₦airaland Forum

CharlesRyder:
You did good by keeping calm.

You could have re-parked the car tho....since she left the key and you sat inside, because there are a lot of place where it's almost guaranteed your vehicle would be towed if you parked there.

Lagos na wa. E mean sey no stopping for there be that. From slow motion to full speed...ma duro! Gbera!!!

elmagnifico411:
Bros, if I were u, I won't follow that lady again! I'll keep to public transport levels to save my self from being disrespected.

We know their type. They don't take corrections once they're behind the wheels. u dey even try drive the car sef.. me I won't drive it oh, if she like make she use ma jam people.

Well, u don learn, and she don learn too. For one to park in Lagos, one must be very very careful.

But, I no go follow her again. And I go cut the relationship if the husband like make him dey aware. We go talk am over for beer parlour.

Where pesin go come park for this Lagos so?

Fear don even begin catch me to drive for this Lagos sef. Be like na only inside person compound pesin go fit park so

femi4:
Go n get your car. [b]You are wrong to handover the key to taskforce. [/b]You should have waited for her to come back. You sounded too soft to be a smart guy

So what would you have done when caught in a similarly wrong spot?

tot:
Enriching his family with money meant to develop the state means people who should have benefited from better healthcare, safety, education did not. It comes at a cost to the general populace. Let's not DOWNPLAY the act.

Then he should remove all the good things he wrote about him, and leave "enriching his family" alone.

englishmart:
And those who don't have oil think they are useless. If I tell you what I went through in Bayelsa when I visited in 2017, you'll learn to be happy with what you have.

Abeg nack us tory

jimyjames:
Even gana that had juju was killed



The thing is Gabriel used his position as governor to enrich the suswan family they turned their village into a town, while Gabriel was governor he was giving terkula, government money to do things in his name they have a polytechnic, radio station, multiple companies etc people even believe terkula is richer than Gabriel

What is bad in all the things he did apart from enriching his family?

OlayemiAshraf:
Odion Sabi better songs ...

Whichbhetter songs? Only imbeciles enjoy listening to Davido with his nursery school lyrics.

Real song heads rock BurnaBoy, Omah Lay.

seunmsg:
Tinubu left office in 2007 and you want to investigate his code of conduct records in 2021. The same code of conduct record that was investigated and tried by Goodluck Jonathan. Apart from the politics and media entertainment, it is nothing but a mere waste of everybody’s time.

The prosecution by Jonathan did not stop Tinubu from uprooting PDP from Aso rock. This new round of politically motivated investigation won’t stop him from pursuing his 2023 ambition. They lost the last time, they will lose again.

You think ppl like Jonathan are the ones in power?

Tinubu just played into the wrong hands, and those hands must touch am...

CocoaOla:
Honda civic and CRV is bullets proof for Nigeria roads with tough engine and suspension system decent performance high abuse tolerance peace of mind when you maintain it very well

Even Jesus was in one Accord

What of the Almighty Lexus ES300/330/350?

adenigga:
https://m.punchng.com/Business/Naira-depreciates-to-410/$-at-official-market-Emefiele

Meen I should have stored my naira as dollar in my GTBank domiciliary account while I still had 600k. Now my money don turn to nonsense.

No wonder dollar is like the un-official currency of most developing countries like ours...

wale377:
Mavins boss Don jazzy acquires a new home

He recently posted it on his Instagram with the caption



https://www.instagram.com/p/CLxMRcfH70A/?igshid=rmykr6gd1qkw

How this guy manages to cash out on all of his artistes, and leaves them with crumbs never ceases to baffle me.

Is his swag so much it befuddles them, or he puts them all under a spell?

Imagine people churning out lyrics & singing out their lungs, while all you do is take their sweat and "add them to your portfolio".

This one na the real ogbonge monkey dey work, baboon dey chop.

2mercy:
Murder Convict, Rev King Gets 17 Pages Of ThisDay Birthday Advert While On Death Row



https://saharareporters.com/2021/02/26/murder-convict-rev-king-gets-17-pages-thisday-birthday-advert-while-death-row

You sure some elements are not on the low mocking this hapless man?

Ppl complaining about insults upadan should know they're paid for the amount of insult they can stomach than for what they can actually do...

sunnyside16:
That suv is gone.................LSG will auction it

It would have been gone still if he allowed them catch him easily, the reason the dude wan japa. Those LASTMA guys no geh joy at all, them go pour their frustration your head.

Owning a car in Nigeria is one of the fastest way to get high b.p

Skyfornia:
Too many things about owning a car....I cannot own a car in peace? Oluwa help your children.

Car na better liability, but can be an asset if you use it well...

WriterNig:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CLlubtuhqna/?igshid=1uh9l1n8l1ib9


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yII71iy1Z9M

Meen where can I get that Tommy Phyno's wearing?

Marvieduke:
Of truth she is right.

But the weyrey geh her own tattoo for clavicle oh...alahun oshy.

Warripikine:
Is it just lack of money or is it a case of no virtuous women out there?
You people should tell me ooo, cos ayam not understanding today's men anymore..
Is Marriage now a death sentence or what?

Because woman no dey again to marry, na only towtow remain and we no fit marry towtow...na fvck dem dey fvck am...

osazsky:
Kia this meat go sweat o..especially the head..oyinbo nor get sense o...if i find myself in their mist i will nerver b hungry again..easy to catch cuz they move in numbers...imagine how the laps go taste

One day you go eat your testicles you go think sey na pomo...

Pig.

Omihanifa:
Dear OP you forgot to add the following things

in mambilla refrigerator is useless ( people don't use it there)
All you need to do is to drop your drink outside and in little or no time it becomes very cold.


Mosquitoes are literally powerless too in mambilla

There cows are very massive ( they look like elephants)

Their people love drinking tea

When going to mambilla, it's advisable to go with a manual car because if the high and low terrain

Their women have thick thighs and fresh skin

You got this right bra. I miss my chiks for there.

Elizabeth, Adaya, Abigail...all black with big yansh....their Doggy dey sweet die

JosEast:
https://dailytrust.com/witness-why-we-didnt-rescue-victims-of-abuja-air-crash

Why always airforce crashing their jets and not Airpeace, Arik, Dana or Aero?

Could it be quack airforce officers that are in charge if these jets?

ajebuter:
I grew up under this party in ldunmota Lagos lsland

My Papa, Mama and Awa Landlord like Pa Jakande like mad..

Everytime, they must raise the cross fingers in 'victory sign' and shout ' up Awo' because Pa Jakande also meant ' Up Awo'

That's the Lagos of my childhood before the coming of what real Lagosians call ' Awon Atohun-riwa' ( outsiders claiming Lagosians).

Chai...l don old ooh

You mean the developers?

post=99272223:
Good man.



From a Reliable source : Lagos State University (LASU) will soon be renamed Lateef Jakande University (LJU).

You heard it from dem MANNA first!

We only wonder why it has to be after his death that they are doing this.

From all of us @[/b] : RIP SIR.

[b]He was a great man.
He lived a Good life.
His legacy lives on.

Should be called LAJU instead. Open eye University.

slimman007:
Where in Maiduguri town are you.l stay in Damboa road very close to indimi house not too far from senator Alimodu sheriff papa house

Abeg how safety for Borno? Work go likely soon carry me go there, as a Dr.

Pls give me advice...

Farid24224:
Agriculture is blemish here in the North..... And some foolish people will be there saying nothing good comes from the North..... Mtcheewww

Blemish bawo?

Saintly01:
That is the only safe way to navigate the Northeast by car.

Who teh you?

Those wey BH dey kidnap dey wear suit abi

Onlinefarmstore:
#maiduguri says hello.

Welcome to #brono

Pic 1 Entrance to #baga road market

pic 2 A spice shop in Gamboru market.

Pic 3 Onions Market (The most expensive bag of onions is 7k)

Pic 4 Beans Market (A bag is sold as low as 17,500 naira).

Pic 5,6 &7 Maiduguri Town.

Last Pic: Fish I bought for 20k.

Guy how you take move around for Borno sef? You geh mind oh. The last time I went to Baga, Boko Haram stormed the place the day after i left the place. Na serious narrow escape. I can't enter and leave Maiduguri again except by flight. Na only God sabi the madness wey do me that time sef to travel by road...

Abeg make dem come ooo, I hear sey those their babes dey black and dem sabi wellwell.

2 of my favorites...

SeriouslySense:
Take it easy on her,
She can not change just like that, it can only happen gradually, She has to be willing to change, i think what is most critical, are the toilet hygiene, and diet.

But She is also stressed out, so don't raise her stress exponentially by throwing so much at her, if she is not yet ready to receive so much criticism concerning herself.

Found this funny quote on Quora, imao.

Why do people keep their house messy?
Keep their house messy? Messiness is the natural order of things, a result of the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This fundamental physics law says that disorder is far more probable than order; as the other laws of physics operate, confusion and randomness increase in the universe. This is often described as the inevitable increase in entropy.

Then how do some people manage to keep their houses unmessy? There is a loophole in the Law. It only states that the entropy of the universe must increase, not local entropy. So you can keep your house neat by spreading confusion elsewhere. This is typically done through work which results in heat (infrared radiation) being emitted (ultimately) to space. The disorder in this heat, if sufficiently great, can overcome the desired decrease in entropy of the house.

The real mystery is not why people keep their house messy. They don’t have to “keep” it that way; it is the natural order. The real mystery is how people manage to throw out the disorder into deep space and keep the entropy of their house from its otherwise natural increase.

So in other words, we are all disorganized and untidy by default. It's just our duty to ensure & enforce order right?

Hndrrxxx:
no be say e too expensive like that..
If you still get like #100k/month you go survive bru

Would this cover rent, transport etc?

sapphiere:
Men please stop raping us. Sex is cheap according to you guys.

We wan rape the future, since future is female according to you guys.