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rationalmind:
Jorginho is losing too many passes

Jorginho should be shipped out this summer.

He will always be a long term weakness for Chelsea with his inability to run or stay with opposition midfielders.

Rudiger 2nd goal!

Kate and Jorginho combination is suspect

Tomori should be starting over Christensen due to Vardys pace

Caballero is not really a keeper that inspires confidence but I'm glad Kepa is being given a warning.

Pedro for Willian - who knows

Lamps is really taking some big risks today. He don vex. This could blow up in his face.

Chinese league is on suspension due to Corona virus

I am sure there are players there Chelsea could have loaned and let Giroud go

donstan18:
https://www.nairaland.com/5661582/just-liverpool-midfielder-keita-contacts#86257895



E don red

Fake news

lordfalcao:
he performs well in Napoli and he hardly plays on the left wing. Even in Belgium he plays better too, Accept corrections

Is this what they teach you in Apari school?

Go and read Greatihex post again and my response. When you finish, konk yourself.

I said he plays striker for Napoli but he should play wings for us.

Greatihex said he's inconsistent on wings for Belgium

I said his inconsistency is from playing right-wing in Belgium due to the fact that Lukaku has taken striker and Hazard has taken left-wing which would be his two preferred positions. I even gave specific detail of how Sarri converted him to striker 3 years ago after selling Higuain but I know him as a potent left-winger before that.

You chook nose foolishly to say he hardly play left wing and I should accept correction.

Unlike you, I saw him play left-wing at PSV fantastically when I used to follow Eeredivisie weekly, which is why I recommended him to play there.

This is why I always say a little information is a dangerous thing. Because lack of complete information can cause someone to misyarn.

lordfalcao:
he hardly plays on the left even at Napoli.

Is that what you understood from my post?

popizaino:
The most annoying was losing the Europa league semi finals at home to benefica of all teams.

10 points to you on ApariSports matrix

Greatihex:
I have not watched him play for his club before; I only see his goal scoring expliots on livescores. But for Belgium, he is largely inconsistent and always gets benched

I think he performs on left-wing but not right-wing. His specialty is cutting inside from left wing to curl ball with his right foot. If he is inconsistent for Belgium, it must be because he gets pushed to the right wing by Hazard

BlueAngel444:
Wait thought the Mertens deal was so Giroud could leave

I mean Mertens can play CF abi

Anyway if Willian leaves e no bad, but na wa o, after giving him number 10 shirt

Meertens is a winger that can play striker if we need him. He can cover both Willian and Giroud absence. Sarri only converted him to striker after selling Higuain 3 years ago. He still plays wing for Belgium.

kushercain:
Please be true

Meertens swap for Williian to Barca will work for the next 18 months.

We need more goals from the wing. Tammy numbers are good. You can't have your no9 on 15 goals and their wingers on 5 goals. Other teams are getting double digits goals from their wingers at this stage. This is the first area of improvement to look to rather than just replacing Tammy and expect our goal tally to improve significantly.

Win 1-0 - PARTÊ!
Win 2-1 - PARTÊ!
Win 2-0 and lose on penalties - PARTÊ!
Win 3-1, and lose on penalties - PARTÊ!
Draw - PARTÊ!
Lose - PARTÊ!

Any which way, today, today, we must party twice over the same matter!


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Kholiwe:
A rapist . HELL NO

Shut up. Fake outrage people moving their mouth Cho Cho Cho.

That lady was found with 2 other men's semên deposited in the 15 hours after she claimed Kobe raped her.

If someone rape you, will you go fück 2 other men in the next 15 hours?

The lady dropped her case because she said she knew she had little chance of winning.

Singapore1:
Apari : The Last Hair Bender!!!

This one weak me!

airmark:
Pkasso and Ibime, please i don't lead any Citadel, saying this for the umpteenth time. Dayo may be happy that he is the Aparisports leader, i don't do that sh11t.

Please don't disrespect those who reason along with my views, as if they are not brilliant enough to do it independently. For example, Dayo rated Belotti higher than Kane in 2017, the same year i wanted Chelsea to sign him. He also criticised Fraudiola for losing 4-0 at home with 11 players, something he claimed Bayern didn't experience under Ancelotti. Can we call him a low key 'Citadel' member, that i coerced into making those submissions?.

Please stop comparing my views and Dayo's. He is known to be a waffler, i am not.

Dayo should score himself on Citadel matrix so we can confirm if the above is true

afrodoc2:
Why do you score 10% for interchangeable criteria for Aparisports but only 5% for Citadel?

Power of personality. Raumdeuter is one man mopol.

pkasso:
You people no go kill persin. The Citadel vs Aparisports. The two dominant school of thoughts on football matters on Nairaland.

I personally don't subscribe wholly to their teachings. I feel some of Airmark's views while conservative and reasonable are slightly off while some of Raumdeuter's are downright heretical. Where do i start from? Is it his many attempts to distort football history as we know it or peddling false narratives and spinning intricate webs of logic and sophistry. The man is IBB and OBJ rolled into one. The world's foremost authority on the arcane discipline of Amalanomics

Raumdeuter has managed to gather a following of sorts. Individuals who look to learn the dark arts of logic manipulation from the master himself. His most illustrious student is one Elruditor who will carry on his legacy when the old fox can no longer continue. He started well but somewhere along the line he fell off. I personally find his arrogance amusing. The one wey burst my brain na his stubbornness in admitting Liverpool will win the league. Even going as far as saying he would literally eat his hand if they do. Well, we are already counting down.

There are also other members of both schools time and space will not allow us to discuss. Maybe another time.

There has also been indications of some previously unknown monikers seeking admission to either schools. One Sulele and one Expert guy comes to mind. Recruitment is clearly in progress with both sides looking to get some fresh faces in.

What started as a simple rivalry between two individuals with continually different opinions has blown up into something bigger. The like this section has never seen. Club affiliations are thrown aside. There is no Chelsea or Barca or Man Utd. There is only Citadel and Aparisports.

Will a third force emerge? One that might give these two a run for their money. We wait and see but for now We continue to follow this intriguing battle.

Good analysis Prof.

We will now highlight the key tenets that underpin both groups.

For example, if you score 70% and above in the following test, you qualify for membership of ApariSports. Readers should feel free to mark themselves.

If you agree that:

Pep is a God -20%
VVD is a fraud - 20%
Hazard is a shakushaku master - 20%
EPL is a weak league - 10%
Cuntay is a local fraud - 5%
Beasting finals is the criteria to differentiate players - 5%
Anything Airmark says is wrong - 5%
Net-spend is irrelevant, only total spend counts - 5%
Other interchangeabe criteria as Raumdeuter deems fit eg Belotti, Kychokewack, Boateng, KDB, David Luiz etc - 10%


Alternatively you can score yourself for membership of Citadel here. Anything above 70% qualifies you for membership:

Pep is a fraud - 20%
Hazard is a God - 20%
EPL is the best league - 10%
VVD is a God - 10%
Boateng is a calamity - 10%
Iniestas is a eunuch - 10%
KDB should not be mentioned with Hazard - 10%
Anything Raumdeuter says in wrong - 5%
Other interchangeabe criteria as Airmark deems fit - 5%

I score myself 20% on ApariSports criteria and 60% on Citadel. Which means that though I do not qualify for membership of Citadel, I lean more toward their views. How about you Prof?

donstan18:
You cannot loose what you don't have.

This was a very acerbic punchline. However you punched yourself also with your spelling of lose.

afrodoc2:
Good thesis, but you somehow missed the No 1 Citadel doctrinaire who also has 100% compliance with the doctrine originator.

No, Hensben has many divergent views.

Hensben is an independent thinker many times, for example Hensben backed Sarri where Airmark hated Sarri. I will say he has 85% compliance.

Greatihex:
lol. Because he licks you and raumdeuter's ass?

I am sure you know that he is a dummy, but, just to reward him for his loyalty and consistent asslicking you added his moniker.

Lordfalcao has never held any view that varies from Apari doctrine.

If membership of ApariSports or Citadel is based on how your views converge with Raumdeuter or Airmark, then Lordfalcaos convergence is 100%

He is the beloved disciple.

Top 3 generals based on view convergence

ApariSports
Raumdeuter - the doctrine
Lordfalcao - 100% compliance
Elruditor - 98% compliance


Citadel
Airmark - the doctrine
Chelseafan1 - 95% compliance (recent divergence over Hazards performance in Madrid)
Greatihex - 90% compliance

One can only imagine the horror in Kobe's mind when the helicopter engine spluttered, not for himself but for the life of his daughter beside him.

May we never be in a situation as fathers where we feel helpless as concerns our children's welfare.

RIP Kobe.

LordEmperoris1:
when will this war ever end?

house of citadel vs Aparisports limited.

House of Capulet vs House of Montague

This donstan18 is becoming a problem.

See as he is pressuring his opps

Woodward latest bright idea is to replace Ole with Southgate.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7929851/Gareth-Southgate-leading-contender-Manchester-United.html

This is what happens when a commercial executive rises too high in a football club and starts making football decisions.

May his days be long at Manure!


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A40:
And they warned Coutinho oh

What of Emre Can that was making shakara and left on a free thinking he is bigger than the club, only to become a spare part at Juve.

obo389:
She it has gotton to this that people cant report crime incident else, they will come back for you and take your life.
God help us.

Police are the ones who killed him.

People who Rob without guns do not suddenly produce a whole lot of guns the next day after he went to the Police.

FBS:
Its my birthday, Hooray!

Birthday is for young men egbon.

Happy birthday

We continue this partê with the dirtiest hip-hop song ever made. . . those who know know



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txXzlP5TZ8c

Best way to start a verse


I bomb atomically/ Socrates' philosophies/
And hypotheses/ can't define how I be droppin' these/
Mockeries/ lyrically perform armed robbery/
Flee with the lottery,/ possibly they spotted me/
Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits/
Tremendous/ ultra-violet shine blind forensics/



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Me, Unlimited22 and Skimpledawg at the front

Our Arsenal padis Roland17 and Swishh at the back in red bandana

The haters have arrived!


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Diggz greeting me as I arrive the partê venue


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Before partê even start, I've already sipped 3 cups of lean. Arriving the venue on cloud 9.


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The happiness bubbling inside me is uncontrollable. I am looking forward to this partê


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