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Sports / Re: Paul Pogba Pushes Journalist Into Swimming Pool (photo) by IBreakRules: 6:00am On Jul 11, 2017
for sake: Brand new Microsoft Surface Pro 4... Intel core i7 processor, 256GB/8GB RAM. Location is Lagos. Holla for more details if interested.

Travel / Re: 20 Funny Suggestions For Driving In Lagos – Gidimeister by IBreakRules: 2:55pm On Jul 10, 2017
the motorists are mad, the guys selling stuffs on the highway are madder.
Politics / Re: 20 Persons Killed In Suleja Flood by IBreakRules: 9:58pm On Jul 09, 2017
greatgod2012:
The rate at which we experience flood this year is scary!


People need to stop dumping refuse into canals, which blocks free flow of drainages!
they would never listen
Romance / Re: Kingtblakhoc And His Actresses Pose In Lekki Flood (Photos) by IBreakRules: 11:24pm On Jul 08, 2017
chubinwa:
and what is d govt doing abt dis perverted chap
has the law finished dealing with Evans first?

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Romance / Re: Kingtblakhoc And His Actresses Pose In Lekki Flood (Photos) by IBreakRules: 11:22pm On Jul 08, 2017
itspzpics:
meeehn so I no even black... I don see my oga
lol. u na dark, him na black.

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Romance / Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by IBreakRules: 10:10pm On Jul 08, 2017
this OP is a mad man I swear.
Romance / Re: Lady From UK Is Looking For A Husband On Twitter by IBreakRules: 12:27pm On Jul 08, 2017
lefulefu:
b4 i involve in kissing a babe i go first take style smell her mouth when she dey discuss with me.dat na d strategy wey i dey use shacheesy.
if I just meet pretty babe with correct boobs(if u know what I mean), my sense of smell no dey work that moment until after exploring the boobies.
na later I fit come dey detect whether she get anything like bad breath
Romance / Re: Would You Still Marry Your Lover If You Discovered That They Can't Have Children by IBreakRules: 12:24pm On Jul 08, 2017
97% of marriages in this part of the world happen for child bearing sake..
Celebrities / Re: Wale Ojo: My Sex Scenes With Omotola Jalade- Ekeinde In "Alter Ego" Were Real by IBreakRules: 11:56am On Jul 08, 2017
I don't think I can ever let my wife do this. mba
To see the movie go hard me sef
Romance / Re: Lady From UK Is Looking For A Husband On Twitter by IBreakRules: 11:36am On Jul 08, 2017
lefulefu:
chai!!!cheesy ur oral cavity got traumatised with smell smell.wat a tragedycheesy.bro i hail ur couragecheesy
I dey text U bro!
no be small courage I involve for the matter.

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Celebrities / Re: Annie Idibia Attends Nino Idibia's Graduation With His Mum Sunmbo (Photos) by IBreakRules: 11:34am On Jul 08, 2017
Cindy08:
some are very very OK with it,back den my rival girlfriend was so cool with it,but I decided to quit.but I know she will regret getting married to that womaniser of a boy
she obviously didn't see you as a threat then. Or she was getting something more other than the relationship itself. Guess the 'boy' was loaded
Romance / Re: Lady From UK Is Looking For A Husband On Twitter by IBreakRules: 7:38am On Jul 08, 2017
lefulefu:
ehn? So how u come fit kiss the babe wen u notice say her mouth dey smell? Imagine i want to French kiss a babe i come perceive say her mouth dey smell like dead rat dat will be double jeopardy for me na? Abi Tuham?cheesy
mehn I had to do what I got to do man.
Unto say I no want make e be like say na wetin make me run be that, na few weeks later I orchestrate reason for us to separate.
Celebrities / Re: Annie Idibia Attends Nino Idibia's Graduation With His Mum Sunmbo (Photos) by IBreakRules: 10:39pm On Jul 07, 2017
Bunchersstab:
grin Ladies will be pretending as if all is well with them without any iota of jealousy...

Deep down in their hearts is full of hatred,envy etc
UKR!
no woman can ever be comfortable with the thought of another woman sharing her man with her.

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Romance / Re: Lady From UK Is Looking For A Husband On Twitter by IBreakRules: 10:25pm On Jul 07, 2017
lefulefu:
hmmm..she looks clean and polish sha
no doubt she is looking good. but then..

seen a very pretty lady with bad breath too. everyone seem to have that BUT

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Celebrities / Re: Big Sheff And His Mother, Salawa Abeni, Step Out Together As Fans React by IBreakRules: 10:18pm On Jul 07, 2017
Salawa looks pretty though. I can imagine how pretty she was in her 20s

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Romance / Re: Lady From UK Is Looking For A Husband On Twitter by IBreakRules: 10:10pm On Jul 07, 2017
lefulefu:
fine sexy babe like dat go get dat Linda fish smell down dere? Not possible
very possible my brother. I'm talking from experience.
Car Talk / Re: This Maserati Genesi Will Eat Your Car For Lunch (photos) by IBreakRules: 8:26am On Jul 07, 2017
WARNING!: Please DO NOT drive on Nigerian Roads!
Foreign Affairs / Re: President Macron Lands On Nuclear Submarine Like James Bond, Goes Viral (Photos) by IBreakRules: 10:07pm On Jul 06, 2017
oz4real83:
This only happens when u have a young and fully fit president. Our youths in this country need to take a strong stand in the politics of this country. The youths must know that the future belongs to them. We must not sit and watch while some old cargoes in the various arms of govt destroy our dream of a better and prosperous Nigeria.
I'm proudly not proud to be a Nigerian...... youth for that matter.
Crime / Re: Akinwunmi Ambode Declares War On Badoo Cult Group by IBreakRules: 10:00pm On Jul 06, 2017
Camlot000007:
Then he should create a ministry for them then something like "kick against badoo"
something like KAB Abi?
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Saidi Balogun’s 50th Birthday Celebration by IBreakRules: 8:36am On Jul 06, 2017
I remembered how he humbled himself when a military man warned him( with just a facial expression) to stop reading a newspaper while driving in traffic.
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Saidi Balogun’s 50th Birthday Celebration by IBreakRules: 8:32am On Jul 06, 2017
Kennitrust:
let me lead in prayer first b4 reading:
Dear Lord God
I thank you for a brand new day.
my prayer today is for special protection.
and good news today.
But if by the way the world has been designed to to give us trouble
Please God, let there be a Saviour in wait to rescue us from temptation
Show love and don't count our many sins Lord.
in Jesu name


AMEN! AMEN! AMEN!
Amen.
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Rapper, Vector Loses Dad by IBreakRules: 3:59am On Jul 06, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Osshaaamooo


Fear Nigerian artistes.

Vector is a fairly good rapper who has been around the Naija music scene for a while and quite popular; not for his skills though but for his phobia for hitting it big.

Sacrificing his dad will still not make him blow.

He was formerly a failed rapper, this only makes him an orphaned failed rapper.





Chorus
Swear down
If you no know my story
Oya shut your mouth
But if they know where you going
Them go block your route

Afi emi emi emi emi
Emi nikan laye mi oh eh
Emi nikan laye mi oh
Afi emi emi emi emi
Emi nikan laye mi oh eh

Verse
Osha mo, Vec
Bad belle no go free sha
Them no fit deny me of my visa
Me dey smoke heavy pass shisha
But many wanna see me on my knee sha
Eiya, Jah no go gree oh

And I go run my thing, I be my CEO
I be king my queen go be like Cleo
Patra patra pa patra
And I could rap like a stutterer
Like my mind state
Really needs a governor
My dopeness no be for the commoner
Who wan face me
Kai
Kosi’omo na
Kosi’omo na,
Only bad guy
only me that guy
Everybody is waiting
to die but do not die

typical Naija man reasonimg
Crime / Re: Buccaneers, Eiye & Other Cult Members Gather In Lagos Shrine For Peace Talk.PICS by IBreakRules: 3:57am On Jul 06, 2017
I bet 70% of those guys there v there tools on them.. in case peace talk wan turn over.

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Celebrities / Re: Patrick Elis Poses With His Range Rover by IBreakRules: 2:58pm On Jul 05, 2017
almsofgold:
just because you can't afford your house rent doesn't mean everyone should be like you. This guy was driving a Benz SUV before he left Nigeria
was going to update his brain but changed mind when I saw his handle.
The famous nairaland weyrey.

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Pets / Re: Man Inflicts Injury On Neighbour's Dog In Warri; Doctors Stitch The Dog (Graphic by IBreakRules: 2:31pm On Jul 05, 2017
jieta:
ordinary yeye dog
Calabar man spotted

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Pets / Re: Man Inflicts Injury On Neighbour's Dog In Warri; Doctors Stitch The Dog (Graphic by IBreakRules: 2:31pm On Jul 05, 2017
jieta:
ordinary yeye dog
Crime / Re: Photos Of Cutlass Weilding Residents Securing Their Area Over Badoo Cult Group by IBreakRules: 8:24am On Jul 03, 2017
alcmene:
They even dey kill animals for there
What a violence-ridden region
what's this one saying

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Business / Re: What Can I Import From New York And Sell In Nigeria? by IBreakRules: 8:00am On Jul 03, 2017
love threads like this. hoping to gain from it too.
Romance / Re: Lady Goes Braless In Pre-Wedding Photos With Her Man: See Reactions by IBreakRules: 11:10pm On Jul 02, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

This is for those of you who want to see how ugly the shade of her lipstick looks.


lol. perv
Romance / Re: Lady Goes Braless In Pre-Wedding Photos With Her Man: See Reactions by IBreakRules: 11:09pm On Jul 02, 2017
apparently, hubby is cool with it. he isn't complaining. babe acting like a retired olosho

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