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Oboy... Life sweet ooo

Ibnsultan: apcphobia will be ur down fall
Arise O compatriots & chase out the lOOters

see dis mosquito dey quote me, with ur rotten face... Common dulge

I have said it b4 and o will say it again, dey alwayz use deir holidays period 2 strike

Kudos 2 uuu

berem: So Tinubu, Buhari, El-Rufai and APC are not funding Boko Haram?

Issokay!

Ibnsultan: Jonathan is indeed clueless & dumb.
He told us the were part of his Govt

Ibnsultan: No mind the so called presido. Commander in chief of looters of FRN

omenka: Lair!! They are funded by men in Jonathan's innermost circle!! #Fact.

see dem, see Angry people congress (Apc) , na so una life b


wen dem pose dis tread https://www.nairaland.com/1920645/borno-residents-commend-military-operation

i nor see one single Apc commenter 4 dere, na so all of dem run go hide... BOKO-HARAM


Ebola Tinubu - with he round head


Muha[mad]du Boko-Hari - silent killer, dis man will b silent for a whole 4 yrs no matter what is going on in the country he will still remain silent bt wen election don reach he go run cum out 4rm were he for dey hide cum contest


Hell Rufei - wen b like who go die today tomorrow, lin like outside broom


tiko Abubakar- with he radio head

thief ole carry dem go

GoldenDr: .1.TRUE LOVE
2.A JOB
3.A VIRGIN
4.MONEY ..
5.SLEEP

u 2 tire, wetin sleep cum dey find 4 dere nw?

Mrcdorv: Yes i will,black is beautiful.

black is beautiful and u dey use cream dey kill urself

juman: This is easy thing to handle for a competent president.

This is insurgents within our territory, the territory the government know inside out.

And those insurgents are just mere "hoodlums" that just gathered themselves from the street and picked up arms fighting.

The government is too weak to crush them.

when Lt General ihejirika was seriously dealing with boko - haram what did ur hell Rufai APC e-goat said he asid dey were freedom fighter, ur master Buhari also said dat they were his brothers, so y crying now *oloshi*

drealaz24: Ebraheem Joka Pharooq
THE POWER OF REVELATIONS! By Mr Sharon
Certain things began to occur at a faster and sweet
pace in Nigeria just after some earth-shaking
revelations about the sponsors of "Boko Haram".
For example, immediately after the Australian
Reverend gentleman called Stephen Davis pointed
at two very close associates and friends of
President Goodluck Nnamdi Azikiwe Ebele Jonathan
namely General Ihejirika and Alhaji Ali Modu Shariff
as sponsors of "Boko Haram, and immediately the
private jet dashed to CAN president Pastor Ayo
Oritsejafor was arrested and impounded in South
Africa with 3 weapons smugglers and 10 million
dollars for purchase of weapons in the black
market, the following things began to happen: 1.
Nigerian soldiers that were deliberately being given
old and rusty AK 47 rifles with few bullets in
magazines held together by masking tapes to fight
a better armed "Boko Haram" started recording
victories over "Boko Haram" and were no longer
running away! 2. "Boko Haram" fighters started
surrendering in large numbers to Nigerian soldiers!
3. Suddenly, the news of the killing of "Boko
Haram" leader Abubakar Shekau came in. Even
though Cameroonian soldiers first said they killed
him in a raid deep inside Nigeria's territory, but
Nigerian soldiers are also claiming to have killed
him. But, in any case, I hope he is truly and really
dead, and I hope the godfathers willl not shop for
another one like they did after the real Shekau was
killed in June 2013 as testified by Reverend
Stephen Davis! 4. And suddenly also, 99% of
northern Nigeria's PDP elite joined in endorsing
President Goodluck Nnamdi Azikiwe Ebele Jonathan
for a third term in office in spite of the killings and
destruction of the north under this corrupt and
mischievous president! 5. And then suddenly there
was hardly any more bombings except the last one
in Kano, which was meant to divert public attention
from the AYO-GATE weapons smuggling scandal
that broke out freshly! 6. And suddenly also, there
was the bribing of some Nigerian National
Assembly members with 50, 000 dollars each to
disallow the investigation of the weapons
smuggling case blown open by the government of
South Africa! 7. And suddenly the Nigerian
government started telling lies that America and her
allies have not been willing to sell weapons to her!
8. And suddenly the American government
debunked the lies, saying they have even assisted
Nigeria with intelligence information among other
things! 9, And suddenly it confirms to me that the
Nigerian government has been telling lies, otherwise
what have they been using the 4 trillion naira (30
billion dollars) supposedly spent in 4 years on
security for? Were they buying weapons and other
defence merchandise from Hell or from Mars? 10.
And suddenly I also know that all the military
formations in Nigeria are stocked with
sophisticated weapons even before Goodluck
Jonathan became president! 11. And suddenly I
also know that Nigerian troops have always gone
on overseas military assignments with
sophisticated weapons, but when it came to "Boko
Haram" they were given weaker weapons with very
limited ammunition! 12. And suddenly, when Alhaji
Ali Modu Shariff threatened to file a law suit
against Reverend Stephen Davis in Australia for
naming him as "Boko Haram" sponsor, and
Reverend Davis replied him that they should meet
in court where he will present evidences, Ali Modu
Shariff's threat of a law suit against him has gone
cold! SO, WHAT IS REMAINING? 1. In the wind of
happenings after the revelations, President
Jonathan should bring back those Chibok
schoolgirls from where those PDP thugs kept them!
2. Those old and rusty AK 47 rifles should be
withdrawn from Nigerian soldiers, and they should
be given better weapons that are already available
in all military barracks in Nigeria, and then they
should mop up all remaining elements of "Boko
Haram"! 3. All the towns and villages captured by
"Boko Haram" should be recovered with immediate
effect! 4. President Goodluck Nnamdi Azikiwe Ebele
Jonathan should now visit and inspect all the
buildings collapsed by "Boko Haram" in north-
eastern Nigeria since he likes visiting collapsed
structures like he demonstrated when he visited TB
Joshua's collapsed building in Lagos! 5. In
accordance with his tradition, President Jonathan
should now go to Maiduguri and dance and
formally receive Alhaji Ali Modu Shariff into the
PDP! 5. All the people made refugees by "Boko
Haram" should be brought back to their destroyed
communities with immediate effect! 6. A massive
reconstruction work for all the destroyed towns and
villages should be commenced immediately! 7.
Adequate compensation must be paid to all those
who lost their homes and family members to this
"Boko Haram"! 8. Nigeria's Independent National
Electoral Commission should reproduce the voter's
card for every person that lost their card to "Boko
Haram" attacks in north-eastern Nigeria! 9. The
2015 general elections must be done in absolutely
free and fair atmosphere and conduct! 10. Civil
Society groups and northern Nigerian leaders
should take every suspected sponsor of "Boko
Haram" to the International Criminal Court of
Justice including President Goodluck Jonathan and
all his military service chiefs, including also the
retired ones for investigation and possible trial for
crimes against humanity! It is time to end this
fraudulent "Boko Haram"!

u see ur life? Copy and paste

Ahmeduana: Born throwey product of bestiality.

chaiii, pple dey quote me nama being wan still quote me... Hausa

Ahmeduana: ANSWER THIS QUESTION, DID YOU MAKE SENSE TO YOURSELF?

u sure say ur head correct so, na ur pa round head u dey tlk to nor b me

APC = ALL PAST CRIMINALS

kenex4ever: Its either u r blind or u r a sahara reporter.

u get eye at all?

#Team GEJ till he dies, GEJ till 2050...
All APC e-criminals make una go Bleep stone *gosh*

Na wa ooo

Na so e suppose b

Amosun Amosun Amosun, hw many times are call u

Abeg eee make labour party go sitdown, who know dem... Pple dey disown dem one still dis own

Atiku

merieam16: hop d news is tru,it won't b funny if 2mor shekau will release anoda video of himself,cos d picz its lik photoshop'd

confirmed..... U jst nailed it
100% luks like photoshop

Nigerians are so blind, even at d way wen i want make dem kill shekau , i can 100% say and stand by it say dis one noe b shekau lie lie... Una nor get eye, i cn bet my life on it... Shuuuu na wa ooo, pple blind ooooo

creamylicious: And who says virgins don't experience infertilty My colleague at work plus anada client I know waited for ten and 5 years to birth their first n only child. Some virgins rub it on their hussies faces that they were 'holy' b4 they married, thereby 'prouding' and even resulting to swearing when d man misbehaves,..... Ask my coursemate, she go confirm am.

na Jelousy dey kill u so ooo, i knw say na die u dey... *Rotten tomato*

merieam16: Nice 1 @op buh partially true

nor dey form, bcus i knw say na die u dey 4 dere *smh*

Hehe

I jst dey observe

KINDLY SPARE SOME TIME AND READ THIS, I KNOW THE INDOMIE GENERATION WILL GET CONFUSED HERE !!!!

*I Miss
those days when we went to school, lined up & the
headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform
& then we match to our classrooms...Yo u Remember na??
*Those days of Nasco Biscuit, Okin Biscuit, disgestive biscuit, coconut biscuit speedy biscuit, Trebor, Iced Colored water tied in nylon which we called "lolly" *The days of Goody- Goody & Pako
Biscuit, kulikuli and dankuya *The days of Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs
Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar....Edet is a boy *Those
days when we wear 5shirts and put carton in our
nicker to avoid much pain when we are flogged
*Those days when we sneak out of school to pluck Mangoes *Those days when we feign illness just to
dodge farm work(lol) *Chei, I also remember those
days when one naira na CORRECT money, when
groundnut was 5kobo & Choco Milo Sweet was 5
kobo *Those days of messing game,who is in the
garden, police catch thief, fire on the mountain, etc.. *Those days when we use to build houses with sand, play suwe and king game, tinco tinco,change ur style, ten ten,
skipping, who do u want to marry marry who do u want to marry superdy !.... U remember nah!!! *Those days
when we used do and move boris motor those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, when boys used
to use the paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy's
hanger as the steering *Those days when rubber band was stock exchange!! *Those days when
Votron, Jimbo, Power Rangers and Spider Man were
our favourite cartoons *Those days of Limca and gold spot soft
drinks & Choco Milo advert on black & white TV +
sunday rendevous by 1:30pm *Those days when we
used say 'leke leke give me white finger' *Those days when Eleganza Pen was the best *Those days when
we used to drink water from the tap and even suck
out the water if it's not coming out *Those days
when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 minutes,
then national anthem before they resume program @
4pm *Those days when Basket sandals, Simbi & Bata sandals were the best *Those days we used to shout
"airplane throw bag of money for me" *Those days
when we all sing sandalili sandalili... DSTV has come.
No more old fun.I'm really proud to have
experienced all this. If you are not smiling, it means
you belong to the Indomie generation...

- Substitution Jonny Evans Chris30′
Smalling (Manchester United)
29′ - Blackett and Vardy wrestle for the ball
near the byline, but the Manchester United
youngster comes out on top and is able to
shepherd the ball out of play for a goal-kick.
27′ - A heavy touch from Konchesky gifts
Manchester United a corner. It's whipped
into the box by Di Maria but Moore is able to
chest the ball away at the near post.
25′ - Blackett and Ulloa clash on the edge
of the Manchester United penalty area,
resulting in cries for a penalty from the
Leicester fans, but referee Mark Clattenburg
shakes his head and waves play on.
23′ - Di Maria is brought to the ground by
Hammond and Manchester United are
awarded a free-kick 35 yards out. Rooney
takes it short and Di Maria tries to cross
towards Falcao at the far post, but the effort
is poor and the ball sails out for a goal-kick.
21′ - After a frantic few moments, the pace
of the game has slowed down somewhat,
but both sides look hungry for more goals.
The question is, who is going to strike first?
19′ - Van Persie almost re-establishes
Manchester United's two-goal lead with a
fantastic volley from just inside the Leicester
box, but it rolls just wide of the far post
before the Dutchman is eventually flagged
offside.
17′ - Assist - Jamie Vardy (Leicester City)
17′ - Goal - L. Ulloa (Leicester City) GOAL!
From one club record signing to another!
Leicester are right back in this game thanks
to a bullet header from Ulloa after a brilliant
Vardy cross. That's four goals already for the
Argentine striker this season.
16′ - Assist - Wayne Rooney (Manchester
United)
16′ - Goal - Ángel Di María (Manchester
United) GOAL! A world-class strike from Di
Maria doubles Manchester United's lead! The
visitors break away through the middle of
the pitch and Rooney sets up Di Maria on the
edge of the box. Spotting Schmeichel off his
line, the club record signing decides to send
a beautiful chipped shot over the Dane's
head, leaving him rooted to the spot and
giving the Red Devils a well-deserved 2-0
lead.
15′ - Cambiasso and Drinkwater link up
well on the right wing after patient build-up
play from Leicester, but Blackett is there to
cut out the danger on the edge of the
penalty area and fire the ball out of play for
a throw-in.
13′ - Assist - Radamel Falcao (Manchester
United)
13′ - Goal - Robin van Persie (Manchester
United) GOAL! Manchester United take an
early lead after fantastic play down the left
flank. Falcao finds himself in acres of space
before chipping a beautiful cross right onto
the head of Van Persie, and the Dutchman is
easily able to nod the ball into the back of
the net.
12′ - Manchester United break away again,
this time down the left wing through Falcao,
and the Colombian finds Van Persie in the
centre of the box with a low cross, but the
latter's first touch is poor and the Leicester
defence are able to clear the danger.
11′ - That's much better from Manchester
United! Di Maria threads a beautiful through-
ball into the path of Van Persie, but the
Dutchman's deft shot is saved brilliantly by
Schmeichel.
9′ - Manchester United haven't started the
game particularly well, with Leicester
certainly looking the most dangerous of the
two sides, particularly in the final third of the
pitch.
7′ - Great play by Leicester! The hosts
regain possession in the middle of the pitch
and break away on a quick counter-attack.
Nugent spins around Blind on the edge of
the penalty area before teeing up Ulloa, but
the striker's first touch is too heavy and
Rafael is able to win the ball back.
6′ - Rojo accidentally handles the ball near
the halfway line and Leicester are awarded
another free-kick. It's taken quickly by
Cambiasso and he finds Nugent, who darts
down the right flank before sending a
dangerous cross towards Ulloa at the back
post, but Evans is there to cut out the danger
before the Argentine striker is able to get a
head on the ball.
4′ - Leicester are awarded a free-kick after
a poor challenge by Blackett and Cambiasso
sends it in towards the edge of the six-yard
box. The set-piece seems to be heading for
the head of Morgan but it's slightly too
heavy and the ball ends up going out for a
goal-kick.
3′ - Herrera wins a header in the middle of
the pitch and sets up Rafael on the right
wing, but the Brazilian's cross is poor and it
sails into the hands of Schmeichel.
2′ - Leicester immediately break away
down the left wing from the kick off, but
Ulloa is halted by Rafael before he is able to
send a cross into the Manchester United box.
1′ - And we're off!
… - The two sides are making their way
out onto the pitch ahead of kick-off. The
atmosphere at the King Power Stadium is
fantastic, with the home fans in particularly
fine voice.

- As for Manchester United, Van Gaal has…
made just one change to the side that started
last Sunday's victory against Queens Park
Rangers, with Radamel Falcao coming in to
make his first start for the club in place of
Juan Mata, who drops to the substitutes'
bench.
… - Leicester boss Pearson has decided to
make four changes to the side that won 1-0
against Stoke last weekend, with Kasper
Schmeichel, Danny Drinkwater and Jamie
Vardy all returning to the starting line-up to
replace Ben Hamer, Riyad Mahrez and Jeffrey
Schlupp. Meanwhile, Andy King makes way
for Argentine veteran Esteban Cambiasso,
who makes his first start for the Foxes since
his summer move from Inter Milan.
… - Manchester United substitutes:
Lindegaard, Shaw, Smalling, Fletcher, Valencia,
Mata, Januzaj.
… - Manchester United XI (4-1-3-2): De Gea;
Rafael, Evans, Blackett, Rojo; Blind; Herrera,
Rooney, Di Maria; Falcao, Van Persie.
… - Leicester City substitutes: Hamer,
Wasilewski, King, James, Schlupp, Mahrez,
Wood.
… - Leicester City XI (4-1-4-1): Schmeichel;
De Laet, Morgan, Moore, Konchesky;
Cambiasso; Nugent, Hammond, Drinkwater,
Vardy; Ulloa.
… - There's just over 15 minutes left to go
until kick-off, so let's have a look at how the
two teams will be lining up this afternoon...
… - It won't be easy, however, as today's
hosts have marked their return to the
Premier League after a 10 year absence by
putting in a string of fantastic performances.
Spirited displays against both Everton and
Arsenal earned Nigel Pearson's side vital
draws, and last weekend their hard work
was rewarded with a 1-0 win against Stoke
City thanks to Argentine striker Leonardo
Ulloa's third goal in four league games.
Manchester United's makeshift defence have
looked poor this season, and the former
Brighton & Hove Albion man will be hoping
to increase his goal-scoring tally today in
what is sure to be an extremely interesting
game.
… - Life under Louis Van Gaal continues to
throw up surprises, but his new-look
Manchester United side finally seem to be
finding their feet after a turbulent opening
few weeks under the Dutchman. The Red
Devils were given a boost of confidence last
weekend when they comfortably thrashed
Queens Park Rangers 4-0 at Old Trafford to
pick up their first league win of the season,
and Van Gaal will be hoping that his side can
build on last week's victory by seeing off
another newly-promoted side in Leicester
this afternoon.
… - Good afternoon and welcome to our
live text commentary of today's Premier
League clash between Leicester City and
Manchester United. My name is Ben Cullimore
and I will be keeping you up-to-date with all
of the action from the King Power Stadium.
Match Info
England - Premier League
September 21, 2014 13:30:00 WAT
King Power Stadium — Leicester,
Leicestershire
Referee: M. Clattenburg
Attendance: 31784

- Last time Manchester United went59′
two goals up, it only took Leicester a minute
to hit the back of the net themselves.
However, they look visibly tired after having
to deal with a fantastic attacking
performance from the visitors.
57′ - Assist - Ángel Di María (Manchester
United)
57′ - Goal - Ander Herrera (Manchester
United)
57′ - GOAL! And there it is! Manchester
United keep the pressure firmly on the
Leicester defence and are awarded with a
second goal in as many games from Herrera.
The hosts are unable to clear the danger and
the ball finally falls to Di Maria, who fires in a
shot from just outside the box that takes a
deflection off the Spaniard that sends it into
the back of the net.
56′ - Rafael sends a wonderful low cross
into the heart of the Leicester penalty area
that Schmeichel is only just able to beat away
with a last-minute flap. Manchester United
are getting closer to re-establishing their two
goal lead...
54′ - Manchester United break away and
Rooney threads a lovely through-ball into
the path of Falcao, but the Colombian is
unable to meet the pass and instead ends up
bringing De Laet to the ground with an
accidental trip.
52′ - De Laet brings down Di Maria just
outside the Leicester penalty area and
Manchester United are awarded a free-kick
in a dangerous position. Rooney sends a
cross-cum-shot to the back post but it misses
everybody inside the box and goes out for a
goal-kick.
50′ - Falcao hits the crossbar! The
Colombian almost recreates Di Maria's
fantastic goal with another wonderful
chipped effort that beats Schmeichel but
ends up ricocheting off the woodwork.
49′ - Rooney spots Schmeichel off his line
and tries to chip the ball over the top of the
Danish goalkeeper from the edge of the
penalty area. The shot is poor, however, and
the ball flies over the crossbar.
47′ - Leicester are awarded a free-kick
near the halfway line after a poor challenge
from Smalling. Cambiasso sends a beautiful
ball over the top of the Manchester United
defence from the resulting set-piece that
almost meets Vardy, but the pass is slightly
too heavy and De Gea is able to rush out and
collect it.
46′ - And we're underway once again!
… - The two teams are making their way
back out onto the pitch ahead of the start of
the second half.
… - What a fantastic half that was!
Manchester United have looked brilliant in
attack, resulting in two fantastic goals from
Van Persie and Di Maria, but Leicester have
looked equally as good, especially when they
break away on quick counter-attacks. The
visitors' weakness in defence is still causing
them plenty of problems, and it wouldn't be
a surprise if Leicester are able to grab
themselves at least one more goal when the
two sides return for the second half.
… - HALF-TIME: LEICESTER CITY 1-2
MANCHESTER UNITED
45′ + 2 - Manchester United, seemingly
happy with their 2-1 lead and worried about
Leicester's power in attack, are passing the
ball around in the middle of the pitch in an
attempt to run down the clock as we enter
the final minute of added time.
45′ - The fourth official has indicated that
there will be two minutes of added time.
44′ - Leicester gain possession in the
centre of the pitch and break away on a
quick counter-attack. Vardy charges past two
Manchester United players before Blackett is
able to track back and dispossess him with a
brilliant last-ditch tackle.
43′ - Great header by Rojo! Di Maria sends
another wonderful corner into the middle of
the Leicester penalty area where it meets his
fellow Argentine, but his headed effort flies
just over the top of the crossbar.
42′ - The corner is whipped into the box
and is initially dealt with well by the Leicester
defence, but it finally falls to Di Maria on the
edge of the box. He unleashes a low shot
that goes well wide of the goal and, even
though it didn't touch anybody on its way
out of play, Manchester United are awarded
another corner.
41′ - A great cross into the Leicester box
by Di Maria causes Morgan plenty of
problems, and the Jamaican defender is only
just able to slice the ball out for a Manchester
United corner.
40′ - A mistake by Blackett allows Vardy
the opportunity to regain possession for
Leicester before sending a cross towards
Ulloa at the back post, but it's slightly too
high and the Argentine is unable to get a
head on it.
38′ - Leicester patiently work their way
down the left wing before Konchesky
unleashes a deep cross towards the centre
of the Manchester United penalty area. It's
poorly executed, however, and De Gea is
able to watch it safely fly out for a goal-kick.
36′ - Manchester United break forward and
Rojo tries to emulate Hammond at the other
end of the pitch, but, like the earlier's attempt
a few moments ago, his long-range shot also
clears the crossbar by some distance.
35′ - Hammond unleashes a rocket of a
shot from 30 yards out, but the power is too
great and his effort flies safely over the top
of the crossbar.
34′ - And now Di Maria is down on the
floor injured. De Laet and the Argentine come
together near the touchline, leaving the latter
holding his wrist in a heap on the ground.
33′ - Yellow Card - Ritchie De Laet (Leicester
City)
32′ - Cambiasso's pass to Hammond is cut
out by Falcao and Manchester United break
away on a quick counter-attack. Di Maria
picks up the ball 25 yards out and tries to
send a curling cross into the middle of the
Leicester penalty area, but it's only able to
find the head of Cambiasso.
30′ - Substitution Jonny Evans Chris
Smalling (Manchester United)
29′ - B