₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,961 members, 8,514,686 topics. Date: Saturday, 07 November 2026 at 05:57 AM

Toggle theme

Ibime's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Ibime's Profile › Ibime's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 751 752 753 754 755 756 757 758 759 (of 1715 pages)

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m):
Papangolo, pangolo, papangolo, pangolo



After the tikitaka, play the blues (the blues, the blues)/
We go dey laugh as Pep dey lose (dey lose, dey lose)/
ApariSports dem done confuse (confuse, confuse)/
Citadel wash am with booze (with booze, with booze)/

Shekpites too like to dey Maya (dey Maya, dey Maya)/
Messi contract want expire (expire, expire)/
1 billion contract, Sheikh go hire (go hire, go hire)/
Make Pep win before him retire (retire, retire)/

What makes him better than his peers (his peers, his peers)/
E done dey Man City six years (six years, six years)/
Each UCL dey end in tears (in tears, in tears)/
1 billion later, no big ears (big ears, big ears)

Thiago Silva lift big ears (big ears, big ears)/
Lampard to Tuchel, we switch gears (switch gears, switch gears)/
5 months later, we don blow (don blow, don blow)
He flog Pep three times in a row (a row, a row)/

Rudiger break De Bruynah head (ahead, ahead)/
Havertz put us one ahead (ahead, ahead)/
Mason pass e too confam (confam, confam)/
Havertz10 shake hand with donstan (donstan, donstan)/

Ngolo for Balon D'or (Lon Dor, Lon Dor)/
Na wetin Chelsea fans long for (long for, long for)/
Even France, we go support (support, support)/
Make our hero win for sure (for sure, for sure)/

Dem been say Busquets better pass (ta pass, ta pass)/
Barca fans dey talk with nyash (with nyash, with nyash)/
Busquets no win Man of Match (of match, of match)/
Ngolo win am back to back (to back, to back)/

Him game sweet us for body (body, body)/
Fraudiola gast protect Rodri (Rodri, Rodri)/
Wetin escort eye for see (for see, for see)/
When Kante press am like bobby (bobby, bobby)/

Chelsea fans we dey jolly (jolly, jolly)/
James go make Euros surely (surely, surely)/
If Southgate watch, he go Soji (Soji, Soji)/
Trent no vex, oya sorry (sorry, sorry)/

Even Jorginho put effort (effort, effort)/
Christiansen dey block dem shot (dem shot, dem shot)/
Chilwell maja for Mahrez (Mahrez, Mahrez)/
Put Pep for cardiac arrest (arrest, arrest)/

Tuchel turn Pep to him bïtch (him bïtch, him bïtch)/
Him fans go run like leprous witch (prous witch, prous witch)/
7 days, dem run comot (comot, comot)/
Tomorrow excuse go be church (be church, be church)/

Na so dem fade when e dey hot (dey hot, dey hot)/
Some want sleep for Barbershop (ba shop, ba shop)/
but incase you all forgot (forgot, forgot)/
Apari no need haircut (haircut, haircut)/



....

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ibime(m): 11:55pm On May 29, 2021
CapitalCee:
Honestly if Bruno sign that contract then he is a fool. Kane has told spurs he is leaving because Levy and other Spurs officials are clowns. Bruno should do the same or he will regret it later. Damian, Sanchez, Lukaku, Young has left the sinking ship and have won the league. Same with spurs players, look at Foyth, Erriksen, Trippier and Walker. This same thing happened to Arsenal when Hleb, Clichy, Henry, Nasri, RVP left to win big trophies. If he like let him not borrow sense
Bruno just started making money in his later years. Allow the guy chop. Trophy is not everything.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ibime(m): 11:53pm On May 29, 2021
Greetings to all haters and haterettes

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:50pm On May 29, 2021
macjireh:
don't mind dem...they were showing us a 37s video yesterday dat pep has unlocked tuchels tactics....na by to unlock... come and prove it on d field na cheesy
grin grin grin

Overskill na him kill monkey

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:47pm On May 29, 2021
donstan18:
England will win Euros.

I’ll love them to win it because of the love I have for Mount.

Kante too, reason I’m tipping France too.

But If both should meet, I’ll support England.

Chillwell, James and Mount.
I usually support England, but for Kante alone, I dey reason France
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:46pm On May 29, 2021
rationalmind:
When Fernadinho came in today, I just remembered you. I mean, Pep desperately trying to get a hold of the match and to get a goal brought in 36 year old Fernadinho over a 24 year old Rodri.

Speaks volumes
Baba didn't want Rodri chasing Kante on counterattacks tonight.

In a way I felt he made a mistake because against PSG, he packed the team with midfield ball keepers and dropped Sterling and PSG were overwhelmed. He did the reverse tonight by not only vacating the midfield but putting his best midfielder as Striker and that played into our hands
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:08pm On May 29, 2021
Some crazy Manure fans were letting off fireworks in my area at final whistle

E no go better for fake Nairaland Manure fans.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:06pm On May 29, 2021
Greatihex:
Ibime, calamity James, Chris and Rudiger just won the UCL while on the pitch, with James especially putting sterling in his pocket.


What do you have to say?
I'm happy!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:06pm On May 29, 2021
Unlimited22:
Please sir we need a song.

This thing need pain Raumdeuter and Eruditor of blessed memory well well
I'm cooking and watching the celebrations. I fit compose something tomorrow sha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:04pm On May 29, 2021
Segedinho:
Another man of the match
Busquets never saw these
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:03pm On May 29, 2021
timbros:
MOTM 2x semi final

MOTM final

What. A. Beast
Ballin D'or
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:58pm On May 29, 2021
Dost42:
Egbon Diggz in the building
Where?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:11pm On May 29, 2021
Skimpledawg:
Congratulations to us all


Make them change the title of this thread asap
Chelseabmw your attention needed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:05pm On May 29, 2021
olabode89:
Shekpe boys... abeg make una no burn our thread o.

Big congratulations, Tuchel is a master tactician and Kante must have 2 hearts, 3 lungs and 4 kidneys.
We celebrate here today

You are welcome to join us
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:04pm On May 29, 2021
FBS:
Now I can breathe. Tension ease away. cheesy

Man. I was reading the Bible throughout the match. It helped calmed the nerves and gave me peace.

Lord I thank you.
grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:04pm On May 29, 2021
Noah13:
Kante for Balon D'or
100%

Only Euros left for him to win now

He will win it this summer
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:59pm On May 29, 2021
We go party over here this night

Wey my gif niggas

Airmark, Nihilistjnr, bless us
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:58pm On May 29, 2021
Papangolo, pangolo

Thiago Silva lifts UCL

WE SPANKED PEPS BALD HEAD!

Citadel 10 - ApariSports 0
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:56pm On May 29, 2021
Nice one Chris!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:55pm On May 29, 2021
Nice one ref

Rudiger my man, stay down!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:54pm On May 29, 2021
Kante stay down na

Someone should go and press his leg like he has cramp
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:51pm On May 29, 2021
Havertz fake cramp abeg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:51pm On May 29, 2021
Havertz10:
Abeg no jinx us with bad belle congratulations
Abi oh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:50pm On May 29, 2021
7 mins injury time
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:48pm On May 29, 2021
Yes boys we need to start going down with cramp every second like Algeria did to Egypt that year in World Cup qualifier
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:46pm On May 29, 2021
James needs to wake up, or go down with cramp so he can rest
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:45pm On May 29, 2021
Thank you Mendy!

Kepa would have been too short to reach that ball
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:41pm On May 29, 2021
Chilly suckered Walker there
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:40pm On May 29, 2021
BlueAngel444:
Wow Kovacif for Mount, tuchel really think this thing through o
Fernandinho is running through that midfield too much. Kova should provide relief
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:39pm On May 29, 2021
Kovacic for Mount is sensible
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:35pm On May 29, 2021
Fernandinho punching through. Havertz or Puli need to go on him
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:33pm On May 29, 2021
Pulisic, your father!

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 751 752 753 754 755 756 757 758 759 (of 1715 pages)