₦airaland Forum

[quote author=lalasticlala post=29897233][/quote]the 400000 barrels of oil na from lagos abi oyo state dem dey drill am? When obj was doublng as the president n minister for petroleum, did u cry foul? Bunch of foolish touts callng demselves leaders. No wonder gej called them TOUTS.
Na awa oyel money, if una like vote right but if una no like we go show una say na we get d oyel.

SUBMARINE:
Nice write up

Unfortunately a lot of APC fans even on Nairaland are e terrorists.


This election is a victory GEJ must win in the spirit of equity as shown to the SW people

SS must have their complete 8years or APC should find other sources to fund their government and everyone should get ready to feed themselves.

As for we the people of SE, we are fully in support of SS right to 2 terms


Say No to political slavery

seconded..
Incase e happen, buhari will hv to fund his govt wif yam n onions money. Thnk GOd oyel price is going down n no buyer.

360command:
ignorance is what is killing you. That same elephant defeated S.eagles 2 nations cup back.

afta defeating us they won d cup bah?
mumu

ba7man:
Dude, use your Brain naa, its free.

Must you act like GEJ

I'm supposed to reveal your folly to you but I know you on this forum, you reject knowledge.

e beta mek i act like gej than illiterate aboki

legalwealth:
This is sad but God will continue to keep his watch over us all this new year! !!

they say heaven help those who help themselves, what is fashola doing wif billions he gets from security vote? the number of deaths from petty robbery alone in lagos is now competing wif the casualty figures in northeast nigeria, yet he will hv the guts to open his gutter mouth n criticize gej. .useless leaders!

Aitee1:
OBJ ready to collect his share I guess

Polithieficans!!!

udom is lighdt, he s lighdt n faid
oh apppy day

mustahagreens:
Pretty lady. Wish Shepoppotamus could learn the secret

i see envy n jealousy in ur post. Whr patience jonathan is today ur whorish mum will i mean can never attain such height. Go record this prophesy in ur books.

Failbuhari 14, day of reckoning for so many fiful.

virginboy1:
Eight years ago when I got the news that my mum was pregnant,I was devastated,while everybody were busy expressing the mantra "every child is a blessing".I wasn't happy because another child from a family of 7 will be coming to join this difficult society and as the first Issue of the Family I wasn't comfortable due to the unforseen burden I was going to carry.I pondered over it and got over it with time.

Fast Forward to this year 2015,I just got a news that my mom is pregnant again.
As the 1st child,I am really worried,perplexed and scared.Why?"Finance Responsibilities".

I wonder why many parent create burdens for the first child knownily and unknownily.Moreover,I am still a student.Am disappointed in my dad though.
Also,my mom is in her late 40s,I am afraid of her health,at times I do feel pity and sad for her whenever she walks with weakness and tiredness.

Please all expereinced and knowlegable nairalanders,I need your opinion,discretion,assertions and adviced on this issue please.Thank You.

go n vote buhari, n he will sTABILIZE ur conditions.
-i heard he is going to stabilize everything when he comes in even CORRUPTION!

ChinemeOkpan:
Even if Buhari presents the wrapper of Gala as his certificate, Nigerians will vote for him enmasse

What has Nigeria benefited from a Phd President?

Insecurity

Poverty

Terrorism

Nigerians are tired, they are suffering. They want change

After Febuhari, FFK has the permission of all Nigerians to go and sample all available penetrable holes in Kirikiri

is fashola suffering?
is tinubu suffering?
abi r u d spoke man of nigerians?
who gave u the power to speak for entire nigerians?
nigerians r sufferng yet we dont hv cases of kwarshiokor like we did experience during biafra pogrom. do u really knw what u want as a nigerian?
.u think buhari will come n erase corruption jst like that?
r u aware corruption thrives more in states than in federal govt?
how will buhari achieve this feat esp being some state will definately be pdp state n the assmbly is 100percent loyal to d governor?
anwser these questions n get my vote

vantage7:
Even your boss that has been talking about "rifle" and "phone number" and "price of a Peugeot" (I still can't believe he said that) has not mentioned certificate because he knows it is a no-go area in the sense that he knows for a fact that Buhari's qualifications are indisputable. I still can't wrap my head around the thinking of some Nigerians who sincerely believe Buhari is an illiterate because he has so far not produced his particulars.

but buhari is illiterate now. abi can he emphatically pronounce the word CORRUPTION? Tell am n hear his own version.

Dee60:
I think he is right.

PDP led government has so much squandered our resources that if they are voted to power again it might become free for all looting that will result into total collapse of the economy and the country.

The falsehood and lies being peddled around by these guys are just too enormous.

I may not be a fan of Buhari, but I think this present government is doing more harm than good to the future of Nigeria.

n what harm r u talkng abt? pls expantiate wif proofs

Adminisher:
They are lying to you and it is working g because you all are the Abacha generation kids. What do you mean Jonathan is fixing? Has Nigeria ever stopped fixing?'
People are comparing a well resourced civillian regime with the worst of the military and giving it fake good marks. As a young primary school pupil in the seventies I never for once stopped seeing new construction, New roads, plants, railways, airports and so on... till Babangida and Abacha came in. It was part of school quiz to know which projects were going on and when they would be completed. My major problem with Jonathan is corruption and hoodwinking people triple financed projects with a lot of corruption and almost getting away with it because after all there is something o show.

It is becoming ridiculous what people are doing. Babangida and Abacha destroyed Nigeria and we are just getting out of it but don't compare a civilian regime with those regimes start giving marks that are not deserved.

Has Amaechi not developed PH, has Akpabio not developed Akwa Ibom what about the most difficult of the lot, Lagos?. When you give undeserved praise to a government that made $500bn in oil and gas over 5 years and is delivering basic, shoddy infrastructure then you are encouraging mediocrity.

I had the same anger at Buhari' s PTF during Abacha regime and all the praises heaped on the body that after all.we're giving us what we deserved citizens. Infrastructure is not the business of political administrations, they should run as long term projects independent of whoever is in power. No political party should e allowed to stop a project t that is in the long term plan and frankly no party deserves credit for infrastructure. If Buhari wins in February he is going to be commissioning a lot of projects started in Jonathan's admin most note worthy might be the New Niger Bridge but only a big IDIOT would give him credit.

d 500bn dolls is it for jona's fed govt alone?

omenka:
So presidential!! My respect for this man increases by the minute.

Ride on sir while they keep talking about "single rifles" and "phone numbers".

hw abt staBILIZING OIL price?

fijiano202:
He was my bestie in sec school but after graduation we kinda lost contact...some years back I was cleaning my room and I saw my old notebook with his drawing at the back...i just laugh and told my sis abt him but to my greatest surprise he called me later that night that he just got my number from one of our old school mate and he wanted to check on me...we gisted for a while but we still keep in touch till today after that bizarre occurrence

so did de coincidence change d price of ogi for market?

BuddhaPalm:
Have you ever had 'weird' improbable coincidences happen to you.

Wrong question really. As life, as we know it, only exists because of improbable 'coincidences'.


So, I'll rephrase: Let's share stories of notable low-probability coincidences we've experienced.

It could be an answered prayer, a strong wish fulfilled, a last-minute 'miracle', or a bank error in your favour - lol, but that you really, really needed at that point in time. Etcetera.


It doesn't have to be Guinness-World-Records grade.

Might just be someone offering you a cup of coffee unexpectedly - when you wanted coffee, or having an old, long-lost friend call - after you just thought of them.


There are certain theories of the universe, where thoughts create our reality. And intent the architect of your experience.

But without labeling these as religious-this or scientific-that, let's just share them as they happened. As open-mindedly as possible...and just let everyone 'hold' their pre-existing conclusions.


I'll lead with the stories...

I first had such an experience in JSS 2.

Then, I was a Christian, strongly believed in the Virgin Mary, and attended a Catholic secondary school.

On the surface, my intention was simple enough. I wanted to take the 5th position, out of about 130 students (combined result). So I asked the Virgin Mary for assistance.

I said the rosary daily - till the end of the term. In retrospect, I didn't bother about the mechanics of how she'd do it. I just had full belief.

100%.

At the end of the term, I took exactly 5th, and wasn't the least surprised. It was expected.

But looking back now, that was, no doubt, a 5-star miracle.

You could take 1st position by trying your best to score the highest possible marks in all tests and exams. Or the last position by failing to pick up any marks through all tests and exams.

But...How the heck does one take 5th through 10 subjects with 3 tests & 1 exam each?

Guess that opens the floor. Let's hear yours .

pls wat is COIN-CIDENCE?
LEMME start with this first"ly.

Franchise21:
Go bk n cross-check all Amaechi's quotes against GEJ

/go back n re-read the entire post.
what s d duties of a governor?
abi governor no dey bayelsa again becos jonathan na presido?

siraj1402:
Hummmmm,opin aye de.May God save us from the evil of money.Now GEJ said he will fight corruption when re elected, forgotten that he nourish corruption for good 6 years.I'm sure he will do reverse of his promise if re elected (God forbid)or who is more corrupted than his team of campaigns? FFK and the rest,will he prosecute them?

do u knw umana okon umana?
lemme sensitize u a bit........ he was d perm sec in ministry of finance from 1999-2003. from 2003-2007 he was d commissioner of finance during gov'r attah's regime. he was the major financier of akpabio's election in 2007 n was compensated for d post of ssg in the state cabnet. they say he his a dare-devil n he masterminded almost if not all d killings dat happened in d state prior to 2011 guber election. he is an institution in the state just like baba iyabo, they say he has money more than akpabio, n people that hv gone to visit him via campaign n election matters says monies he gives out is money that has soludo signature, mostly 2003 currency. some r being rejected in d bank. let me summarize d long sermon, mr UMANA OKON UMANA is d APC gubernatorial aspirant for akwa ibom state.
now let me ask u a simple question, if buhari wins, paradventure umana lose will buhari prosecute him since he was part of the pdp mess?

Franchise21:
Amaechi too dey talk bt directly or indirectly, he speaks d truth

what s d truth abt all he said?
so jonathan shud leave region wif more work n focus on his homestead?
so what will dickson do wif the state budget of abt 51billion naira monthly wif less than 600,000 citizens? some nigerians r big fOOLS.
ARE u aware fg pays POLICE, NAVY, AIRFORCE, ARMY, ROAD SAFETY, IMMIGRATION, CIVIL DEFENSE, JUDICIARY, DOCTORS, NURSES, MORE THAN 50,000 CIVIL SERVANTS, CBN STAFFS, CUSTOMS, NNPC, ETC. HOw many workers r in state govt payroll?
foolish citizens wif opaque reasoning.

shachris03:
The only place developed in bayelsa is Jonathans kindred. Every bayelsan knows that Jonathan is only trying for his family alone.

so u wan tell us say timipre dey stay for mud house?

arsetalks:
What point has he made? The same person who claimed stealing is not corruption? Are you kidding me? He has no moral right to discuss pick-pockets when he and hiss allies are busy stealing and claiming it is not corruption.

are u dat pained? wen obj was steaiing n killing whr were u?

tit:
i love jonathan!
and i do not have Ijaw family.
i have Ijebu, Ikom, Enugu, Mongunu, Ajaka and Eggon family branch.
But no Ijaw for our family.

that boy omenka is a little tout that shud be ignored, ask him weada na ijaws be al d ministers in naija?

.news like dis meks me not to acquire assets so that wn i die thr will be no fights.

obiZEAL:
No need for that....two of them will be cooling off in kiri kiri come february.
I trust GMB

wif which money? hope not niger delta oyel money........
talk is cheap. i dare if ur GMB will hv d guts to even jail asari not to talk of GEJ. its like una no want make nigeria dey in one piece!

different gods speaking to different nigerian political pastors cum prophets.
all a dem seeking for what to eat.

so hw dis news fit bring back 25th december 2014?

Yomieluv:
When too much power is vested on a woman,she tends to misbehave..

PEJ is a classic example of a power drunk woman,which she has shown in many times. She has elevated her unconstitutional office to that of the presidency,if not for anything,I would want her husband out of aso-rock because of her..

No wonder OBJ listed her as part of the five presidents ruling us...

Power drunk first lady.

bros every women are power drunk, unless na gay woman u marry.

teemanbastos:
shex jux crying over spilt milk..
Shez going bak home kum 2015 with ha hubby

which milk?
breast milk or cowbell?

.ngozi okonjo will be laffing out loud now in her bedroom. imagine people that wanted rubbishng madam okonjomics now being ridiculed.
God bless my amiable president.

agricultural transformatn, i guess it is also visionless.
Osinbajo judge not for ye will not be judge!

ATOB:
She is probably right though it shouldnt be a criteria or selection to dating.

Girls should hook up with a good guy they come accross before they are 25 and counting. Reality of life is that its more difficult to settle down nowadays.

Anyway, I find myself not going out or planning activities with my supposedly babe because im not mobile. Though planning on getting one soon.

Mhen its not convenient at all.

buy beta one o, cos e get sme cars wey i dey see people drrive me wey for leg de pity dem seriously.