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OkpaNsukkaisBae:Here we are, I've just paid for my 5-a-side football games for next week. I play every Monday, Tuesday and Thursday night and each game is £4.50 to play. That's £13.50 per week, or £54 per month. That equates to N100k per month just to play football, or equivalent to 1.5 months of Okpansukkaisbae monthly earnings. Please alert EFCC.
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Dayokunu1:I only know one Dayokanu and that's Raumdeuter. Kad199 aka Afonja2000 aka Francis Godstime, you have just arrived in Canada with only $1k CAD in your pocket. Instead of going to hustle for job so you can make your next rent, you are busy cloning Gloriousgbola, Dayokanu and other made men monikers and spending hours digging Nairalanders posts. Is this how you plan to survive in Canada? These are men who took the same Japa route as you and put their nose down and worked hard and are made men today. You are in Canada cloning their monikers and digging posts from 16 years ago instead of hustling. You are already halfway to failure in your new climes. You have already rejected the country in your heart and it will spit you out if you don't change your ways before it's too late. Look how stüpid you are, dropping your phone number and emails on various monikers so any eediot can find out who you are. Even while using troll monikers, you can't help being retarded. See the grammar you wrote up there "you haven't response too me". The IELTS examiner that marked your script should be investigated. Before you even think of continuing your stupidity, just know I have all your data from LinkedIn, Twitter and everything, Ahoada Gboy. Old man, you won't concentrate on hustling in Canada, see what you are doing as a fully grown man instead of putting your nose to the grindstone
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OkpaNsukkaisBae:Mental patient. Keep dreaming up alternates |
UEFA should just hurry up and give us our FFP ban. I no want see anything Europa Conference next season |
dvkot:I will continue to oppress that clown till he hallucinate more and finally end up in Yaba Left Already me wanting to see a well endowed woman's Instagram is romance scam to him, I will make his paranoia increase more with more oppression. Me wey no even get Instagram account. |
I need to reason something now. I trim my hedges once a year at the start of the summer and I had pencilled in today as the day to trim them. But I didn't check the calendar to know FA Cup final will be on at the same time. Since Boehly killed my love for football this season, I think I'll go ahead and trim them while going in the house every 10 mins to watch the match. It should take me 2 hours or so to complete the job at the back and front of the house and clear the waste Thankfully I have this cordless hedge trimmer which makes the job a bit easier. I only use it once per year though it costs the equivalent of 3 months salary for Okpansukkaisbae
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Here we are, we just got home from the barbershop to find that my window cleaner has completed his fortnightly clean of my external windows and dropped my bill through the letterbox Price was £15. I don't know when he increased it to £16.50 without telling me, it's only 15 mins work for him. £16.50 every two weeks is £33 per month which is about N60k on external window cleaning per month, equivalent to Okpansukkaisbae monthly salary
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OkpaNsukkaisBae:Go and alert EFCC, mumu |
lanre316:Which ugly? I'm playing with this mental patient hallucinating and imagining things due to oppression. I will oppress him every chance I get from now on. |
OkpaNsukkaisBae:Keep crying, mental patient! Dey hallucinate dey go. I done torture you tire. We have now finished swimming lessons, we have finished shopping some few weekend groceries that will cost you 2 months salary and we are now at the barber shop for a haircut for me and my son that will cost more than your monthly earnings. You still dey hallucinate over Ibime since morning. Failure in life!
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OkpaNsukkaisBae:Failure in life, keep hallucinating. Your tribesmen should throw you in the evil forest as the failure you are in Igbo Society I have always been modest with you clowns. My occupation is Accountant, but my job title is CFO. Go and Google what that means. E go pain you tire, 37 year old failure. |
OkpaNsukkaisBae:"Proceeds" done torture you tire, you done hallucinate go criminal activity I go continue to TORTURE YOU clown Since morning wey you start dey yarn I've completed 2 gym classes, now I done carry my kids go swimming class, you still dey hallucinate over Ibime. Useless failure and hire purchase aspirant.
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OkpaNsukkaisBae:As you finish that call, don't forget to report yourself to your nearest Yaba Left to treat your hallucinations You done imagine painter, carpenter, militant and romance scammer I will continue to torture your every waking moment, aspiring taxi driver!!! |
OkpaNsukkaisBae:You have permission, I have told you ALERT POLICE |
Appleyard:Here is something you don't understand Dollar as a percentage of countries foreign reserves has been declining since 2000 with the introduction of the Euro currency, but countries foreign reserves are increasing exponentially so in actual terms. dollar holdings are rising The Euro was supposed to be the dollar killer. It took marketshare but the overall dollar holdings increased Countries that used to have $50bln in reserves are having $300bln plus now 50% of $300bln is better than 80% of $50bln The Euro chopped the 30% but overall dollar demand is rising amongst countries, not to talk of the common man across the world who always holds dollar. How many Nigerians were holding dollar in 2000 compared to now? Even 90% of the Putards on this thread have held or used dollar, something the average Nigerian didn't do 20 years ago. Not to mention Financial institutions. BlackRock alone has more dollar denominated assets under management than all countries in the worlds reserves put together. Just dey play with your caveman analysis from Putins desk |
OkpaNsukkaisBae:Another sleepless night for you, seeing Ibime in your dreams for the last month now. Rise and shine, GermanGirlsareBae |
lateefGRDT:Na so dem talk for Lavia |
OkpaNsukkaisBae:When you finish, go and beg Mr Adamu to drive his 2003 Corolla on hire purchase for 5 years
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Procashtips:Okay good. Next time you want to know the price of a currency, don't use Google. Ewu |
Procashtips:Is my Google chart correct or not? Foolish Putard |
OkpaNsukkaisBae:My friend go and rest. Ten minutes of my time spent productively will feed you for one week. It's better you spend it wisely. If you bring anything worth responding to, I go give you hot. Those alternates you were quoting upandan only shows your mental instability. I no dey carry overload. You think talking nonsense about militancy will move me when I've been in UK almost 10 years before militancy took off in Naija? Clown. |
Procashtips:Naira is freely traded on the NAFEM and that's where Google gets it's price from, mumu Google always goes to the major exchange to check price. Stop wasting my time. Dem no send me here to educate fully grown men on basics. That's why you are easily deceived Putards
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Procashtips:You are a fool. What is the price of dollar to Yuan today? You literally type that in Google and Google will give you the price it was sold today plus the chart of what it was sold in previous days and years. Look this screenshot well and learn how to check the price of things by simply typing "dollar to Yuan" So when you clowns say dollar is devaluing, you better show how it's devalued over time i.e chart
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shoodboi2:Clown, I only come here to respond to mentions from time to time. Who get time to dey discuss with the biggest congregation of eediots Nigeria has to offer? As and when I like, I address any cockroach here, or I jump and pass. |
OkpaNsukkaisBae:Fully grown eediot, the kpokpos Obainojazz give you never do you? Today is the start of bank holiday weekend in the UK. I've been busy. In the two weeks since our last conversation, I have made enough to buy 2 taxis you are willing to slave 5 years of your life for. Mumu still dey keep me for mind. You are a fly to me my gee. |
Procashtips:Mumu those charts are from market data ie the price a currency was sold on a particular day on the most prominent exchanges Are you the only adult who has never searched the price of a commodity or instrument on Google? We are not talking of chart a sociology or philosophy undergrad drew on Excel but a chart of market data Stop wasting my time. In the comity of retards on this thread, you might just be the most stupid. |
Procashtips:Mumu, why not Google and tell me whether chart doesn't tell you today price and yesterday price A so called crypto man that doesn't know what chart represents Spits |
Procashtips:What is the price of dollar to Yuan today? Google is your friend |
Vischy:These people are building a hospital |
Procashtips:What is dollar price to Yuan today? |
OkpaNsukkaisBae:Taxi driver, face front |
Appleyard:Reflect it in the price make we see |
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