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Romance › Re: Expired Content by IamLEGEND1: 8:57pm On Sep 29, 2016

Oga,wallahi my pikin I dey por house. no food wallahi tallahi.

oga,abeg stretch your hand of mercy reach boys side.

Romance › Re: Should I Move On? A Brother In The Friendzone by IamLEGEND1: 8:51pm On Sep 29, 2016

Can we all bow our heads and commemorate a fallen brother.

Even as you wither away in the harsh wastelands of the friendzone,find solace in the knowledge that we celebrate you,bruh.
Gone you may be,but your memory lives on in our collective consciousness.

Let's raise a glass in rememberance of a dearly loved comrade.

Sleep well,niggah.

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Romance › Re: Why Can't You Smile In Your Passport Photo? by IamLEGEND1: 7:41pm On Sep 29, 2016

bcoz most people look like imbeciles when smiling.

Romance › Re: Today Is My Birthday Everyone Join Me And Celebrate by IamLEGEND1: 6:25pm On Sep 29, 2016

Damilolababy:
na u sabi

like i said,don't take it personally.

Romance › Re: Sex Robots Are Being Made To Replace Men By 2025 by IamLEGEND1: 6:13pm On Sep 29, 2016

khristal87:
Lol... Bt wts wrong wif u dating jst her? If she s dating jst u alone?

i didn't ask for that shit_ she can date as many guys as she likes,me i just dey there for the fun.....the moment you start suffocating me,i go bounce. no time.

Romance › Re: Today Is My Birthday Everyone Join Me And Celebrate by IamLEGEND1: 6:08pm On Sep 29, 2016

Damilolababy:
I will just ignore you... mtcheeew

+ this is not me trying to be condescending but please,your signature...... it goes "I'm an honest person." the amount of gbagaun is a little too much for a sentence as short as that.

Romance › Re: Sex Robots Are Being Made To Replace Men By 2025 by IamLEGEND1: 6:04pm On Sep 29, 2016

khristal87:
For real? This toys re gonna tke ur place sooner or later

it means i can patronise oloshoz with zero guilt.
but as it is now, a girl expects you to date JUST her,kiss JUST her and Fuck_JUST her.
which kyn torture be that one. Make dem do sharp-sharp supply the robots so homeboys go fit go on rampage.

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Romance › Re: Today Is My Birthday Everyone Join Me And Celebrate by IamLEGEND1: 5:59pm On Sep 29, 2016

Damilolababy:
y dat na.. can a corpse type.. mtcheeew

maybe it is someone's corpse,who knows?

Romance › Re: Sex Robots Are Being Made To Replace Men By 2025 by IamLEGEND1: 5:57pm On Sep 29, 2016

a welcome development.

Romance › Re: Today Is My Birthday Everyone Join Me And Celebrate by IamLEGEND1: 5:54pm On Sep 29, 2016

Damilolababy:
y na...

i don't like people in general,so don't take it personally.

Romance › Re: Today Is My Birthday Everyone Join Me And Celebrate by IamLEGEND1: 5:52pm On Sep 29, 2016

StunchLord:
Someone has liked your DP barely minutes after you opened your thread. I see your business is doing just fine.

i swear to God i thought that thing on her DP was a corpse.i had to do a double take.

Romance › Re: Today Is My Birthday Everyone Join Me And Celebrate by IamLEGEND1: 5:48pm On Sep 29, 2016

Damilolababy:
it doesn't matter.. we are going to know each other soon enough...

going to get to know who?

biko,not me.

Romance › Re: Here’s What The Cast Of Cinderella Would Look Like If It Was A Nigerian Movie by IamLEGEND1: 5:46pm On Sep 29, 2016

all these young naija actresses go dey paint face like ogbanje.

i miss the days of them Nkiru Sylvanus,shan george,liz benson et al.
na only Eucharia wey be the bad egg.
even if dem no fine,dem no dey hide the ugliness.
case in point

Romance › Re: Today Is My Birthday Everyone Join Me And Celebrate by IamLEGEND1: 5:32pm On Sep 29, 2016

we no know you.

Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Take Good Women For Granted by IamLEGEND1: 4:54pm On Sep 29, 2016

ALAGA1:

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Romance › Re: This Twitter User Took Boring To Another Level by IamLEGEND1: 3:47pm On Sep 29, 2016

Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Take Good Women For Granted by IamLEGEND1: 2:41pm On Sep 29, 2016

since Nobody is asking the most question here I'll go ahead and do it: how good is your head game?

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Romance › Re: Alamomin Gane Masoyiya Ta Gaskiya by IamLEGEND1: 2:31pm On Sep 29, 2016

STFUareyouG0d:
Pls summarise the whole write up for us. Lol

This one too long for hungry man like me to translate.

Romance › Re: Five Ways To Make Your Nigerian Boyfriend Love You Forever by IamLEGEND1: 12:37pm On Sep 29, 2016

If only you actually listen to your own advice.

Romance › Re: Alamomin Gane Masoyiya Ta Gaskiya by IamLEGEND1: 12:35pm On Sep 29, 2016

STFUareyouG0d:
bros this one pass my power. Iamlegend and smellimouth should

make I transcribe the 1st paragraph.

when trying to find out where you stand with your girl: Does she love you or not.
For this reason,there is a need to study a few things carefully, some
past,some present:

YOUR FIRST ENCOUNTER

HER NATURAL DISPOSTION AND CHARACTER.

Romance › Re: HELP!, Am Bad At Romance And I Really Want My Boyfriend To Know I Care by IamLEGEND1: 11:33am On Sep 29, 2016

Watch pòrn together.

Romance › Re: Alamomin Gane Masoyiya Ta Gaskiya by IamLEGEND1: 11:29am On Sep 29, 2016

This one don miss road.

Family › Re: Whatsapp Exposes Zimbabwean Man's Affair With Wife’s Much Younger Sister (Pics) by IamLEGEND1: 11:04am On Sep 29, 2016

I feel ya pain bruh.

your wife ugly as fuck_and is probably older than you. and when a sharp brother finds himself stuck in a quagmire like this,
Fuckin your wife's younger and more salacious sister seems like the next logical step.

I would say stop disgracing us but this is a Zimbabwean niggah we're talking about.....they don't count. so go ahead and insert your phallus within whatever moist orifice you can find.

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Romance › Re: Shout Out To That Girl You Banged In Secondary School by IamLEGEND1: 10:52am On Sep 29, 2016

Oluchi,

Ahswearrugahd I miss you. your loins were divine. Aphrodite herself can't hold a torch to the velvety goodness contained within your love canal.

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Romance › Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by IamLEGEND1: 10:00am On Sep 29, 2016

ucnwafor:
chaiiii!! Boss!! U gat me cracking mehn!

#PussyPop my brodah. Join The movement. lesbians dey beat us black & blue.

Romance › Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by IamLEGEND1: 8:53am On Sep 29, 2016

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]baba you wan tear my belle with laff this morning [/color]

boss! we gatz step up our game.

the score is now
Lesbians-2 0-Niggahz

Romance › Re: Naughtynauughy Is Plus One by IamLEGEND1: 8:49am On Sep 29, 2016

Happy birthday.

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Romance › Re: Its Eating My Self Esteem Away#i Need God Intervention # by IamLEGEND1: 8:45am On Sep 29, 2016

Chigold101:
okay.
Mention 3 better things she can do at 24.

The work of a REAL MAN is to take care of his wife (financially, emotionally & sexually).
A real man can never call a woman a liability.
It is only poor boys and men who have lost their place in life that waits for what a woman will bring at the table before marriage.

You were making small sense until you typed that rubbish.

this is the 21st century,any woman wey know say she no go contribute anything to the family should stay in her father's house.....that's where she belongs.

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Romance › Re: I Carried Her Bag And suddenly it seems me against the world(photo) by IamLEGEND1: 8:32am On Sep 29, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#00cccc] it's fine.
Shows yer secure in yer manhood ,you can hold your woman's handbag withoutfeeeling like less of a man
.
Iamlegend smh for you and volt toxic [/color]

Hernandez.
wadup,son.
why you shaking your 'fro for me?

Romance › Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by IamLEGEND1: 7:38am On Sep 29, 2016*

and just like that, we've lost another vagìna. poof! just gone with the wind.
Eulogy:
Farewell, optional1's püssy.
I didn't get to interact with you intimately but the pangs of ur loss will linger.
As you begin your voyage into the realm of scissoring, grinding, dildoing and fingering....my wish is that you find bountiful orgàsms.
May all the tongues that will take a stab at you be smooth as a newborn's palms.

I will like to conclude this heartfelt message with a little jam I penned. feel free to join in if you're feeling the groove.

Yeah,Legend going in on the beat...you know how it is...

▶She said she wanted just 3mins #PussyPop

▶before you knew,she was at the other end screaming #PussyPop

▶Me and my goons will mourn you,yes we will #PussyPop

▶we will remember: the one that got away #PussyPop

if you wan support my career in gospel music,feel free to make donations by asking for my Akant numba.
when I blow I will not forget you.

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