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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kwara State TESCOM And SUBEB Recruitment by ibnlawal(m): 11:04am On Feb 27, 2021
Redlight12:
A friend of mine in the teaching sector in kwara state told me to forget about kwara state tescom,as only those with teaching qualifications would be considered,I was heartbroken.pls house how true is this?
That would be false. They wouldn't have shortlisted us if we are not needed. Moreover, they already cornered us with the 30 education examination question.
Even most educationists I know don't have the TRCN certificate.
Celebrities / Re: Kunle Afolayan Celebrates Tunde Kelani On 73rd Birthday (Photos) by ibnlawal(m): 6:57pm On Feb 26, 2021
The legendary Tunde Kelani, Happy birthday sir.
The movies directed by Pa Tunde Kelani are always a level above others. He's class personified. One of the best thing in Nollywood. I wish you a fulfilled living sir

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kwara State TESCOM And SUBEB Recruitment by ibnlawal(m): 12:30am On Feb 26, 2021
donbanj:


60 questions for 35 minutes.

30 on education
10 on English
10 on mathematics
10 on Current Affairs
Honestly, it sucks. Why would they set 30 education questions? It should have been like 10 or 15 considering non education graduates are also shortlisted. I even thought they would ask questions from the subject one applied for buh they had other plans.
I pray we scale through shaa

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by ibnlawal(m): 1:28pm On Feb 25, 2021
bennyflipy:
I need recommendation for comedy series like, two and half men, friends, infact any good comedy series biko.
Try Ted Lasso, trust me you will laugh your ass out
Politics / Re: Fatima, Atiku’s Daughter Revalidates Her Membership Of APC (Photos) by ibnlawal(m): 8:44am On Feb 24, 2021
Mikecold:
Atiku is another hypocritic Terrorist


He still is neck deep with buhari and the current Terrorists activities happening in the country.


He is a very good friend of sheik Gumi too
So sheikh Gumi is a terrorist? C'mon, that's absurd
Celebrities / Re: Joy Onumajuru Marks 30th Birthday, Visits Orphanage (Photos) by ibnlawal(m): 8:39am On Feb 24, 2021
I don't know her, and I've never heard of her buh the gesture was good. Happy birthday!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kwara State TESCOM And SUBEB Recruitment by ibnlawal(m): 6:31am On Feb 24, 2021
Redlight12:
pls I just checked my results am scared.pls is
there a pass mark
It will be released after the examination is concluded. There's no reason to be scared shaa
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kwara State TESCOM And SUBEB Recruitment by ibnlawal(m): 4:13pm On Feb 23, 2021
Half of the questions are education questions. They should've shortlisted only education graduates naa, sh*t is annoying olohun! I pray we scale through shaa

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Romance / Re: How Kim Kardashian Destroyed Kanye's Life by ibnlawal(m): 5:47pm On Feb 20, 2021
ChizzyBuna:

Ask yourself who is benefiting from all this divorce and the drama
It's the Kardashians
She gets the check$$$$$$ from his billions
And she will still use this divorce drama on their family Tv show.
Kanye doesn't own kardashians reality show
It's the Kim and her mother that own that show. So it's a double win from the Kardashians side and a loss to Kanye
Because this drama will make their tv rating go higher and her and her mother will be cashing out plus she will be collecting half of what Kanye owns
And how exactly is that your problem?
Nairaland / General / Re: Should Paternity Test Be Part Of Routine Blood Test Carried Out On A New Born? by ibnlawal(m): 3:58pm On Feb 20, 2021
Maybe It can be optional, buh If the woman has been faithful, there really should be no problem.
Nairaland / General / Should Paternity Test Be Part Of Routine Blood Test Carried Out On A New Born? by ibnlawal(m): 3:52pm On Feb 20, 2021
I saw this on reddit and think It's worth sharing here. I really think the government should inculcate the process coz It's just fucking scary when I think about the number of husbands that have fallen victim.
Romance / Re: Red Pill Analysis: Kim Kardashian And Kanye West by ibnlawal(m): 1:17pm On Feb 20, 2021
Doortun:


What is wrong with "in sickness and health"? He is still a high-functioning individual regardless. See if your brother or son married a retired-LovePeddler like Kim Kardashian and survive without becoming mentally deranged.

Nothing you said has nullified the red pill truth.

Kim is about to make another major move, get another man to break down. That is what modern women do.

She came from the street and to the street, she will return.

Whoop!
I knew she had relationship with Ray J whom she had the famous sex tape with, buh Drake. Damn! My first time hearing such.
Romance / Re: Red Pill Analysis: Kim Kardashian And Kanye West by ibnlawal(m): 1:12pm On Feb 20, 2021
Romanoff:


The fact that you think someone who schooled in Nigeria would not know what tdb means further buttresses that you're a halfwit whose existence could have been prevented by a rubber or a menstrual period.

Adiós.
Well, I schooled I'm Nigeria and I don't what it means. Educate my Ignorance, wtf does TDB means?
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by ibnlawal(m): 7:00pm On Feb 16, 2021
bolagabriella:

I got stuck at S3 E8. How can't just get over the fact that genarro helped ciro to kill his father despite all he did to his family and him. I felt a straight shot in the head was what he deserved from everyone. I felt basically because he was the protagonist, they let him get away with too many stuff and they aren't even smart about it. Everyone knew he was the villian, seeing they way the mafia killed each other without second thought, i felt someone should have given him a shot to the head or knee cap for his many betrayals.
I will rate it a 5.
Dude! That's the crime world, It's fucking brutal. There are no permanent enemies or friends in the street.
In power;
Kanan killed his son
Tariq killed his dad
Tommy killed his dad.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by ibnlawal(m): 10:47am On Feb 16, 2021
Iceiscold:
Downloading Gomorrah
Any one who has seen it should please rate over 10 for me
A very solid 9
A hardcore crime series devoid of any bullshit. It's as real as day. A typical Italian Mafia series, and a very enjoyable watch.
I tell you, the Italians make the best crime series. US can't contend with them in that genre. It is perfect. You will love it!
This series made me understand what Pasuma meant by Napoli like Lagos.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by ibnlawal(m): 5:20pm On Feb 15, 2021
Percival9:


Ads go kill him there grin grin
Abi naa
These days, It's almost all of them shaa
Education / Re: Some Funny Posts I Saw In ATBU Bauchi Aspiring Students Group. by ibnlawal(m): 8:08am On Feb 15, 2021
ForexSignal:
Speaking Good English does not determine a person intellect.
Supposedly, It should be the formal language for learning in Nigeria. So It does matter
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by ibnlawal(m): 6:30am On Feb 15, 2021
Bloomeverywhere:

Hello sir, Good day. pls where can I download Peaky Blinders? Thanks in anticipation.
Try o2tvseries . co . za or fztvseries . mobi
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by ibnlawal(m): 10:08am On Feb 13, 2021
Percival9:


All of them are bangers

Ozarks is a matured series
Entertaining

I will add POWER to the list incase he didnt watch it
Absolutely!
TV/Movies / Saw This On Reddit by ibnlawal(m): 9:47am On Feb 13, 2021
I think Don Pablo, Tony Soprano or Don Carleone should be at the middle. Thomas fucking Shelby is a legend tho

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by ibnlawal(m): 9:12am On Feb 13, 2021
Nwaotu10:
Series lovers, depression is pummeling me so hard, and I thought of seeing movies to abate it.

Please, I need someone to recommend a series for me that falls within these my favourites.

Breaking Bad
Prison Break
Money heist.

Thanks in anticipation.
The Wire
Wentworth
Monarca
Peaky Blinders
Gomorrah
Ozarks

If you love Spanish series, try Locked up.
These series are fast paced except Ozarks buh i figured since you liked BB, you would like Ozark.
Romance / Re: I Spotted This Fat Dude Outside My House By 4AM(Scary Photos) by ibnlawal(m): 1:30pm On Feb 04, 2021
Crazyben Indeed.
LA cruise la continua

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by ibnlawal(m): 11:11am On Feb 02, 2021
Jamsal18:
Hello fellas, can someone recommend me series like peaky blinders, Ozark or sex ed
Ozark- Try Breaking Bad
Sex Education- Try Elites
Peaking Blinders- Try The Sopranos
Celebrities / Re: Rahama Sadau Brother’s Wedding Pictures by ibnlawal(m): 8:55am On Feb 02, 2021
Damn!
Arewa people dey fine sha
Celebrities / Re: After 16 Years, Lady Shocked As She Stumbles On Her Husband Contact List by ibnlawal(m): 8:52am On Feb 02, 2021
I saved my girl's name with letter "N" and she's not really cool with it buh if she later upgrade to Wife, I'm most definitely renaming it to something romantic.
Her name is Nazeebah and it's kinda long, so letter "N" seems reasonable

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Celebrities / Re: After 16 Years, Lady Shocked As She Stumbles On Her Husband Contact List by ibnlawal(m): 8:39am On Feb 02, 2021
Jirehz:
Honestly I’ve had this same problem with all the girls I’ve dated.
I can’t do it!
My mom is the only one I saved her number with “momsy”

All the girls I’ve been here with find it absurd that I save their numbers with their full names.
What is wrong there?
I can’t save numbers with “my love”

One I had been with for 5+ years took it so serious and it caused issues between us.
What is wrong in saving your number with your name?

She was also angry that I can’t say her number off hand( said she memorized mine first week we started dating). My mom is the only person in the world I know her number off hand. My only number I know off hand is my first ever number. I can’t even say my current main line off hand.

angry
C'mon! Wife ain't GF
It's wrong to save her name like she's nobody. His wife of 16 years, haba!

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Crime / Re: Cultist Rapes 13-Year-Old Girl To Death In Benue; Threatens Her Family (Photo) by ibnlawal(m): 3:50pm On Jan 30, 2021
Damn! The wickedness of man knows no bound.
An eye for an eye. That motherfucker should be castrated. I pray he never knows peace till he's six feet under.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: South Africa's Military Ends Hijab Ban For Muslims by ibnlawal(m): 11:38am On Jan 29, 2021
Great development!
9ja, how far?

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by ibnlawal(m): 11:28am On Jan 29, 2021
Bitchiamjay:
LUPIN!
Overrated as fvck

grin grin

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Sports / Re: Onuachu Named Man Of The Match In Genk’s Win Vs Zulten Waregem by ibnlawal(m): 2:29pm On Jan 28, 2021
robosky02:

Red-Hot Onuachu: I Love Scoring Goals

Genk forward Paul Onuachu says scoring goals is his primary duty after firing a brace in the club’s 3-0 home win against Zulte-Waregem on Wednesday, reports Completesports.com.

Onuachu increased his goal tally to 22 following another impressive for Genk at the Luminus Arena.

The victory ended Genk’s four-match winless in the Belgian Pro League.


“Scoring is my job, hey”, a delighted Onuachu said after the game.


The forward also reflected on his two goals in the game.

“I realise better than anyone that I am not a player who will dribble a few players myself … I need my teammates to score.”

“With that first goal Ito does a fantastic job with that heel. Munoz came over again. That boy is crazy, he keeps going. As a striker I just had to be there,” he explained.

“At the corner of the second goal I faced a very big , strong boy (Seck, ed.). So I had to think quickly to get rid of him. I did not do that on strength, but by quickly changing direction.”

Dude! They played 3-2
Politics / Re: Oladiran Oladokun: Fulani Seized Our Farms, Killed, Raped, Kidnapped Us In Oyo by ibnlawal(m): 11:08am On Jan 26, 2021
Damn!
This is inhumane. I'm not one of life greatest worriers buh fulani herdsmen scares the shit out of me, they really do. The level of atrocities these people have done is disheartening, and they do it with impunity.
Everyone will reap what they sow, posterity will judge us all.

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