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Abeg show me way

vhuqnl:
your mates are making waves and money, you are busy simping. trash

No vex sir na d way u take carry d guy matter for head dy shock me ni... No vex again my NL Father

YourMajesty:
Don't mistake me for your dad.

On top person matter U get p oo

YourMajesty:
You know this because you live with him?

Bringing Apc government down Nahh.. Wetin happen to pdp go happen to una

NO PALLIATIVE NO VACCINE...

NO

Make I no talk Wetin dy my mind.

Powerfly:
Moral of the story! -
1) Never ever collect anything even if it's a lift from an average Nigerian Man, because they are just a replica of a typical Nigerian politician.

2.) Never take Nigerian men for their word. Infact whenever they something, just understand it as the opposite in meaning.

Op if na me eh! Shingbai!! The maga for no smell. Make him do him worse!.
I'll go down on my knees in the mid night after taking my bath with warm water and say a simple prayer saying " dear father in heaven, i hand over this case to you to judge righteously!.. If i ever collected the money gift knowing and aggreeing to any ungodly intention and then acting like i'm innocent, then let my life speak nemesis upon nemesis. But if i'm innocent then let (his name) fire consume him and his evil intentions. Then enter house go sleep because the bagger can do no sh*t.!!
If i jam that kind father xmas, e for don be for the idiot.

Oshey awon eyan Amazon queen. Pls are you married? If Yes wonder how many fights you have in a week with your husband and If No pls shut d f*up.
Fight him or not baba don speak him mind, what if she no dy watch her weight nko.
But if her story na true then d man no try at all.

Zzor:
Also tell him to work on his pot belly and penis and that his penis has shrinked over time,tell him also that the pastor is still fit and his organ still very strong after five kids,just cause fight and after the fight he will learn to appreciate you.

Distance, we both had our NYSC service in Kebbi state and after the service I moved back to Lagos and she Abuja. Tried all possible best to secure a job at Abuja but it did not work out. But we still had the relationship going over 9 months before we finally called it off because the seem to be no chance of us meeting again. But we're still friends till today.

Dis one choke me...Lol

Nbotee:
Oya answer urself, wat does 25/100 look like to U?? If U b N-power U go pass urself?

Patrioticbreed9:
action film ke ? me wey like indian opera's and romantic movies

lol

Nawa o.o.. Too much of action movie sha..

heendrix:
my own is why don't we have Blue River, lake or streams in Nigeria??

because we have plenty potor potor if rain fall

They will rush here to tell u dat u need the HOLY SPIRIT to understand the above stated verses

Pierocash:
I will like something like this.

But which belle she take carry 6children?.

Haba u don forget? Na d extra belle Wey she borrow from her neighbor na.

Same story.....

Believe me you can.... I had almost same issues too..
My advice for you.
1. Quit telling yourself d course is difficult if others can get good grades u can also.
2. Mingle more with bright students in your class.
3.Create enough studying time but don't drain yourself ooo.

Integral501:
first year cgpa sir

Plain truth bro dis is someone I know very well....

MVLOX:
dis story go hard to believe ooo

Bros calm down...
And to the guys in da house anytime a lady tells u dis carp that she had sex not more than two times or she had only one ex...all na wash.... Its either u stay and eat her pekus Or u japa..

Tbadbad:
I mean when I met her, she said she only dated 3 guys and have sex only 3 times ,her first boyfriend and 2 other boys, not girls please

U dy expect Lamborghini? Abeg free d man since d wife no complain... Wee done sir CEO of complain association

kenzysmith:
See the kind cheap car not even tear rubber na Belgium even the tire no get wheels chai and his wife is even Happy

She is under pressure of getting married...since u know u can't settle down with her now. My advice for u is to let her go. To avoid "HAD I KNOW"

08137739012...

Did u download d app from play store?
Or u got it from xender?
Let me know

Can u just leave d muslims out if this....Who cares no diff between u nd d traditional worshipers. Both worshiping d created n not d creator.

Abegiii... Lemme hear word.... The same thing dy happen for yankee.

TecM0:
It's shameful this Pictures would make it outside the shores, and many foreigners would reinstate it that all Nigerians are criminals

Expect actions in Ghana, SouthAfrica, US and UK

ladywealth:
Good evening my NL guys.

I just met a guy last month ending, we exchanged numbers and started chatting. He asked me out.. I really enjoyed chatting with him, just him alone. So few days after, he invited me to his house. I declined but I noticed that he stopped chatting with me.

Few days after, he asked about my genotype without even greeting me. I counter questioned him and he attacked me, claiming that he is not happy with me. I replied that 'I don't care'.
The next thing I received was rains of insults. Saying that I insulted him. I admitted and we settled it.

For the short times I've known him, I could see the kind of qualities I want in a man. But the problem he has and that he attested to is verbal abuse...

I noticed that anytime he invites me to his house and I declined, it always piss him off and he stops talking to me.
I decided not to visit him because it's not safe for me.

He argues over little things on chat, he talks to me like I'm a baby ( he is 33 and I'm 22). he is domineering... I'm just confused on the decision to date him considering all these flaws. I am suspicious of him being violent.
thanks

shey u go date me... I swear I no get wahala at all..