₦airaland Forum

Sixfeetbelle:
I love your list. But I'm confused about the bold.

To see my pic: this isn't a matchmaking thread

Who says it's a match making thread!?
Just wanna see ya pic,that's all.


@that bolded,I'm a freak for ladies with big legs

I love a lady who knows how to invest

rev2214:
Available for 85k original

I need a strong blender that can mill beans smoothly.

Core8ride:
What's your offer?

400

150

justtoodark:
its very rude so say something like that....

That's all thanks to you

Xavfra:
I apologise on behalf of Igbo people...but you guys should mind as you behave and declare your stance ....

Thanks.
Our stance is with any region that will bring the needed emancipation and liberation from the shackles of the Hausa Fulanis, liberation from the hole.

helinues:
God forbid bad thing. Anybody wey marry such person, walahi na heart attack go kill the person.

How can a lady/woman be so that evil that 90% of her comments here is abusing , provoking and intimidating innocent people.. Not just with this monikers but with her other monikers.

I still don't get it as if the person don't have reasonable life outside NL.

Too bad too poor

HELEN shut up thank you

justtoodark:
wetin dey worry you....!!??
am just sayin what many deltans have being thinkin for years now....

And what are you saying,are the igbos our problem in naija?
Are the Igbos the ones saying no to true federalism restructuring regionalism resource control?
Are the igbos the ones with virtually all the oil wells? Are the igbos the one occupying virtually all top fed govt positions? Apart from the north,which other citizens from other regions can become comptroller general of the Nigerian customs? Go to nimasa, NPA and see how people who don't have coastline are the decision makers!!!!
I got down from ship yesterday and am back home...home to the usual darkness!!!! From yesterday till now! Let states/regions generate their own electricity,the north says no,that it will amount to regionalism!

And here you are,like a ....., screaming Igbo Igbo Igbo this early morning.

justtoodark:
and btw....:
no deltan will have the idea to call their parents home a zoo,even if home is not good....

you biafrans have no manners....

If God grants us emancipation and gives us the Delta rep,by His grace, with the eco parasites from the north plundering other people's resources and peeps like you out of the scene,it always gonna be good.

We not gonna have cause to call the land "zoo", unlike the current hole

Gandollaar:
Saka the comedian, mind your business.


7million Osun people are leaving with the HIV virus. You and johnmartus should go and help them.

Chai!!!!!!!! Weekend yaff spoil for Afonja walai gaskiya!!!!!

Lzaa immhotep Biko bia o lolsssssss

helinues:
It is not a must you quote me this thing

Patience Ozokwor of Nairaland

HELENanus

Lzaa immhotep

Gandollaar:
Lol.. you left your desolate and degraded region to talk rubbish this early morning and now you can't stand the heat?

Do you know you Niger deltans birthed the insecurity that has eaten the zoo up presently?

Nobody, and I repeat nobody, would ever agree to dine with you in the zoo except Igbos your neighbors. But drug ravaged kids are not expected to know this.

I respect you on this forum buh that's my region you are talking about and describing in degrading terms,which ain't our doing. One of these days,Heaven will make the evil north pay for their wickedness to the Niger Delta.
Please do not address us so,we are united with you Easterners,pay that lost bronco no heed. Some mother's do have them,if you know.

justtoodark:
we minorities dont insult other minorities....
asari insulted igbos and not other minorities....

he is pissed because his favorate didnt win....
solong jonathan was in charge,he was happy....

but dont think he is happy with you igbos....
if you piss him off too much,he will show you igbos a deltan middle-finger....!!

Just shut up your mouth. If you are good and happy with Nigeria,good. But if you ain't,what has that gotta do with the igbos?!
The igbos are the ones championship this exit cause due to gross inequality in the land but you guys don't just wanna appreciate them! If you don't wanna be with ipob why don't we all join liberate ourselves first and sort out ourselves later?!

Fyi,I'm Edo,if anything at all,my region ports with the west were we got cultural and traditional ties,but we gotta appropriate these igbos who are saying it as it is,thank you.

Well for the weekend, lzaa immhotep bastardmod knows if it happens,the gates of Biafra will always be opened to Moi,ya know

Meanwhile viewing this thread ,the other way man,uni69.
Na joke o

Timson01:
Good day nairalanders,

I have a question bothering me. I have been in a relationship with my fiance for almost 3 years. Our wedding is this Easter. So we got a new apartment and he has been living in that apartment .

I visit almost every day and we both cant wait to get married. We moved some of his stuff in one of the rooms and I was trying to clean up and arrange some of the items when I saw some pictures of my fiance and his ex.

Personally,I was surprised he still kept pictures of his ex. (I discovered this ex is in the same church with him. I recognized her cos she is a church worker but he never mentioned they were ever together until I found these pictures). I put them together and my intention was to confront him and later,maybe burn the pictures. So I packed them in a bag waiting for him to return so I can show them to him.

I continued cleaning but I also saw like old CDs and I was wondering which ones to keep or throw away so I had to play them one by one in the DVD to determine which one was still good or which ones are bad so I can throw them away.

Just as I continued playing the CDs,I played one that I was not expecting. It was a sx tape of my fiance and his ex (his church member o) and another woman. I recognized the ex from the photos that I saw earlier on. I was stunned and shocked. Why did he make sx tape of himself having a party with his ex and someone else?
At this point,I lost it and couldn’t wait for him to return. He of course lied that he did not know he still had the pictures and video. He said the video was a mistake. He was young and stupid. The video was made when they were drunk.

I met my fiance through a mutual friend. Never for once did my fiance mention that his ex is still in the same church with him. In fact,he never mentioned her. I go to his church once in while but I never got any hint…I feel so fooled.

For me,its bullshit. All I can picture is him and his ex and that LovePeddler. Who is she,that ex…who is the other woman?…why is the ex pictures and videos still with the man I am getting married to in a few weeks.
My fiance has been begging me,saying he has destroyed the pictures and video.But that is not comforting me,my gut is telling me there is something about this ex. I mean,I know my guy is not a virgin,I know he has been with other girls in the past but never in a million years did I picture him as the kind of guy who would sleep with two women at the same time and even film it.

Plus filming it..he kept the tape…We have been together for 3 whole years…why does is that tape still in existence?Maybe he is still in love with the ex or maybe they are still seeing behind my back.

Or maybe he kept the tape as a reminder of the kind of s*x he likes…I am confused and I truly feel like there is something he is not telling me but he says I am just paranoid for nothing,that there is nothing going on. That he has not spoken to this ex for over 4 years.
Please advise me…is he telling the truth…his motive for making the tape too is scaring me…is he that type of guy or was this just one time stupid mistake?

Abeg nairalanders,make una advise me on what to do?

Pretty sad. Buh play cool. Act like you've forgiven and forgotten. Don't say a word or show any emotions. Then secretly monitor him,maybe thru a third party,like a secret detective,like Joey of "cheaters".
Do it codedly

Well I told you before that I'm 6ft+,hehehe...

Well mine ain't much,just a lady with bigs legs who knows how to do business.
I hustle onboard ship and wouldn't mind giving her my monthly pay if she's good in investing.
And talk about raising kids outta the zoo,hell yeah!!!!!

But 'belle,it gonna be nice for us to see ya pic.

Me'
Pirates of the Caribbean

Bond movies (Roger Moore, Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan)

Italian job

Strikeback

Terminator 1&2
Rambo2,3,4,5
iRobot
Clash of the Titans
Hercules
Scorpion King
Insidious
Assassin games etc

Whatever..don't be deceived, beware of mining industrialists and harvesters, period.

Lzaa immhotep

Again, coneheaded structures and their sophistry

Sophisticated coneheaded structures

myobjective:
We are not supporting the Igbo and stop this attache by force with the SS.

The presidency is coming down south and the Yorubas will gladly participate in the pole.

Only a bastard does attached by force.. I don't have to be an easterner to know what's right.

I repeat,if you sell outs wanna outplay the south,no problemo,the north continues.

You heartless things,you robbed the other south 2015 in favour of strangers and you want same other south to support you now,so much for a "good friend".

Afamed:
The lad does not deserve a pity. Their operation now is to steal your WHEELBARROW brain box within a few minutes you are not close to your
WHEELBARROW

Hmmmm,na wao!
Lzaa immhotep

JABB:
Even me wey no be policeman go catch the Criminal Okey..... These Bastards at the market aid the escape of Okey. Baba I go close the unit of the market till dem find Okey comot.... An as such an hungry man is an angry man. They go provide Okey by force. Useless police dem

Says a popular agberoe BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA!!!!!!!


LZAA

KolaShangOne:
If Traders do not buy stolen parts, the business will become less attractive to the thieves.

ADESANYA IS A THIEF!!!!!! OLEEEEEEE!!!!!!
OLEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

nairavsdollars:
and to imagine 100 percent of Ladipo traders are mostly Igbo

Correct. And the small % who are yorubas are actually the ones behind Adesanya

Lzaa immhotep

LegendHer0:
How many time are we going to tell you people that your vote is inconsequential?

SW don’t need you for anything. Your region have been systematically handicapped after the civil war never to be able to decide who rules the country. The earlier you know the better for you.

The victory you receive in your coalitions with the North during the earlier days was because the SS always vote in agreement with you during those years. However times are changing, check the 2019 election result and you will know the SS already moved on. Systematically you are gradually turning to an island.

The SS are still more important than you guys in politics in Nigeria. You better get that into your brain.

No coalition of the North and SE can beat Osinbajo and El-Rufai ticket in 2023.

I repeat no coalition. Even if you like, create a sultanate position for the North in Igbo land, it won’t stop Yoruba glory.

You’re all ants, you have no weight!!

Just look who's talking!!!
You like your fingers into someone's eyes,he later recovers,now expect that same person to open his eyes to you again,huh?!
Don't ever in your life mention SS again!!!!!!

I'm SS and if you think we have forgotten how you abominable southerners worked against GEJ in favour of the evil north then you have another thinking coming fast!

You worked against a south southerner and now you expect same SS to work for you,is that how life is?!
The guy you qouted spoke the truth and we all know how bitter it is to you yorubas,but who cares. If the south will not unite and support a SE or SS person then the north must continue to rule, period.


There shall be no peace for the wicked and deceitful.

allthingsgood:
You are kind of confusing issues, facts and imagination
what did u mean by kicked out a whole senate president,Saraki ?? Last i checked saraki was never really in APC. Dis APC make him senate president abi u have selectively decided to forget the coup he plotted Someone that claimed to be in APC yet gave deputy senate president to opposition?? Haba

That's typical of you yorubas,you are fond of settling family issues in public,in the sight of strangers,more like washing your dirty linen in public.
Do you think the hausas will ever do such a thing!?
Do you think if Saraki were a core northerner and was kinda stubborn to them,do you think the north will kick him out, regardless of his party affiliation,and allow a southerner to occupy his exhalted position,such position as a whole senate President?! The north will never do that. Only you betraying yorubas can do such an abominable thing just like you did to GEJ.

NaijirianKing:
You have to understand the Fulani man, anywhere he settles he takes on a bit of the culture and language of the host community.

In fact, in the core North some Fulani have become so "Hausanized" that they are almost indistinguishable from the indigenous Hausa people. It's a common occurrence.

That was how coneheaded structures were deceived in old Ilorin that prompted Afonja to pioneer 100m race in athletics.
Lzaa immhotep bastardmod adaibeku

tiredoflife:
Why are u foaming in the mouth
Truth is bitter.
Read ur history
Kwara was conquered by the fulanis.
Yorubas are mere 2nd class tribe in kwara

Hey pay attention!!! Don't mistake comrade Lzaa for some zombies.
I'm pretty sure you qouted the wrong person. Better recognise, thanks.

APCHaram:
bump

Happy new year,man, being a long while. Please take it easy with these excess zombies on here,so they don't get you banned again.
Don't be too direct in your jabs..
I know life doesn't revolve round the forum but we need you around.

allthingsgood:
Ask me why
This is not an insult but fact. 2023 no far again

We are the ones that always use our own hands to pull down the very few persons we have in government, only to start blaming hausa/fulani thereafter of nepotism. Its not nepotism when u are the one rejecting power.


We succeeded in removing kemi adeosun say she no serve nysc blabla. Newsflash how many of the northern elite actually go for nysc. Show me bubu nysc picture or kyari or mamman's nysc certificate. Now that u succeeded how did the north reward u? Kemi is gone and today a nice fulani lady is finance minister. Still the same foolish southerners jubilating that oshiomole has been removed. Mumu people. Use your brain for once. All things being equal APC will produce the next President, VP, Senate, HOR etc. And the very few hands u have that can secure some of the juicy posts for the south are whom u are hell bent on destroying. Kontinuuu

OK, Oshiomole will go, Tinubu will go, Fashola is already out, who else does the south have Such a pity. Educated mumus

The yorubas are mostly to blame.
They merged their popular ACN with the conservative and unpopular CPC and gave the presidency to the north and settled for the position of the "mere commissioner" and here we are today!

They blame and keep blaming GEJ for sidelining them during his tenure but their tin god, tinubu,was actually the one who conspired with the north at the HOR 2011 and benched the PDP woman and made Tambuwal speaker instead.
Not too long ago,they came out with"otoge'' in Kwara and kicked out a whole senate president,Saraki (who is more Yoruba). But today,the senate president is NOT from Kwara but from the north east. How dumb can the otoge people and the sw be!!!!!

Lzaa immhotep

Oshigun:
You keep peddling the discredited cliches and lies while your States and region go to the dogs under your leaders, like Umahi, who are the real azz lickers and betrayers.

Yorubas will be happy to let you continue with the garrulous noise you are known for while we just simply usher in one development initiative after another.

Jesu ma gba mi!!!! Why is that anybody, anybody at all just say something you guys don't agree with and the next thing,you tag him Igbo!!!!!
You people need deliverance from Igbo this Igbo that and Igbophobia