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clemz88:
meci boku

adios cerci

clemz88:
Who is he ? Is he a rugby star?

nah, he plays CRICKET. He just lost by 60 wicket to 1.
bonjour mr ibu

HirstMOG:
Do you think am as jobless as you are? On my way to the office!

!bros u still a kid, go back n learn hw to live life.
am jobless yea but aint a thief. u r workng yet u steal more than my governor.

HirstMOG:
Do you even have a brian? You don't even know the world population. Dumb ass!!

oh ho ho ho ho ho.............
chai so knowng d world population makes one brainiack?
u so funny.
dumb BOTTOM are u alright?

HirstMOG:
Do u av a mama? Lol!!

:hope u ok now?
come collect 20naira go buy biscuit chop. e too early to cry of hunga

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,mods ban this boy.
u get money open website, u no get small money to do advert for nairaland, na shortcut do make dem kick bank-oLE comot for ogun guber race, u still get mind wan follow do SHORTCUT?
CHAi mods do d needful!

HirstMOG:
That means you are still thinking from your mother's back then. Always read well bbefore placing comments.

so thinkng from my mum's back na badthing abi?
thank God for my mama, best in every 10billion mamas, do u ha ve a mama?

Anaskie:
Bros no vex abeg, did you read the topic?

OF course i read it from top to bottom.
taught the wasterners n nUTherners blame gej for everycalamities that happens in the country. so im tryng to remind n help them campaign for CHANGE. U knw evrytime tragedy occurs, GEJ name must be mentioned n at d end SAI BUHARI will grace the footnote.
?vote for change oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

HirstMOG:
Must you bring your personal problems to the social meia every time? What concern GEJ with this issue now? People like u, ur baby de use u like mumu 4 house.

i dont live in a house, i stay in my dad's home.
dont even hv a baby either.
so ur post is VOID!

gej must go. can u imagine what he has turned our youths into?
thank God 2015 we have a good opportunity to send him back to otuoke. lai mohammed.


vote apc for change
dont vote buhari for change!

TheRealMrStan:
Happy Sunday to all Nairalanders,

Here's inviting Nairalanders to drop or share their prayer requests or prayer points on this thread.

There are many Pastors on Nairaland too, we are equally inviting them to come on board this thread, quote genuine prayer requests and pray for the Nairalander making those requests.

Alight now, let's go spiritual.

need God to bless me financially, spiritually, n materially.
also want GOD to guide me n my family plus my friends n also protect us through out this festive season.
finally i want God to fulfil His promises in my life.
i will come back n give testimonies.
halleluyah!!!!

Jennimma:
From Tosyne2much our favourite Mr. 10 types of... Please don't forget to pray for his fast recovery,thank you



This write-up is based on my encounter and observation. Moreso,I also fall in at least one of the categories.

1. The one who wants to open to the book of Revelations but will start searching from Genesis


2. The one who doesn't know where a particular bible verse is located but he will use you as case study because he doesn't want to be left out...You can easily mislead this people. "Open
to Matthew and he will open to Matthew even if the pastor asks the congregation to open to
Deutereonomy.


3. The one who will check the table of contents for accuracy.The pastor says Open to Genesis and you'd find him checking the table of contents, "Open to Mark",he will still check table of contents(just name it).


4. When a pastor calls a bible verse and you all heard him. He will start searching and get confused on the way only for him to turn to you and ask you the chapter the pastor called. Sometimes I really wonder what he's thinking and thinking.


5. The ones who is using a New Testament Bible. When the pastor calls a bible verse in Old Testament,he will start searching his bible as if he has it there...if i hear say he dey dia(forming things)


6. The one whose Bible is torn. When the pastor calls a Bible verse which seems to be torn off from his bible,he will concentrate and begin reading another verse because he doesn't want you to notice he has a torn bible.


7. The one who will open his bible within the twinkle of an eye,ask them to open a bible verse that has only one page and you'll be amazed. I wonder how these people are so accurate in searching.


8. The ones who will never locate a bible verse not until after the church has forgotten they ever read the bible verse.



9. The ones who open the bible verse and start looking as if it was written in French. You will see discomfort and insecurity registered on their faces the moment the pastor tells them to narrate what the bible verse is talking about.


10. The ones who don't open their bible at all. They come to church with a bible but won't open it rather they would be staring at people's clothes,shoes,phones just name it.


Which category do you fall under?

u dey ask me?

Abagworo:
If Buhari does not emerge then Nigerias hope is in Kwankwaso or Okorocha. Jonathan in 2015 is like condemning ourselves to hell on earth.

A-BAG-OF-OGOGORO.
HW WORK?

Caseless:
u are a headless goat!

a goot without head is a meat.
a goat with head is a fool. u are a bigheaded GOAT.

changes1:
guys aren't smiling.

T0t0 putting men into trouble since the time of Adam and eve.

T0t0 got Adam out of the garden of eden, got Abraham into trouble of bearing Ishmael: hence the probs we're facing in the world today.

T0t0 got Samson into trouble, made king David commit murder (Uriah) etc.

The fear of T0to is the beginning of wisdom.

Sorry to the lady and I hope they catch the man.

u forget to add that without t0t0, we wouldnt hav been here.
t0t0 is awesome.

somewhere in portharcourt one man will become a billionaire dependng on hw many shops were burnt.





.n that s what oyibo calls rocket science

rodeo0070:
If you know you don't have something meaningful to say, kindly keep quiet.

mumu

rodeo0070:
please wats the meaning of the SME data seller?

do u also school in france?

Crocz:
Dude, I aint even an hausa man and I don't give a shyit about 'em

I just call it as I see it...Ojukwu was a murderer!

gowon was?

Crocz:
You can blame Ojukwu for that!
But for this WE blame Jonathan...he is charged with protecting lives and property of Nigerians (security), if you can't do the basic things as President then what are you doing in office?

this happened in kano state sir, n i believe by my lil knowledge we practice federalism in nigeria where states have their own administrators or prolly governors. what is the duties of the state governor sir? or is there no governor in kano state? what's his duties as the governor?

OrlandoOwoh:
This man spoke like a true party man not driven by selfishness.

-in linguistics its called SUFFERING AND SMILING.

barcanista:
Thank you Senator Abe. You have the support of the entire riverine and Ogoni people to return to the Senate. I so appreciate your support and future support to the incoming governor, Hon Dakuku Peterside. Let me also use this medium to assure the entire Rivers People that the Government of Hon Dakuku Peterside will not only bring development to Rivers state, but it will unite the State. I implore my Riverine brothers to ensure that PDP's Nyesome Wike and other PDP candidates do not secure 1% of the total vote in the riverine region. We shall take the state to greater height and return power to Ogoni in 2023.

God Bless Rivers State

2023? wetin do 2015? abi ogonis no get person or na apc no just want give dem tiket?

n who will vote for kwankwaso?
i guess d suicide bombers, goats, rams, dogs n cows. i heard they were also counted in d last population census.

teemanbastos:
[size=72pt] NO NAIRALANDER WOULD BE A VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE IJn.. amen[/size]

me i want to be a victim of UNCOMMON TRANSFORMATION.

monemsis:
Aircraft 8,000 and u peeps say it cheap when witchcraft travel is free

bros who told u its free? do u knw hw many gallons of blood dem dey charge per flight?
dey dia

fammy101:
Plz who is Desmond Elliot coz I skooled in france...............

pls wat is france cos i stay at ilasa.

yashau:
Popular Nollywood actor, Desmond Elliot has emerged
as the candidate to represent All Progressive Congress
(APC), Surulere constituency in the incoming Lagos
State House of Assembly (LAHA), election in 2015, after
winning the ticket at APC primaries held in Lagos on
Tuesday.
Desmond defeated his counterpart, Mr. Kabiru Lawal to
it this afternoon.
Meanwhile, another celebrity Kenny Saint Brown (KSB)
who also contested in the primaries to represent Ikeja
constituency at LAHA , lost her political bid to to Mr.
Folajimi Mohammed, son of National Publicity Secretary
of APC,
Alhaji Lai Mohammed http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/12/apc-primaries-desmond-elliot-wins-ksb-loses/#sthash.9UlIVbLd.dpuf

- i think say mr liar moh'd na from kwara state, wetin carry him pikin come ikeja state constituency?
wetin do him own state?