₦airaland Forum

farem:
Who She resemble, Kate Chickenshaw?

No Na Kate Cockshaw be this

Partnerbiz3:
Who still dey watch movies in plates now abeg?

So people still dey buy film?

I weak when I see video club somewhere on the mainland few days ago.

chuks000:
Thank God u found it...dunno mine yet at 25

don't stop exploring, someday you will.

maxiuc:
I blended ginger and garlic nd mixed with raw original honey left it to ferment for 4days I take it every morning

Working wonder

What exactly does that work for?

Life4Varnity:
you will be fine u hear

i just pray make the pikin no carry the gene of papa


i fall for seun egebegbegbegebebebe family

Lol.see this Egbegberian o

gragraboy:
And you have had to quote the whole epistle?

No vex sir. I am an amateur on Nairaland

kingreign:
1990 Toyota Carina ii 2.0 GLi 4sp auto lift back.


When i returned from India, I decided to buy a small lift back which I could use to move around. I got myself a brown/gold coloured 1990 model Toyota carina ii 2.0 GLi for 450k, brown seats and brown dashboard, heated side mirrors, heated seats, I had to construct the A/C as there was none. It had alloy wheels and looked good it was a German market carina ii. I bought it, from a woman and took it home. Next day, I started the engine and it roared to life. Pushed the lever to R, the car surged backwards with speed, I slammed the brakes only to hear a groaning sound. Pushed to D, nothing R, nothing. I packed the car there. I travelled again and came back after 2months. I inspected the shafts and noticed balls on the tyre area (that time I was a novice with capital "L" who couldn't handle a spanner). I called a mechanic who checked it and told me shaft is bad, I have to replace both shafts as they were fake elcheapo eltawain shaft. I parted with 12K that day, he came with beljium shaft and installed them. He told me to shift R and D to check if they're working, I depressed the brakes and did that, on releasing the brakes, the flexible brake line on the driver's front tyre bursted. Spilling contents. 3k went out for brake pipes again.

2weeks later, I went to install a CD system LG 1 DIN with pioneer speakers and was feeling funky. I went to Suleja to flex my old babe. coming back, I started hearing a strange noise on the rear driver side tyre. I got to mechanic workshop, tie rod broke. No more steering control tyres were wobbling. 8K to purchase new tie rods, 2k for rubber booths, and 3K for one of the multilink arm on the rear (the previous arm was bent and the previous owner used dunlop slippers cut to act as rubber boot hence the noise and uneven driving).
I was back on the road again. I went to APO to flex with my guys, as per I don show Naija na, night came I was returning home, I couldn't see my front. Hmmm. I managed to get home. Called my mechanic. He said reflectors in Headlamp is faded, we should get another one. 11k for one tokunbo 7k brand new taiwan, I picked 2 tokunbo for 22k. He installed it, it was out of alignment. He adjusted it but it was only slightly brighter than the previous units, he called a re-wire who installed a relay, the headlamp worked at last, I was glad. Hehehehe Night movement started again, lol! Only for rains to come and I discovered no wipers, they were wornout and producing noise. 1,200 naira a pair in front and 300naira for long piece on the rear. Nothing's gonna stop me from 'wakaing'. I discovered the motor started drinking fuel. Chai, called my mecho again, he removed sparkplugs, installed new ones 8K (2k a piece X 4), removed airfilter and bought another one 1500, then bought injector CRC cleaner, cleaned the intake butterfly valves. Poured some in the Vacuum line. Started the car to idle a while, then change oil, 3k oil filter 1k total 4K. Economy improved a bit. But still high consumption. Came back to him, he checked and discovered the Airflowmeter is bad. 15K for belgium part. Finally, it worked. My power windows acts as if they've got a mind of their own when rains come, they may not go up. But I had to manage them, I also found the wires on the power moonroof which was detached (the moonroof was sealed with mechanic's trademark black gum which I peeled off). Suddenly, my steering became stiff. I called my mecho, he said pump is failed. Bought tokumbo pump 7k it worked, I went to AMAC. On the road going, it became stiff again. I called him, he said 'when coming home branch my workshop'. On my way home I was doing 140km/hr on berger-nicon junction expressway, suddenly I slowed down to negotiate katampe bridge, steering locked, slammed the brakes, car swerved off the road, tipped over the bridge and landed face down into the deep gutter below. All the contents in the boot fell inside the passenger cabin. I had seatbelt so i wasn't hurt, I climbed down and called my mechanic. He went to find a hiab truck they said 70k to lift the damn car out of the gutter and place it on the road side. I said NO. I quarrelled with the mechanic, I told him I am no more working with him (beef mode active). Luckily, a blue hiab of FRSC was passing by, I waved him to stop, he helped me freely, I was glad. Someone came, with a knife, cut my rear seatbelt and used it as a tow rope tied to his car and towed mine to another mechanic shop. Headlamp broken, grille broken, front driver side suspension broken, brake cable cut, bumper broken, windscreen developed a line from top to bottom, fenders bent, transaxle broken, steering bad. Over 100K to replace them, new strut bought and yet it failed a week later due to a leak thus giving out the pressurized fluid, I opted for tokumbo struts 12k. I was foolishly determined and no one's gonna let me down. I got on the way from AMAC and drove to go see my babe in Bida poly smiley I never knew it was gonna be another epic wrong move filled the tank up and fired, on highspeed in excess of 160km/hr on kubwa-zuba expressway. Damn speed was sweet
I was dusting all other cars on the road when suddenly I hit a pothole (Suleja, Lapai, to Bida was pothole infested then, I don't know of now) suddenly, my suspension gave way again, but I was not deterred, I must love up. Suddenly, a pre-facelift Honda Accord EOD (2003-2005) swept past, this act bruised my ego, in trying to catch up, the driver suddenly stepped on his brake and a petrol truck was coming ahead, I hit another pothole, my brakepad flew out, this gave me no room to maneuver, I rear ended that car and it was totaled. The boot, to the rear passenger was deformed badly. My front end again went bad. Another crack on my new windscreen, broken headlamp, broken grille, bumper. Suddenly another lorry from behind side swiped my Right side, a piece of sharp metal from the truck sank into my car's rear quarter slicing the metallic body work all thru the rear door area. the alhaji came out and looked at his car, looked at mine, and told me to go repair mine, he'll fix his. shocked smiley I was shocked and happy. I continued my mumu journey to Bida poly, stopped at the gate, called the babe, she say she was busy, can't attend to me. chai!

Ego bruised again, I kuku enter my kabu kabu jalopy, manage enter zuba, police check point. Them men in black wanted to start their story again. I vex tell them say make dem leave me, I need to go rest joor. Out of pity one of them met others and they let me go with my jalopy. Got to my old mechanic, he said, 'you don come again with your wahala'? I no fit answer. We fixed the car, 80K went from my pocket. Toks bumper (blue colour), toks struts, toks headlamps, toks grille, brake lines, pads, calipers, booster, disc and master (remember my brake pad fell off, I had to ride the car like that). welding and panelbeating the rear quarter and door area sliced thru. Immediately I fixed it, I put it up for sale, some dudes came, paid 300k cash, took it and travelled lol, wahala removed finally grin When they got to their destination, they started calling me. Fear no gree let me pick I finally summoned courage to pick after many missed calls from them only for them to tell me I don't know what I sold to them for such a cheap amount. If only I knew, I won't had sold it so cheaply. Mumu people

Mehn, because of that car I learn mechanic by force, and all the chukuwdi, nonso and spareparts dealers for kubwa and zuba come know me as customer.

I posted this when I was using minimums moniker here:
https://www.nairaland.com/150189/worst-car-youve-driven-been#30719947

Bros u actually settled down to write this epistle!?

dumb speech from Kcee there.

9jvirgin:
What I like about this guy is his voracious thirst and quest for lavishness, luxury, magnificence and opulence.

He stands out. May your reign be long bro.

Lol. That one sef dey

NwaAmaikpe:


There's nothing like small girl again ooo in Naija

1st time I'm agreeing with this Phool!

Jonwesley:
If they had worn or were well covered up with a top and bra, u will think that their breasts are still firm. But because with the swim wear, they have been exposed. That's the case of many ladies, even some here that are condemning the breasts are not better too. Naija Ladies have fallen Olympus everywhere. Just don't know why.

Guys these days have no joy. They squeeze boobs like its gon be their last time of seeing the lady

IffaCatchYouEhn:
Cuppy: Daddy! This is the eazi chopping your money from my elder sister.
Should we deport him to Ghana. I've even prepared his deportation documents

Temi is cuppy's younger sister

ultron12345:
These people have come with their false lies again, we remember the 2012 drama, the September 2015 blood moon saga, the May abi April 2017 phrophecy.......well, I have followed this thread and will be back here on the 24th of September

That is if you can browse NL in heaven/hell.
Lwkmdfh

helphelp:
Charcoal has done wonders for me

How? Pls enlighten me

Mehn!
Those days when I used to secretly take my parents cars out.
I'd mark the spots where the 4 tyres are on the floor before moving it. Yea my dad can be a very badass detective. He would know if his car changed location just by 1cm.
As for my mum, she hardly drives her car. All she does is carry the key around. Looked for a key that looks likes her car key, replaced it with d original one in her bag while I take d car out whenever I want until I was busted someday. Her friend told her she saw me driving on the roads with lots of ppl in the car.
The rest was history.

Marvel1206:
4. This was when someone came up with the SUPER bright idea to build a tower stretching into the heavens so they could spy on God or whatever.Then God retaliated by plunging them into confusion.
https://bc-image-test.s3-website-us-east-1.amazonaws.com/600/b076f04b-1662-4fc0-8d56-a83c3af76dd0-1101978065_univ_lsr_xl.jpg

I have always pondered on this story. Did that mean if they had successfully built the tower, they would have seen God?

1st time I'm seeing more men than women in a Nigerian church

dangotesmummy:
I dey para this night. Even odunlade wey big pass her x 100000000 no dey over do like this shapeless thing that resemble uncooked EBA (thanks to body magic) wey help her ministry and cover her secret

Them don use odunlade picture taya for meme,he no vex,why she con dey feel?

No be person wey like you go use your picture advertise her business. Does she even know whether the business owner is a fan of her?

Shioorrr.pride goeth before a fall.all those stupid celebrities wey do pass you yesterday, we know as pride take disgrace them


Ass bigger than her brain

see wetin toolz don cause now.
make pesin vex sotey dem finish a whole notebook on top her head with yabs.

more

dangotesmummy:
What's wrong with this toolz sef.this fat thing is becoming full of herself. So what if you didn't buy it there.other celebrities way bigger than you and your husband put together, who have they called out.abeg carry your obese self and take several seats back.


Thrash

bros calm dan. no vex

opeyemiieblog:
lol.... go n ask akon nah

lwkmdfh.. just made me remember those Ludacris posters on almost every barber's shop in Naija. showing friction like they used electric saw

2 year old girl, brutalized, raped, by her own father?!
you people should try to be fearing God now.. Haba!

rubbish! na only online dem dey get mouth. Charly boy dey that park dey wait make una come join am.

0b100100111:
Wow!

Such a cutie!

Look so much like Tuface

Chaos man

Naturalobserver:
Paranoia

una dey vex for this forum o

OshodiJR:
the artof the steal

the act of the theft ni

"A good artist copies, a great artist steals. There is nothing original left in the world, we are all stealing from someone"

DarkRebel69:
Haha. You've got quite an impressive memory. I didn't think anyone would remember.

Haba! the preview on stv those days still plays in my head till date.

holatin:
u no know ?

na from u I just dey hear now. I hail

NwaAmaikpe:


The man is obviously a sîssy...
This picture shows that it is her mom that calls all the shots at home.
She sent him to collect something from the car and he is given her feedback. That smile on her face is very cosmetic.

I tried so hard to laugh but failed.

holatin:
I support that, all those lootician will gladly use bible and Qur'an because they know say God is a gentle guy.

make them start using shopona, Ogun, sango, amadioha and their other brothers

lol baba weyrey. so God na guy now abi

this one na acting. can't you see? Besides, who get mind snap this kind pic when this activity dey go on.