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drisham:
If united doesn't win Europa yes

We need to send Skimpledawg to mountain on this matter then

nateevs:
I admire Raya. I cannot lie.

He's too short, nothing come out

Unlimited22:
Was sealed before today.

Was likely but sealed mathematically today. Commentator just confirmed it

BlueMann:
I thought that was already sealed before today

No, this win confirms it

Shey with this the 5th team in EPL will qualify for UCL?

Unlimited22:
When Ancelotti dey use eyebrows and egbon status Dey coach 😂😂😂

PSG, Inter/Bayern and Barca take note

PSG and Barca are a different gravy. I have them slight favourites over Arsenal.

Madrid is just a functional power team without midfield control, and Arsenal have more power than them

Forget it, Madrid done see their senior

This tie is over

nateevs:
Na when Rice turn specialist?

Go and check his corners. Like I was saying, his set piece delivery is another level. He's almost moving like JWP these days

Bluelines69:
Watching Rodrigo on the right is painful, you just know he’d do a lot better from the left

Popizaino won't agree

Those saying Saka corners are what makes Arsenal are underrating Rices corners. He just proved it with that freekick

Como no get match this weekend? What is Fabregas doing at Emirates working for Amazon as commentator. Impunity because him own percentage of the club abi wetin? He should face his chosen career, you cannot serve two masters

Dzzzz:
Please bring back T-Rex..

Mad man

iamoyindamola:
Blueraydick, izzou
Nine bodies in a Mexican morgue

Na new series be this?

A mind is a terrible thing to waste

Saga16:
The most stupid thread ever.

Very stupid thread and stupid OP

Dollar is down 10% since Trump took office in January

BlueRayDick:
You are correct, I knew what I was doing when I specifically mentioned OBJ's government from the get go when I was talking about protests.

Sowore started making noise from USA in 2007/2008 after the founding of Sahara reporters in 2006. So as he was getting started, OBJ was exiting. Before that, you could find him writing articles against OBJ on NigeriaVillageSquare and the like with Pius Adesanmi and co. OBJ era, internet was just getting started

BlueRayDick:
Read the post u quoted again and go back to search Ur library again.

For your information ; Sowore left Nigeria February 1999 before OBJ'S election.

The 1999 presidential election held on 27th February 1999 which means that Sowore had left the country even before OBJ was voted into power.

This Picture u posted showing Sowore and Afrika together was taken much before OBJ's ascension to power and na just normal OAU students struggle matter.

I ask u again, Show me Sowore protesting under OBJ; most Importantly the November 2003 protests he promised in the link u shared earlier. I Wan check something.

Sowore moved back to Nigeria in 2016

He initially came on a visit but DSS seized his passport for 6 or 7 years so he just stayed

He was not on ground from 1999 to 2015 but protesting in his own way everytime Govt officials travelled to America

SpaceX:
The only people panicking on wall Street are the speculators, long term investors are enjoying the ride.

This is the perfect time for the working class to join the wall Street and achieve prosperity.

You ain't no investor nigga. Its easy to commentate from the stands

SpaceX:
Hello, please how can I move $45 in Skrill to my PayPal?

diggz:
Bro, no body oooo. Old ph00lish Nateevs just dey try do wetin him dey always do… but not today and never again!

E no serious like that na, take am easy

Another 5% incoming tomorrow? Looking at S&P futures which is down over 5% over the weekend

That will be 3 days in a row - na back 2 back like Drake

Who pour sand for diggz garri this night?

darkwan:
taco snack....??

hot dog....??
you call that a meal....??

a good menu meal in europe cost you atleast 20euros....

$10 will get you a big Mac meal or a KFC 2 piece. That's the SI unit we are comparing against.

The N1,500 he mentioned for Nigeria, is it not rice plus beans plus one small peace of protein? So let's compare like for like.

In a supermarket you can even get 5 meals for that amount and microwave it.

Or we can use the GALA metric sef. You can get 8 sausage rolls for £1 here in UK. How much is Gala, the go to hunger-buster in Naija?

Karlovych:
The drug dealer keeps appointing agbero statisticians, it's no wonder his zombie followers reason like him.

Most people buy snacks during lunch and $10 can get you that in the States

Tope is an eediot who likes to lie. $10 will buy you lunch in USA easily

rooftops:
This nkuku's Chelsea career is a mystery to me o. He is one player most Chelsea fan were sure would make it here and we were even looking forward to his debut.

Is it that he never fully recovered from that injury?

Nothing happened to Nkunku

He's just another positionless hypejob from Bundesliga exposed in EPL

Say no to positionless players. Unfortunately we have 2 of the worst of them in Felix and Nkunku

Which scout saw this Sanchez and said he's a ball playing keeper? He should be shot in the blockos

This guy done drop Palmer, Jackson and Cukuruku in must win game. SMH

BlueRayDick:
“4 corner post “ trumps monkey post any day any time . As much I enjoyed monkey post , I think 4 corner post is my favorite type of football during childhood .

The game involves 4 different players manning 4 different goal posts strategically located on the 4 cardinal points on the pitch .

Each man will defend his post at all times to prevent any of the other 3 players from scoring in his post while he’s also scheming to score in any of their respective goal posts . Each player is allowed to touch the ball once until another player touches the ball while it is still in play. If u touch the ball twice in a row , u have committed a foul and the player whose goal post is directly opposite urs will play a “penalty” from his post straight towards urs . When the penalty is being taken, u will step away from ur goal post and hope the penalty taker loses an open net attempt at ur goal post

Once u are scored against either through open play or penalty , another player who has been on the outside will take over ur goal post and the game continues .We say he has “entered set”

I learnt defence and attack in that game . I usually end up being the lat man standing who others find hard to score against . At times if u have stayed too long and nobody has been unable to score u, the other 3 players can gang up against u solely to collaborate to score against u.

This is similar to Ball Ay which we used to perfect our ball control

You draw 4 quadrants with 4 men manning each quadrant. You bounce the ball and shout Ball Ay, everybody shout AY!. And each man must return the ball to another quadrant after once bounce with one touch. If ball bounces twice or you fail to return the ball to another man's quadrant with one touch, you are out and another man counting set will come in.

Another one we use to perfect our opio (nutmeg) skills is what we called American football. Everyman for himself, you throw the ball and any man will try to opio another man. If you get opiod, you will get multiple slaps on the back from everyone until you run and touch a designated tree.

And finally dribble and score which is everyman for himself with only one goal and one goalkeeper. Keeper will throw ball and you must try to dribble and score and every other player will defend against you. These will improve your dribbling skills. These minor games is the reason why the average Nigerian is better than the average oyinbo on an amateur level at basic skills.

Most importantly monkey post which teaches you not to do kick and rush football. Even in England today, I get pissed off when English teammates try to play low percentage crosses and rush rush ball down the line instead of building up play methodically like monkey post taught us. As an aside I remember the penalties in monkey post which is when you must back heel the ball into an empty net from 5 or 10 paces, na monkey post form of penalty be that

Roland17:
Yes sir! Or you target the edge of the table while smashing. Recovery possibility na nearly impossible!

Some boys such as myself done perfect the art of service wey dey move so fast, it's equivalent to smashing. While some niggas go put so much slicing on their serve, you want return am left, the thing go move right. If you meet one of those niggas and fail to return 3 or 4 in a row, whitewash done become possibility.

Some other niggas go use hand spin ball at the moment when the ball and bat meet during their serve to make ball spin multiple directions like Ronaldo free kick. That's when some ol' gees had to change the rules and tell us that in professional game, you must throw the ball in the air before serving. Some niggas whole game collapsed after that rule came in.

Table tennis was a Saturday afternoon staple. Saturday morning was monkey post or Ball Ay, then when sun comes out at mid-day, its table tennis or counterball, and in the evening when sun relax, back to football

Singapore1:
natural selection

More like dirty no dey kill African man

raumdeuter:
You mean table tennis where you join your desks together and break classroom asbestos for bat

So those things na asbestos? How boys never get cancer na modern miracle

Roland17:
Omo if the tables no properly align where they join, the contour fit send you go Lokoja when you dey plan Owerri.

Your opponent go say na cutting

airmark:
Strand Larsen is another budding star.

How these useless teams got lethal finishers and we don't have one, is giving me migraine.

Too slow, he can't play for a dynamic attack