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reccy:
Una no dy hear word bah? Make una take this shalaye go EPL chatroom nah.

Ah go lock this thread ooooo

Shey you be mod ni?

Work choke me the last five weeks so one of my friend invited me to a jollof festival his charity was holding this evening, make I step down small

Nigeria Vs Ghana Vs Gambia Vs Sierra Leone

My verdict:

Sierra Leone should throw away whatever they are doing. It is not jollof, na absolute nonsense

Ghana is second worst. Na just coloured rice

On a real though, although Gambia don't have good meat condiments to complement the rice, their rice is actually competing with Nigeria, maybe even better

Naija remains on top because they put good condiments to go with the rice, while Gambia put just plain chicken and carrots

So.I bought 2 containers of Naija, one container of Gambia and 1 container of Ghanaian fried fish to take home (these were at giveaway price as the event was in a deprived area, I felt I was cheating the women and had to pay what I felt it was worth)

afrodoc2:
You beat chest today at this goalpost. Tomorrow, you shift goalpost and beat your chest again. Next week you will shift post and beat chest yet again.

It is classic DCB tactic.

The moving chest piece

afrodoc2:
It is dynamic chest beating.

As in, if you create enough chests, you can choose which one to beat?

Popizaino a Muslim is anti-Palestinian while Nateevs a Christian is pro-Palestinian

LordAdam16:
His statement after Netanyahu ordered his assassination and the Jordanian King forced Netanyahu to send the antidote.

He is in Turkey now.
So odds are it'll be a one-way ticket to hell for the Mossad assassins Netanyahu will send.
Turkey arrested Mossad's money man for Turkey last month and several Mossad assets this year.
Turkey has a long list of folks who will be deleted when Netanyahu inevitably tries to assassinate Mashal.

-Lord

You like story. When dem kill am, another story go come out.

Turkey where any Tom, Dick and Harry can go on holiday without anyone checking their passport well

airmark:
Like Hamas you playing a pity card with your 'baby rhymes'/
They deserve no counter, bunch of lazy lines/
But we must encourage your baby steps by giving you a 'tasty time'/
Work on your wordplay and multirhymes/
Learn the art - punching lines/
this makes your fans multiply/
Next time you rebut like Lordfalcao, trust me I shall not reply/

Airmark, how can you let a civilian be beating you in battle rap? Don't let our fraternity down please

Should we call Emaprince to step in for you? You are rusty

iamoyindamola:
Another -2 from saliba
This week turn to dust

Keep it coming

nateevs:
I am a Christian. RCCG. Shocking right? Oya go on.

From your sympathies, many will assume you are Muslim and your name is Lateef!

iamoyindamola:
This werey Andersen already prepared -2 for me since saka is not available

TemporaryHansel:
It's crazy how some people are comfortable with being paid only 12 times in 365 days. Only 12 times in a whole fvcking 365 days!. That's fvcked up.

This is an attack on salary earners!

KingTom:
'Who "paged" you? Separate the eyes and the testes, hard to creep these Beirut streets, it's on Wahabi, fuçk all that bicker and beef, I can see tears trickling down your cheeks'

Emaprince:
Look at how hezbollah been gored recently/
Cos when it rains . . the thing pours, shit deadly/
and yahya is probably telling lucifer...he havent seen war this deadly/

This war getting warmer than duvet covers/
Reactions on Nairaland be like the Toure brothers/
BlueRay cheering on, and Ballzproblem doing promo/
Since Yahya was hit in the head. . . he done Kolo/
I feel sorry for the drone Sinwar fired the stick on/
When he got hit by the mortar, it made him tire and siddon/
Even Hezbollah will have to tire and siddon/
or get chased from Golan Heights. . .all the way to Tyre and Sidon/

PDPGuy:
O boy, US DOJ want to completely finish Allen Onyema 🙆🏾. Dem wan seize him N22 billion
https://www.nairaland.com/8242353/air-peace-u.s-govt-seeks/1

Onyeama the round tripper. We dey wait Dangote own

KingTom:
So people earning 100m will part with 25m in taxes?

That's minor. In UK, if you earn N100m a month, you will part with 45%

In the words of Dayo, it's happening in the abroad

semid4lyfe:
But the bills are continuous are not ending anytime soon cos the kids are still in junior basic school

Every man must face that bill. 3 years into that bill is better than 0 years cos you will carry that bill for 18 years whether you like it or not, unless you are a delinquent

semid4lyfe:
Who do you think is in a better situation? Both are in their mid 30's

A guy who is currently single but intends to get married in 2/3 years time and hasn't started facing full family responsibilities

Or

A guy who is married and has had the 2/3 kids he wanted, locked up and is currently shouldering full family responsibilities?

No 2, because he has paid the bills already that no 1 is yet to face

iamoyindamola:
Even the periwinkle I remember my grandmother eat it with the shell to full them if not they won't be satisfied

Your grandma teeth na titanium?

BlueRaydick, see evidence of people eating periwinkle shell since 1865, talkless of fish head

BlueRayDick:
Just wait for APC people to show u evidence that people have been buying fish head since 1865; na u just dey hear about it today.

Unlimited22:
Why would you want to eat fish? You didn't see periwinkle?

nihilistjnr:
I absolutely love Fabio Wardley. No diddy.

I never see where punch give pesin instant dimples before

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Ibime

With Isreal targeting the UN properties, isn't that crossing a line?[/color]

The first casualty of war is the truth. Who knows?

afrodoc2:
One day one day they will capitulate because both sides will never forgive or forget, and it just takes Israel to lose guard 1 day or for US to stop being No 1 and the Arabs will overrun them like soldier ants.

It might be in 20yrs or in 100 years. The other thing is that not even 2 state solution can prevent this. Neither side truly wants or believes in a 2 state solution.

2 State solution with a marshall plan for Palestine will work

Once people start getting money, ain't nobody got time for büllshit

See as Japan and Germany mellow today. Economic prosperity changes everything.

doggedfighter:
Is this a kind of swallow ?


Looks appetizing.

safarifarms:
Is this eaten as swallow, just like pounded yam?

No it's not a swallow

The onunu is eaten with spoon as is the peppersoup.

Onunu is to be chewed, not swallowed, it is very tasty in and of itself unlike a swallow

iamoyindamola:
Blueraydick you see am

IP thief

DeadPresidents:
Sometimes I wonder about the utility of money as you age.

Here in Germany, pensions only start getting released from 62 and if you withdraw your pension in a lump sum, you still pay some tax on that. You only get your pensions tax free when you decide to collect the money small small until you’re like 90 something .

At 62, most of the vanity and indulgence money can buy just will not hit your dopamine receptors like it would when you’re 20, young, fly and dumb.

Last last, na government still win

At 17, I thought life would be boring by 30. Today I done cross 40 and still enjoying myself, and will still enjoy myself at 57 and 62

But aside that, I know I will give all the lump sum to the kids at that 57. . . . but enjoyment will go on

Theflint1:
Gone are the days of single income households, marrying career woman na cheat code in itself.

No let your ego deceive you into marrying below your income level because you want form oga for house. Everybody must pull weight oh.

Those with the most disposable income are DINKYs - Double income, no kids

nihilistjnr:
You dey inside city na.

I live on a former farm. My neighbours are all farmers.. There's no gas mains in my village. It's either oil or electric. I don't have the money to rip out my entire heating system to install Oil based heating system in a house this big.

If you get some change from all your rebates, seniorman abeg send am reach this side.

You go use heating oil na, but gypsies go come thief am like they did to one of my guy

£4k suppose rewire your whole outfit and you go make that back in 1.5 years from savings. Ask the plumber to bill your company sef, use am escape HMRC

BlueRayDick:
Omo! This one pass Naija band A o, na band Alpha be this

If electricty cost that much , how much will gas and other bills now cost?

Gas is a quarter the price of electric

Na Nihilist want want form posh by electrifying his whole house when most of us dey use gas for heating and cooking. My whole electric plus gas bill is under £200 per month and I dey on heating steady plus I dey get rebate of like £400 every end of year

No mind Nihilistjnr. Ask him for his pension savings

Jolly in UK starts at age 57 when you can access 1/4 of your pension tax free

Most high earners dump a lot in pension to avoid taxes

At 57, they then turn Zaddy, stealing young girls from niggas half their age

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Why is NNPC changing price overnight?

What is the reason for this increase again?[/color]

It's called releasing bad news slowly

Those of us in the abroad know the real price of Foo well

They will keep revising upward till they are at parity with international prices. Check Popizaino screenshot of price in Ivory Coast for a clue

The sustainability of Israel is very much in question. They don't have the landmass to butt heads with all the adversaries they are facing. If these guys push Israel too much, they might be the first country to use nukes in modern age because Israel is too cramped to be exchanging missiles and bombs with Iran, Houthis, Hezbollah, Iraqi Shiites and Hamas. Iran, Iraq and Yemen can take much more bombing than Israel can. Saudi has already tried bombing Yemen to smithereens, na body tell them.