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Romance › Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Iceberg3: 10:09am On Apr 01, 2020
wreckormend:
I was going to reply you with same tone. But on a second thought I, I decided not to add to your grief. It's a new month. The positive vibe around me is so insurmountable. So I got nothing but love for u. Stay safe
Maturity at its peak,kudos. Remain like this in life. God bless
Politics › Re: COVID-19: Osanebi Donates N10M, Truck Of Rice, 600 Cartons Of Noodles, Others by Iceberg3: 9:56am On Apr 01, 2020
johnmartus:
Look at them open teeth widely. They were given the future of their unborn children.
Today is 1st April, your special day.

Please nairalanders,leave this hungry man alone to enjoy his special day.. lolsssssss


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Lzaa imhotep
Celebrities › Re: "There Is No Light" - Ada Ameh Cries Out As She Obeys Sit At Home Order (Video) by Iceberg3: 9:44am On Apr 01, 2020
Gerrard59:
The vast majority of Nigerians are tribalistic and suffer from Stockholm syndrome. Besides, they are also timid. Last I checked, timidity laced with tribal reasoning cannot empower a serious protest. The last "serious protest" had comedians at Ojota in 2011/2. grin
You are very correct,I just hopelessly said that to give myself some splinter of hope.

Tribalism has made everything hopeless in naija.
I regret not travelling out and away when I had the chance some time back.

One thing I hate now in my life is being a Nigerian and being in Nigeria.
The country stinks.
Celebrities › Re: "There Is No Light" - Ada Ameh Cries Out As She Obeys Sit At Home Order (Video) by Iceberg3: 9:41am On Apr 01, 2020
Rgade:
Enugu.
Last night like serious rain with tornadoes and lightning and shit.
I love the rains so much only that in naija,when rain falls,power is almost sure to be affected. But there ain't restriction of movement in Enugu nah, should be fixed nah.
Politics › Re: COVID-19: 11 Million Poor Nigerians To Get Palliatives — FG by Iceberg3: 9:39am On Apr 01, 2020
Jimmyubah2:
They secretly did that in the North. I mean only in the North. I have a close friend who was part of the data collection and registration. Forget this country jur. The south is locked down while the North receives the conditional cash money as businesses and other normal social activities are on going here in North.
Politics › Re: COVID-19: 11 Million Poor Nigerians To Get Palliatives — FG by Iceberg3: 9:21am On Apr 01, 2020
Niorte:
Hmmm

When will the tax payers ever going to benefit from the govt?

Another way to fund the poor in the North. This ought to be shared based on effects on each state.

Lagos people for example should have the largest share as they are the most hit and most affected by the Lockdown.

All those who sell loaves of bread on the road, cold soft drinks and gala are not included on that list. These are struggling Nigerians, not the beggars in the North waiting for free food.

At such a time as this. Every body should be catered for except those who think they don't need federal govt help.

In the US for example, those who earn 75k or below are entitled to $1200 while those who earn above $75k are entitled to $2400 every month.

Here in Nigeria, we always give out money to an imaginary poor people who do not contribute anything to the economy and give no benefits of any kind to those who actually pay their taxes and struggle to work.

80% of the poor are in the north....that's where the money is going but there are only few affected states in the north.

Federal Govt is your government ONLY FOR THE POOR, NORTH??
Very correct. The package is 90% for the north. These are people who don't contribute much to the country. Vat taxes are almost nil in the north but they get the lion of vat revenue derived from other regions.
Celebrities › Re: "There Is No Light" - Ada Ameh Cries Out As She Obeys Sit At Home Order (Video) by Iceberg3: 9:10am On Apr 01, 2020
ttemmi:
When I checked her name, I had a good laugh.

No matter how hard you try, you can't satisfy these so called wailers. Crude flat head people. Awon eyan jatijati.
Smh....
You a very big matured ....@ 40.

You can choose to remain in darkness all your life but know ye, that the world now doesn't need people like you again.
Celebrities › Re: "There Is No Light" - Ada Ameh Cries Out As She Obeys Sit At Home Order (Video) by Iceberg3: 9:07am On Apr 01, 2020
Rgade:
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not a single soul:

My Neighborhood: Rapid gust of wind, trees sway and snap, poles fall, power lines cut. Power goes off. Heavy rain falls.

Only God knows when I will see light again in this house. cry
Eeyah.... Heavy rainfall ke? Which area is that?
Celebrities › Re: "There Is No Light" - Ada Ameh Cries Out As She Obeys Sit At Home Order (Video) by Iceberg3: 9:06am On Apr 01, 2020
ofiko123:
She should use generator nau or inverter instead of shouting online...
Guy it ain't about generator or inverter cos I'm very sure she got them.
Wake up. Darkness should stop in Nigeria.
It's kinda hopeless in Nigeria.
Celebrities › Re: "There Is No Light" - Ada Ameh Cries Out As She Obeys Sit At Home Order (Video) by Iceberg3: 9:03am On Apr 01, 2020
Just look at use terrible, horrible senseless comments everywhere,see Nigerians condemning her!!!!!
Nigerians are doomed human beings!!!! Doomed!!!!

High time everybody stormed the streets in the who country and demand for a drastic change.
High time we all trooped out now and demand for restructuring.


Nigeria is the worst country in the entire world and Nigerians are the worst set of human beings in the world. Nowhere in the world where people put up such bulshyttt as bad roads, agberoes and incessant power outages, darkness!!!!!!

Darkness symbolises evil, backwardness, blindness, retrogressiveness, stagnation, desolation, wretchedness,....
Nigerians should wake up and rise against any government still saying no to the needed restructuring/true federalism!!!!!!!!!!
Family › Re: My Brother Is Sleeping With Our Cousin by Iceberg3: 11:21pm On Mar 31, 2020
Talk to your brother,that if he doesn't call it quits, you will report to your parents. He's your bro and he can't do you anything,he can't throw you out.
Romance › Re: COVID-19: Story Of A Quarantined Cutie Dancing On A Rooftop In Newyork(Pics) by Iceberg3: 11:10pm On Mar 31, 2020
Petyprincess:
When will our Nigerian guys be as romantic as this? All they know is asking "when are you visiting me?" this is one of the things i like about white guys,they can go extra miles to prove their love for you.
Ehnnn?!?!?! I yaff faint!!!!!

Infact, BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!
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Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Free Bags Of Rice For The Elderly In Anambra Arrives by Iceberg3: 7:08pm On Mar 31, 2020
Emmanuelhector:
Not angry.. Just that we both know Willie is a clown and wasted his whole tenure achieving little or nothing.. man is a failure
Well ok...buh you guys should appreciate this gesture nah....
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Free Bags Of Rice For The Elderly In Anambra Arrives by Iceberg3: 7:02pm On Mar 31, 2020
Emmanuelhector:
what brought his parents to this? must you always display your low mentality in defending you fellow failure
Hungry people are always angry lolsssssss

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Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Free Bags Of Rice For The Elderly In Anambra Arrives by Iceberg3: 6:52pm On Mar 31, 2020
Dreal1247:
I don't really know but each time I see this man, I sense failure and hypocrisy. I don't know if it is the same with any other person.
To hell with you.
I doubt if you have and take care of your parents.

The world would be a better place without folks like you.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Projected Among Top 20 Economies In The World By 2050 - BBC by Iceberg3:
That is in the absence of zmbs, coneheaded structures,awon jeun ko ku, Marans de la sophisticataa, agberoes, BMC chop-money mentals, retrogressive mallams and their policies,etc....
Thechameleon understands me very well grin

More seriously,that can only happen if these conservative northerners would quit all power positions in every federal government agency beginning from now.

Lzaa please stay safe.
Culture › Re: Oluwo Akanbi: Infect Me With Coronavirus & Leave The Rest Of The World Out Of It by Iceberg3:
Make cono bros show face na, Afon go ja one time,no be them again.
Thechameleon,e wa wo ikan o

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Family › Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by Iceberg3: 4:53pm On Mar 31, 2020
Iyiataata92:
Woman and complain na 5&6. You dick is small, they complain its too small. Your dick is big, they complain its too big. You cum quick, they call you 40 seconds man. You last longer, they accuse you of using drug. You do this, no. You do that, no.

What do they really want?
Tell me now,heyyoo!!!!
Tell me now,what do bitches want from a niggggr??
Politics › Re: Gen Adeniyi Sacked After He Decried Troop Welfare In Viral Video-fkk by Iceberg3: 4:50pm On Mar 31, 2020
AlfaSeltzer:
Another coward Afonja talks his way out of battle field.
BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!
BUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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Chai!!!! Ajokas jaff suffer!!!!

Thechameleon in Hotoro couldn't take it grin grin
Education › Re: 7 Coronavirus Grammar Lessons You Should Know by Iceberg3: 4:44pm On Mar 31, 2020
TheChameleon:
Dabullit. watch yourself. Hotoromental. Gmbuharii.
Haba! What I does na?!?!

Ta ni dabulla? E wo ni totoromental?
Wa ne ne gambuhari?



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Politics › Re: After The Corona Epidemic, A Few Lessons For Africa. by Iceberg3: 2:14pm On Mar 31, 2020
But north is a burden to the south..the only problem of the south are the tigerclaws
Education › Re: 7 Coronavirus Grammar Lessons You Should Know by Iceberg3: 2:11pm On Mar 31, 2020
OnlineTv2347:
I know grammar is the last thing on most people’s minds right now, but for the few people who care (and who have been sending me inquiries in private messages), here're 7 coronavirus grammar lessons:

1. People test positive FOR coronavirus, not “TO” it. It is, “El-Rufai tests positive FOR coronavirus,” not “El-Rufai tests positive TO coronavirus.”

2. Quarantine is pronounced KWO-RAN-TEEN, not KWO-RAN-TAIN, in both British and American English. In other words, quarantine rhymes with "canteen," not "valentine."

3. Coronavirus is a single word, although “corona virus” is an acceptable variant.

4. People tend to use (“self-)quarantine” and “(self-)isolation” interchangeably, but they’re different. You (self-)quarantine yourself when you suspect that you may have the disease because you have come in contact with people who have tested positive for it. You go into (self-)isolation when you test positive for the disease.

If you stay home NOT because you came in contact with people who have the disease and NOT because you tested positive for it, but because your government insists you do, or you do so on your own volition just to eliminate or decrease your chances of getting the disease, it’s called “shelter in place.”

5. An epidemic is a disease that temporarily affects a large number of people in a locality while a pandemic is a disease that has spread throughout a country, a continent or the entire world. Coronavirus is obviously a pandemic.

6. You don't "contact" a disease; you "contract" it. So people can only "contract" coronavirus, not "contact" it.

7. Finally, the other name for coronavirus is COVID-19 not COVIK-1.9

Please share to others to be informed!

Source: http:///news/detail/42b39ad96623de7ea4af1831251fe5b2?product
Highly sophisticated mo_______rannnnnns and Coneheaded structures take note
Foreign Affairs › Re: Burundi Is Only Country In Africa Without reported Covid 19. This Is The Secret. by Iceberg3: 2:06pm On Mar 31, 2020
He is a bloody coneheaded structure....
A big empty one only good at,as usual, making noise....

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Health › Re: Coronavirus: Lagos On Total Lockdown (Pictures, Video) by Iceberg3: 1:26pm On Mar 31, 2020
No agberoes....I wish we will never see agberoes again grin
Politics › Re: Gas Shortage: Blackout Looms Nationwide As Gencos Cut Generation by Iceberg3: 9:42am On Mar 31, 2020
As if there's been power before. Nonsense
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: FG Starts Immediate Cash Transfer To Poorest Households - Farouk by Iceberg3: 9:39am On Mar 31, 2020
Ogonimilitant:
When l look at what is happening in the country today, l bow for Igbos and none Igbo Biafrans who were able to sustain life regardless of blockades from land and sea by the Nigerian government.

See how people are crying and the government is planning to shear money to Nigerians which l know will still elude the Igbos.

Just one week and people are crying murder. Just feel the pain this people went through for 3years.
Yet they are still resolute. Under siege of Tanks and barrels of Gun. Diseases and starvation ravaged the cities instead the Nigerian government blocked every medical assistance from Redcross and foreign donors.

This is a test of what a people faced for 3yrs

Let's pray the government will sincerely make peace with the Igbos for our country to grow.

God bless us
Im SS but God bless you richly. Whatever they wanna share is more than 50% for the northerners. God is our sustainer
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Mamora Says Each Test Costs The Government ₦10,000 by Iceberg3: 7:39am On Mar 31, 2020
Hoodbilonia:
God cursed nigeria 4life
O ga ooo. The thing is that,we are cursed with bad wicked merciless evil diabolic arrogant leaders. And the illiterate and zomB masses ain't helping matters either
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Mamora Says Each Test Costs The Government ₦10,000 by Iceberg3: 7:35am On Mar 31, 2020
goldensoul55:
Useless government . the US have conducted hundred of thousands of test never mentioned the cost to the citizens, meanwhile u are already screaming for a few number of test being conducted . Stupiid useless people .



Do u know how much I have lost this periodas a result of this imported disease u and your children. Brought upon us.
Seconded.
They are so shameless,it's as if they are doing us a huge favour being in position.

It's time as this that govt should be more closer to the people and make provisions, essentials, necessities available at all cost to the people..
It's such a shame we have these arrogant,ignorant people as our leaders.
This country needs serious drastic purging and overhaul
Crime › Re: SARS Arrests Bus Carrying Children To Unknown Destination In Abia (Photos) by Iceberg3: 11:47pm On Mar 30, 2020
Smartwave:
If is North or west now!!!!!!!!!! You would have see alot of insult like " skull mining, alrmajiri etc. Now is right in there zonehuh?
North/west,hmmmm coupling couples

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Crime › Re: SARS Arrests Bus Carrying Children To Unknown Destination In Abia (Photos) by Iceberg3: 11:46pm On Mar 30, 2020
Sammy07:
Baby factory....
Only in one region..
Says a senior mining industrialist

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Health › Re: COVID-19 Lockdown: Household Items You Should Consider Buying by Iceberg3: 10:39pm On Mar 30, 2020
ipobarethieves:
Gaari,Beans,rice,sugar,palm oil,Groundnut oil,Groundnut for emergency like garri,kids indomitable,spaghetti,eggs
Lido game,film etc
Petroleum in case
No time
Shut up, thank you.
Politics › Re: Chris Olakpe, LASTMA CEO, Is Dead by Iceberg3: 6:21pm On Mar 30, 2020
Serious.
God rest his soul.

God have mercy on us all.

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