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Psylas: Dey should kill him instead of suffering him! Fuckup!!!

go kill am na....

Lwkmd...!! D guy was bored jare... He needed attention

Speechless... *cryin'*
GOD have mercy

berem: I hope at the end they won't say she has HIV! Hmm! Because I could remember when she said everybody has HIV.some are negative and some are positive.

berem ooo....lmaoo..rotfl...

pro01: Someone needs to show them what a Hippo looks like - just to make sure that's what they saw. Personally, I don't think I'll live to tell the story if I ever encounter anything this ugly in my own home. Such lethal ugliness cannot be survived. . .na to die straight.

this ya hippo na baby hippo, maybe 1 week old.... A mother hippo is twice d size of an elephant

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]That hippo looks better and weighs lighter than the mama Ngozi across my street.[/quote]

Horus: https://www.coolfunpics.com/slides/Crocodile_At_Home.jpg

....lwkmd.... Ah go jst faint... Rodfl

Dem go soon see shark+whale

Sweetnecta: @italo: i wanted to respond to the "near extinction" of reyginus and then i saw your entry.
let me share a reality of how an earlier muslim man shut up a christian missionary of his day:

the christian asked the muslim if Muhammad [sa] was the last messenger [sa], why didnt Allah help and safeguard his grandson Hussaine [ra] instead of allowing him to be killed?

Fair and smart question until the muslim gave a knock out punch of an answer:

Muhammad [sa] was bold enough and probably furious with Yahweh, the muslim said.
Yahweh burst into tears and apology.

He said that even His own begotten son He couldn't protect as he was killed by hanging.


Swallow that for a moment.

We know who is the liar and we know who is not alive and we know who is weak and we know who does not care enough to stand for God.

you are spiritually blind....you're soooo lost

abarry001: If u don't know how to enlighten people, is better you keep mute rather than insulting someone religion, why would u say " This is a proof of none existence of their god, He cannot fight for ITself" ? Do u know d implication of what u just said? You better ask for forgiveness

shut up... Mkpi

plappville: 1 Corinthians 1:25 Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.

If God weakness is stronger than Men then why should man fight for God? Christians are not disputers, they are to:

"A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. By this all men will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another." ( John 13:34-35)

The Muslims believe fighting/disputing is the best and only way they can defend thier faith, they are taught to do so.

Quran (2:244) - "Then fight in the cause of Allah, and know that Allah Heareth and knoweth all things." This is a proof of none existance of thier god, He cannot fight for ITself.

QED...this z it.. 1mill likes

maryjames9: I disagree. There are physically challenged Doctors, craftmen, business owners, professionals, music producers(kobhams), musicians(Ayefele), sportsmen and women(just concluded paralympics olympics) in Nigeria. Nigeria is full of creative,successful,inspiring and lively challenged individuals who are doing well in their field of endeavour. Nigerians got that drive, never say die, rugged attitude to excel whatever the disadvantage they have. It's all about your mind. Ever head of two people looking into the sky behind a bar? One saw sunlight and the other black moon

*kissesssssssss**

Speechless..speechless...

sunrise4u: barca go rob as usual because dem b uefa pikin.

exactly...cheats

Apple would soon sue water melon to court... Idiatz

Last flight To Abuja no be film...na just drama

Dis is lovvvvvve #cryin

Nawa oh... Maybe he was only wishin'......or maybe he was talking by faith...

tintingz: Boko haram are realy becoming celebrities...make I sidon dey chop my popcorn enjoying 24Hours naija season film ...to christians your brother joseph was arrested tryna bomb some muslim going for hajj in airport

lwkmd... Joseph wants to be like herbert macauley...smh

gbadexy: @samkoro
Even if your religion is the true way, do you think your god would approve of a blatant liar?
Are you scared Islam would claim your church members and thus reduce your tithe that you resort to distorting facts about Islam?
This man is really threatened by Islam!
I challenge honest people to read and english Quran to verify, and I can make it available for whoever wants to.
Samkoro, swear by your jesus and ask him to forsake you forever if the things you wrote is not so.
You have a slight knowledge of Islam and you twisted or misrepresented the verse in the proper context deliberately. I suspect you got your facts from anti- islamic sites.
Mohammad freed is slave and he and his people worked along sides to build the mosque. The freed slave was the first person to call to prayer(a privilege), it was because mohammad (pbuh) forgave the meccans their transgression that the whole meccans willingly converted to Islam. He forgave as assassin sent to him on the eve of a battle and the man was overwhelmed and he converted to Islam and became one of those closest to him.
A prophet that introduced a strict sharia law would still support prostitution and lying?
I won't even bother responding to your lies, you know the truth deep down.

is dat why u'r cryin?

berem: Buhahahahahaha! The dude must have smoked dried lemon grass! Can't stop laffing! No be only Herbert Macauley,na Tafawa Balewa! Mtscheeew!

lwkmd...!!

Handsomeemmy: So inspiring and heart touching... If we can only sing our national anthem every morning and night, it s strong enough to make us have a sense of belonging and help us have the zeal to work collectively in order to build a great Nation.

you no get work ooh.... Sing national anthem mornin and night?

berem: And so what if she sang National Anthem? All the kids in my neighbourhood can equally sing it! Kini big deal?

smh4u

clemmonce: but how do you that is his home ? i thought no one knew the person behind the mask. then if u know his house then u the real lagbaja which is a lie. this is news false jare

#yawns....you need rest

If peradventure dey capture dis fu*k'n bastard dey shuld sentence him to death by throwin him inside hot oil...

Islam... Religion of sh*t.... Thunder would fire all these niggaz ...# d bastard and his crew shuld take a trip to d U.S, look for d guy and bomb him specially...and den lets c if dey'l come back... D*ckhead

Funny dude

freecocoa: I'm not happy about the situation of things in this country, i don't even know what's there to celebrate.

Is it that i was in so much pain few days back and rushed to the Federal hospital only to hear that they are on strike, i had to endure the pain till i could get to my personal doctor which meant i had to travel out of that state, wetin i wan talk leave the others sef?

Abegi.

have you for once prayed for d country?

uyilicious: Happy birthday Nigeria, wish you God’s favour, and blessing. As you turn 52 today;

GOD’S Favour will rest on you, your blessings will over flow.
GOD will bring builders to restore you.
You will lack nothing good. GOD will prepare a banquet for you.
GOD will rebuild your foundations with precious stones; you will flourish like a palm tree, even in old age you will still bear fruits.
Whoever fights against you will fall, those that plunder you will disappear, and they will be driven away from the land.
You will stay united and strong, your grains will no longer be food for your enemies, and your days of grief will come to an end.
No weapon will be able to hurt you. Your oppressors will kill each other. Destruction will catch them before they know it; they will be caught in their own trap and fall to their destruction.
The one who created you will take care of you until you are old and your hair is gray, he will give you help and rescue you. He will fill your life with good things.
Don’t dwell on what has been happening to you, watch out for the new thing he is going to do, your troubles will not overwhelm you.
When you pass through fire you will not be burned; the hard trials that come will not hurt you.
Those who steal from you will certainly perish, they will be scattered like dust, they will die in complete disgrace and their bodies will rot on the ground.
Your strength will be renewed, you will rise on wings like eagles, you will run and not get weary, and you will walk and not grow weak.
God will sprinkle clean water on you and take away everything and everyone that has defiled you.
Your land will be called blessed; you will flourish like a palm tree, Joy and gladness will always be in your house and you shall fulfill the number of your days. In thy Name of Jesus Christ Amen.

I love you Nigeria, we will celebrate many more birthdays to come.
God Bless You!

say a prayer if you love Nigeria.

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sooo on point...nice one

Cool mehn..... #thinkin'