₦airaland Forum

biafranqueen:
Keep dreaming Buhari will be the President of Nairaland only and he can only rule in the religion section that is for his people period end of story.

And GEJ the president of Biafra right??... You're not in your right senses... You're in your wrong state of mind.. Cone into the light..

The others led by YDP are against free and Fair elections.. we know those who have our interest at hand..

phorget:
just let him be!... I would rather have Jonathan charged to court so he can explain how he suddenly acquired so many "shoes" after telling Nigerians that he had no shoes before.

News from the wall says Jona owns Heritage Bank... Got this from a credible source.. No wonder he can't publicly declare his asset...

PDP making baseless allegations that hokd no water since 1200bc...

The fear of ICC would shut this woman up..till she returns to Otoueke temporarily, afterwards KiriKiri...

In GEJ's voice "Elections can't hold, we need another 6 weeks to fight corruption"...
PDP afraid of free and fair elections sonce 419AD
#IhaveDecided
#VoteChange
#GMB/PYO

This man too gey swags...

#IhaveDecided
#GMB/PYO
#VOTE CHANGE

Mynd44:
*Coughs*
Over flogged issue. Tell us something new

I quite agree with you..

Jona Must Go...


Vote APC..
#GMB/PYO
#CHANGE

wazobiaforu:
Guy I feel your pains, I paid for 3 people also and imagine gov shows us they are the boss to yahoo boys, but brother how come you have up to 50 friends that got scammed, are you a celeb?

I'm a really nice person really... the 50 is a summed up figure, they're way more thn that... I jusy kept hearing from this and this person the samr story on how they we're scammed... Even a Teacher I know bought the form...

GenIgrigi:
**grins** Stop baiting us, you don't chose leaders for Igbos rather we Igbos choose for you slaves. We told MKO and Awo they won't be president, they never became President. When you wanted Olu falae we foisted OBJ on you. You are the slaves in this republic. We are not voting GMB even if you tell us 10 Rochas will be president and minsiters after GMB. It GEJ all the way. **LOLS**

The message was never meant for you..but for those who have the brains to comprehend my statement... All you've written didn't pass any meaningful info..zero impact..
You're probably Ndigbo...foiled by hate and it will consume the entirety of your person... When you think of replying with your usual bitter statements, remember you're "Talking to the hand ".. Until you're ready to see past the hate consuming your person, please don't mention me.. You're probably an Atheist..

Tanoids spittin' trash as usual...

So we should sit and watch Mr. Clueless Destroy our economy... ??

Rochas will be the first Igbo president... I know for sure... APC remains the only platform to grant such request.. Rochas understands how the Polity is played and he understands that under the PDP led govt, Ndigbo would be Marginalized... I just wish the Igbo's could see past tribal sentiments of "He is our son" blocking their view..
The sooner they begin to realize governance is not about Religion, Tribe/ethnicity.. the soonet we begin to progress...

Make I hear....

about 50 of my friends got scammed at the NIS (Nigerian Immigration Scam)....of their hard earned money...
about 10 persons I know registered for the Sure-P GIS scam... some have spent over 50K with no Jobs yet....
The FG just blew a contract I had with an NGO when they shifted the Elections.. An agreement that would have earned me a whooping 5million (No Jokes)...

OP I think you heard wrong.. you meant to hear thay he rendered 4.5 million Jobless...

What hurts me is when I see some silly persons coming here to type (GEJ till they grow some brains)...
God punish all Tanoids...

Well said bro
..

Please dont return it until May 29 when GEJ hands over... we don't want cluelessness pocketting this one oh!...

You dey find twitter followers abi... Mstcheeeeeeeeeeeww

Too late.. Its time to get your a$$ back to otoueke...

We currently have power... but We still generate our own electricity...
Generator runs for more than 12 hours per day.. I have two self incase they decide they're not giving us nothing for the day...
Transformer is also Private.. Bought ourselves with our hard earned money... Yet they treat us like sh!t..

Where did you see APC as responsible in the post... I can't see to see where its stated in OP..

Una get sense so?

kodded:
Apc lies busted again

sosanova:
APC with their lies n propagandas comes to mind....APC can divide these country with just one tweet....

He is not just a disgrace... He's also an unintelligent thug and an election rigger...

OP where's your source now?

hollandis:
You are a joke and and jobless joker

Choima leave me alone... I no wan marry you.. Na by force?

wildchild1:
I will be glad if you can come up wit a good logo for me for my company OLA ABASS GROUP(catchy phrase...Think it...We'll do it)
I like colors green and yellow and would be glad if you can use it in designing the logo...thanks and God bless

Send d raw file to free2danceluv@gmail.com

You've not told me what your company is about... plus my busy schedule also has a hand in it..a large hand in it... once I'm free I'll get to you...

nedu2000:
@Op,How did you Perfect the sphere-shaped crest on his shirt as well as the symmetry on the respective eyeglass frames?surely you didn't just use a pen

I was about to ask the same....

Agbeke2013:
pls design logo for my studio and d biz name is ARELAP DIGITAL MEDIA CONCEPT.

Do you have specific colors you prefer..??

abunafiu:
Thanks brother for this thread. Its a rare opportunity ure giving.
kindly design for APEX RENEWABLE ENERGY SYSTEMS LIMITED.

its a renewable energy company. we install and sell inverter.
we also handle general electrical engineering contracts.

I totally forgot to include systems limited.. No vex eh!.. I dey sleep dey do am..

hollandis:
It only means Buhari itself is a joke

Or you are probably a Joker.. Remember the following..

hollandis:
Useless country,useless people,they can't even do a mass action----useless

hollandis:
Though I prefer him,not because he is the best Nigeria can offer,but because he is the only contender to GEJ(the political muhu and smiley he-goat).The truth is if he becomes president it will be a case of old school vs new school,the senate will impeach him

hollandis:
My name is Chioma - Bachelor in Engineering -Anti-Buhari

Dont derail this thread pls

Now that your thread has been moved to the Jokes section... What do yoi have to say...??

ellechrystal:
Apologies accepted, I am not a HND holder, I don't like talking bout my qualifications or cv in public, I love to keep a low profile, to b humble, n mix up, or associate with ppl no matter d class, if I were to speak of qualifications, u would b more than suprised .
The most important thing is that am a nairalander, n not one of my qualifications r useless, they Ve fetched me too much n more on d way.

Cool then... Thanks for accepting the apology.. plus now that you've confirmed you're not a HND holder, I have to be quite frank..I'm not a fan of the HND degree..

ziccoit:
You probably have been thinking those who support GMB are either uneducated/poorly educated or followers of a certain religion. Let me guess, you must be a SSner or SEner?

Pls, go and watch debate between Team GEJ vs Team GMB-Rubbin Mind .That alone will tell you the class of people behind the general.

Her name is Chioma.. Tells a lot..