NwaAmaikpe:



This idiot is busy touring with EPL legends while his mate George Weah is the President-elect of a country.


Amara sorry I disrespected your husband; but the truth gotta be told.
Right now, Nwankwo KANU can't even win a councillorship election in his ward at Amannagwu, Arochukwu.

must you call him an idiot before making your points clear?

Mr Foolish.

ajokebelle:
I only got to know all this Daniella okeke, Anita Joseph, sunshine , Regina, Daniel, Onyi Alex and a host of others only on nairaland, I have never seen any of their movies,
even their pictures outside nairaland.

same here

something mutual about these type of ladies is UGLINESS at its peak!

in d 3rd pic, the bride sharply kneel down greet the Lagos landlord before he curve her for her own wedding.
the man look sef dey scare her

t12tosin:
why not come try this along bembo-elere road, na dia you go knw say Jesus is Lord

name of the road sef is discouraging.

sometime in pry school, our proprietress specially warned the time keeper not to ring the bell during break time. also told we the pupils not to come out during break time because she was expecting some visitors in the school premises, and she wanted the school environment to be in order.
honestly, I can't remember if I was aware of the warning or it skipped my mind.
all I can remember was going to pick up the bell and rang it.. and trust kids... they all rushed out before I came back to my senses.
what happened to me afterwards was history.

lwkmdfh
many crazy Mikes on this thread.. even the person searching for Mike confuse

moscobabs:

so that skunk carry him weyrey reach twitter.

trust twitter, he will get his fane n certification sharply there

guy is good at what he does but Hakeemeffect is the man at the moment.

this man should go on skin already.
Head not hot.

Bruh!!!!!
see Red Label.. even coke to mix dey.

this one just want to scatter the hope of 3rd class job seekers this early morning.

starting a business in Naija is a huge task considering factors like this

dem no lie.. see wetin only me get for house

the hashtag #WeFightForYou got me.. like seriously!?
but where are the 100 of millions recovered from the politicians in the past?

Keneking:
N1.3bln to Tinubu's hotel.. Tinubu will personally sign the termination letters of the employees on duty. A big shame...if true

were u the one that willed the hotel to Tinubu

That is only what those useless and sadists lecturers/profs and co are good. creating wears laws, but to instill knowledge in students Na war

and someone will be saying Naija celebs are broke.

this is stale

deturla:


A couple of the resorts can guarantee security though, but I dunno about the rest.

Say for instance, Inagbe, Obudu, Miccom, LaCampagne. I dunno about the rest though.

Ednut1, d'you know about the rest?

Inagbe resort is really cool. the ooni of Ife owns it.

shameless beings famzing the dude up n down.

all these celebs reducing their age thereby making someone look like an old man sef.
how on Earth can I be 2 yrs older than Falz!?

Florblu:
Who now stabbed him?

this is the question on everybodys' lips

femi4:
Egyptian career and Yemi's career are like.....

Egyptian ko, Ethiopian ni

etinanguy:
A beg i want start exam 2mrw . should i go?

bros Abeg DO NOT go!
book boys are coming to blow up the hall.

Jadmchris:
Why pour water on him nah... Na him score the goal abi na him win man of the match ..

.......ayam not understanding. ..

..

his wife is Russian.
na him wife family house for Russia dem go flex after winning d world cup

elsse:
tell this man to goan park in one corner.....says he hasnt made any money from this hard work
Please oo am not understanding....where is the hard work!!!

lol. one corner is the hard work

BrutalJab:
Attack the message not the messenger!!!
Won't you Marry for ordinary Gucci bag

damn!!! Are you SavagE Tiwa's sibling?

actually I think those things give most of them inspiration. without getting high, u might probably not know them today.

CaptPlanet:
I'm addicted to food. I can eat anytime of the day, from morning to morning.

I just woke up now and i'll eat banana, groundnut and yoghurt.

great combo!
ever tried sex after eating that combo?
thank me later.

toniacan:
Procrastinates. Easily irritated Not punctual Trusts easily Read meaning into everything Hardly keep friends Always want to be alone.

what month were you born? May? Don't mind my question, ur answer would add flavor to my research.