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As you forgive am the first time... forgive am again.

Zoharariel:
I used to be an ardent fan of this bastard until he was bullied into submission by those indecorous animals trying to foist their Presidential Candidate down our throats.

Debo Macaroni could have taken a cue from Segun Awosanya (Segalink), Femi Kuti and Joke Silver by standing his ground & refusing to give in, but he chickened out like a lily-livered cockroach.

I have since deleted all his useless skits & videos in my archives.

As for me, even the raging bastards know that unless they want Sango Olukoso Ayara Ina, Ina Loju, Ina Lenu, Akata Yeri-Yeri - to smite & uproot all their family rotten trees from generations to generations, they will give themselves brain and steer clear of my mentions.

If you like, threaten & hurl insults from here to Kilimanjaro; I WILL NEVER BE COERCED INTO VOTING FOR ANY BASTARD ESPECIALLY A NONENTITY THAT IS ATTEMPTING TO USURP POWER, IN SECRET COLLABORATION WITH THEIR TERRORISTS (IPOB) THROUGH THE BACK DOOR TO ACTUALIZE THEIR UTOPIAN COUNTRY.

Nigerian Comedian, Mr Macaroni Raises Alarm Over Threat Against His Life, Family For Not Supporting A ‘Particular Presidential Candidate

https://saharareporters.com/2022/08/15/nigerian-comedian-mr-macaroni-raises-alarm-over-threat-against-his-life-family-not

If you like delete your life too. Macaroni no even send you. Talk less of knowing you. People are fighting for a better Nigeria, you're being unapologetically tribalistic. Na to knack u oraimo cord dey hungry me

Na so...

Goodbadbowy419:
You nailed it bro
Op don’t know that, not everything be juju for yahoo. If you don’t know go and learn

You dey console yourself

Allisgud:
so he will improve ur government schools,so they will be better more than his own abi,change that thinking

You dey mind am. Na to knack am 2 by 2 to reset him thinking.

Candidlady:



Not surprised at all

Some fathers are as selfish as anything.. the man would rather spend outside than drop a dime on his immediate family


Come down to abuja You'd see more than enough... All the lady needs is just the father's contact and regular spot


Imagine you as a wife or daughter asking your father for a particular amount of money you know deep down he has but he'd story you.. but would still spend more than that amount on another lady..

These genders called MALES are so pathetic. .. na werin fit them pass be that.


Dead genders

If your Papa na deadbeat, state it like that.

Stop the generalization.

kingamaa:
This is misinformation

There is a difference between legitimate and illegitimate tax and over taxation

All commercial vehicles pay tax not just in Lagos alone.

That of Lagos has some peculiarities which is not new and the beauty of issues like this is the ability of the government and those involve to sit at a round table and resolve their issues which is exactly what is going on and the beauty of democracy.

Definitely better than killing each other, killing law enforcement agents, destroying government properties, disturbing the peace of the land and generally making life difficult for the common man.

You must be benefiting from all these extortion. Go to other states and compare it to what they pay in Lagos. Dem no born u well to enter main road dey collect money for warri.

successmatters:
1.8 million naira for a dog?

Have you ever bought or tried to bring a pedigree before? Abi you think it's all those Ekuke alsatian you have been buying?


But NDLEA can actually create a department for K9, train the dogs themselves to save cost. Even creating a new department would create employment for more people

BluntCrazeMan:
Source:
https://www.blueprint.ng/tribunal-accepts-bvas-reports-showing-over-voting-against-adeleke

Dem won give Ademola pick 2

dawnomike:
It is long overdue... he has really been very very lucky in his career as a footballer

Lucky? Lucky for 25yrs?

slivertongue:
Sad.


They betrayed their employer and deserve any punishment that comes their way

Oga who don die Don die. What punishment would go to the parents that provided a pool for a 3year old?

Ttalk:
Does my message hurt you?

I only make my point, debunk or keep shut instead of all these useless rants.

Yes even Alaba market is popular than Awka. Choke yourself if you are not happy

The igbos you hate are the ones in alaba... Tribalistic bigot

Coca4pf:
Hi everyone, I wish you all happy new month.
I want to share this story here if wetin I do good or not.
The story fit no make sense as I’m not a good story teller, pardon my grammar and use of English.

I’ll be 23 years old by march next year. 4 years ago I was Working at a barber shop right in front of a busy university complex. was making money enough to feed myself & support my family with the little help that I can, as at that time I was still staying with my parents & 3 siblings Im the first child and the family background I came from is very complicated.
Financially my parents aren’t doing well and my siblings are still very young we have a very strong family bond. My father works a 9-5 his salary is nothing to write home about I had no option than to learn how to be independent. At the age of 15 I was already learning barbing With my free time while still in secondary school. As at time sef back then people no dey gree learn work.

All my mates go laugh me but I didn’t let all that get to me, on weekends even as an apprentice I’ll take Excuse from my boss & attend occasions/events where I assist in catering, sometimes I even got to do ushering jobs.

Fast forward to 2019. I don dey work for person store as per barbing salon. The pay was nice in a day I dey make like 5k sometimes 10k.

While working in the barbershop I got influenced into doing yahoo luckily for me it was paying me I was seeing better money than my daily pay as a barber the stress wasn’t easy we stand from morning till evening like I said previously it’s a very busy shop near school gate.. Eventually I quit working & with the mindset of being a full time yahoo boy and had plans to open my own shop along the line o
On the other hand
I was already getting comparison from family they kept telling me “see your mate don rent house dey stay on their own” yen yen. Any small miss/understanding like this “see your mate” you know Nigerian parents naw!
At this point it was dawned on me that I have to move out of my parents house, so I left and got a self contain in the same city but different town.
My parents didn’t even know where I was staying as at that time & everything was going smoothly for me there’s no other way you can describe success again my house well furnished had nice neighbour the street sef very close to the junction the environ where I moved to was nice, steady I dey chop barbecue I don dey fresh up normally I be fresh boy oo but the money made me fresher.
Everyone wants to be my friend, everyone liked me even people I don’t know already knows me before I meet them cause I live in a small city. Just like benin now for example .
I had Gfs cause even before the money came girls don first dey rush me so normally women wasn’t really my problem since I’m a complete spec, height I get am, handsome chocolate skin guy like me o lol!
I started seeing a girl that one of my barber colleagues introduced me to.

before this my colleague introduced me with this new girl, eh i already had a girlfriend but it felt like I was single she was too busy with school she no dey get time because na mummies girl we don’t sex cause she’s a virgin in my mind I already had her for keeps even ignoring the fact that we lack severe communication issues we both understood each other.
she dey busy die cause she day study micro biology and it was her very first year. As understanding guy wey I be I just didn’t pressure her but In our mind we both know we are dating I don conclude say even as this girl dey busy with school I no go rush her I gave her that time to focus on her study once once I’ll buy her food stuff, with time the relationship started Turing into brother and sister vibes. I felt lonely I needed more The vibe wasn’t there but Although loved that girl from my heart.

Back to when my colleague introduce me to another girl right from the first day he hooked us up I really liked her, eventually we started dating God If you see how long it took this girl to trust me enough to even sleep over with me in an hotel, she’s a very reserve girl too but her friends na bad bad bitches but she was just different. Time to time I started taking her on movie dates, go to the mall together for shopping I was really spoiling this girl intentionally. While my other girl was in school we talk once a week or when ever we even get the chance to
This new girl was always available no excuses 3 months into the relationship I and this new girl didn’t have sex cause she’s also a virgin & she was ready to lose it to me but she was so scared about the whole thing since it’s her first time we kept trying to sex each chance we get but she just couldn’t handle the pain from my gbola, it’s frustrating when you have two serious virgin girlfriends sha none-the- less we kept trying until we finally had our first sex OMO that night see blood everywhere it’s my first time to dis-virgin a girl. She made me make I promise that if I dis virgin her we’d work our way to marriage eventually like you know future dreams and aspiration.
She comes to my place would she would spend weeks and sometimes she doesn’t want even leave my place that’s to show you how safe she felt with me. I’m a cool guy naturally with time it begin to show clearly that she’s a lazy girl and I found myself doing chores and always wanting me to go out and get her sanitary pad for her oo.. just imagine.
We started having series of miss understanding it was so clear and obviously after months that me and this girl are two different people we can now build together we have different mindset and perspective about life. This girl in her life never talked about business or investment nor even advised me. (Sometimes this is one reason it’s good to date older women)
But I just couldn’t deal with the constant argument she found out about my babe in school stuff happened one thing lead to the other we had to break up. Weeks before our break Up I bought a Lexus ES 330 bruhh at 19 years old I was doing fine my life was already moving straight I wasn’t a foolish person but I don’t know what kept making me feel like my problem was relationship sha cause till now I still dey wonder.
After this break up randomly cross paths with one of my childhood friend that’s working in a bar went to the same church together and her mum knows my mother,
I know say my story fit don dey bore you but listen the rest of the story na here gan gan everything turn sour for me
I and this girl exchange contact started talking gradually the vibes was there the same week she came to my place she all grown shapes figure 8 she’s so hot got very conducive Ass meh, we had sex even though she brought up the topic of us being friends in church back then. That sex was my best her pussy was all wet and soaked fits my dick perfectly We enjoyed her self the relationship as growing so fast gradually she started passing night in my house since it’s close to her work place
We started dating but intended to kept it on a low she’ll come to my place Cook take care of me meh once again I’ve found love I was committed totally I cut off all my side gigs that we just run one or two shows together.
All my friends got to know this girl even in my area everywhere cause we even go to market together, shower together, together do laundry together eat on the same plate, literally we were like twins cause we fit perfectly.
Our relationship was one of its kind. Any day I step out alone all I’d hear is wey your woman, how is our wife. I cut off half of my friends cause what do I need friendship for? She even got my name tatted on her arm that’s to show you the extent of this relationship
Nevertheless Just exactly months in our relationship I was duped my saving of over 4 million naira that which was the balance money left from the car I purchased
This money I was supposed to use to open a barbing salon, the way I got dupe was embarrassing for a smart person like me so I’ll share that story so someone out there doesn’t fall victim. a stranger reached out to me one day front of a mall saying he sells organic sex enhancer but I wasn’t interested but he kept insisting but still yet I declined the request to purchase the item moreover he wants to sell to me, I don’t know you I said to him and you don’t have to force me to buy your stuff he was still being adamant i was convince to take his number when he mentioned that he also does some spiritual work too the moment he said that I really felt I might need his number someday in attempt to make him leave I took his number promising to give him a call.
To cut the story short I later called him months later for fortifications against police and stuff, this guys were scammers fake native doctor some how some how they scammed me I almost sold my car if not for my gf that was suspicious with my recent activities she interrogated me when she saw I was listing it online a car I bought that’s barely up to one year for 800k (Lexus ES 330) to sell it and give to these scammers I think they used juju on me but God knows best.
Now the situation on ground is I have been duped, which left me losing 4 million my own money and 2million In debt which was a friends money now I owe someone 2m Trying to find solutions I was avoiding this person i owe money he involved the state cid and like that -like that sha we concluded I had to give him the car as payment options Because i was already facing big financial down falls

Now no car, no money. Nothing nothing

But my girl was there with me she was there to comfort me she even lost her job that time and phase of my life everything was rough. Funny enough I don’t even have anything to show for it no property not as if I lived a luxurious life I had planned my self but maybe I wasn’t good in decision making who knows? Only God can judge

This girl was with me for over 2years and counting i don’t have a job, no education nothing nothing meh with time I was finding it difficult to get back on my feet. She warned me not to ever get a car again even if I have the money but I didn’t listen, money came again immediately I went and bought Camry I didn’t tell anyone when I brought it home this girl almost ate me raw.. she was angry that why will I buy a car after everything that has happened
2 years ago yet I still went and bought a car? As I’m writing this story I think I have realise some of my own defaults.
She was angry and I had to talk her through it Not less than one month I had money issue again with someone my car was seized and Ended up selling it to pay who I owed money again like it’s just the same thing happening twice but different scenarios
We split the money for the car and I paid what owed them it was crazy come to think of it. I even slept in cell my girlfriend would come, Cook me food she was trying to find help that she could get at that time. Some of the top police officers she asked for help would even demand for sex but she never obliged God answer our prayer the issue was resolved amicably but I lost the car to them like I said before 2 months later Me and this girl broke up and went separate ways the relationship gradually faded
I’m left alone, no education, I’m thinking of starting life all over I’ve been smoking heavily lately I don’t know which path to take I don’t even have friends I’m learning to build a relationship with my family and be close to them and learn something to start making money legitimately
Hitting the gym to stay fit
And taking one step at a time
I have been single since then and I barely have friends to talk to I’m always alone. I have develop paranoia, anxiety and depression
Now my rent has expired I can’t even pay I’m looking for means to start doing Bolt driving since I have the certification I’ve got to learn a lot and I want to study a business course not because of the degree but for my own personal development & use.
All my mates don graduate i thought making money was all life entails but I’ve learnt there’s more to life and you don’t need to do fraud to get to certain levels. I have great wisdom but I don’t know how to apply it.

Thank you for reading but do you think bolt driver is nice work in benin city? If I can find someone to work for and balance up with I do not mind either.

So all these many talks is just for uber assistance?

Well... The end will always justify the means. Those who gather wealth fraudulently, it will develop wings and fly away.

Islandlady:
Okay every Saturdays are for wedding right?

But I see every Saturday as a day two gullible people come together to decieve each other all in the name of marriage!

Each time I receive a wedding invitation, I do laugh like I am going crazy The best part I love to laugh the most during a wedding ceremony is during the Vows! Because the Vows always sound like deceptions!

I just laughed out so loud now at a wedding ceremony this morning during the couple's vow that everyone eyes were on me, I think I will stop attending weddings

You must have owned a Love Machine for 7yrs plus.now.

Mogajunior:
I really hate to discriminate. I drink everything called alcohol. Even agbo is not left out.

Na die you dey

GeneralPula:
And her body still firm like this at 42?

She never collect dick too much!

No let push-ups deceive you.

Elemosho478:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.gistlover.com/why-i-choose-to-marry-several-wives-ooni-of-ife/amp/

Which one is represent Twitter again?

Who else did notice that some banks had glitches on the 18th and 19th of October,2022.

On these states dates, all POS , Interswitch and Transfer transactions failed but yet, debits went on...

The funny thing was that the affected banks were asking for screenshots of the unsuccessful transactions.

I believe, there systems were hacked and they didn't bring it to light to reduce damage control

Onyi90:
I HAD MY FIRST SEX AT 32. LAST NIGHT 31/10/2022.
I intentionally avoided physical intimacy with any lady till Last night when i decided to give it a try after partying last night and getting very high on black bullet and Bailey cream and some other drinks.
I can't say i enjoyed it, but i fired another round this morning because i woke up and my entire body was stiff, and the shapefull body was still lying on the bed naked.
The Lady is someone i met around town as I'm currently on leave from work. She's very young but up to 18 years. I can't explain how I fill now.
I actually have a wonderful lady who's far away from me. I hope to settle down with her come 2023. I intend to confess to her and ask for forgiveness, because i will be traveling to her location this week.
Our relationship has been a long distant one. Lately, we usually sex chat on Whatsapp video call.
I'm a public servant and she's a Lab technician working with a hospital too.

NB: She knows I've never had sex with any lady until last night. �
I'm also not a partying type and I don't drink too, but did all this last night �.
SHOULD I CONFESS TO HER OR JUST KEEP MUM LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED.

Na so....

abobote:
I like that Zelensky, he is a man with balls

Which dirty balls?

EnemyofGod22:
God and satan doesn't exist








Know this and have peace of mind.

I agree with you. Oya go village go scatter una village diety first, e get wetin I won check

Why teach a 3year old to swim in the first place? Davido made that kid see comfort in that swimming. The same mistake Dbanj made.

The only question I have is, how dem go take wash am?

tribalmall:
See foolish Igbo comment did your Igbo father n mother not show more hate when same USA try bringing down Adesina at ADB ?

So you foolish n cursed oloriburuku Igbos believe you alone should own the monopoly to hate others can not pay you in same coin. May it never be well with you n your entire household plus dead born n unborn generation for the audacity to write this comment.

E no go beta for your papa !

Tribalistic bigot . Free yourself from hate.

yellowgarri2:
Arsenal will lose this match. Forest to score first goal

You ticket don cut

For your mind your indispensable?

Brace yourself, your MD go soon shock you.

Lol! The thing no let you sleep.

Nonetheless, why would intentionally Wana have a baby with a lady you don't Wana settle with?

You being Financially able is not the problem. Would you be there for that child?

Let me guess, after you get your ex pregnant, you will marry your current gf?

Na so! Redpilers. World People!


If your papa no chase your mama, dem for born you?

It's good to be firm as a man but all these nairaland redpillers talk don too much.


If you find someone great, chase am o! Good ladies don finish.

Omo. I no sabi wetin una dey talk. I passed through that route all through this week, I did notice the water level vividly increased.

Then, why would any sane person be campaigning for Atiku and Tinubu?

Do you know the role Atiku played in the privatization of major industries in Nigeria? Do you know how he fraudulently stop all obasanjo's effort in retrofitting the Delta Steel Plant in Aladja, Delta state?


Do you know how Tinubu has colonized Lagos? Those who know how Alpha Beta operates would never vote him.


It saddens my heart, to see young people campaigning for these old people. Now I know why our forefathers sold their own.


Feed a sheep the truth, it will never eat grass

azraeljaheel:
Good morning chief

Where for ikorodu do you reside

ahnie:
The boy looks autistic,nawa o.these are the peeps that needs help.



Life nor just balance

Poverty can make anyone look anything!

You go another man land go turn independent journalist.