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iamoyindamola:
If ibime they midfield and I they play na express way be that

No let eye deceive you. You no go see breathing space. I be bully for defending oh. Only place you can run me is on wings, but I dey hunt down anything for middle


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0LXGzZ809M?si=F7TOj4U8y6-BUx8s

Roland17:
Baba but that your half turn for first clip take 7 market days to complete..JK, lol. You still get correct short passing.

Those wey Sabi ball go know that move. Na Ibrahimovic move, no be midfield turn. I strong pass am so I leaned into him and pushed body weight to the right , then after physically pinning him down on that side, you spin out to the left. Football no be rush, na brain, especially if you get strength advantage. Leave rush rush football to the likes of Obainojazz, I have already had 2 knee operations, I can't kill myself

Unlimited22:
Lol I just dey laugh this second clip.

If you try spin me like this you go end for emergency ward

Nope, any space you see given to me is because I am press resistant. They know I hardly lose ball so they'll wait till I release it to press the next man.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Who be that guy wey dey post for the first clip?

For him mind, he came to play football abi? [/color]

I'm left footed, he never expected me to backheel.with my right. E shock am

nihilistjnr:
God know say that 2nd clip for no happen if I dey that pitch.

See freedom of space.

Omo I for don two-foot your existence . Studs showing. Both feet over the ball.

No sliding in 8 a side

Haters will say the defenders are Furo Iyenemi but they are really Paulo Maldini

Roland17:
Videos of you completing a “full turn” while receiving the ball, your now favorite move or I don’t believe it!

One of my nigga done bring go pro come specially for you. No judge me, I be old man, but one or two turns still dey


https://youtube.com/shorts/0uUtufjDJpo?si=iu7gu87Dv8VBzk4H

https://youtube.com/shorts/LsIOsC0xjeE?si=PjkylExEgsLwKGEf

iamoyindamola:
Some have balls problem like the ansalid in got

Unsullied

I come dey wonder wetin you dey type since

Unsullied means unsoiled, referring to the fact they have never slept with woman

iPhones done dey explode

Shey na skit Israel dey act now?

Ballzproblem2:
Another round of explosions has started again
Here we go again.

What is it this time?

Israel no go kill pesin oh

Ballzproblem2:
Lebanon is in chaos right now,they didn't see it coming.

🤣

Now walkie talkies dey explode

James Bond shït

I feel sorry for all the innocent security guards wey dey use walkie talkie sha

nihilistjnr:
The indictment extensively refers to the video of Cassie getting pummeled despite also stating that the video was deleted from hotel server. At the press conference announcing the indictment, the DA also referred to the beating.

Yet Diddy is not being prosecuted for that beating. This suggests to me that the feds are playing a very dirty game. I believe they leaked that video to let Diddy knkw how far they are willing to take things.

Alongside the baby oil and lube which the DA mentioned, he also mentioned they found 3 ARs with defaced serial numbers which is an actual felony offence. He could have left it at discussing the actual crime but these people really want to embarrass Diddy hence the revelation that local mam stashed 1000 bottles of lube in his house

Diddy himself got the message. He has been communicating with the feds about his whereabouts since before that raid on his mansion a few months ago. Infact his lawyer said one of the reasons Diddy moved to New York last week was to cooperate with the feds with the aim of getting bond before the court process starts. The feds petitioned the judge to deny him bond. Judge agreed. My man is stuck on remand till God knows when.

Diddy knows he's cooked. The FBI have the evidence to send him to jail for what could effectively be life. But they also want to humiliate him thoroughly in the process. J wonder who he's pissed off.

Na why I ask him offend. All these are to embarrass him. I won't be surprised if they put Keefe D 2Pac murder on his neck eventually

LordAdam16:
All compromises are hacking.
You can do it on the hardware end or software end.
This attack used both.

It is also more elementary.
Because the QC of a sensible sub-national should have picked up soldered explosives.

-Lord

Planting explosives done turn to hardware hacking

You be grammar master oh

LordAdam16:
Read the recent reports (still unconfirmed) and I've been facepalming 🤦‍♂️ hard.
Mossad, NSA and co have way more sophisticated arrows in their quiver.
This is too elementary. Old, archaic, cold war spy craft.

It is beyond shocking that they accepted pagers from a new supplier while they're fighting a war and did not carry out spectral analysis of the PCB. The negligence is damning.

Again, this is a pager. Not your 2024 smartphone with chips having billions of transistors. If something's off, you'd need years of experience and specialized equipment to tell.
But a pager board with a few grams of regular explosive material. An intern will suss it out with magnifying glass and x-ray.
Which is how they're able to tell from the devices that did not detonate.
They could have prevented it.

Iran already had a bitter experience with Stuxnet and were able to foil a similar Mossad attempt to get compromised hardware into their missile and nuclear programs. This is some negative IQ sh*t. Like sure, the door of a Boeing plane did come off in-flight because of sh*t quality control. But Hezbollah are at war. One would think they'd be more paranoid and security-conscious.

-Lord

So no be common hacking and battery overheating?

Once you agree they must have implanted explosives, it's all good

That's a boss move

1,000 bottles of lube?

https://www.nairaland.com/8216140/fbi-find-rifles-1000-bottles

But who P Diddy offend?

I never still see clear evidence against am sha. The only clear evidence (beating Cassie) has been settled out of court.

LordAdam16

LordAdam16:
What next, are you going to ask me how to make a surgically-implanted IED that'll never be picked up on scanners and can be used by a suicide bomber to take out a high-value target? Those exist but I'm not trying to get on a list here.

A pager is so low-tech that a knowledgeable bad actor can break its ancient, rudimentary BIOS safety controls and trigger an explosion of its battery. Furthermore, these should be custom pagers introducing additional vulnerabilities. For instance, they might swap in energy-dense high-capacity batteries for longer runtime.
All our mobile rechargeable devices are pretty much IEDs.

Many of these vulnerabilities are held close to their chests for use in extraordinary situations.
Hezbollah attempted to kill a former Israeli senior defense official using an explosive device. Shin Bet foiled the plan and reported same this week.
This pager attack was partly a response to that provocation.

The US can shut down every airport and utility in NK but wouldn't do it until it's provoked.

-Lord

How dem all explode within the same hour?

Don't tell me battery overheating

GloriousGbola:
They are now officially hez-ah

I see what you did there

GloriousGbola:
Lots of dick jokes tied to monikers

They are now officially hez-ah

Also it is not hacking. This is hardcore spycraft

Isreal intercepted over 3000 pagers and rigged them with c4

If you somehow hack a phone to explode, it will not burn like this.

Isreal has achieved two things

They have maimed their enemy. Death is actually better for morale than having maimed and ineffective soldiers who will become a drain on resources

This is the psychology of land mines

Then there is the paranoia. How did they do it? Where did they break the chain? What else do they know?

Why other so called secure systems have they penetrated?

Right now they are probably disassembling pcs, phones, Playstation controllers, light fittings. Because if the iseralis could somehow rig over a 1000 pagers with explosives, they can probably do the same to watches, fit bits etc.

It is a successful coup

I still dey wait make Lord explain how hacking dey cause explosion

Latest eunuch in towm

LordAdam16:
Only tech illiterates will be dazzled by hacking 60's tech.

In 2018, China compromised tens of thousands of servers affecting 30 companies (including Fortune 500) and US government agencies.
Ransomware attacks are commonplace.
Personal details of virtually every American was hacked last year. A whopping 2.9 billion records.
Every device is hackable. That's why you receive security patches every quarter. Older devices are more vulnerable.

All we know is that in 2006, Israel arrogantly entered Lebanon to destroy Hezbollah.
Netanyahu can try his luck or he can stop killing Palestinian civilians.
After all, the Houthis struck central Israel days ago and the Iron Dome, Arrow, David Sling, and the US carrier group in the Med couldn't stop it.

Israel flexing with pager hack is like the US flexing that its satellites can identify hostiles in Lima, Peru.
As in my first sentence, it is only impressive to a tech illiterate.

-Lord

So how the hacking dey cause explosion?

WhoDeyHause:
Even an afro doc might not salvage this situation.

Only doctors extremely skilled in sutures will be able to sew dick (Sodiq)

WhoDeyHause:
Ah
No atom of mercy for their glorious gbola. .

They couldn't see it coming even if they had Blue Ray Dick

3,000 pagers detonated by Israel with only 9 deaths and the rest wounded.

That means there are 2,991 new eunuchs in Hezbollah since niggas always keep pagers in their pocket, next to their balls. If you are not dead, you will definitely be having Ballzproblem2 after the pager blow your testicles off

- Lord!

A40:
All he needs to sing is They not like Us from start to finish. Show don set. If you need further proof that Drake lost badly.

They're in college football season like this and that song is their national anthem for all their marching bands so this chap is in the infinitesimal minority.

Poor Drake. Just when he thought it was safe to finally come outside. He can't even put anything out he has to wait till end of their football season for the Kendrick wave to die down

Omo Jay Z really turn the screw on Drake with this one. It still ain't safe for Drake to come outside. I heard Kendrick album is dropping same time

raumdeuter:
A few minutes ago, I saw on CNN that polls didnt move post debate which was celebrated as a great debate performance for Harris and a disaster for Trump. Yet polls didnt move.

The DNC highs, the debate highs, Yet no separation

It's a turnout election

Polls have moved ever so slightly but Trumps base is his base, and also his ceiling. There are not many that will switch from Trump to Kamala. Kamalas game is in driving turnout from those who don't know her and that's where debate is in her favour cos she was unknown before debate.

The most important stat in poll now is crossing 50% in the battleground states. All those 48-47 polls leaves 5% of people unaccounted for.

LordAdam16:
Michigan and Wisconsin are difficult to poll.
Wisconsin is more rural.
So polls almost tend to be off.

Between Kamala and Trump this cycle, averages in both states have been low.
She is up 0.7+ in Michigan. Up 1.2+ in Wisconsin. That's according to the RCP Average.
{At this point in 2016, Clinton was up 5.6+ in Michigan. Biden was up 4.8+)
If the election were held today, those will not be accurate.
Trump will almost certainly win those states if the RCP average holds as of today.

Amongst Muslim Americans in Michigan, Kamala is trailing Jill Stein and Donald Trump according to the latest poll.
That did not happen in 2020.
https://www.michiganpublic.org/politics-government/2024-09-09/a-new-poll-finds-a-surprising-presidential-choice-for-muslim-american-voters-in-michigan

Something has to go bad for Trump catastrophically for Kamala to be a clear favorite to win the election.

I don't see how Arizona could go for Harris, again without fraud.
It is a border state.
Immigration is a top issue. It cannot be a top issue in PA and not consume voters attention in Arizona.

This is why Nate Silver had Trump up 63+ in probability before the debate.
Because historically, no democrat wants to be up 0.1% on average in PA against Trump in September.

-Lord

Leave the fraud talks. Why sprinkle a dose of insanity into a decent analysis.

I believe polls had adjusted their weighting by 2022 when they had Dr Oz and Kari-Lake slightly up, only for them to lose.

So na dollars dem sell am last last

Dangote will only sell in Naira the equivalent of the Naira value of the crude NNPC sells to him. Anything above that na dollars straight. If no be dollars, he will be heading straight to CBN to exchange it the next morning. Nobody exposes himself to foreign exchange risk willingly.

The only poll that matters is Pennsylvania, that is what the election will come down to

Traditionally, GOP outperform poll numbers in Georgia, Michigan, Nevada, Wisconsin, North Carolina

While they underperform their poll numbers in Arizona and Pennsylvania (see Kari-Lake vs Gallego and Oz vs Fetterman)

Whoever takes Pennsylvania will take the election.

Kamala will take Michigan and Wisconsin but not by much. Trump will take Georgia, Nevada and NC. Arizona and Pennsylvania are toss ups, and Pennsylvania is the one that carries weight.

andrewbaba44:
Una boy Gallagher don score

Why Alvarez dey bench?

A40

iamoyindamola:
Blueraydick, izzou and ibime
Fight night is very interesting but still on
4 episodes already

I can't miss it. I'll catch it when work calm down small

afrodoc2:
Wtf is she doing in Belarus?

Next is North Korea

That way we can keep ties with the undesirables while maintaining deniability since her role is unofficial