₦airaland Forum

minwafor:
It is a disgrace that something called BBNaija was hosted in SouthAfrica for 2yrs in a roll. Big Disgrace.

Khd95:
brothers brace up for post bbn madness and stupid reactions...the battle is not over yet

i,the commanding officer,second brigade,foraward operation base behind my system vows to derail any bbn related threads henceforth...soldiers get ready to roll out,show no mercy to these post-bbn threads,after all we are lazy youths

but i say to,if in my line of action at the war front i got shot(barn) CRY NOT FOR ME BROTHERS,KEEP UP WITH THE TEMPO,for i shall rise(open another akkant )again and fight with u until we technically defeat post-bbn threads




so epp me gawwwwd.awwwwwoa

Narldon:



Last Month, I was marketing one Ginger Drink.


I took it to a shop, Owner was like drop one Carton let's see...


I then told my Friends, Relatives, Neighbours (including my Village People) to go and buy all.
Lol. That one sef dey


Within two days, the entire Product was bought.











Shop Owner called me, "Your Drink dey sell sharp sharp! Bring 50 Cartons!"

adisabarber:
Why are they always laughing?

CAPSLOCKED:

THESE PEOPLE ARE COMPLETELY MAD.
I KNOW WE SHOULD TOLERATE AND ACCOMMODATE OTHER PEOPLE'S RELIGIONS, BUT I DON'T THINK I CAN AFFORD TO SPEND ETERNITY WITH A RELIGIOUS PERSON.
RELIGION GETS WORSE THE MORE YOU DO IT, I'M STARTING TO PREFER HARD DRUGS.

DaddyKross:
Make she kan help me too

dunkem21:
He finally denies Ambode..

Buhari is like Peter, he has one more denial to make before the cocck crow

OboOlora:
Op, please spice up that fish very well. I’m salivating here, just make sure to step it down with cold bottle of beer. Then look for one karishika after to unleash the dragon on.

Happy Holiday!!!

priceaction:
This country is terrible. I mean seriously sick. See, no regards for human being. Nothing you enjoy being a citizen of this country, both alive and in death. Who do we really offended in this part of the world?
Some of the likely sources of these corpses are
1.police brutality
2.accident victims
3 ritual victims
4. Tb/ or HIV patients
5. Dead Prisoners
6.Armed robbers
7. People that abandoned their loved ones and gave fake address because they couldn't afford the charges or so.
8. Jungle justice and many more.
But they don't deserve to be treated in such inhumane conditions.
And again see how exposed the officials are. Same people that will board commercial vehicles after the close of work and likely transmit diseases to unsuspecting passengers.
By the way, that place that they will be buried needs to be highly concreted to avoid skull mining bussines around the place. If not, most of those corpses will still end in agbo and paraga sellers bottles.

utenwuson:
1.Tony tetula...hit my car
2. psquare... bizy body
3.sample...Ekwe
4.danjo driver... swoo
5edress Abdulkarim...jaga jaga

Izecson3D:
new life with Bam Bam instead of Jesus?

God now :

Elnino4ladies:
Her wackness is legendary. she sings rubbish


Since I started using one of her songs as my alarm tone, I've not overslept.

Nicklaus619:
I have this feeling that ya fathers name is Bingo,

officialteemi:
sheay she go plant am ni abi she go carry cook vegetable soup..ayam not understanding

donstan18:
This man is simply mad, and his madness might be as a result of his wife's death. For God sake why should a claimed sane man snap a picture of his wife's corpse to post on facebook, what could he be attempting to gain?, sympathy huh?, he should kill himself and go with the woman if he claim to have loved her that much than tryna use his wife's death to gain facebook fame. Bullshit!!!

His type won't still hesitate to remarry..... Rip to the woman!

He should thank his God that NwAmaikpe is serving 9 years ban.

Adeoba10:
Someone should help... . I am trying to play the voice recorder

Johnpaul01:
See interrogation like board of directors meeting, if its a poor man now, they will iron the person like wrapper

NextGovernor:
Its only in Nairaland I see all these so called Actress. U will never see them in any movie. I tire ooo.

Are they actress in nairalandwood?

AlvanT:
Imagine blasting "me and my girlfriend" by Tupac Shakur with your stereo in this one. With one hand on the steering wheel and the other on her body, with a turbo cruise.




You will crash!!!



























But it's a Benz though, so your survival probability is still high though.

NwaAmaikpe:

She lied to us. She said she'd be out soon. Or did 'out' in that context mean death?

I hope the Lord forgives her for that grievous lie.

DOUBLEWAHALA:
take the volunteer and stop disturbing us

AmoryBlacq:
Hell hath no fury like a woman dumped!

that's why whenever I break up with them ladies,I make them feel they are the ones splitting with me!

Don't want any daughter of eve to go hire assassins to finish me off because I stopped giving her my "Django Unchained"