₦airaland Forum

Ighoga898:
since I was born and now I am getting old I have never witnessed robbery..
Thanks to God for covering me in his grace.

same here.
on several occasions, I leave the area before the show down.
it can only be His grace.

una better roast n chow fast before dem dem show

NwaAmaikpe:

Age makes every woman look decent.
But we know this woman's dirty promiscuous past in the 70s with Bode Osanyin
Agbaya.

eeeeh! who be this man sef!?

that's a keyboard, not a piano

IamaNigerianGuy:
If he indeed had a 'hole' in his heart it must have been diagnosed clinically and confirmed by medical imaging - (CT scan, MRI, Ultrasound etc)
Can you show me the 'before' and 'after' radiological images of his heart to prove the 'hole' has disappeared ? Or you are basing your claim on hearsay ?

over sabi spotted.
Answer his question or Shift go one side!

Kingxway:
What is with students and coppers dying this year? God protect us in this country


RIP to the dead

typical Nigerian.
people die everyday!

NwaAmaikpe:


Kill the dog and eat.


Before it dies by itself...that way you'd feel less guilty and you'd always have a part of the dog in you.

lmao! this person is just too crazy in the head.

Enyimbamercedes:
Boarding procedure:

Get to airport on time.

You need only a photo ID though i feel one needs a visa to go to Lagos these days cos the way i day see tat Lagos for DSTV and all their forming

Don't carry fluids especially if you are traveling with only hand luggage so keep all sharps, perfumes and body lotions at home else you'd forfeit it

Surely don't wear shoes with torn socks or a trouser that needs a belt to hold it up and if you have smelly feet please be sure to fumigate it; you'd be required to take of your belt and shoes.

Relax and wait for your delayed flight to be called. Pack a mattress if you are booked on Arik.

Please listen very carefully and ask questions. The flight announcers speak from their noses and are barely audible so if you are unsure, always ask what he/she said.

Board promptly; there are people who like to stow their luggage in another persons overhead bin and you dare not touch their bags.

Ignore the prayer warriors who will make you panic and be ready for the applauders who always clap when the plane lands


das all

the clapping part usually gets me giggling. clapping like they just finished seeing a show.

to figure out if I ve been recently bored, check my nails. I bite my nails most times when I'm bored.

jomoh:
Why I no go wan dey sure.



If possible sef I go consult ifa make he tell me if d car dey locked properly.


E be like say you never see d madness of person way dem tiff him car before?

U sef fit join am dey look for am for inside pocket.

lwkmdfh! I can imagine. its not a joking stuff o

thesicilian:
Vector is just too amazing. But I wonder why he has been somehow quiet of late.

quiet?? are you aware of his latest album.. lafiaji?

anonyguy:
This guy no know say him don old?

Meanwhile My canon t4i 650D is for sale with 18-55mm lens, two batteries, and a free bag.

Check this thread https://www.nairaland.com/3846713/canon-t4i-650d-sale

how old n how much is it?

justpowerful:
Orientalz

first 2 pics whack!

finally I get to read a post from the much talked about lalasticlala. I was beginning to think he was an imaginary or robotic mod

freakthingz:
My first thought was asha.....

But let me not be a hypocrite to be fair we all want someone good in bed

Atleast shes not a liar like other ladies who pretend that its only men that enjoy the thing


Chai I wish I could get a chick that'd ride a neega right......

Instead my lazy bitch will ride 9 minutes and tell me her back is paining while breathing like an asthmatic......Mtschewww

See you... u see 9mins u no hold am well.. some ppl dey find babe wen fit ride for only 2 mins sef

AHCB:
Bunch of sorry ass god forsaken, poverty beaten horny_ ass losers.

WTF!!!

spaggyy:
Firstly the robbers did not know the cops were in the security post.... The cops only need to take clean headshots at the robbers, starting with the driver and also the tyre of the car(abi car get odeshi?)

3 cops can easily take out 3 robbers in 10 seconds, the robbers got their eyes on the money

But the unprofessional shots of the police attracted the robbers to deal with them


And the iboko cop that ran for cover Was stupid... He ought to have taken cover in the place and shoot at anyone that makes a stupid move toward the security post


And if they had blown out the car tyres, the robbers will be immobile and they will have no choice than either change car or Change spare tyre (lol) and the other 3 cops at the back of the bank can have enough time to come out and finish the work...

exactly what I have been saying o! but they say its easier said than done. They obviously can't go fat with a flat tyre, and cars dont have 'odeshi'
they are cops for heaven's sake!

vargasvictory:
The rate at which this whole baby mama ish is headed at, in the next generation,


If you're called a bastard it'll be a compliment.

SMH

lwkmdfh bastard would be the latest trend then

ALL NIGERIAN PUBLIC UNIVERSITIES!

bigtt76:
Very sad! The man was an experienced officer having being in Yobe and other Boko Haram hot spots. I wonder why he panicked when tackling the robbers.

I saw the video and I was like he could have first demobilized the car by shooting the tires, take out the driver who was walking out of the car majestically.

After taking out the first robber, one was about coming out of the car to attack him, he could have waited to take that one out too, leaving just one who will be forced to flee and the policemen would have been a hero.

I guess poor training and welfare caused him to panic.

on point!

PokeTotoBoy:
In law enforcement there is something called witness protection. That mobile police man did not die. His real identity is being protected... otherwise, why Re they no image to go with the name. Nigerians should learn to use their head.

I repeat the guy that shot at him did not kill him. As bad as the accuracy of an ak47 is, to kill someone sprawled on the floor from that distance as seen in the video is even more daunting, and harder as the recoil will always shift the aim of the rifle when pointed downward

Those robbers were the most amateur set of armed robbers my eyes have seen.., since my mama born me

when I first saw the video, I assumed he escaped until I started seeing news of his death.

hopefulLandlord:
you can watch the video here


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WEkrhKacNg

brave man.
if only he had waited few more seconds for the driver and the guy that shot him to get out of the car before spraying..... or he shot at their tyres.
if only.
R.I.P to him

0b100100111:
We all know the whole prison stuff is a publicity stunt so they should stop forcing it


Stunt has expired!

They should try fake his death maybe that will sell the album!

I want to believe it was a stunt too, but the involvement of the jet company .....the handle they tweeted with, ain't ready to confirm if its a verified one tho

vicadex07:
Am I the only one who doesn't find their videos funny

the only thing I find funny is the way ppl go gaga over their videos.. it amuses me.
God's grace working I believe.

senatorizyking:
Hahahaha.... This one really got me #Hilarious

want it to get me too.. abeg help me translate

frisky2good:
I remember as dem disgrace one Naija girl wey steal ordinary dog picture.

Oge OKo....

frenzyduchess:
noted, will remember this when i buy my car

I tap from your faith my dear.

Omofunaab2:
That some yorubas do throw parties whenever they pass driving tests .
Party is different from a normal celebration oooo..

unfortunately the 2 sound synonymous to a Yoruba.

BuariCopyPaste:
Jobless and wandering king......

What exactly is this man's job as an ooni

Kingship has gone to the dogs.. yeye dey smell

one of the results of the wandering is the title of the thread you just commented on. Mr Ozwo

rose54321:
Lol, it's good to party sha, relaxes the mind.

no one is against having fun.. my problem with them is spending your minimum balance on party, some even go borrowing.

Omofunaab2:
Most of these things are exaggerations

Not exaggeration bro.. very true!
FYI, I'm yoruba

Joshrob:
yoruba and party eh!!..
naso one of my niggar like that wey we dey street together,we dey always look for job online,we broke die then.
he mistakely impregnated his girlfriend,girl nor gree do abortion(money to run am nor dey normally but we for fit hustle give the guy but babe nor gree)..later babe born the pikin,my guy say make we try come him naming ceremony,me and my niggars nor expect food bcus we knw how things dey go for my guy..we eat well before we leave house.
but as we reach him family house,see people dey cook wan side,aboki dey butcher goat another side..we gat ask my guy if them wan do him grandpapa remembrance join the naming bcus we don dey confuse..him say the family decide to run the naming for am,base on say him na first son for him mama side,i was shock,why dem nor give you d money start life na..anyway we regret say we eat commot for house that day.
see party like great grand papa burial,see food,see aso ebi,see grove.
i give yoruba and itsekiri people yanch for party.

lwtmbh. baba u don talk am finish!
my Yoruba ppl dem!