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So who's the guy in this case?
coz I'm not understanding. |
The sex_is amazing. He's kind He's sweet He's fun He's got you wrapped around his finger and he's Yoruba ![]() BUT! He doesn't like talking about himself ![]() That guy has achieved full demon status already. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. I'm just fuckin with you ma'am. hold on tight to that brother,he'll open up eventually,with a little persuasion of cause. |
Na because she see say you no razz wella. make she try that nonsense_with homeboys..... I no go give am the gift,come rob her join. Where she been dey when boys dey waka with no shoe for street? I hustle my money,then you wan come obtain my moola with pùssy wey God give you for free. dem no born am well |
Money Pùssy Ass Money Boøbs Fine face Money. In that order |
Na only yansh I see for there. |
Happy birthday. |
Na one of Seun_atheist goons. I guarantee it. |
Abeg do sharp sharp,make i hol small change. |
white folks & small yansh...if no be say I dey fear zika virus, I for don marry my south American babe. Her Brazilian hair na follow-come. |
Just look all the loudmouthed feminists wella,you go see say most of them rich and probably married. You wey still dey task your papa(+ boyfriend) for house go follow open mouth dey yarn trash. You will die bitter and alone in some mud house in bayelsa. Feminism my big,black,hairy balls. |
I know homosexual relationships are frowned upon in 9ja(and everywhere else) but saying they were burnt alive is stretching it a bit. if they were burnt, it is for definitely go something else entirely. which again raises the question: where were the police? |
The cake has boöbs.
or am I seeing double? |
Seun:You be chairman but you dey spit jargon on the regular these days. |
why the guy head dey like snake? egbon elasticlala go soon shift am go home base. I'll soon be proposing sha, to my beautiful fiancée, a time-travelling Egyptian prostitute_from the 14th century. |
genieluv:like I have said repeatedly in the past.... Just because my opinions don't usually sit well with you doesn't mean I'm being a troll. and you think her emotional state makes any difference? I don't even know her. E-empathy is not my thing. |
what else is new? |
i have no idea what's happening here. |
Danger be staring you straight in the face and you're still contemplating if you should run or stay. matters of the heart my foot. that burning, butterflies-in-your-stomach love fades eventually and what's gonna be left is a deep mutual understanding which can only stem from having common core values. forget all that 'opposites attract' bullshìt.....that is true only on a superficial level.when you are at clear odds with your partner on matters critical to your lifestyle, you're headed for doom,no way around that. Your religion is important to you,stick with it or drop it and jump into his bed. Na when una marry ur eyes go komot wella. |
Do you love this shìt? Are you high right now Do you ever get nervous Are you single? I heard you fucked_a girl,is it true? you gettin' money You think the niggahz you with is with you? |
Try chop small food. you look like you're going to fall over any second |
and so? |
The key here is holding ppl to theAnd that is exactly what I'm doing- Holding everyone to the same standard. Lots of the current female leaders are making terrible mistakes,the ones waiting in the wings don't look all that promising either.(Hillary mah niggah ).If you mess up,expect to be called out on it. But of cause,women and playing the victim card are like [img] couldn't find that Jacob Zuma picture[/img] so owning up to your shortcomings is not an option. whoever has the audacity to so much as point them out is sexist. cc: Mrsphyno |
SUMMARY: Pùssy Niggahz have no right to divorce their spouses on the grounds of emotional,physical and sexual neglect. either you find a job or just give up totally and fully immerse yourself into your new reality- which is being a total püssy. swap genìtals with your wife if need be. |
peace92:Whatever, bro. Your opinion counts for very little. |
Jimi23:Pity yourself. |
[b] She's a humanitarian? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha......... are you seriously this naïve? You know who else has been championed as a humanitarian and nominated for a Nobel peace prize? Henry Kissinger,that's who. Oh! AND Fidel Castro AND Josef Stalin. Throw Adolf Hitler in there too. So you see,not everything is as it seems. I don't like Hillary because I don't like snakes (literally & figuratively). At least Trump puts his own crazy out there for the world to see. Merkel's decision was a disaster.simple as that. You invite a stranger into your home,the first thing he does is smash up your living room, even took a sledgehammer to your 95" flat screen TV. Then to top it all off,he proceeded to ràpe your wife & daughter. But no matter, I can see why you'll think letting that stranger in wasn't a terrible decision. I admire your logic. it is impeccable. I know I'm supposed to feel like some prehistoric monster when someone so much as insinuates that I'm sexist but honestly.....I don't give a shìt.I couldn't even if I tried. I don't care about your gender. if you padded our National budget or diverted $20million worth of public funds for your personal use, you should be tried. The Law is absolute, gender notwithstanding.so calm your raging feminazi tittìes. If I am guilty of any bias at all,then it'll be for my overwhelming support for women. You of all people should know that I got nothing but mad love for you ladies. cc: mrsphyno[/b] |
IamNawty:Maybe that's why the widow spider let's his mate chew his head off after having sex. Death is a far more desirable option than the alternative. |
Iamhatey:So what? your whole physiology and morphology is tailored perfectly to conceive and bring forth new offspring. we appreciate the work you ladies put in but don't expect a medal for something God & nature has ordained you for. |
[b] If you were under any illusions about how serious I was regarding Hillary,then allow me to clear your doubts- HILLARY is a piece of shìt and so is Trump. Folks love her two-timing husband more than her and that says a lot. Hell,I'll pick GEJ over those two. So governments have dirty jobs to do,doesn't mean we have to sacrifice our basic human dignity on the alter of peacekeeping. Being in a position of power doesn't mean you're better than the rest and you get to play God. The middle east is a war zone and The U.S's intervention is legal as far as I know. But Russia's role in the Syrian civil war is something else entirely,but that's a different story for another day. Like I said,Merkel's decision was well-intentioned but in the end, very destructive. For every state leader out there of any gender, Goodwill is something everyone of them has to spend copious amounts of time building but it only takes one catastrophic decision,and everything comes crashing down....the effects of which are even more pronounced for someone leading a country and is constantly in the public eye. that's just the way it is. We find female bosses annoying not because they're women,but because they're asshöles just like how male bosses turn to total douches trying to get with their employees. and we hate kleptomaniacs who have got their hands in out national cookie jar not because they have vagìnas but because we don't like thieves. So you ladies have got to make an effort to pull your heads out of your assés and smell the coffee. Your whole last paragraph is basically you pulling out and playing the giant gender card. The sooner you realise that the world is not always against you,the better. A female president appoints women as her top officials and she's 'empowering' women around the world but a man does the same and the country is regressive. for your last question, I have no idea. and I'm glad you're disappointed with my opinions, as I was with yours. but na only so our love fit grow. but we won't have kids though, coz I'm sure you'll blow my head off with a shotgun someday and I don't want you raising orphans. cc: Mrsphyno[/b] |
And also because of poor fitness. when they get pregnant, all they do is eat,sleep and nag about everything from why you dropped the car keys on the table the wrong way to how your very existence annoys them. |
Nice. |
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