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Frying pan to fire... Bt honestly keshi shud go, and i also see d nff recalling keshi in d nearest future

I will make this Country ungovernable in power fails to come 2 me in dis 2011 general elections


Sai Boko_hari

HARDDON:
Vic wor? Sorry to disappoint u.
A lion does not turn a puccupine at the flip of d coin. If every guy was like yours truly, men would eat at the very exalted tables they were fashioned for n not scrub scraps ...

Let's say I'm a voice of correction to these whack guys that don't know that not for naughts were they born .
N to C snubs like u who think d sun shines out of ur bu77s , try something more challenging like having Kul people who u can hv intellectual talks with n r challenging, not having 500bbm contacts yet none got brains.

"No disrespect buh I killa queen !"






Btw, how twisted can u get? Advertizing ur pin on ur signature so u can hv more recharge card clients? N when they don't send, u turn blind eyes to their pings ?

my guy u over 2much, i hail thee, u 2 muchhhhh

Islam is a religion of peace... Hahahahahahahahaha

Mohammed d father of terrorism well done ooooo, ur children are really trying in d learning of deir handwrk

And some don born but dem dey pray to
born other children.
Woman wey dey find pikin, nor dey dey
happy o.
Make we all try to understand somethings
about dem.
1. Nor be all barren case nai be woman
fault cos some go say na abortion wey
she do.
Many nor do abortion. But pikin dey hard
dem.
2. Na God dey give pikin.
3. Sometimes, na the man dey get the
problem wey nor dey make wife get
belle.
4. Maybe the man get accident wen e
small and d thing affect e reproductive
strenght.
5. Maybe d man also get infection wey e
nor quick threat and it dey also dey affect
man power to born. etc
This moment, make we say a prayer to all
married couple wey dey find the blessing
of pikin.
Let us pray.
Father in heaven,
You know say Sapele OgheneK (Tafia),
This forum represent all families for
Sapele and Delta State.
Baba, give husbands the grace to
continue to be enduring and to dey
faithful.
Make dem nor dey carried away by pipo
words.
And make dem love their home even
while dey wait for your blessing.
Amen.
Give wives the grace to remain steadfast,
patient and persevering. Make dem
remain focus in you. Make bad friends
nor lead dem to wrong path where dem
for dey buy evil pikin or carry evil belle.
And make dem dey wise not to answer all
men wey dey abuse and laff dem becos
of their condition.
Amen.
Baba, some of these wives, na their sin
make dem barren.
We pray for forgiveness. Have mercy on
dem. Amen.
And those wey be say na enemies dey
delay their pregnancy, Baba, fight for
dem.
Amen.
On this note, we carry the bucket of tears
wey all the women for Sapele wey dey
find pikin don cry, we carry am cum put
for your front this day.
Replace am with tears of babies.
This we ask with a heart of hope in Jesus
mighty name.
Amen.


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BLESS THEIR WOMB
Jen yawn as she stretch for bed when
she wake up that morning.
She cum look her hussy wey still dey
sleep. Na so Mark face fine for the sleep.
Smile dey around e lips like who dey
dream.
Jen cum go kitchen. Na so her fine yansh
dey shake sheke sheke for the nika
nightie wey she wear.
After sometime, she cum come back with
a cup of tea wey she put for saucer. One
small pikin spoon dey inside.
Jen use her left hand take tap her hussy
for leg
"Honey
Honey.
Wake up"
As Mark dey open e sleepy eyes, na e
wife fine face e first see.
E clean e face nai he smile
"Honey, good morning"
As e greet e wife, na so Jen carry the tea
for e hand.
"My love, use this to start the day.
Good morning my Lord"
Na so Mark collect the tea. E cum first turn
am with the spoon as e start to enjoy the
aroma of the lipton tea befor e sip am.
As e sip again, Jen cum sidon for the bed,
take hand dey rub he beards...
My pipo, na the dream of every married
couple to start every day with a friendly
approach.
But situations for life dey make many of
us dey forget the good way to start
everyday.
Simple things wey man and woman need
to do together every morning, dey
always dey strenghten love.
Kiss every morning.
Appreciate the beauty of your partner.
Give breakfast on bed.
And pray together every morning.
Pikin norva come o.
I beg, all these new couple, make unu dey
enjoy unuself before pikin go carry their
own wahala come o.
Na so Jen and Mark take dey enjoy every
morning befor dem dey go work. Many
times, dem go doke sleep. And when dem
wake up again, na still doking befor dem
dey baff.
Marriage is partly all about doking.
Lolz.
This na the first 6 months of their
marriage.
No quarrel.
Dem still dey cook pot of soup with 5k.
Na so dem two dey happy.
But dem say, the spinal cord of happiness
nor dey strong.
Any small cane nai dey break am.
Dem two dey bed dey sleep when dem
hear footsteps for their parlour.
Befor Mark say make e go check wetin
dey sup, na three guys e meet for the
parlour dey scatter everywhere say dem
be armed robbers.
Na so dem raid the full house, succeed to
thief almost 250k wey Mark wan carry go
Lagos the next day go buy handset wey
e dey sell.
If dem go like that e for good.
Na so the three bandits cum rape Jen join.
Mark nearly mad when e finally rush her
reach clinic that night becos she cum
weak like who don die.
Na so e dey pace up and down for the
hospital till the doctor cum tell am say
make e nor worry. Say e go flush all the
rubbish wey those idiots deposit for Jen
body.
I beg my pipo, we know say armed
robbery nor be work, but make unu still
dey use unu brain.
If unu go rob, make unu try avoid
Shooting,
Killing,
Raping.
At least, make unu still dey apply a sense
of decency to unu evil acts.
When Mark discharge Jen come house, na
there many things for change.
To Mark, e wife don share her bed with
some one else.
E nor cum too love her like befor.
Everytime when e wan sleep with her, e
go dey imagine those three bastards wey
rape her.
Na so e mind go just dull once.
My pipo, nor be everything we dey use
dey blame woman.
Make we try dey feel their pains
sometimes.
Pikin go sick for house, papa go blame
mama.
Make we dey try dey love our women
even when dem dey pass through stress.
Na so cold war take start for their house.
House wey peace and love dey befor,
cum turn to where trouble dey make bed
sleep.
As day dey break, na so Mark dey dislike
Jen.
To sleep with Jen cum dey hard am.
The thing cum dey trouble Jen.
Time dey go, Jen nor dey get belle.
One year, 2 years till 5 years pass, no
pikin.
Unu know say, pikin issue nor dey
disturb man reach woman. Nowhere Jen
nor go for prayers and help.
One faithful evening, Jen with her
husband dey house dey watch film nai be
korkorkor for door.
Na mama Mark with one other girl wey
carry about 2 years old pikin for back nai
dey gate.
When Jen open door for dem, nai mama
Mark and Mark start to quarrel. Befor Jen
understand wetin dey go on, the matter
don turn for ground.
All the while wey Jen norva get belle,
mama Mark call Mark tell am say make e
go marry another wife.
say if e nor gree make the girl go stay
Mark house, make Mark bring the girl cum
her place.
But becos of the love Mark get for e wife,
e say no.
But when the pressure don too much, e
cum agree to give another girl belle make
she born pikin for am. Say the girl and the
pikin go stay e mama place till e go drive
Jen comot from e house.
My pipo, women dey suffer well well o.
But one thing be say, na women dey still
dey make women suffer.
Some ladies go see man with ring for
hand, know say e don marry. Becos the
man go promise dem some things, dem
go ready to born for am. And for their
presence, the man go drive their wife
from house.
Some go even follow the man plan kill e
wife.
E nor good o.
As mama Mark dey shout for Jen make
she park her load, Jen just dey look her
husband whether e go stand for her. But
Mark just sidon dey look tv like say e nor
know wetin dey happen.
Na so Jen take cry park her things leave
her husband house for another woman
becos she nor born.
My pipo,
If unu look around our society, unu go
see a lot of women wey dey carry this
burden wey Jen dey carry.
If woman wey you marry nor fit born for
you, e nor give you as a man the right to
give another woman belle out of
wedlock.
As a man, a barreness nor be the problem
of woman alone. Na the problem of the
both man and wife.
In our family, we dey always get one or
two women wey dey find pikin.
Some norva born once.
And some don born but dem

Na wa ooo, u nor trar paper na who cum tear am... Bloody liar, only u do sumtin finish, only u dey deny am, with ur witch bird name

[quote author=dovelike post=27086918]Lol.Why,thank you. [/quote

dnt mention dear]

dovelike:
Yes oo,I just realised we have better things to do than debate if psquare's wives are light or dark skinned.Rather,let them come and see if we are light or dark skinned

u jst killed it madam, dat was exactly my whole thought. U are a very intelligent girl

Arva:
I have so many reasons why I should date a shy and introvert guy which I believe many of you forumites will agree to. Usually we ignore the shy and introvert guys, and date the confident, thug looking, rich, tall and ugly guys. The latter kind of guys are not usually the best in my opinion. Have you ever thought about dating a shy guy? There are so many different benefits and you'll be glad you did.

1. They are less intimidating
Confident and extrovert guys can be so intimidating because they surrounds themselves with all kinds of girls and bad manners. Shy guys are less intimidating. They are very gentle and meek and are less likely to reject you. This is one big reason to start rolling along with a shy guy. You'll love them.

2. It’s easy to make them blush
Shy guys have the tendency to blush easily with the slightest of compliments. Just compliment them about their looks and appearance and you'll see the magic of their blush. That really melts my heart a lot unlike the confident and rough guys who will only say a "thank you". That's even if they say it at all. Try dating a shy guy today. You'll love 'em

3. Shy guys won’t cheat on you
Shy guys will never cheat on you. Relationship cheating is what many girls hate and shy and introvert guys will never stoop so low to have another girl behind you but reverse is the case for confident and extrovert guys. They like to explore anything they see with boobs and big behinds even if its not human . Confident and extrovert guyz are just so awkward. You'll never like them. I prefer the introvert guys. They'll always stick to you.

4. They are so true, real and genuine
Me loves these set of guys because they are so true to themselves. They will never deceive you. They are just so charming and will never lie to you.

5. They are good listeners.
Shy and introvert guys are just awesome for one thing. They are extremely good listerners. Never will they counter you in any discussion or disrupt the flow of the discussion. All these adorable guys do is listen, listen, listen and listen. Unlike the extrovert guys who will just keep shouting to the extent that other people around you will hear the content of your discussion . Shy guys will never stoop so low to that extent. They are always very quiet and meek.

6. They don't party, drink nor smoke.
I'm begining to convince you that shy guys are cool right ? Another reason you should date a shy guy is that they don't engage in party, alcohol or weed. They being an introvert will not even allow them such bad manners. Reverse is the case for the confident guys. They'll make sure they engage in all sort of party. They being an extrovert makes them to boast about the latest and most expensive wines and alcohols they've tasted, they amount of weed the smoke daily and the number of girls they've had sex with from funmi to funke to fumilade to fumilayo That's crazy isn't it ? Shy guys are just so cool to themselves. They don't need to brag about anything. Whatever happens never leaks out.

7. Shy and introvert guys are very educated and very intelligent.
This is very true. Shy guys are very educated and very intelligent. They being very intelligent leaves them with no time for social activities. They are so charming. Date an introvert today and you'll be glad you did. I had one as a boyfriend and I wish I had him back.
Feel free to add yours.

Where to find a shy guy.
1: Shy guys are very easy to find. If you are still in the university, you can find them at the back seat of your classroom. When others are gones after a lecture, shy guys always remain alone, sitting down, alone with their thought. This is always your best time to approach them. Just compliment him on anything and watch him blush. They are very friendly.

2: During your NYSC.
During your service year, you'll find many of them at the orientation camp. I had sweet experiences with one during my NYSC days. He was so sweet and charming. You'll always find them at the back of the crowd doing almost nothing. They just stand there and clap for others engaging in one task or the other. They are very gentle set of people so don't mind them for not partaking in activites. They don't want to look rough like the extrovert guys. Those of you going for NYSC batch c come november 2014, watch out for the shy guys. You'll love them.

3: During church service
These awesome set of beings are easy to find during church service. They always sit at the back, rarely dance when its time for offering and they rarely come out to give testimonies because they are shy. Isn't that cool ? Unlike the extrovert guys that will even go the awkward length of dancing shoki and skelewu during church service . Shy guys will never do this . Oh how can I even forget the way they blush when you ask them questions during sunday school. They are so adorable.
Feel free to add yours.

How to know if a guy is shy and an introvert.

Its very easy to spot these sweet guys. They will always blush at every single thing you say. Another way to spot them is to monitor their movements. Never will you see a shy guy going out unnecessarily. They are always indoors and only come out with their charming self at night. These people are just so cool. Date one today and you'll be glad you did. I can testify to this. We dated for years and sweet memories still ring in me.

All dat u wrote here is %999,000,000,000,000 true, am a living testimony 2 dat itsss really true

dovelike:
Ok

tnx very much 4 ur understanding bcus if its 2 b sum pple on nl all i ll get is insults in return

dovelike:
Whats your definition of fair?If Anita is fair,then is Lola an albino?

all i knw is Lola & Anita are both fair skinned & dere is no doubt about dat

dovelike:
Who said that? Anita is dark skinned.Its just proper management and use of good products that makes the children to look good and light skinned,if they are

hey... Hw cn u say such word dat Anita is dark skinned , dnt u have eyes and u also said d same about d kids... U funny well well ooooo

helphelp:
Wetin the like wan do to your life

wetin concern ur life concern d like?

Very cute bt dem dun dey spoil d small boy @ dis yung age...... And peter's wife luks like an halfcast, dey both married fair skinned women datz y deir children were also fair

The fear of ebola is d begining of W..... Like seriously hiv na omomo 4 were ebola dey, hiv will kill u in 8 to 10yrs bt ebola cn kill u in jst 21days and contracting ebola is far more easier dan hiv... God bless the Federal Republic Of Nigeria... ...God bless all our APC and PDP leaders... If u blive Nigeria is totally free 4rm ebola & ebola is no longer coming back hit Like

Hehehehe... I jst dey observe

Buhahahaha

Singing in chinese language... Chan wi chan chan chan waaannnnn, kam ba yin ya yin yan yin yaaaaaan,

Generator ko?
Handset ni?

Speechless 4 nw..... I jst dey observe

All of una funny die ooo, if u jst dey person say make u give am ur passport and he nor tell u wetin he one use am do or y he dey ask u 4 ur passport, u go give am? Keshi nor tell am say he name dey d list and he send another person cum request 4 d passport without telling d dude wat his passport wanted 2 b used 4

Toybreezy:
Who gave u d right to give d other person the right to go ahead ehn impostor!!! I'm the op okay!

u ar a very stupid fool, do u by any means knw wat we ar discussing abt... Am d op mtchewwwww

marcnelly:
please permit me to copy and paste....

u have 100% of my permission to do it on any website u like

South africans get mind ooo, haters

Clueless Jonathan now i knw y d Apc e-goats are attacking u, its bcus u ar so clueless and dumb, u ar d wost president dis country has ever produced... I will nt support u again... Big fool..... APC=CHANGE

Na wa

Again

Na wa

princemolak: Now that Election is near, Nigeria Army is now gaining upper hand in its battle against the so called "Islamic Radicals" God dey ooo

u ar d biggest bastard i have ever cum accross on planet earth, bcus wen boko haram was gaining extra upper hand u & ur apc e-goats said he was using it to reduce d north-east population so dat election will nt hold there, and now that d Nigerian army are gaining upper hand u and ur bastards Apc e-goats are spilling another trash... FOOLS