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Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Ibime(m): 8:30pm On May 24, 2024
Procashtips:
Charts are not fact. (At least not all) Anyone with the knowledge of statistics or numbers can concort whatever data they want into a chart.

Humans come up with whatever data charts are made of.

There's a chart saying 85m Nigerians live below $1 a day while back, to you that would be true but realistically, it's not possible for 85m Nigerians to live below $1 (This was when Naira was below ₦500/$1)
This is why you are a Putard

Chart is what dollar is exchanging for, you dey talk nonsense

This is why I say this thread contains the worst Nigeria has to offer
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Ibime(m): 8:16pm On May 24, 2024
Procashtips:
Oga chart. Seems you sleep and wake on chart 📈 posting smiley
Chart is facts. If you say dollar is devaluing, you must show it on chart against other currencies
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:26pm On May 24, 2024
TrebleChamp:
Why is John Terry not making himself available for appointment as Chelsea Manager?
Ferdinand brothers have locked Terry out of both coaching and media career

Lowkey, Terry has been blackballed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:23pm On May 24, 2024
BlueMann:
But I don't understand this Xavi situation o...shebi the man wanted to leave some weeks ago? So why beg him to stay only to fire him immediately after?

So now he has "sacked" instead of "resigned" on his CV.
He spoke up about their lack of funds and that angered the President. Spirit of Whodeyhouse entered him.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Ibime(m): 7:21pm On May 24, 2024
Appleyard:
He is probably lost in his web of fake stats. cool
Only fake stats is someone saying dollar is getting devalued. Spell BRICS for me

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:30pm On May 24, 2024
McKenna will be stüpid to pick Chelsea when he can go to Brighton and establish himself for years as a Prem manager

Chelsea could cut his career short at the top level since he has no track record

Xavi should also avoid Chelsea so as not to cut his top flight career short

Graham Potter is yet to recover his status till date
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 7:36pm On May 23, 2024
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Many people cashed out I agree, even your very good friend also cashed out. I don't want to mention names. wink. I don't want to talk about those incompetent morons

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 7:33pm On May 23, 2024
BlueRayDick:
Na true Theflint talk when he said na small pikin dey worry the girl and this screenshot further confirms it.

What do u think Ken Sarowiwa was doing that got him killed?

Theflint was right when he mentioned that most of the community leaders and even Nigerian government are majorly complicit in whatever evil Shell and other oil exploration corporations are doing in the South South.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2009/jun/08/nigeria-usa

https://earthrights.org/case/wiwa-v-royal-dutch-shell/

This girl has not done what has not been done by ur fellow Nigerians before
Shell has exited onshore operations in Nigeria.

Her argument was valid 10 years ago, not now. Na indigenous companies dey onshore now while multinationals have moved offshore

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 2:05pm On May 23, 2024
BlueRayDick:
That was never disputed . He won a trophy in less than a year in charge and that bought him extra time .

Lampard on the other hand lost finals and didn’t do much to improve the lot of the team when the transfer ban was lifted after he made signings .
Lampard didn't make signings, they were jumbled together for him
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:57pm On May 23, 2024
BlueRayDick:
U are talking out of point as usual. If u like go marekt, buy paint and color ur comment in rainbow color, it won't change the fact that I made a factual statement countering the careless cappings of the other moniker.

He claimed at some point Lampard was better than Arteta in their coaching careers and that has been proven to be a lie. Simple.
Arteta finished 8th 2 seasons in a row
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:13pm On May 22, 2024
Sportsweb:
Mauricio Pochettino found the internal politics at Chelsea difficult and, in particular, the alleged tensions between Boehly and Eghbali — Chelsea have always denied that the two men have fallen out.

(@TheAthleticFC) #CFC


Todd and Eghbali beefing?
E be like this Egbami worse pass Boli
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 5:33pm On May 22, 2024
Sportsweb:
🚨🚨Update: Mossad strikes again!!! The head of the Iranian intelligence service of Lorestan province in Iran was assassinated!!🔥🔥🔥

Israel just de kill this Iranian top men like flies

https://twitter.com/CaptCoronado/status/1792971221723914530?t=sxD0X3hrSsHumfWYOgpODg&s=19[/quote]Hmmm. LordAdam16 you might have to revise your calculations oh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 2:47pm On May 22, 2024
Vischy:
Generational talents come once in a while so Todd boehly wants a manager that will build the team around Cole Palmer.

Cole Palmer ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Cole Palmer is the most productive player in England last year so if it's about that one, Poch has exceeded all expectations

Enough horseshït coming out of Chelsea boardroom these past 24 hours
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:48pm On May 21, 2024
They sacked Poch because he labelled their transfer policy a failure, simple

Himself wanted the sack when he made that statement
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 9:39pm On May 21, 2024
LordAdam16:
Some think this is a question of ability.
It's not. It's a question of "can you handle the fallout"?

Israel can assassinate literally anyone in the Middle East, Europe, and Africa.
But that does not mean that it can handle the fallout of assassinating a Sovereign.

The latter is why they would not go ahead with a hit even if they had the opportunity to do so.
Even if the Intelligence leadership chose to go ahead, one dual-citizen will contact Langley and be like, "these lunatics are about to f*ck around in a major way".
POTUS will be briefed and it'll become a national security question of do we let this go ahead and then use it as an opportunity to discard Netanyahu or do we send an SOS to the Ayatollah through Swiss Intelligence because if he finds out we knew and didn't warn him, he'd kill American soldiers in Middle Eastern bases.

There is a reason why Gen Miley as CJCS phoned his Chinese counterpart and was like rest easy, "Trump ain't starting sh*t".
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-top-general-secretly-called-china-twice-trump-term-ended-report-2021-09-14/

Similar to how the FG can assassinate Kanu in detention but wouldn't because of blowback.
Something that fully captures the movie quote "But your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't start to think if they should..."

Israel has one of the highest percentage rates of dual-citizens. Most of them there are former, current, or eligible citizens of some other country in Europe or the Americas. So if Israel were to assassinate Raisi, the Iranians will launch global attacks at soft targets.
Like this Israeli-Canadian businessman shot dead in Egypt early this month.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c03dy0w72r6o

Worse, other countries will implicitly give the green light because no one will allow Israel to assassinate a Sovereign without payback. It'll establish a horrible precedence. So they'll allow Iran count so many scalps such that in a million years, no Israeli PM will dream of repeating that mistake. The daughter in law of a cabinet minister may be vacationing in a Greek city and have an accident. In the Middle East, it'll be a daily occurrence. Of the 4,000 Jews still in Iran, Ayatollah fit use like two dozen appease him people.

And then the realization will be you killed the President and FM who have been replaced. Who will replace the sons, daughters, fathers, mothers killed in the aftermath. Netanyahu will not survive it. Na e fellow Israeli go f*ck am up. His kid is in Miami sef. If he thinks the protest by relatives of kidnap victims are bad now, he'd have to deal with motivated grieving family who will hold him responsible when the bodies start dropping.

PS: Those clowning GEJ for that statement at the time were just naive.

-Lord
I know say Israel no foolish reach like that, but if they did it. AMERICA WILL KNOW
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 11:53pm On May 20, 2024
OasisX:
grin

......raumdeuter, una dey enjoy well well over there. LOL!
Which chicken be that?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:50pm On May 20, 2024
Gallagher and Chalobah must stay

What we saw sitting down, some people won't see ontop of iroko tree

https://youtube.com/shorts/0D7LYjPaGKE?si=dnkvM_05eFwq7qPe

https://youtube.com/shorts/gwR7bpgkaAM?si=ntCwhpAAj4fTvPDJ
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:13pm On May 20, 2024
In 1980s, IBB went to USA and IMF to borrow billions to build 3rd mainland bridge and Abuja

In 2005, George Bush told OBJ to pay $12bln of the $30bln owed and he will write off $18bln, which OBJ did, and Nigeria became debt free

$18bln is equivalent to FG whole budget for one full calendar year

And someone is shouting about $50m

Next time you cross 3rd Mainland Bridge, you better sing Yankee Doodle

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:06pm On May 20, 2024
If Israel killed Iran President. America will know (Goodluck voice)

That Goodluck statement which we clowned is looking like the wisest statement of all time

When Iran was about to attack Israel, America knew and warned 5 days in advance

When ISIS was about to attack Russia, America knew and warned one week in advance

When Russia was about to attack Ukraine, America knew and warned 2 weeks in advance

A country whose intelligence service is geared to catch one small Usman in one village in England plotting terrorist attack will know when something big is going on

America will know!
SportsRe: Usyk Beats Tyson Fury To Win Historic Undisputed Heavyweight Championship Fight by Ibime(m): 5:29pm On May 20, 2024
lecowas:
Fury was beaten from pillar to post for 30 sec without reply whatsoever. Go check all boxing matches, the rule is protect yourself at all time, when a boxer isn't able to do that, it's a KO.

Fight has been stopped for less punishment, little wonder he thought this is a new year cheesy
No the first rule is a standing 8 count if the ref suspects a fighter has been knocked down but is still on his feet because of ropes or strong head

Protect yourself at all times is a last resort and does not necessarily cover knock-downs but when a fighter is outmatched. It is only given after two or three knock-downs when applied to knock-downs.

The referee failed Fury by not giving him a standing 8 count earlier, allowing him to take punishment that impacted his performance in the subsequent 2 rounds
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 2:51pm On May 20, 2024
Chopper and drone na the same physics

Unfortunately for Iran they can make chopper that take off but can't land

That's why their own drone is SUICIDE drone
SportsRe: Usyk Beats Tyson Fury To Win Historic Undisputed Heavyweight Championship Fight by Ibime(m): 2:44pm On May 20, 2024
lecowas:
Did you know the second AJ fight was also a split decision which is much closer than this, probably u didn't even watch the match but wants to talk about it.

Fury got ko'ed in the 9th rnd, he was saved by the referee and also got about 16-18 sec count.
How did Fury get KO in the 9th round

The referee helped Usyk there by not giving Fury a standing 8 count immediately after the first overhead left from Usyk

The referee by delaying allowed Fury to take punishment that scrambled his brain for the next 2 rounds instead of giving him recovery time with a standing 8 count

If Usyk could not knock him out despite the referee not intervening ab initio, what makes you say he was KO? The ref allowed Usyk to continue pummelling a man he should have given a standing 8 count so the referee action favoured Usyk
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2023/2024 by Ibime(op): 6:11am On May 20, 2024
Layiwoo:
Wow, what an incredible feeling this is! Standing here as the winner of the Nairaland FA Cup 2023/2024 Season. Last year, I came so close but fell short cry cry. That experience taught me so much and motivated me to come back stronger and more determined. Today, all that hard work and perseverance have paid off. grin

First and foremost, I want to congratulate all worthy opponents and most especially Centyakam (the finalist). You all played exceptionally well, not forgetting the paper tigers banters too tongue, all this competition truly exciting.

Your skill and sportsmanship pushed me to elevate my game, and for that, I thank you. Competing against such talented players (Iykmora, Ibime, Timbros, McKane and the gangs cool cool) has been an honour.

As I celebrate this victory, I'm already looking forward to next season. I hope to see you all next year, ready for another thrilling competition. wink

Signing Out Super Strikaz!!! cool cool grin

2023/2024 Nairaland FA Cup Champion wink wink

Cheers! cool
Congrats Chief
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:33pm On May 19, 2024
BlueAngel444:
world best Guler, 6goals in 10 appearances

The Turkish magician

Meanwhile be like Chelsea should go after this Alexander Soerloth
Sorloth is a good player who flipped at Palace. Even at Palace, you could see his touch was there
Foreign AffairsRe: Helicopter Carrying Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi Crashes In East Azerbaijan by Ibime(m): 6:35pm On May 19, 2024
id4sho:
IRAN uses outdated aircraft since 1979 after the Islamic revolution. The western embargo has affected their aviation industry tongue


Accusation fingers are flying upandan. The exact pin point location of the crash is unknown

American built BELL 412, it's more than 45yrs old. It was inherited from SHAH's time


Isreal FC vs Iran FC

Thread about to get messy shocked

The four Iranian officials who were on board the helicopter:
Ebrahim Raisi - President of Iran

Hossein Amir Abdul-Lahian - Minister of Foreign Affairs (bottom left)

Malek Rahmati - Governor of East Azerbaijan Province [ Azerbaijan province in Iran, not the state of Azerbaijan ] (below right)

Muhammad Ali al-Hashim - imam in the province of Tabriz (top left)
All this one no matter. As long as Ayatollah ain't on board, na soldier come, soldier go. Who remembers Ahmadinejad the fiery President of Iran back then?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:34pm On May 19, 2024
So if we'd got those 4 points against Burnley and Sheffield United plus the late disallowed goal Vs Villa, we'd be in top 4 right now

Or if we just benched Enzo throughout the season, we'd comfortably be in top 4
SportsRe: Usyk Beats Tyson Fury To Win Historic Undisputed Heavyweight Championship Fight by Ibime(m): 12:49pm On May 19, 2024
diamond68:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V058GavmoY
I dey here for UK. Most English people on streets even wanted him to lose. They don't like his clowning. Leave content creators
SportsRe: Usyk Beats Tyson Fury To Win Historic Undisputed Heavyweight Championship Fight by Ibime(m): 12:18pm On May 19, 2024
diamond68:
I actually like fury as a person. He is funny and a genuinely nice guy. But I wanted him to lose because white people were saying if he wins this he would officially be the GOAT. Can you imagine the nonsense ? GOAT over Muhammad ali and Lennox Lewis ? Lennox Lewis destroyed real killers like mike Tyson, Evander Holyfield,, ray mercer, Andrew golota, klitchko, David tua, tony Morrison . He destroyed real killers. Who has fury destroyed ? Nobodies . But racist whites wanted a white GOAT so they were already pushing fury as the GOAT. That’s why I am happy he lost. Because of other whites but personally I like Tyson fury. He is a lovable clown.
Nobody is putting Fury as GOAT. Rest, that's just the black man in you speaking
SportsRe: Usyk Beats Tyson Fury To Win Historic Undisputed Heavyweight Championship Fight by Ibime(m): 2:27am On May 19, 2024
Benjaminy:
AJ wasn't outclassed in the second fight. He was in the first fight, but you calling the second fight 'outclassed', even when Usyk was hurt through the early rounds, is inexplicable.

If you want to compare, compare their cv totally. Usyk has beaten two of them, so that's cancelled.

Fury was manhandled by an MMA fighter, whom Joshua sent to hell as the bell rang.

Who has Fury even beaten, outside his win against Klitchko ( which he ran from a rematch)?
Wilder? Someone who can't box even if his life depends on it.
Leave story. Usyk was saved in this match by the haymaker in round 9 otherwise he would have lost decisively on points. That's heavyweight boxing, all it takes is one punch. That's why a Hassim Rahman could beat Lennox Lewis. But today Usyk was not a better boxer than Fury until the haymaker in the 9th rewired Fury brain. On pure boxing, Fury was ahead decisively.

AJ lost decisively to Usyk on pure boxing on all judges scorecards. Unike AJ, Fury has been a boxer from childhood and can live with and outbox Usyk on the pure art of boxing. Na just haymaker make am lose today. He lost 4 consecutive points from round 9 to 11 based on that haymaker alone and that allowed Usyk to edge the scorecards.
SportsRe: Usyk Beats Tyson Fury To Win Historic Undisputed Heavyweight Championship Fight by Ibime(m): 2:21am On May 19, 2024
Benjaminy:
Round 1,2,3 weren't close to a draw.
Round 12, Fury was barely hanging in there.

The 'otherwise' is weird, cos how would he have won when he was only good in 3 rounds, out of 12 rounds.

Replay this match 10 times, and Usyk wins 9.
Your scores is completely at odds with all 3 judges and mine

I had an Usyk win by 1 point or 2 at best after 12 rounds

Going into round 8, Fury was up by 4 points

Usyk edged round 8, got 2 points for the knockdown in round 9 and 1 point each in 10 and 11 to edge the fight. That's why it was a split decision and none of the judges scored what you are scoring
SportsRe: Usyk Beats Tyson Fury To Win Historic Undisputed Heavyweight Championship Fight by Ibime(m): 2:15am On May 19, 2024
eazzzy1:
Fury mocked AJ for been defeated by a middleweight only for the same middleweight to beat him. Hopefully now that he’s no longer undisputed he can fight with AJ.
AJ was outclassed totally by Usyk both times

This was a split decision and Fury was outboxing Usyk until the haymaker rewired his brain in round 9

Based on comparison of their fights against Usyk, Fury is clear
SportsRe: Usyk Beats Tyson Fury To Win Historic Undisputed Heavyweight Championship Fight by Ibime(m): 2:13am On May 19, 2024
Benjaminy:
The judge who scored in favour of Fury, either has a corn in his pocket, or he's mentally unstable.
Fury only won Round 4,5,6, and anyone with sense would agree that Round 1,2,3,7,8,9,10,11,12 was all usyk.
It should have been a clean and incontrovertible unanimous decision.
Fury was lucky that the Ref helped him stand in Round 9.

Fury is on a whole different level and a rematch is just for formality sake, but his big mouth won't agree
Rounds 1-3 was draw

4,5,6,7 went to Fury

8,9,10,11 went to Usyk

12 was draw

The pivotal moment was that knockdown in round 9, that made Fury lose 2 points in round 9 and also 10,11 while he was clearing his head, otherwise Fury would have won the match

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