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A document making its rounds among the witch community is asking people who practice the craft to perform a monthly binding ritual until the president is removed from office.

In order to work, the mass spell must be performed at midnight EST on every waning crescent moon. 

The first one is happening on Friday and will be followed by similar spell cast events on March 26, April 24 and May 23 and beyond.

Unless, of course, Trump is cast out of office before then.

Michael M. Hughes, who writes about the paranormal, posted the spell at ExtraNewsFeed last week.

He stressed that a binding spell is different than a curse or hex.

“It’s a restraint, not harm,” Hughes told The Huffington Post. “I see it as self-defense.”

Hughes said he heard that two separate witch groups were planning the spells and asked if he could take it to a wider audience.

The spell instructions have gone viral, and there is a group on Facebook dedicated to answering all the questions people may have.

Performing the spell takes a good deal of dedication, including amassing the following:

Unflattering photo of Trump
Tower tarot card
Tiny stub of an orange candle or orange carrot
A pin or small nail (to inscribe candle)
White candle (any size), representing the element of Fire
Small bowl of water, representing elemental Water
Small bowl of salt, representing elemental Earth
Feather (any), representing the element of Air
Matches or lighter
Ashtray or dish of sand

Practitioners are supposed to prepare for by writing “Donald J. Trump” on the orange candle stub with a pin or nail. They then arrange the other items in a circle and lean the Tower card against something so that it’s standing up.

Hughes suggests reading the 23rd Psalm aloud before beginning the spell by lighting a white candle.


Palmchat Report

When police asked a man how his girlfriend got shot in the leg, he blamed the dog.

Jacksonville, Florida, police, responding to a 911 call about a shooting Tuesday night, met with Brian Murphy, who told them his dog Diesel had accidentally shot his girlfriend while she was in bed, according to Jacksonville’s WJAX-TV.

Murphy told officers he and his girlfriend, Summer Miracle, were sleeping when Diesel woke him up wanting to go outside. When Diesel and Murphy went back into the house, the dog led the way into the bedroom, he said, according to First Coast News.

Murphy reported that he then saw a flash and heard a bang. He told police he thinks Diesel jumped up on a nightstand, causing a gun on it to fire.

The bullet from Murphy’s gun hit Miracle in the leg.

Murphy told police he covered Miracle’s wound with a towel before calling 911.

Miracle’s not sure how she was shot, according to The Palm Beach Post. She told police she was asleep when the bullet struck her.

Miracle was treated at a hospital for injuries that did not appear to be life-threatening.

There was no word on whether charges would be filed.


Source: www.palmchatnow.com

neoapocalypse:
Nobody wants to get trapped in the system , as it is you're already trapped in the system

But they should fulfil their order just like I did so that some of us can get our reward.

I observe that participants dont't redeem their PH pledge on MMM. I have almost 200 thousand naira with them. I requested help (GH) on the 14th and I have been matched and rematched, yet none of those people have paid even a kobo. Though I am not "poor" but I need back my money. Someone on palmchat advised me to forget it but I just can't.

I don't know whether I am the only one facing this challenge.

Foxyn:
that part that u normally crave for and wish it can penetrate the hole in-between ur legs everyday..

Which movie is that?

Foxyn:
i used it on one special part of my body.

which part

Foxyn:
Ibibiofirstlady do u know that ur pix just made me waste my whole vaseline?

What did you use it for

It's not a fun thing to happen, but it does happen. Some asshole will start thinking that their needs are more valuable than their partners and will go out and try to find someone else to fulfill those needs. What I never understood about cheating, is that if you've agreed to be faithful to someone, why would you go back on your word? If you're not happy, why not talk to your boy/girlfriend about it? They care about you, they want you to be happy. Why not try to figure out what's wrong without fucking everything up?



The Trust Is Gone

Will you ever really be able to trust them again? Once a cheater, always a cheater. They took your heart and didn't care enough to take care of it. All they had to do was not cheat on you and they were too selfish to do that. If you forgive them and stay together, what's stopping them from doing it again? Won't you always be worried if the person they cheated with will be there? Or someone new? Can you really live like that? Constantly suspicious and paranoid? You don't deserve that, you deserve better.

They Will Never Be Sorry Enough

If they come up to you and admit what they've done and are extremely sorry, that doesn't mask the fact that they betrayed you. Although fair play for fessing up. Most cheaters won't until they are caught and use the whole "I didn't want to tell you because I didn't want to hurt you" excuse. Pure and utter bollocks. Many people say that cheater's will cheat until they are caught. They get like a 'cheater's high' which can be addictive. There's a rush of adrenaline they get as they feel they are getting away with something. As long as their boy/girlfriend doesn't know, no one is getting hurt and they don't need to feel guilty and so can go on enjoying the high. Can they really ever make-up for that betrayal?



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They Don't Love You Enough

This is the hardest pill to swallow, but it's the truth. If they truly cared about you, they wouldn't have done it. It wouldn't even have crossed their mind, because the only one they ever thought of was you. I'm not saying that if you love someone you'll never be attracted to another person, that happens. But whether or not you act on that attraction is the issue. If you really cared, you wouldn't suppress your feelings of love for your boy/girlfriend in order to be with someone else. You just wouldn't. Your girl/boyfriend would be enough. If they use the excuse that they felt neglected or they have needs that you weren't meeting, that's them manipulating you into thinking that it's your fault and you were in the wrong.

Pressure To Move On

Cheaters often don't want to dwell on their mistakes and so if you take them back, they'll assume all is forgiven and everything is alright. Often you won't be given time to get over it, because they'll assume it's done and dealt with. They hurt you and you need time to heal. If you are seriously considering staying with them, please take some time apart and see what else is out there. At least give yourself time to come to terms with their betrayal. You don't owe them anything. They screwed up. If they really want to make things right, they should wait for you to be OK with them again. But chances are they are complete douchebags who don't care about anyone, but themselves so they will just get pissed at you for getting hurt. But they might be the exception to the rule.



You'll Feel Like Shit

Staying with someone who hurt you, who doesn't care about you as much as you care about them with the constant threat that they could do it again, is soul destroying. There's now an imbalance in the relationship. They either will want to make-up with you and do everything they can to make it better or they will try to pressure you to get over it. Why stay with someone who hurt and betrayed you and who makes you feel like crap because you clearly love them more than they loved you? Why not go out and try to find someone who will treat with respect and love? Do what you feel is right, that's the most important thing.

Culled From Palmchat

TrapQueen77:



A lot of compulsive liars can kill u with their eye to eye contact..

They will always blink no matter what

True love is something that all people search for, especially when they are young. Men and women have different attitude to love. It is a well-known fact that guys love with their eyes and girls love with their ears. That means all the words we hear from our guys are very important to us and we take everything serious. Being trustful, women can easily fall in love and give their heart away to those men who don’t deserve their great affection. That’s why I advise you to be reasonable when you start a new relationship. Don’t let your feelings and emotions prevail over your mind or you will get disappointed and frustrated. Consider the following reasons why you shouldn’t give your heart away so easily and you will manage to avoid big mistakes in your life.

Valid Reasons You Shouldn’t Trust Men So Easily
1. You Will Get Hurt

You Will Get Hurt - Guy and Girl
Unfortunately, often we can get attached to handsome guys just because of their appearance and as a result our heart may be broken and we stay alone. When you see that a man doesn’t love you sincerely, you’d better not rush into this relationship as it will never end happily for you. Lots of women hope that real feelings will come with the time and they will be able to change the situation. But I think there is no need to begin love affair only because you want that and you are tired of being alone. If you meet a nice man and you like him, first of all you should find out if he has all the qualities that attract you in a partner.



2. Men Are Lustful

Men Are Lustful
It’s not a secret that men are lustful and we can’t do anything with this. Due to this fact you shouldn’t trust them so quickly. Surely, I don’t want to say that all men are the same, but it is quite natural that most of them pay much attention to our face and body first and only then they fall in love with our personality. If you want to build a strong and long-lasting relationship, physical attraction will not be enough for you. So, you need to wait a bit before you give him your heart and open your soul.

More: 9 Secrets Women Never Tell Their Men

3. Decide What You Really Want

Decide What You Really Want
The first thing you should do when looking for a guy is to draw an image of your ideal and perfect man in your mind. It is necessary to know what qualities you expect to see in your boyfriend in order to realize your plans and make your dreams come true. So many girls often change their decision about the kind of man they want to find and such uncertainty generally results in choosing the wrong person. This is one of the greatest reasons you shouldn’t fall in love so easily and lose your mind. Make sure you set your goal and figure out which characteristics in a partner are the most valuable for you. If you are lucky to meet the one date for some time and then you can move to something more serious.

More: 7 Women’s Qualities That Push Guys Away



4. Maybe You Just Try to Fill a Void

Maybe You Just Try to Fill a Void
Perhaps you’ve just broken up with your ex or you suffer from some troubles in your life, in such case your new love will be nothing more but the way to get rid of your sadness and fill the emptiness in your heart. If you don’t get enough attention from a man and don’t feel his kindness that is a clear sign he is not the one you need. All your feelings to him are deceptive. You don’t love this man. The only reason why you are with him is your desire to get some warmth and care from him.

More: 9 Important Things in a Relationship That Every Woman Wants

5. Build a Foundation First

Build a Foundation First
Foundation is one of those things that will help you make your relationship happy and successful. Even to build a good house you need a foundation, so when it comes to love foundation is extremely important. All lovers have to go through certain steps before they will become closer to each other. Everything starts from small talks, and only then you begin to trust your partner and discover numerous common things that both of you have. If you have passed these stages of your relationship successfully now you are ready to give him your heart and become a part of him.

More: 7 Traits Guys Consider Bad That Are Actually Great



6. You Have Time to Choose Carefully

You Have Time to Choose Carefully
Certainly, you should be careful and picky to make the right choice in your life. Always keep in mind those characteristics you appreciate in men and look for the one who possesses them. Don’t waste your time for someone who doesn’t satisfy your requirements. If you still don’t realize what kind of a partner you want to find, there is a big possibility you will give your heart away to any man just for the sake of love and attention. If you meet a handsome and attractive guy, that is not the reason for you to fall in love with him. His personal qualities matter much more than his lovely face. Anyway you are a young and pretty girl and you will meet so many interesting people in future. Sooner or later you will find your destiny, just live your life and follow your dream.

More: 10 Weird Things Men Find Attractive in a Woman

7. He May Hide Something from You

He May Hide Something from You
To our great disappointment the majority of men are insincere and they may hide a lot of things while dating with us. In my opinion this is a convincing reason why we should be picky when choosing the man to spend our life with. Time is a crucial thing that may influence your final decision. Only time will enable you to learn more about your boyfriend and understand if he is the one you are searching for. Accordingly, to avoid stress and frustration you shouldn’t open your heart to a man before you know all his bad and good sides.

At the beginning of a new relationship, we are overwhelmed with excitement and positive emotions. When you meet a handsome guy who seems to be a good person you can fall in love quickly without revealing his flaws and negative qualities. Such carelessness may lead to undesirable consequences and your heart will be broken. To prevent this you should always control the situation and keep patience. You can’t give your heart away to any man, you need a special one who really deserves you. What are the most efficient ways you use to protect yourself from unhappy relationship?


CULLED FROM PALMCHAT ROMANCE

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They say the worst thing about being lied to is knowing you were not worth the truth. In a marriage, lying can be very toxic and lead to pain and hurt on the person who was lied to.

Men are liars! They lie for different reasons and some lies can be absolutely harmless but when the woman finds out, it could make things worse.

It’s better to come clean and tell the truth no matter how bad the situation because if the woman finds out on her own, she will feel horrible.

For women, there get a gut feeling the man is lying especially if he is behaving out of character. Here are three easy ways to know when yoru husband is lying:

1. His story doesn’t add up

He’s telling you that he was out with a friend and when you ask who, the name he gives is fake. or perhaps you were with that friend at the time he said he was with him.

You then wonder, which is it? None of the stories could be true if they are all lies so ask him to come clean.


2. He cannot look you in the eye

When a man is arguing his case and he knows he is right, he will look you in the eyes. It’s a sign that he is pushing his case forward and he believes it’s the truth.

However, if he is talking to you but looking everywhere but your eyes, you don’t need to wonder why. If he is lying, he may not be too comfortable with the lie and so will not look at you in the eyes.



3. He doesn’t give you straight answers

When you accuse someone of something, they will defend themselves. If your man refuses to defend himself and instead tries to spin it around, he may be hiding something.

Culled from Palmchat

He should be able to assure you he is saying the truth. But if he tries to make you feel stupid for asking him or for suspecting him, it may be that you caught him in a lie.

TonyeBarcanista:
What are you saying Sir? Are you a Christian?

appy new year tonye

ans i just bought a jesus picture

It seems like Nigerians are ready for, Sergey Marvodi.

A Nigerian ministry, known as, MOLE, MOBA, MOTUNGBAPADA, has organized a 7 day fire vigil for those who lost their money to MMM, in other to recover what they lost.

The vigil which is slated for January 7th to January 13th, 2017 is themed “Marvodi Return My Money”.

As written on the poster, you are required to bring the items used for your MMM login for anointing.

Lol! Marvodi Return My Money


From Plamchat News

The Akwa Ibom State Government on Wednesday said it would not conduct mass burial for victims of Saturday’s collapsed building at a church in Uyo, the state capital.

Speaking at a press briefing at the Government House, the state Commissioner for Health, Dr. Dominic Ukpong, said corpses of the dead victims would be released to their family members as soon as the police concludes its investigation.

The commissioner said 26 people died in the incident.

He said: “Death toll is now 26. Patients in the hospitals are 168. There are 50 outpatients. Nine hospitals have the following patients: UUTH (28), Ibom Specialist Hospital Uyo, (70), Sifon Clinic (9), Lifecare clinic (24), Premiers clinic (9), St. Lukes Hospital (22) Gateway Medical Centre (2), Uwah Mfon Clinic (1), First Line Clinic (1) and Alma Clinic and Surgery (2)

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PALMCHAT NEWS

A man in Lagos has been arrested and charged with assault after he bit off his roommate’s nose on Jan. 12 because he failed to open the door for him when he came back late.

According to the Lagos state police, the 40-year-old mechanic identified as Augustine Orivba, bit off Henry Obocha’s nose for failing to get up when he was knocking late at night.

Orivba who usually goes home late at night arrived on the night of the incident around 1:00 a.m from work and knocked. After a few minutes of knocking, Orivba broke down the door and saw that Obocha was sleeping.
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Orivba woke up his roommate and began yelling at him for not opening the door. He then punched Obocha in the face before biting off a piece of his nose.

Orivba was charged with one count of assault and one count of breach of the peace but pleased not guilty in court. He was remanded in jail with his bail set at N200,000. The case was then adjourned to Feb. 6. If convicted, Orivba faces up to three years in prison.
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dingbang:
Another broken hearted girl

Are you referring to your exBae that left you brokehearted for some rich guy?

talktimi:
The day Nigerians start holding those in position of authority to account is the day we just might start moving foward as a nation but the step has to be taken first of all regardless of party affiliations.

I am in agreement with you

I heard this quite often and I myself tell to many of my friends..Never trust a Man..
How can anyone phrase this :-) We always see the negative thought of this phrase.. Let me think something postive about this.

Why we should not trust men..

1. Because Men are dynamic and every decision they take depends on that particular situation or environment. So, when one person (female) wanted to implement a thought, this guy would sometime fail not because she told but because of the situation. Makes sense right !!!!

2. Because Men are more honest. Men always carries honesty on their chest..So, Never a trust a man for false reasons..Definitely..you will be backfired..

3. Because Men are more sincere..let it pave to the way of success or failure..you can definitely see the sincerity..Trust me..

4. Because Men are sentimental, he is emotionally bounded..Every decision he makes some kind of emotion attached to it..

5. Because Men are not self-centered...anything they do or think it will not be for his own.

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Palmdating www.palmchatnow.com

Jafar1:
will it make me 20years younger?

Perhaps yes!

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Screaming Eagle is one of the original Californian "cult wines". Proprietor Jean Philips never dreamt that her wine would be so sought after, when in 1992, after years of selling grapes to Napa Valley wineries, she decided to find out if her home-made wine, created in a plastic trash can, was any good. She took a sample down to Robert Mondavi where they thought enough of her dark, rich, cassis-flavoured Cabernet to encourage her to bottle it, though they snickered at her proposed name. The rest is history.

Screaming Eagle's 100% Cabernet Sauvignon vineyard is ideally situated. The soil is virtually a rock pile on a gentle, west-facing slope east of the Napa River. Drainage and exposure are excellent. The property is at a point in the valley where the weather is hot enough during the day to ripen Cabernet to its optimum, yet the grapes are cooled by the afternoon breezes that blow north from San Pablo Bay.

Only 500 cases a year of Screaming Eagle are produced under the direction of winemaker Heidi Peterson Barret. The resulting wines are brimming with deep, plush layers of flavour, echoing currant, cassis, blackberries and black cherry. The tannins are soft, round and polished, yet firm enough to give every indication that Screaming Eagle wines will age beautifully for 10 to 20 years.

The Screaming Eagle is actually one of the highest reviewed. Sold at auction or by an exclusive mailing list, it was one of the rarer wines for such a new vintage. Only 175 cases were produced, even less were produced of the following years. The bottles were sold in up to six liters though so if you bought one, you were set for a good amount of time if you didn’t rush yourself.
Last sold at a charity auction in 2000 for $500,000 the high demand quickly ran through the supply of this new wine. Not bad for a wine that had only gone to market 5 years earlier.

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PRICE Per Bottle: $500,000 ie N250,000,000


Culled From PalmDiscovery

Caveat: It is not my story, I am unmarried and I will find alternative to any man that sex starve me.

My most frequent sex partner

When I first saw Paul, he was in the best shape of his life. His pecs, abs and biceps were rock hard and in high def. I could see them clearly through his thin, and entirely insufficient wifebeater. I felt something smack its lips; perhaps it was my labia.

I had never had such an instant, visceral reaction to a man before. It was lust at first sight. I didn’t expect to see him again, but I thought and talked about him constantly afterward. Then, the universe provided -- or perhaps it was my friends, who were tired of hearing me talk about my intense attraction to this man. He came into my life.

He was smart, funny, cute, and you really could bounce a quarter off those buns. The universe had given me exactly what I asked for, but I should have also requested a whopping triple dose of raw, male virility.

The magnificent Paul turned out to have a low, low sex drive.

Of course, the only person I had to compare him to was my ex-boyfriend, a 19-year-old whose sexual appetite was insatiable, who sucked on my tits as if they were a dessert he would never taste again and who came 10 times in one memorable night. Paul was only four years older, but he didn’t want to have sex more than once a night, had absolutely no desire to wake me up in the middle of the night to do it again, and woke up the next morning and got dressed without showing any signs of wanting a quickie before work. Still, I was falling in love.

We moved in together, and our once-a-week bedtime tango dwindled quickly to once a month, two months, three. I started to hyperventilate, wondering what was wrong. Was I too fat? Was there someone else? What was wrong with me -- with us?

He gave me all sorts of reasons for his lack of desire. He wasn’t in the mood, he had a long day at work, his parents were stressing him out and he was sore after working out at the gym. He worked so hard for that beautiful body that I never got to see or touch.


From Palmchat Gist

Noblesoul123:
Somebody forgot his senses in Za Ozza Room

WHO

Buhari....

“Well, the country is broke. Many states could not pay their workers’ salaries. Even in December most families were hungry during Christmas because government could not pay their salary and yet, they are talking about an individual’s health instead of paying the people.”

http://thenationonlineng.net/buhari-jonathans-govt-ruined-economy/



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jerryunit48:
looking at those boobs of yours I will cheat on even princess Diana if I have a chance with you

THAT BOOBS IS FOR MY MAN. KEEP OFF

Progressive01:
Truce my asss.. They spat in my face when I did once.. Never gonna happen again. That time has passed.

I KNOW. I OBSERVED IT AS A GUEST AND VISITOR TO POLITICS. TONYE THREAD BROUGHT ME HERE THOUGH

jahsson:
With this ur breast.. How can they be sane...
Infact...

Pervert

Progressive01:
Well, you and people like yourself can go ahead and swim in the pool, I couldn't care any less.

Bye.

You guys should call for truce