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Hello all nairalanders, please help me i lost my p.v.c last two weeks ago, it was the p.v.c i used in voting at the presidential election and and also the governorship election, and also on the senetorial re-run election which is last two weeks ago that was also the day i lost it, and the main problem am currently having now is for me to retrieve my sim card, because it was the p.v.c i have been using to retrieve my sim card ever since, but just yesterday i went to mtn office to retrieve my sim but dey refused to do it for me because i don't have my p.v.c and also i don't have an i.d card all i have now is my w.a.e.c 2010 school i.d card which they refused, so i don't know what to do anymore because this is the line i have been using eversince and i don't want to lose it and i also need the p.v.c not just for the retrieving of me line but also in case of an election, please help me on how to apply and get another one because i can't wait for another four (4) years. Thanks

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brytandre:
Been on the "jelqing" exercise for a month plus now and I must say there's been improvements:

1. Appearance is thicker and longer

2. Blood flows in quickly, giving it a full look before actual erection.

3. Early morning hard-ons.

4. Improved libido and intense orgasms


My Joystick is quite sensitive though and I need thicker clothing to hide erections wen aroused in public, but its ok. Length gain thus far is 0.5" (I.e from 6" to 6.5". And girth is 0.5" (from about 4.0" to 4.5".

I'm still on it, wanna see wat happens after 6months.

i tell u, d jelqing really works like magic we are on the same sit man pls post your number here so dat i can b able to call you and ask about your gains and hw u are coping with ur size, bcus we are on dsame situation... Tanx

floma07:
Oh boi no be small tin ooo

i dey tell u

Hawlahscho:
Let me quickly change My signature.

lol

rubey:
When you offend a woman, just pray she does not hold it against you!

Gbam!!! , u jst nailed it

AFTER GOD, FEAR WOMAN Na base on my experience as a marriage
counsellor and inspiration from personal
encounter with pipo nai I take write this
book wey I title




"Devil Dey Fear Woman"



Just go through the first 10 issues wey
make chapter one of the book.



1. Carol and Felicia na two best friends
wey dey husband house. When Carol get
one kain issue with her hussy, her hussy
cum tell her to park. Felicia and her hussy
try to settle the matter but carol husband
say e need space now. Felicia cum tell her husband say make carol cum stay with
dem for the meantime befor she go settle
with her husband. Only one week nai
Carol stay the house befor she begin doke
Felicia husband. Befor Felicia know wetin
dey sup, her husband don drive her from house as e continue dey doke her friend
as new wife.



2. When Lucy born finish, her younger
sister cum follow her mama come do
ormugor. Na the two months wey dem
stay nai Lucy younger sister for get belle
for Lucy husband. Being say dem come
from one kain funny tribe for Nigeria, their family say make Lucy husband
kukuma pay Lucy younger sister bride
price make e marry her join e wife. Befor
dem even start to hold family meeting,
Lucy younger sister don poison Lucy die.




3. Benson carry babe wey e wan marry go
show e papa. Befor dem do the marriage,
the babe don dey straff Benson papa.
Dem continue their doking till the babe
get belle. When she wan born, pikin nor
gree come out. Doctors say both mama and pikin go kpuff if dem do operation.
Na for native nai dem for tell the babe to
confess becos the pikin for belle say e dey
vex. Na so the babe take talk how she
take start to dey service both papa and
son.




4. Clara husband travel yankee for two
years course. Befor e come back, Clara
don get belle for e driver. She try to do
abortion but the thing back fire. Na when
her husband come back nai her bleeding
start. She feel say the abortion through. She dey unconscious for hospital wey the
husband rush her go when the doctor for
tell am say na complication from the
abortion wey she do nai dey worry her.
When God cum wake her up, her hussy
threaten to kill her befor she gree confess say na driver dey shine her congo when
the hussy nor dey.




5. When small Yinka dey sick anyhow, nai
her papa cum carry am go hospital make
doctor check her. Na from genotype test
the doctor for tell papa Yinka say Yinka
na AS. The papa na AA. E wife na AA. So
how come? Na so e eye dey red when e dey ask mama
Yinka. Na last last she for confess say na
her ex nai give her penalty befor her
wedding. That free kick score goal. So,
Yinka nor be papa Yinka pikin.




6. Every evening, Eguonor go tell her
husband say she dey go all night prayers
for one house fellowship. News cum fly
enter her husband ear say she dey go
meet one guy wey dey massage her
steady. Na when the hussy trace her one day nai e discover say she dey true true
dey doke on top o her pregnancy.




7. Mr Joseph and e wife and senior son of
7 years dey house one evening when one
chief wey norva born come meet Mr
Joseph say na e pikin e cum collect. E wife
nor fit talk again when the chief dey
shout say e go carry them go court to show dem say na him she born the pikin
for. When Mr Joseph dey date Helen, she
dey doke chief join. She get belle but
chief tell her to remove am she nor gree
cos she dey fear abortion.
Na so she hang the belle for Joseph. Na becos of say she get belle nai make
Joseph rush marry her.




8. Benji decide to marry Chioma when
Chioma lie for am say she get belle. Na so
so wayo she dey play Benji for the 5 years
wey dem don marry now say she miss
period whereas nothing dey happen.
Na when she and her childhood friend get quarrel nai the friend use am take curse
her say na the aborted baby wey she use
mortar and pestle take pound for native
doctor shrine nai dey worry her wey make
her norva fit born so.




9. Utienyin and e wife dey owe landlord
10 months rent. Make the landlord for nor
drive dem, the wife cum go seduce the
landlord without her husband knowing.
Befor you know what, na steady doking.
Dem doam sotay the landlord wife cum know she cum go tell Utienyin. Utienyin
cum say make e wife park. But landlord
cum say make Utienyin park. As Utienyin
dey park, the wife remain for the
compound as landlord babe.




10. James with e babe go club. Where
James for dey find e babe make dem dey
go house, e sight her for one Range Rover.
She sidon for front dey wave James as she
dey use straw dey sulk star.



My pipo, from number one to ten, e get
wetin one woman go do again wey big
pass any of dem?



We dey construction company wey one
guy waka pass me. Wetin e write for e
helmet nai inspire me to write this book.
He write



"After God, fear women"


When I ask am why e write that kind
thing. This na wetin e tell me. "My brother, when God dey question
Adam why e eat from the tree wey e tell
am not to eat from.
Adam say,




"Baba, nor be the woman wey you give
me nai say make I eat am? Lwkmd.



Why Adam nor fear God but e cum fear
Eve?




Mind you, the second chapter of my book
"DEVIL DEY FEAR WOMAN" go come
tomorrow. Watch out!

Sai

I can see d wind of change blowing everywere

North... East... South & West , d wind of change is blowing... Its blowing... Its blowing, tnk God Almighty finally its here, change its here..... BUHARI 4 PRESIDENT

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Click like if u are like me dat u dnt knw who the other two contesters dat are contesting for the seat of senate and house of reps are bt u voted 4 dem...

Buhari is a Terrorist
APC is Boko-haram
GEJ till 2019

GEJ till Tinubu d fruad eyed fruadstar uses oral B

GEJ till Tinubu teeth is white as snow

GEJ till Buhari accepts Jesus Christ as his personal lord & saviour

GEJ till Tinubu goes for facial surgery

GEJ till Buhari spells cup

GEJ till Mr Ibu gets six packs

GEJ till all Buhari 150 cows are dead

GEJ till Berem uploads her profile picture


GEJ till Buhari decided to continue his cattle rearing business in the forest

GEJ till all the bloods in Tinubu teeth when brushing stops flowing out

Sai Buhari
Sai Baba
Sai New Nigeria
Sai APC

MR. AGOMUNE.
(TRUE LIFE STORY)



When Agomune go put e 18 seater bus
for road to load passengers go Port
Harcourt from Warri, the bus go stay for
like 4 hours befor e go even fit get 6
passengers. He go cum drive am go park
make dem help am complete am for am befor e go drive. Sometimes, e nor dey
even get passengers at all. For e mind, e
really like to get a very big motor park
where e for go fit dey load passengers
steady.




As a man with big dream, e cum dey ask pipo how e go take make this dream
come true.



Unu know say, word wey papa and mama
hide from pikin, na outside dem for dey
tell the pikin.
And when dem tell am, na the wrong one
dem go tell am.



One day, Agomune wife cum tell am say
she wan go see her papa for Eku say her
papa nor well and e don send message
cum say make she cum. When she tell
Agomune, e cum tell her say e go carry
her go drop for early morning. But the three pikin wey dem get, all of
dem go stay house.
Agomune say no problem. In the morning,
the children still dey sleep when
Agomune wake the senior one say e dey
carry their mama go village. Na for village when Agomune wife don stay for about 2
days nai she get message say fire burn
their house to ashes for night.




Everything for the house burn finish. And
the three children burn too. The news
almost make her crase. When she reach
Effurun, nai her husband for tell her how
e happen. Say e dey work dey hustle when
the thing happen becos e go for one charter for Bayelsa.




Compound pipo say na candle wey dem
sleep leave nai fall burn curtain wey burn
the house.
Another story say na high voltage wey
NEPA bring. One story say na gas explode.



But wetin surprise Agomune wife be say,
na only their side burn for the compound.
The fire nor enter the next flat. After 7
days when dem bury the children nai
Agomune drive one new coaster bus
come house show e wife say na e buy am.



The wife nor fit sleep that night. Na
around 2 nai Agomune for cum tap her
wake up. E cum take her go the children
room. Na there e for draw one Ghana
Must Go bag from under bed. When e zip
am open, na dollars full inside.



Na so e take confess give e wife how e
take use the three children for money
rituals.




As e dey talk, na so cold dey catch e wife.
At the same time, she dey cry.



He beg the wife make she nor reveal the
secret becos e nor go ever marry another
woman join her. And say she and am don
too suffer nai make am doam.



When day break, e cum tell the wife say e
dey go meet land agent make dem find
land for am wey e warn build motor park
put.





When e comot, the wife just dey think of
how to suppress the whole thing.


Na dey very confuse. But she decided to
keep quiet.



And today, Agomune get one of the
largest transport line for this country. The
wife born other children and dem dey live
in affluence.



But wetin pipo nor go talk be say, most
times, the three pikin blood wey stain
their hands still dey smell follow dem.



And anytime e dey smell, na cry the
Agomune dey cry.
The rich also cry indeed.



Now, make we relate am to our lives. As a good wife, wetin you suppose do in
this kind of situation?



Back your husband and enjoy the money?



Report your husband to the appropriate
authority make dem punish am for the
murder of unu 3 children?



Park comot from e life make you for nor
join eat for the blood money?



Mind you, you nor catch your husband o.
But e know say you go know one day nai
make am open up.



Dem say truth dey put person for trouble
sometimes.




As a man, you fit tell your wife something
like this when you don succeed doam
finish?



Yes



Or no?




Dem say, love your woman, but nor give
your heart to her.

cutieberie1:
nyc post..

tnx, u cn go 2 my profile 4 more

TRUE LIFE STORY Many women nor come this life say dem go dey shit waka like goat.



Dem come to born all their pikin for one man. But becos of one problem or the other, when some born one or two finish, dem go carry load go another man house go dey born.



Some own na maybe -the first man die. -the first man drive dem. -dem nor love the man again. But for Mary own case, after she don born one for Peter finish, Peter family pipo nor let her drink water drop cup.



She dey DELSU when she get belle for Peter. Initially, she decide to stay Peter house, but when Peter family show her their colour, only she nai park. She born the pikin finish, still, she nor fit stay Peter house.



As a woman, she need a man wey go fit show her and her pikin love. So, she cum fall in love with another guy.



Becos say Peter love her one kain, e nor dey let any body play cum Mary territory. Na so e go give the person trouble till the person go park face for Mary. At the same time, e dey beg Mary say he dey talk small small with e family make dem for gree accept her. And after sometime, e go cum pay her brideprice. Base on this arrangement, Mary say she nor get problem.



Na Peter she cum dey wait make e cum pay her bride price till she graduate go service come back. When Mary papa calculate the matter, e cum tell Mary say, e nor go fit train her finish, cum dey train her pikin join when the pikin papa dey alive. So, make she park go meet who she born for.



Nor be small water flow from Mary eyes that day when her father dey vibrate tell her her life. How she take waka ashewo waka wey make her go born for man wey nor dey proud of her and her baby.



Her own mama dey beg the father say dem nor dey pursue pikin from house go outside, but the father nor gree listen. When he notice say Dem feel say e dey joke, this one wey I dey talk so, compound don gather dey talk put o, her father don rush enter house carry obledi.



Na there dem for know say nor be joke issue. Na so Mary look her mama, tears nor make her mama dey see well again. She just dey cry.



She don carry her baby for back, one bag of clothes dey her hand. For her mind "God, see me through this dark path" For Peter house, Peter just dey think how e wan take feed Mary and her son cos he nor get good job.



Na that one e just dey sound for Mary ears. Mary cum tell am say right now, if e ready to accept her and her son wey she born for am, she believe say dem two go weather the storm together. Men! Sometimes, we know say e hard to bear responsibilities when babe get belle for you when you norva prepare for marriage.



We know, but sometimes, use your brain. When e happen say pikin don involve, swallow your pride and find a way out. The first step na to call your lady and plan things with her.



Then think and plan for your new kid. E don be e don be. Nor let anybody spoil your mind about the woman. Na your cross, God nor go let am heavy pass wetin you go fit carry. Amen. God cum touch Peter heart and e cum allow dem to say.



The week wey dem two park cum nai Peter take get better job. Money cum dey come. Unu know say, when man get nai e true nature dey come out. God cum bless dem with another pikin. Befor Mary know wetin dey happen, outside babes nor dey let Peter number rest again.



E dey come house late. Mary don confront am many times about the issue. But e deny am. One day, one babe cum call Peter phone, na Mary answer the call.



Nai be shout wey she begin shout for the girl wey dey call say make she leave her man alone. The babe, whether she ready for combat, na only God know. Nai be curse wey she begin curse Mary. Na so she tell Mary her full life history.



Everything wey dey happen for her house na so the babe dey vomit am. How her father take drive her comot from house. Befor the phone fall from her hands she nor know.



Mary sidon for chair, water der drop from her eyes when Peter rush cum say e wan collect e phone. When Peter enter the house, e see Mary dey cry. E phone dey ground. Na so e use slow motion pick the phone.



E don code say yawa don gas. As e scroll the log call. Na Edith name e see... Mary stand up, look Peter for eyes nai she burst into fresh tears...



E get one mumu thing wey some men dey do. If dem dey friend babe, dem go dey spoil their woman for the babe. Dey tell the babe everything wey dey happen for their house. E bad o. E dey vey bad. Nor be that one go let the babe love you. So, stop to spoil your woman for your babe. Some go dey talk foolishly like goat. Hear some of the ekpa things some men dey tell their babes
# you sabi cook pass my wife.
# you sabi straff pass my woman.
# you get style pass my woman.
# na manage I dey manage my wife. # na my papa say make I marry my



wife and I nor wan offend am nai make me marry her. Etc. Men! Men! Nor be so. If you wan be a player, play by the rules. One of which: never discus your woman negatively with your babe. Now, Peter just dey look Mary as she dey waka enter room. Now, put yourself for Peter shoes. Wetin you feel say be the best or right thing to do? Put yourself for Mary shoe. Wetin you go do? Make I dey eat my groundnut and drink my palmy as I tanda dey read advice.

Now, problem dey ground becos Greg say e wan marry Angela. E don come share this story here say make we advice am on what to do. Know the following. # Greg wed as in marry Justina for church o.


#Greg get evidence say na chemo mama Justina use for am wey make am drive Angela marry Justina.


Moreover, this two pipo na friends for this forum except Justina. So, we know say, Justina go see this matter.



For ladies, wetin unu get to tell Angela to do? Make she give Greg a second chance? Make she tell Greg say she don cross that bridge and no going back cos of her new guy? Or wetin unu get for mind? My pipo, when some kain things happen for person, we nor dey know how e be, till e reach us.



Make we talk to dem with love. Right now, Justina say she nor wan marry again. But the mama wey dey behid the chemo love say na lie she lie. Greg say e rather die than continue the marriage with Justina. I beg make unu put leg for this matter.


Remember say, that day for church, dem swear say na for better for worse o. Somebody say nothing God nor go fit do. Say God fit put fire for wet things. So, e fit let love grow for where love nor dey.


E cum add say make Greg go take e wife make dem go for deliverance and prayers. My pipo, nor be me talk that one. So, talk your own befor I go decide the issue. Greg, Angela, Justina (she nor dey this forum), make unu listen o. God nor dey come down cum talk to pipo.


Na men God dey send. Talk cheap. We know. Advice na free. That one na confam. But na to take am nai dear. Case begin... All my brainy forumites, oya let's do what we know how to do best.

GREG When we come to the issue of love, believe me, na by the grace of God. Dem nor get expert for inside.

Anyone can fall. So, when some pipo say dem nor believe say love dey exist, nor blame dem. Dem don site pepper for their eye befor.

This na story of Greg wey be choir master for Anglican church (I nor go talk where the church dey) During their praise week for the church nai Angela wey her friend wey dey go the church invite for see am.

That evening, he suit up. Na so e BJ dey shine becos of the many hair cream wey e take rub am. Pipo dey sing and dance, Angela just dey wet in love for Greg. "Faith! Faith!! Who be that guy wey dey play keyboard?" Faith look her nai she look towards the choir stand.

E site Greg. "Oh! That dude? Greg! Nai be our choir master. Wetin doam?" Angela just dey lust for the guy. "No o! Nothing" Sometimes, e nor wrong for a girl to see guy wey she like make she go approach am.

No matter how flower fine reach, if e nor position eself well, no bird go cum pollinate am.

So, when you as a young babe see guy man wey make your leg dey shake, swallow your pride and walk up to him. Start a chat and from there, the guy go play the rest.

After the program that evening, Faith dey find Angela for inside the church when she finally meet her with Greg dey talk for front of church. Dem don exchange numbers.


Two months later, Greg and Angela don dey talk about marriage. Greg don go far with Angela. Dem two don familiarise demselves with their families. So, dem decide to start counselling for Angela dem church. The first day of the counselling, the pastor and deaconess wey wan take dem that day cum say make dem start with prayer.


The four of dem close eyes when the pastor say in Jesus name. All of dem say Amen. Dem pray finish nai dem start the counselling.


At the end of the couselling nai the deaconess call Greg go one corner tell am say, during the prayer, God reveal to her say Angela dey possessed. And she get spirit husband. Say if dem marry, the husband go torment am till he die. That night, Greg nor fit sleep.


Na so e twist and turn for bed all through befor e manage close eyes. Greg go river go catch fish. When e throw e hook inside the river, e cum dey wait. Small time nai the line begin to heavy.


As he pull the hook make e take the fish, nai be boa wey the fish turn to. Na so e shout wake up. Na dream. Greg begin shake as he close e eyes and start to pray.


My pipo, when you think something sleep, your mind get the ability to play for you for dream. Greg don already fall in love deeply.


And right now, e nor go fit turn back. But the way things be so, e just have to take care. He report the issue to he own pastor. Becos e own pastor want make e marry from the church.


That one cum advice Greg to stop the relationship. The next counselling class, Greg don already tell Angela say e nor want again.


But e nor get the boldness to tell her the reason cos the deaconess tell am say make e nor tell her say only she go tell her.


True true, on the next counselling, the deaconess cum tell Angela make she forget about Greg say God nor destine dem two to marry eachother.


Na charm the deaconess take tell Angela the word cos she just accept without a word. As she talk the word finish, na so Angela get up begin go.


Next thing na one slim fine babe nai waka enter the office. The deaconess cum call the girl sidon introduce her to Greg nai she tell Greg say this na the woman wey God destine for am. Greg just dey look.


The babe sidon. Next thing dem don dey relate. Like play, Greg marry the babe, Justina. Justina na the deaconess only girl pikin wey be double sist. See, dem say for this life, na wetin man get e dey use take dey find wetin e want. Na spiritual powers the deaconess use take influence Greg love for her daughter.


After the marriage, for more than two years, things cum dey go down for Greg. Dem drop am for work. Instrument renting wey e dey do cum dey experience setback.


If mixer nor spoil this week, Gen go get fault. E nor cum dey get show like befor. Things cum tight for dem.


One evening, befor Greg come back from evening service from church, Justina don pack her things comot from the house. She drop note say she nor go ever fit continue for this kain suffer make she nor go chop her tongue one day. Greg sidon for parlour dey cry. When he cry finish, nai e enter room say make e go prepare to go meet mama Justina to tell her say her daughter pack. Where e for dey find find pam slippers for bottom of e bed nai e eye jam something like wood. He bring am out. Na candle image of man and woman wey dem use red thread tie together. As e dey look the image, na so Angela picture dey enter e mind. He begin call Angela name. Na charm Justina mama use for am. Say, as long as that image dey under the bed wey Greg dey sleep, e nor go ever get e senses.


Na becos of the hardship wey befall Greg nai make Justina get fed up pack.


My prayer for us be say: If the sugar wey dey my mouth nai make ant dey gather my life to destroy me, baba God, take the sugar away make you replace am with honey. Amen.


My pipo, during the time wey God go take change the sugar to honey, things go rough o. So, endure.


Now Greg eye don clear, e don remember say e get Angela. E cum make enquiries on how to locate Angela cos after dem break up, heartbreak carry her go Warri. Right now, she dey date one EGTL worker.

FACTS OF LIFE Sometimes, when you look the way some men dey treat their ladies, you go dey wonder how and why dem dey act like that.

When you also see how some ladies dey do their men, you go almost cry.

These na some questions wey I want make we chew befor we drink wetin I wan right.


1. Why bad girls dey always get good men?

2. Why bad men dey always get good ladies?

3. Why e dey common say person wey you dey die for most times nor dey get your time?


4. Why e dey common say women nor dey quick dey love men wey ready to die for them?


5. And why e be say men nor know wetin women really want? All these questions be like strong kpomo wey dem nor cook well.

No matter how you chew am, e nor go fit soft finish. Instead, you either spit am throway or you close eye swallow am like who dey shit strong shit.
When I reason the way hearts take dey love, these na wetin I deduce from life wey make me tag am"FACTS OF LIFE"

1. Dem nor dey fit buy woman love. No matter the cars you buy for her. Take her to Dubai. And give her CBN as her birthday gift, if she nor love you for nothing, she nor go love you for something. Money fit influence woman attitude towards you but she nor go ever give you her heart if she nor love you. So, when you dey date woman with your money, she nor go fit stay in love with you. Na so so fight unu go dey fight cos she go dey do side kick.


2. Faithfulness to your partner nor mean love for your partner. If man love he wife well well, e nor stop am from cheating on her. Lolz. Think. Nor be becos say man love e wife nai make am nor dey cheat on her o. The lady fit sabi cook, sabi make love, good character and the man fit die for her becos she dey good, but when the man see lady wey carry 'something' e go still fit run follow am.


The love wey the man get for that e lady na for am to always put am for heart say, e love e wife and nor go let any affair affect he love. For a man to not cheat on e woman na if the man get the fear of God for heart, and not the love of e wife. Wetin fit hold man prick to order na God's fear.


Some men nor like sex. But the ones wey nor fit do without sex must find a woman to stay with. Wise men pray for the feqr of God in them so that dem fit lead a good wife. Stay faithful through the grace of God.


3. Men can never be satisfied by one woman when it comes to sex. Mistake must dey. Show me a man wey marry as a virgin and remain faithful to that woman till e die, and I go show you a perfect child of God. No doubt say, even though man marry the most well mannered woman, get a lady wey fine pass and dey blow am steady, e mind dey always dey flick to taste another woman. Sometimes when he like to taste another lady, the God fearing man go contain am, while the others go fall.


After the deed, e go come back and plead for mercy. Men! They always have one thing more to get. Look at their ambition. Men nor dey satisfy unlike women. Woman fit stay with her hussy alone without sex with another man. I nor say women nor dey involve in adultery o. But the cases of adultery dey higher with men than women.


4. Nor try am say you wan die for love, die for God. Na Jesus Christ God give the assignment to come die for mankind. Nor let love make you enter hell. Which kain love man wan give you wey your mama and papa norva show you? So, use your brain.


When you marry or dey date someone, know your tolerance level. E good to endure and get patience cos if you marry, you marry for life. But when that relationship dey threaten your life; Your spouse dey molest you, Beat you to the point of death, Or even use charms to control your heart, Please, find solution.


E nor dey anywhere say woman go die for her husband hand. If you die for man hand like that, you nor die a matyr but you die by mistake. So, wen your life is being threatened by your partner, make move: Report to constituted authority.


6. Being nice to someone nor mean say that someone must love you. Forget those miracles. When you wan plant flower, you go look the roots whether e fresh. Whether dem dey alive befor you plant am cos you know say e go surely grow. Na so our hearts be.

When someone heart nor get a drop of love for you, forget, river of joy nor go fit come from that person. So, never assume say you go get somebody love by being nice to the person. No. You fit dey good to the person. Train am go school and do everything for am hoping say the person go grow in love with you. No way. When love dey somewhere befor nai e dey grow. so, no matter how nice pipo are to someone, it can never amount to love.

Nor mistake being nice with love. Na common error in practical loveology.


7. Pipo hardly pretend. Many go say; Nor be so e dey behave befor I meet am o. When we dey date, he use to be nice. See, with or without dating, every human get wetin dem nor go fit hide. Character be like smoke. How you wan take lock am for room? When you dey roll with someone, nor dey carried away by laughter and smiles alone.

Concentrate on the other aspect of the person life, When he offend you, how e take dey beg you? When he wan give you gift, how e take dey give you? With arrogance or pride?. How e dey do when unu dey public places? Which kain pipo dey salute am for road if unu dey roll? How e dey do if you dey beg am for forgiveness?


How e dey do if e see someone in need? How e dey talk about the old? Etc. My pipo, nor dey carried away by smiles, listen to sighs and write out of it, a good line nai go be your guide.

Yesssssss... Yesssssss... Yesssssssss
finally am d winner
yesssssssss finally a winner emerged yesssssssss finally yessssssssss

Any body wen go like my post go sleep dis night & he nor go wake up to see d next day

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

u ll dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
jst try & see
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
u ll dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(Demon) (Demon) (Demon) (Demon)

madridguy:
You remind me of Ebenezer Primary School. Ice lolly+Kulikuli= sweet delicacy

do u live in Safi?

KINDLY SPARE SOME TIME AND READ THIS!!!!
*I Miss those days when we went to school, lined up & the

headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform

& then we match to our classrooms...Yo u Remember na??

*Those days of Nasco Biscuit, Okin Biscuit, disgestive biscuit, coconut biscuit speedy biscuit, Trebor, Iced Colored water tied in nylon which we called "lolly"
*The days of Goody- Goody & Pako

Biscuit, kulikuli and dankuya
*The days of Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs

Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar....Edet is a boy
*Those

days when we wear 5shirts and put carton in our

nicker to avoid much pain when we are flogged

*Those days when we sneak out of school to pluck Mangoes
*Those days when we feign illness just to

dodge farm work(lol)
*Chei, I also remember those

days when one naira na CORRECT money, when

groundnut was 5kobo & Choco Milo Sweet was 5

kobo
*Those days of messing game,who is in the

garden, police catch thief, fire on the mountain, etc..
*Those days when we use to build houses with sand, play suwe and king game, tinco tinco,change ur style, ten ten,

skipping, who do u want to marry marry who do u want to marry superdy !.... U remember nah!!!
*Those days

when we used do and move boris motor those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, when boys used

to use the paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy's

hanger as the steering
*Those days when rubber band was stock exchange!!
*Those days when

Votron, Jimbo, Power Rangers and Spider Man were

our favourite cartoons
*Those days of Limca and gold spot soft

drinks & Choco Milo advert on black & white TV +

sunday rendevous by 1:30pm
*Those days when we

used say 'leke leke give me white finger'
*Those days when Eleganza Pen was the best
*Those days when

we used to drink water from the tap and even suck

out the water if it's not coming out
*Those days

when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 minutes,

then national anthem before they resume program @

4pm *Those days when Basket sandals, Simbi & Bata sandals were the best
*Those days we used to shout

"airplane throw bag of money for me" *Those days

when we all sing sandalili sandalili... DSTV has come.

No more old fun.I'm really proud to have

experienced all this. If you are reading all dis and not smiling, it means

you belong to the Indomie generation...

Oh my gosh, hw i wished i ve dark circles around my eyes, i would nt ve been ugly like dis, pls if u ve it dnt get rid of it pls most xpecially d girls it makes u more beautiful and it makes d boys handsome, oh hw i wish i ve dem

God Almighty *shocked* rip, still can't bleave what am hearing, may ur gentle soul rest in perfect peace amen