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LZAA:
Helinues and Afamed won't like this
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itsme01:




I laugh at the people who would suffer all fall out yet sensationalizing all Political issue like it were Manchester vs Liverpool match

Buhari is very much aware of what is going on but he is using the tactics he used in the 80s, Idiagbon being the fall guy, this time Abba Kyari would be the fall guy

Who is a chief of staff ? simply an executive sectary or personal assistant.. so if the CEO says meet my Sectary for all commuinication, yet he signs all documents, cheques, emoluments, contracts, bills and all Loan request isn't it clear the stupid Sectary is working unbehalf of his principal while the Principal forms saint

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itsme01:
ANPP is strongly linked with Boko Haram... what a surprise

itsme01:
small child stop crying on my mention, I didn't mention anyones name

Mateen1000:
Buy 2 Micra Cab in Ibadan
They deliver 3-4k daily
Some drivers prefer to deliver weekly which is like 25k, which will even pay you cos it will be more convenient and accountable, Just dat I think the agreement about this Micra thing is that, after a year of Stable and Steady delivery, the cab will be his own (By that time sef, U would have made x3 of the price u bought it, he would even maintain it very well since he knows it will be his own later) NOTE:Any faults with the cab will be his problem and it wont affect ur delivery at all for that 1 year.

dsurest:
I'm in Abuja too and planning to start a car wash business but my problem is capital, I already bought a pressure wash

With 1m you can open two cash washes in two busy locations.

Each will give you nothing less than 10k daily

Phyygo:
The best thing na to sell this country

itsme01:



kemi called her father a ritualist, her son called her a who.re


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EasternPrince:
No you get your facts right. Is your name on the original list i made or have we crossed paths before?

You may want to talk to DabuIIIT who cleverly edited my post to include your name then come back apologize to me. Whatever is brewing between you both I'm interested but I'm guessing he put your name there cos you attack Igbos a lot so I will not be challenging him.

cheers!

Westbestside:
You mean the war that was led by Afonja man and fought by minorities.

solmus:
please don't tell me trash about verdict of the Appellate court, if she was to nullify APC then no other candidate met the constitutional requirement of 2/3 25% in all LGAs not even PDP

solmus:
dull vs full cant you read son

solmus:



would she be dull enough to rig Kaduna or Nassarawa and not cos chaos

Did PDP win 2/3 requirement in all LGA, or did they win popular vote ? Constituition spelt it clearly how to win an election as a Governor and PDP didn't win as they never satisfied the requirement as stipulated by the law

*It was this woman that got Injunction for stoping Peter Odili's corruption trail , saying EFCC cant investigate him
*She secured the most bizzare victory for wike in 2015
*Manipulated the peoples will in Zamfara , Rivers and now Bayelsa

This isn't about APC vs PDP, its about Bayelsa people coming together to stop Dickson and his cousin from running them to ground in poverty and lack amid surplus, Lyon was supported by his people, countless celebrities from Bayelsa like Harry Song and co, Militants, and even PDP Governors and Ex President Jonathan, Now because of her selfishness Bayelsans that had resolve to vote in peace would resort to violence

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fredie107:
1. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when a coconut fell from the mango tree

2. I Stopped watching Nigerian Movies, when I saw a Ghost sweating

3. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I heard a blind woman saying "My son I'm happy to see you"

4. I stopped watching Nigerian Movies when a Ghost looked left and right to see if it's safe to cross the road

5. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I heard Nadia Buhari say "you know how much your family wants to have a male son" WTF! A Female son ni.

6. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when mama G put poison in the food then tasted it

7. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when Mary told Joseph that she was pregnant And Joseph replied::Jesus Christ , how did this happen??

8. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I saw a lady putting poison in someone's food and she tasted to see if the poison was enough

9. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I once watched one of their movie trailer that was 30 mins long.

10. When its been 15 minutes and the people in the Nigerian movie are STILL crying

11. I stopped Watching Nigerian Movies When an Armed Robber Removed His Shoes Before Entering The House

12. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when i heard this statement 'the man dat u murdered is dead'.

13. I stopped watching Nigerian movies the day I was watching a movie about the birth of Jesus Christ. Maria: Joseph, I am pregnant. Joseph : Jesus Christ!! How? Jesus is not even born yet

14. Once u see an actress vomiting in a Nigerian movie, she's pregnant. That's the only way they know how to portray pregnancy

15. “35 years later” But the dog in the compound is still alive

16. saw a movie recently, and they wrote "14 years ago" trying to show us past events but to greatest surprise, I saw young man wearing 2018 Nigeria World Cup kit.

You can add yours, lets have fun.

Picture Of A Ghost Making A Phone Call In A Nollywood Movie

LZAA:
Immhotep and iceberg3 ooo
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IamD18:
Look at the content of a white woman's purse.

Very reasonable and interesting contents.

Try open a Nigerian woman's purse. You'll keep seeing things like...

Tissue, pad, spare pant, female condom, makeup kits, Paracetamol, 5inches nail, agbalumo seed, vitamin C, cucumber, spoon, candle, condemned charger, baba blue sweet, Old 20Naira note,postinor13,crayfish, rusted ear rings and all sorts of rubbish.

Some dey even carry shaving bic dey waka around incase they see opportunity to fvck for money, dem go enter bathroom go shave come out dey shine teeth like goat wey dem cut em head.

Tufiakwa!!!

Lovelive:
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Mbeki:
Am just imagining if it was Nnamdi Kanu that threatens to kill Buhari. By now , all the combined military forces will be busy bombing the whole of South East!

LegendHero:
All they are saying in this image is just English language and substitution of NURTW for another name while the players remain the same.

He just appointed the notorious Auxillary as the collector for his new platform and yet you said NURTW is banned?

Kingosytex:
I thought the NA said that Shekau has been killed!!!!

Is Shekau the proverbial cat with nine lives?


Like s nairalander pointed out, I can't imagine a terrorist threatening Trump on American soil...Do you?


America should get rid Shekau in same manner they got rid of Soleiman...



Shekau must be sent to meet his 72 virgins immediately ����