Iaz93's Posts
Nairaland Forum › Iaz93's Profile › Iaz93's Posts
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 (of 134 pages)
HahhahahahaahhahahahhahahhahhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahahahaHahhahahahaahhahahahhahahhahhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahahahaHahhahahahaahhahahahhahahhahhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahahahaHahhahahahaahhahahahhahahhahhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahahahaHahhahahahaahhahahahhahahhahhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahahahaHahhahahahaahhahahahhahahhahhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahahahaHahhahahahaahhahahahhahahhahhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahahahaHahhahahahaahhahahahhahahhahhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahahahaHahhahahahaahhahahahhahahhahhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahahahaHahhahahahaahhahahahhahahhahhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahahahaHahhahahahaahhahahahhahahhahhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahahahaHahhahahahaahhahahahhahahhahhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahahahaHahhahahahaahhahahahhahahhahhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahahahaHahhahahahaahhahahahhahahhahhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahahahaHahhahahahaahhahahahhahahhahhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahahahaHahhahahahaahhahahahhahahhahhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahahahaHahhahahahaahhahahahhahahhahhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahahahaHahhahahahaahhahahahhahahhahhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahahahaHahhahahahaahhahahahhahahhahhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahahahaHahhahahahaahhahahahhahahhahhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahahahaHahhahahahaahhahahahhahahhahhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahahahaHahhahahahaahhahahahhahahhahhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahahahaHahhahahahaahhahahahhahahhahhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahahahaHahhahahahaahhahahahhahahhahhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahahaha ... See BULLETS... Iyaf dead oh |
Nawa oh... When would dz idiatz stop na... *sick* +tired |
Love is wicked oh... No be only grenade. . . . . .I'll jump in front of a parked car for Her |
miss 9ja: I will walk away....and go somewhere far to chill out for some days. I will decide on wat to do wen i return dat is, if i am a guydnt even return |
miss 9ja: Funny comments though but if i were to do such, why not? i would do it with all pleasurehahahahaha... |
Maybe the disaster is the earthquake that dude was talkin' of the other day... Hmmm.. Well..it won't happen |
Kslib: PR[color=yellow]O[/color]DL[color=orange]Y[/color] [color=olive]NI[/color]GERIANlolz... Nice one jare |
Eze Promoe: What's QTV?Quadriplegic television |
Nice..cool..better..fresh.. |
ifyalways: First off what did the graduate "study" in school ? When folks force themselves just cos they couldn't make good scores in Jamb to do courses like "microbiology, agric science, guidance and counselling etc" in todays "Nigeria", you can't help but wonder if such people are born stoopid. I'm not saying those courses aint great, they might be outside this shores but in Nigeria and with a mere Nigerian Bsc?c'ommon please!!!u'r always on point |
If this is how all religions behave, then all the girls would have been dead by now.. What if they caught her fornicating?? They would have done ALUU style |
Yacubes: Olorun ma ma je kin se ori buruku o. Tatoo ko, toota nihahahahahahahahahahahaha.... Ewooooooooo |
On my forehead |
Nice one!!! Cheers!!! |
berem: am sure the eediot didn't court his wife too! Bloody hypocrites!lmaOo...hahaha |
CY09: [i][/i]...ehhhm just wana know, what type do you recommend?buy *fantasy* |
CY09: [i][/i]...ehhhm just wana know, what type do you recommend? |
Dahbutter: Expand your horizon of knowledge as much as possible and be willing to gain new experience in a field different from your course of study if that's what u get. Its only in Nollywood movies that a young guy graduates and gets a job as a manager with a posh car and crib immidiately, be prepared to start small, kiss @sses and be sent to buy ogas' lunch, its only 4 a little whileon point!!! ..and ermm. . .pls dnt buy Gold circle. . .it's fvcked |
Kslib: Why are some peeps on this thread trying to potray the op as false a prophet.It's so funny how people claim to understand the bible,while in the real sense,they know nada. I am not in any way trying to say i know the bible more than anybody on this thread,but from the little i know,and from common sense,quoting bible scriptures and warning people against false prophets based on the op's vision doesn't make sense or even relate to the topic at hand..GBAM!!! |
[quote author=Red-Light]God no dey show u better thing apart from disaster.... are u another big TB in disguise? prophet of doom[/quote]another ALUU pikin... Don't judge... Use your lil brain well |
[quote author=kunle.t.ade]Before we knew it now, you will open your own church and start making money but wait until then before you tell them you fairy tale dream[/quote]you're just so brainless... Or maybe you're from ALUU... |
This is because of the wickedness of ALUU people, God is angry, because of them, he wants to deal with Naija.. Chai.. NeXT!!! |
GOODNIGHT PAIN... Goodnight Pain. "thieves, thieves" he screamed, it was almost funny. Not until more voices joined the chorus as they screamed and shouted on us. We could have ran at least to save our lives, but our intentions were genuine and little did we know how the day would end. From a handful of young men shouting and throwing questions at us, it escalated to a crowd of angry mob. There was no way we could escape this one, so we calmed down. They pushed us around and then stripped us all. These men pulled us pants down, we were more than embarrassed, the whole community watched, I recognized few faces from the crowd. Obviously they were so afraid to say "stop" then the beating started, I wished it to be just a nightmare. But it was real, these men were determined. They dropped heavy rocks on our heads, they pounded our faces with large planks, blood covered our eyes, they matched and kicked us right on our bleeding nostri ls, we couldn't breathe. "Bring tire" one of the men repeated, until they brought the tires. "Oh God!" We watched the crowd watch us, we raised hands of plea, we couldn't speak, Some hid, some shot videos and took pictures. there was no one to stop this. This was the point we knew it was over. We felt pain, helpless and hopeless. I thought of my siblings, I wondered how my mum would take this. She would fall apart. I begged God to hold her for me, comfort and make her strong for me, I prayed same for my friends. Then we started crying, we cried together. the tears gave us headaches. We looked up high, the sky was still. Rings of tires landed on our necks, they kept hitting us, but we were numb already. They set us ablaze. We rolled around, tried to reach for each other, I wondered who would give up first, the fire burned our bodies. it hurt, it hurt and then it hurt. But suddenly the pain stopped, Then I couldn't hear any other thing, but silence. I thanked God. the pain was over and Gods glory was revealed. Goodnight pain. RIP ALUU#4:[/quote]ALUU...ALUU...ALUU... The gods are angry, God has turned his back on u, even when u guys die, the pain must continue... There would be nothin' like GOOdnIgHt paiN for the MF killers |
When they told this spokeperson to further his education, he refused. Now see the result... Vomiting thrash... Instead of them to beg and plead for mercy, he's warning people. Anyways, their land is already cursed..+ nobody would even heed to his warning.. Revenge continues.. NEXT!!! |
yeye4live: dis s just act of joblessnessur name says it all... *Yeye4life* ALUU boy |
Mobinga: Trashyou from ALUU..right?? Mobinga..sounds ALUUish |
ALUU people don suffer...lmao ..dem neva see anythinq yet |
Wow... Nice one... Very funny too |
The man would still come for more... |
May Almighty God in His infinite Mercy and never ending Love grant the parents the fortitude to bear the loss... I dnt evn knw d kinda curse to lash doz ALUU pple with... But i know dey're already cursed.. #no doubt |
Dey shuld dip parts of his body slwly inside boiling oil, and den pluck out one of his eyes, cut his d1ck, burn his legs, chop off his fingers, and den bury him alive |
musKeeto: When dis woman go die sef... all this suspense is killing :-) me....after you |
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 (of 134 pages)

