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aumeehn:
BUHAHAHAHA @DA BOLDED

u see ur life? ..... OLOSHI

KINDLY SPARE SOME TIME AND READ THIS!!!!
*I Miss
those days when we went to school, lined up & the
headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform
& then we match to our classrooms...Yo u Remember na??
*Those days of Nasco Biscuit, Okin Biscuit, disgestive biscuit, coconut biscuit speedy biscuit, Trebor, Iced Colored water tied in nylon which we called "lolly"
*The days of Goody- Goody & Pako
Biscuit, kulikuli and dankuya
*The days of Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs
Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar....Edet is a boy
*Those
days when we wear 5shirts and put carton in our
nicker to avoid much pain when we are flogged
*Those days when we sneak out of school to pluck Mangoes
*Those days when we feign illness just to
dodge farm work(lol)
*Chei, I also remember those
days when one naira na CORRECT money, when
groundnut was 5kobo & Choco Milo Sweet was 5
kobo
*Those days of messing game,who is in the
garden, police catch thief, fire on the mountain, etc..
*Those days when we use to build houses with sand, play suwe and king game, tinco tinco,change ur style, ten ten,
skipping, who do u want to marry marry who do u want to marry superdy !.... U remember nah!!!
*Those days
when we used do and move boris motor those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, when boys used
to use the paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy's
hanger as the steering
*Those days when rubber band was stock exchange!!
*Those days when
Votron, Jimbo, Power Rangers and Spider Man were
our favourite cartoons
*Those days of Limca and gold spot soft
drinks & Choco Milo advert on black & white TV +
sunday rendevous by 1:30pm
*Those days when we
used say 'leke leke give me white finger'
*Those days when Eleganza Pen was the best
*Those days when
we used to drink water from the tap and even suck
out the water if it's not coming out
*Those days
when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 minutes,
then national anthem before they resume program @
4pm *Those days when Basket sandals, Simbi & Bata sandals were the best
*Those days we used to shout
"airplane throw bag of money for me" *Those days
when we all sing sandalili sandalili... DSTV has come.
No more old fun.I'm really proud to have
experienced all this. If you are reading all dis and not smiling, it means
you belong to the Indomie generation...

Na wa

When Lieutenant Gen Ihejirika was dealing with boko_haram seriously and mercilessly some of d northern elders shouted genocide, bt nw dat d table has turned around its now Jonathan

stebell:
The God Nigerians pray to will not allow that Taliban of a Buhari be our president.

tufiakwaaaaaaa, God 4bid bad tin, dat ll b d gr8test abomination d world has ever known..

stebell:
tnx man. tho I love Barca but i dont see them winning the UCl. and for that taliban Buhari, even children about to be delivered knows he cant win an election.

tnx again bro.

u ar welcum broder


A man comin on a revenge mission can
neva rule dis great nation Nigeria;

A man who sees his religion as the best
and believes the nation shuld b islamise
can neva rule our beloved Nigeria;

An old wicked wolf pretendin 2b a sheep
can neva rule this giant of africa Nigeria;

A man who believes in bloodshed and killin
of innocent Nigerians jst because he lost an
election,can and wil neva eva rule dis
sweet nation Nigeria;

A man who must discredit and lie
2nigerians on d day of his declaration can
neva rule dis rich nation Nigeria;

An old man full of bitternes and
resentment, who says if he loss d elections
den blood wil flow;can neva rule dis
blessed nation Nigeria;

A man who promised 2mak the country
UNGOVERNABLE for an elected and true
democrat,wil neva smell d seat of power or
rule dis beloved nation Nigeria;


A man who has ruled over your fathers many years ago and still want 2 rule over you, we say a big God 4bid to dat


A man whose apperance alone tells all d
wicked agenda in his mind can neva rule
dis lovely nation Nigeria;

A man who said in 2003 that muslim should only vote muslim ticket, can neva & ever rule dis gr8t nation.


( Dat wolf will never and ever smell dat seat of power, may b in his grave)

stebell:
OP, yu shud be ashamed of yourself. so cos yu kno he is declaring today yu and ur rodents up North decided to bomb so as to foil todays activity. yu hav failed.

2moro yu wud say ur North is not developed.

GEJ till una stop to bomb and kill una people.

mhen i love ur signature, u ar 2 much plsssssss and plsssssss keep it up & dnt remove it plsssssssss, unlike d oder fool

Just wanted to know

Hmmmmm

Am a very big fan of GEJ, bt if Apc culd bring Kwakwaso or anyoder apart 4rm Buhari and Atiku den Apc has my vote and d votes of my family

God Almighty

Gud

Gud

Hahaha

dunkem21:
Thanks for at least accepting the lies being peddled by cramjones and you. Nigeria is at war with BH and their numbers is far greater than the NA. The reason why BH succeeds is because we have people like you just like their sponsors that are apologetic to their cause and will quickly pass the buck to the Govt forgetting that a lot of Generals from a particular region promised to heat up the polity and make the country ungovernable. If the govt goes hard on BH, they complain of genocide knowing that these people hide amongst citizens to perpetrate their devilish acts or would you really want a whole region levelled?
The terrorist group will never find their way down south because they cannot thrive and the terrains are not familiar with them. The people will easily point them out because of divergent views, beliefs and culture. Yes, kidnapping went from expatriates to the rich and to anybody but it was just an upgrade of armed robbery. Before, it was armed people bursting your door to ask for money but noticed that bulk of the money are kept in the bank and kidnapping was birthed. Goodluck is fighting these vices head on and I think we should offer advice to help him not changing another govt that wont still know how to quash the terrorists unless they were the ones that sponsored them in the first place to make the govt look incompetent.
Last bullet: Do you know that if GEJ opponents win, BH will stop immediately even without negotiations.

oh boy u 2 much, i go die 4 uuu, i carry my two hands 4 up 4 u, i hail thee, God go bless d womb wen give birth to u, 999,000,000,000,000 likes 4 u, u 2 much... I knee down 4 ground dey hail u

I 1st created dix same thread bt it was deleted y?

LilNetty:
Titanic Did It, Romeo Did It, So Would You Accept To Die In The Place Of Your Lover?
Drop Your Comment?

@Op wetin cum b all dis 1 naaa, y u cum dey copy my thread naaa

Mkelvin:
those days wen 504 were used by govenment officials

u jst killed it bro

50calibre:
Guys please take a look at this guy, a potential boko haram recruit.. click on his profile and see for yourself.

This is a young boy who should concern himself with making something useful of his life, instead he's immersed himself into a world of religious bigotry & intolerance.

This young man here is quintessential example of the average Nigerian youth of today,.... Lacking in ambition & common sense but rich in stup*idity.

I feel sorry for this boy, his future doesn't look promising.

u see ur bent life?
U see d main reason y ur pa disown u?
Ur pa with he round head, wen no go skul
ur ma sabi read?
With ur wowo face *Oloshi*

Wen i read sum comments on other threads here, mostly 4rm d Christain folks here, tears will jst started dripping 4rm my eyes.


Thurkey has 98% Christain and 2%Muslim for 1,866 years, but today Turked is 99% Muslims and 1% Christain


i wept for all Christain here, bcus u are all playing with fire, u dnt knw wat is cumin ur way


Christainity is a jst 100+ old in Nigeria

Sharia was mentioned in d Nigerian constitution 11 times


Muslim was mentioned in d Nigerian constitution same 11times

Mosque was mentioned in d Nigerian constitution 8Times

Allah and Mohammed was mentioned in d Nigerian constitution 6times each


Christain was mentioned in d Nigerian constitution 0 times


Church was mentioned in d Nigerian constitution 0 times


Jesus Christ was mentioned in d Nigerian constitution 0 times


Now tell me, u see y sum muslim elders call boko haram freedom fighters, yes i totally agreed with dem dey are freedom fighters, and dey are fighting 4 deir rights bcus sharia was mentioned in the Nigerian constitution & dey want sharia

bunmioguns:
abeg carry go jo



I no get your time

y u go get my tym? *Oloshi*

bunmioguns:
Attention seeker



I don't have your time




Only a fool like you will be satisfied with the current situation of Nigeria politics

u see ur life?
Yeye dey smell

bunmioguns:
When Ali Modu Sherrif(alleged Boko Haram sponsor) decamped from APC to PDP, he was giving extra security and allowed to and fro @ Maiduguri airport, Aminu Tambuwal decamped from PDP to APC his security details were withdrawn and his name removed from NASS website


Politics in Nigeria, make you just sit down dey look

u ar a tough fool, do u knw hw many Governors decamped 4rm PDP 2 APC, after d 2011 Elections? y did't dey removed deir security?

Eh eh

Huh *Surprised* hw did i get here, (A second ago i waz on front page) smh

iceberylin:
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lol

MAMA JENNIFER
Mama Jennifer born three children for her
sailor husband.


Dem dey stay top for one storey building
for Sapele.


Anytime the husband go sea, she go dey
doke their neighbour, Femi wey be
bachelor wey dey stay bottom of the
upstair.


One time when the husband come, one
other tenant cum tell am say e dey
suspect e wife with the guy.


This thing cause serious wahala for the
compound that week befor the husband
cum go back.


That first week, mama Jennifer couple.


The second week of her husband
travelling nai she cum start to dey go
doke this guy again.


Wetin don enter person blood, e dey hard
to comot am.


This fateful night, NEPA seize light.
She don baff and feed her children. She
cum do dem make dem sleep. Befor 8 O
clock, all of dem don dey sleep.


Mama
Jennifer go kitchen, serve food for cooler,
cum off the candle, lock the parlour door.


Na so she carry key inside her husband
shirt pocket cos na her hussy shirt she
wear that night. Na so she take climb
down go meet her guy who don dey
room dey wait her since.


As usual, she lock the guy sitting room
door for inside.
She cum carry the food wey she cook go
give am for room. Rechargeable light dey
on for the room even the parlour.


The guy end the gbagba akra and hot eba
finish nai show start.
She cum pull her skirts, naked, nai she
climb bed.


As dem dey commit dey go, nai be light
wey NEPA bring. Small time nai pipo begin
shout for the compound.


Fire o!
Fire o!!
Fire o!!!
When NEPA bring light, wire spark for
inside mama Jennifer house. Fire cum
start to burn.
Smoke don full everywhere.


The three
children nor dey see. The senior one
manage reach the door, but the door dey
locked.
Compound pipo dey shout.
The fire don dey spread enter the next
flat for top.


When dem dey shout fire fire, na so
mama Jennifer jump from the guy bed.
Everybody for the compound see her
when she dey come out from the guy
house.


Befor she finally open her house door,
the three children don roast like goat for
the fire.


Na so she take faint wey dem take carry
her go hospital.


This na marriage of 15 years o.
Dem don wire message to the husband
now say see wetin happen.
The husband dey ask now
Wetin unu advice am to do.


And my pipo, wetin unu advice the
woman to do befor her hussy come?
See, if you as a woman get any reason
why you must cheat on your husband or
straff another man, I advice make you
divorce your husband first befor you go
dey sleep with your man friend which is
even bad.


I dey cum Make I go sidon near papa Jennifer to
console am.