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LOL...if the toilet is neat, why wouldnt I use it

Are there people in heaven or hell Because the BIBLE says on the last day everybody would line up for judgement, and when the trumpet sounds, bodies in the grave would rise up. That means nobody is in Hell or Heaven now. . . .all those people claiming to have entered hell to come back and testify....who did they meet there. . . .*confusion wan kill me for here oh*

Ocutegan: Why do we have a lot of stoopid people in this country sef, jus look at these ones callin the man of God names. So you expect every pastor to be nothing but a church rat..if you're not happy with his success, and which of your wretched family and friends has he scammed b4? jus go hang yourself abeg. Now some people will jus die and their folks will be shoutin “God why” not knowing they pleaded the wrath of God on themselves. Or do you think to live is your right jus because you see others living? Tell me what happened to the dead? God preserved you and now you cursing on his appointed minister. I even saw the sl.ut among these there laffin at her level of stupidity. Mi pity yuh life

GBAM!!! Ignore them!!! Some people are just senseless. . . .one eediot is even calling him a stupidt scammer.....

malele: It remains GOWON

LOL. . .go kill am na

ehie: stu..pid scammer

SMH. . . .May God have mercy on YOOOOUUU

Ok Sir. . . . .*praying* *speaking in tongues*

Fish all the way... Cat fish *big grin*

eduson55: no be true?

very true oh..lOLz
but some pple wont be happy sha

eduson55: [size=18pt]the day he dies in the LORD.[/size]

LOL

50calibre: Nigeria doesnt have a police force

Finish...shikena...GBAM.
THREAD CLOSED

It depends oh....
For a poor, hopeless and tormented job seeker, it's the day he finally gets to work with Chevron. . .
For a man who has been childless for 20yrs, it's the day his wife miraculously puts to bed. . . .etc.

owen4u:

God will Hε̲̣̣̣̥lp us

lol . . Amen bro

Fani hasnt faced the problems in his own country yet, he's busy attacking poor Obama and his country.

zoommigthy: any girl that love and i say let me keep without sleeping with them they we call mugu what i can i do

ignore them oh

Lmao. . .very true. I just hope that one day the hurricane would die down

Lwkmd. . . .go and ask their senior pastors.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]men dont go out of shape?
dont get a woman pregnant if you are not going to support her to lose weight after giving birth.
if you mother was any pretty at all in her youth, compare her pics then and now before u start talking about other women.
u think women enjoy watching their husbands getting a pot belly from all the alcohol and food. im talking about a month into marriage he already has a nasty belly! u think they enjoy being intimate wit a man who looks more pregnant than she ever did? the nasty pricky beards they keep when they get old? those same women, sadly enough ended up looking like that before they made the worst mistake of bringing airheads like you into this world! before u go out pointing at any other woman, look at how imperfect women in your own family are[/quote]mehn...you sabi vex oh

My people perish for lack of knowledge.. Hmmmm!!!
But if there is a secret book of life, as acidtalk mentioned earlier, i would fast oh...hehe... I fit even start now!!! Na just 365days na

GotNoBrainsYo: E be like say.. e get some questions when we nefer settle for this country.
And e be like say e go lead to another waR. This new war go confirm to the rest of the modern world say africa na real bush.
I can only imagine the atrocities. Choppping of limbs, cutting tongues, disemboweling pregnant women, rape, torture, starvation/scorched earth.
This would be worse than Rwanda and Sierra Lone and Liberia combined. In fact na African World war 1. Our civilization just dey start.
The black man will eradicate the black man from the earth.
Na real wa!

truly, you gat no brains...

This sh*t is bloody fvcking long. . .*sweating* mtchew

Hmmmm!!!

The maid is always shy. . . ..she prefers to eat in my rOOm instead...

Yes I'm

They were trying to discipline her *for dia mind* . . . .they should have shot her with a gun na... Idiotz. . . .they should sentence them to death by stretching, slow and excruciating. . .they should feel x4 of the pain. BASTARDS....and the mother too put hand.... Chei! Some bastards are heartless oh.... Their own daughter oh . . .
TF 'em

sluvy4tune: More like Proffesional house boy/ErrandBoy no specific tast assign to u , u can be called to do anytin including taking Oga's dog for strolling.#NoBeef

lwkmd...hahahahahahahahahahaha.....u wicked die...lmaO

Kslib: 1.. Dont lie,even when lieing will make the coy like you,i repeat dont lie..
2.. Have confidence,dont be too shaky,just relax..Afterall,it's not a do or die affair..
3.. Be yourself,dont fake attitude..
4.. Make sure you look smart and clean..
5..make sure you switch off your phone.
6.. Brush your teeth well. There's nothing irritating like a brown teeth coupled with mouth odour...
7.. Lastly,remember to pray to GOD. Remember,prayer is the master key..

shikena...

Even though I ride through the road of the shadow of death, I shall fear no FEAR. That Paskistani Road na DIE. . .

[quote author=~Royal~]How on earth does Ronaldo's name even get mentioned in this thread....[/quote]so what if it gets mentioned. . . .
HATER. You just wish you could be like Him, and you can never be. . .stop hating the boy's success.