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Education / Re: Unbelievable! Poly Student Union Gives Meritorious Awards To Cult Groups [see PH by ibnlawal(m): 10:55pm On Nov 25, 2020
Unprecedented Madness! This is on another fvcking level....TF is the comrade thinking

Properties / Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by ibnlawal(m): 4:46pm On Nov 25, 2020
Don't come home late, our gate will be closed by 10pm.
I told him I'm an avid football fan, that perhaps sometimes I might be a little late. He said I should pack out then.

The caretaker had to intervene. Then he laid out another set of rules; Don't touch my vegetables, Pay security money, ur female friends too much, and several others.... I was like TF, security bill? I lasted a year then packed out to exactly opposite his house, we still see almost everyday and I always do my best to greet him.
The wife and I are still cool tho, she seems more reasonable than the man

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Celebrities / Re: Cubana Chief Priest Sprays Bundles Of Money On A Couple by ibnlawal(m): 3:28pm On Nov 23, 2020
Uprightness100:
I know many will be like wowww! See cash! too much cash and so on!

As you admire and wish for these things,
My Admonishment to you is ;
Be careful of the things of this World!
The things of this World can disappoint!
The devil has so much magnified these things and made them look enticing, attractive and Facinating. Don't fall for his trap!

What is Paramount and important is seek the Kingdom of God and His Righteousness..
The things of Heaven never ever Disappoints..

Refuse the urge to sell your soul in order to belong..
Refuse the urge to get it by all Means...
Nobody carries 1naira to Eternity..
My friend shut the fvck up...Me cheionu! GBE enu e dake! Yi shiru!

You will be forming moral and religious standard on every post. Spare us the hypocrisy of everything man!
You get money, na vanity!
You no get money, na vanity!
Everybody go kuku die noni

Who's selling soul here now? Na all these religious muthafuckers dey dine with devils self... End time pastors and alfas everywhere.
If I hear pim for ur mouth again....

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy To Celebrate 38th Birthday With 20 Fans by ibnlawal(m): 3:25pm On Nov 23, 2020
38 bawoo?
This man should be close to 50....Aje!
Na everybody dey use football age. Anyways, Age with grace

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Romance / Re: I'm 39 and I have no husband or boyfriend. Please help by ibnlawal(m): 2:53pm On Nov 23, 2020
All na cruise

OP na man
Education / Re: Omo Al Qalam University No Be Here, See 400 Level Questions! by ibnlawal(m): 2:41pm On Nov 23, 2020
Aswear! First class pass first class

Shey you wan dey compare first class of this school with Unilorin or OAU and the likes ni.
See mumu questions naa, for 300L students... Ha!

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by ibnlawal(m): 11:01am On Nov 21, 2020
toluxa1:
Shows like Dark and Suburra, is it best to watch the English or the Original Language with English subtitle
It's always best to watch the non English shows with their original language and English subtitle.

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Family / Re: 17-Year-Old Son Impregnates His Younger Sister In Nasarawa by ibnlawal(m): 10:53am On Nov 21, 2020
Axmondthuglife:
Things dey make!!! Although incest happens almost everywhere. I read a thread where a man was jailed for impregnating his daughters
Daughters... Azin plural??

You are kidding, right?
Family / Re: 17-Year-Old Son Impregnates His Younger Sister In Nasarawa by ibnlawal(m): 10:49am On Nov 21, 2020
sapphiere:
Remember what I said months ago?
I said
Yeah! I remembered and some people actually came for you.
It is still very wrong to say it buh I honestly understand your point. Strange things are happening, Taboos everywhere...May God have mercy

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Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Ibile Shows "Palliative" Dance Moves by ibnlawal(m): 10:19pm On Nov 19, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright
All these untalented moda fuckkkers don start again
The only zlatan with talent is Zlatan Ibrahimovic
..
Ogbeni calm down.....grab your weed make you listen to these artiste below.....then make you come back come tell me wether zlatan ibile get talent
j cole
The weekend
Imagine dragons
Jesse jags
Sia
Burna boy
2face
Katty pery
Passenger
Bruno Mars
WizKid( Balogun the big boy)
Avicii( rest in peace)
Twenty one pilot
The Chainsmokers
Dig the kid
Cold play
Khalid
Maroon 5
Calum scot
John legend
Selena Gomez
Post malone( the music wizard)
Ellie Goulding
Christiana aquilera
A great big world
Rita ora
Clean bandit
Dua lipa
Martin garixx
Major Lazer
The night
Edsheeran
Taylor swift
One direction
Lewis capaldi
Sam smith
Ariana Grande
Kehlani
Billie eilish
Camilo Cabello..
Now this is an impressive list and I can finally attest to the fact that you are a real nigga, lol

Buh you didn't add Kendrick Lamar, Eminem, and the likes.
God! I miss Jesse Jagz. Too much weed and drugs self no good. Jesse Abaga is more talented than any Nigerian rapper buh drugs no go gree
Romance / Re: Is It Advisable To Date A Girl Who Is A Member Of Brotherhood Of Cross & Star? by ibnlawal(m): 10:08am On Nov 19, 2020
emkz:


Me nice? Tufiakwa. I just didn't want to dishonour the man by hitting hard on the questioner. It can be tiring as you can imagine.
Mad people everywhere....
Ogbeni! Maloma disguise faa

Buh you still seem like a nice guy. Others should have rubbished the questioner. Thumbs up man!
Phones / Re: How To Read Deleted Whatsapp Messages Without App by ibnlawal(m): 9:38am On Nov 19, 2020
Dreamliner787:


What happens with my chat history in main WhatsApp app?
Without changing WhatsApp, mine just disappeared yesterday morning.....what could be the cause?

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Education / Re: Emmanuel Nworie The First Class Mathematician About To Be Stolen By Canada.. by ibnlawal(m): 2:53pm On Nov 18, 2020
Notatribalist:
Learn to recognize a joke when you see one.He was just joking
It's obvious the guy was just having fun. Dunno why people can see that...

Guy just dey catch cruise naa

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Crime / Re: Benin Cult Clashes: Dead Bodies On The Streets (Graphic Video/Pics) by ibnlawal(m): 8:50am On Nov 16, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Too bad....
A life without ruggedity is not worth living but the need to use sense can not be over emphasized



Ogbeni....twenty man shall fall if them cross my lane
Unto who i be...
Them bam Jesus for wilderness.....black na the colour
This is a public forum bro and you are still flaunting it. If SARS catch you ehnnn grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Bbnaija Erica When She Was Dark Causes Confusion On Social Media. by ibnlawal(m): 10:36pm On Nov 13, 2020
IntersexSherry:
That picture was toned oh or she took it in a dark area. Before, the only way to know a naturally lightskinned person is through the color of their elbows, knuckles, knee and feet. Also ynash is hard to bleach. But well Bobrisky is totally bleached without recognition. So creams don dey improve nowadays
You dey mind them ni

Camera self differ

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Celebrities / Re: Erica Signs Star Radler And Legend Stout Endorsement Deals by ibnlawal(m): 7:50pm On Nov 13, 2020
thatigboman:
That's how Stars roll. Erica is the best that has appeared on BBNaija.
Lickers, touts and agberos of the nonentity, very ugly, very black, very short, paedophile, rapist,HIV AIDS patient, tiny skinny sickler, weed-smoking cultist laycoon can keep masturbating and keep hating, levels are levels
Guy! You fvck up. I like this Erica babe too buh this is way too much.

Grow the fuvk up!

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Celebrities / Re: Wentworth Miller: 'I Am Gay & I Don't Want To Play Straight Characters Anymore' by ibnlawal(m): 2:25pm On Nov 11, 2020
I can't imagine a Prison Break without Michael Schofield, they should just drop it. The series has already run its course

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by ibnlawal(m): 9:40pm On Nov 09, 2020
Buzzer99:
Abeg who don watch american Gods??
Drop reviews

It's bang average. Taste differs, you may try it tho
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by ibnlawal(m): 8:12am On Oct 28, 2020
Nova15:


But you have to be observant to know when you've exhausted the night bundle so that you don't also use up your main sub. Because unlike MTN, airtel won't alert you went the night sub is abt to finish.

It's better to get another Airtel sim oo. Sometimes, you will get carried away and one's calculations of the used night plan data is always wrong.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by ibnlawal(m): 6:57am On Oct 19, 2020
XINOIX:



watch six flying dragons best Korean series that I have ever watched till today 10/10 for me
Absolutely a great series, nobody would regret watching that series.

Buh recently Korean series seem like a turn off to me, like I couldn't even go past mid episode 6 in King-the eternal monarch. A series which was spearheaded by one of me fav actors, Lee Min Ho

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by ibnlawal(m): 6:17am On Oct 17, 2020
CuteMercury:
Oktoberfest is the peaky blinder of Germany. so many similarities with the peaky blinders and damm!! the women are beautiful, i never knew Germans are this beautiful. Now i am beginning to believe that there is more to series than just American series. Germany, spain, England, Russia, France, south korea all have top notch series. by the way OKtoberfest is 10/10 for me.
Let's see other people's opinion first coz the ratings is kinda low IMDB. Going with you now would be crass, as you have a reputation for hyping stark mediocre series.

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Education / Re: Why Lion Is The King Of The Beasts [shocking Photos Speak] by ibnlawal(m): 10:08am On Oct 14, 2020
EmeraldKing7:


Even we humans will die if we end civilization and decide to walk alone...But with pooled resources and social contract to form a society,we survived dangerous animals and adverse weather conditions even though we have a feeble structure

The male lion is similar to the King in the game of chess.Not the strongest compared to the Queen but when the King is captured the game ends.

Just like when the Male of a Pride gets killed or defeated,the pride ends

Wow! So many intelligentsias here. Great analogy! I would love to know more about these animals, do you mind giving me some of your sources?


Zimri thread is always an interesting one
Education / Re: Why Lion Is The King Of The Beasts [shocking Photos Speak] by ibnlawal(m): 10:01am On Oct 14, 2020
Lavisha:

Who talked about the Tiger?!

Even the Tiger is vulnerable in an unfamiliar territory.
I am a Biologist trying to let you know it's the territory that makes Everybeing what they are.
Your opinions are always dead on.
A zoologist, right?

Can you list some websites where I can attain more info on Lions and the likes
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by ibnlawal(m): 9:21pm On Oct 13, 2020
Blueelf:


Game of thrones

Band of brothers(old show tho)

The pacific(another old show)

haunting of hill house

Narcos

Suits...

Shall i continue or do i stop here smiley
Exquisite taste buh only Band Of Brothers and GOT made my top 10. I haven't seen The Pacific tho
Narcos, great show! Buh top 10, Nah
Suits! It was my best legal series till i watched Boston Legal, A great show nonetheless.
So I don't actually see the superior taste here tho
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by ibnlawal(m): 9:00pm On Oct 13, 2020
The Fall is one of the best psychological thrillers out there, it can't possibly get better than this. It's dark, scary, and the actors did a superb job.

Its very well in the league of Hannibal buh less gory and more realistic.
8/10 is my rating.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by ibnlawal(m): 7:51pm On Oct 10, 2020
Achilles100:
kiss
Good news.....I feel like dancing right now.
grin grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by ibnlawal(m): 4:20pm On Oct 10, 2020
Machini:
Please my fellow sane people, would it be possible to create another thread for sane people that would know better not to litter the whole thread with spoilers every minute? Please.. and I propose whoever violates that thread would be banned.

I'm just tired.

Lol

Maybe a whatsapp group shaa
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by ibnlawal(m): 10:08pm On Oct 09, 2020
iamconcept:



This show is addictive mehn.. After Bea I thought it was gonna go bad but it maintained standard...

I am still sad sha
The standard kinda dropped when Bea left. Its just that the standard after Bea is still much better than most series.

Post Bea Wentworth can't contend with Bea Wentworth.
The show was a solid 9 during Bea's time, after Bea should be 7.5. It's still a much revered show tho
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by ibnlawal(m): 10:18pm On Oct 07, 2020
Chibudollar:
Am I the only one here that prefer Series to Movies, not that I don't watch movies but I just prefer TV series.
Makes the two of us
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by ibnlawal(m): 1:19pm On Oct 05, 2020
Twelve minutes into Ted Lasso and I'm already feeling it
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by ibnlawal(m): 11:24pm On Oct 03, 2020
Seriously, Susan Jenkins BOOMER is good. Like fvcking good, she's one of the reason why I didn't abandon the show when Bea and Franky left.

She's an excellent actress.

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Travel / Re: Truck Rams Into Tricycle In Onitsha, One Dies, Others Injured (Disturbing Photo) by ibnlawal(m): 1:43pm On Oct 03, 2020
Haha!
Sad news everywhere. O'lord! Have mercy

I pray the deceased souls find peace in the abyss.

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