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SportsRe: Mercedes Driver Lewis Hamilton Wins Record Sixth British GP by ichidodo: 6:37am On Jul 16, 2019
[color=#1980BC]I would have loved Ferrari to win this and they have such stable engines.... [/color]
Foreign AffairsRe: Chad Lifts Ban On Social Media Usage After More Than A Year by ichidodo: 8:12pm On Jul 15, 2019
[color=#1980BC] That place is soo dry and backward,more like, shit holish...it wouldn't make any difference. [/color]
FamilyRe: I Caught My Housemaid Sexually Assaulting My Son by ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Well, this is a fine kettle of fish...Clearly, your son has got a wild streak in him and with the heavy proliferation of 'porn' themes in our civilization today,including, a willing partner in your maid who doesn't know better. This has turned in to the 'mosquito perching on the scrotum' situation thus you must thread carefully here. Because any hasty and careless move here will definitely f**k a lot of sh**t up...that of scarring a 14 year old for life and turning your kid into a scheming well hardened sexual predator and a budding paedophile like Pastor Fatoyinbo of Coza.This is the point where you call in the specialists...child psychologists......who can equip you with the required tools to mentor these unfortunate souls out of their unforeseen predicament.[/color]
FamilyRe: Must I Always Be The One To Initiate Sex With My Wife,advise Pls by ichidodo:
genq:
Likewise she has to do right by HIM.
If you like, lick, suck and fvck her from morning to night. A woman who isn't into you will never be satisfied.
Married or not.
[color=#1980BC] She already done that by living with him...running his home...bearing his kids. I bet my balls he even takes the woman for granted and this has made her very lukewarm in the marriage. He is in nairaland complaining that he wants it hot hot, right? Then he must do it right and lead by example hot hot. [/color]
FamilyRe: Must I Always Be The One To Initiate Sex With My Wife,advise Pls by ichidodo: 5:47pm On Jul 15, 2019
genq:
This is why men will forever stay losing in relationships - keep doing everything to satisfy a woman who refuses to be satisfied.
He should spend hours licking that wound in between her legs right?
What does she do for him in return?
[color=#1980BC] That woman is his wife...the mother of his children and the only person after his mother to have his back.He's gotta do it right and he's gotta do it right by her at least if not for himself but for his kids and their posterity because they all gonna be f**ked if the marriage goes to sh**t. [/color]
FamilyRe: Must I Always Be The One To Initiate Sex With My Wife,advise Pls by ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC][b] Okafor's law comes strictly to mind here...But on a serious note,brotherly...If she said she wants to be serenaded before the action then, gaddem it, you shove enough love smoke up her ass...if she said she wants you to pound that sh**t before she cums then you pound that motherf**Ker like your life depends on it. But what is sad here is that you only blow smoke up your ass at worst and at best you expect others to blow smoke up your ass...You don't consider the feelings of those, especially that of your wife, around you and it has come and bite you in your ass.You are the head in the house therefore you must take the initiative...to lead you must show example.Ok, you want your wife take the initiative in lovemaking, why don't you start by making that experience a thunderous heavenly adventure for her....you f**king blow her mind away that she literarily wets herself just thinking about sharing the same bed with you.Women are unique creatures,each and every one of them.No two women are same as far as their intimate needs and wants are concerned therefore you gotta take time out blowing smoke up your ass to study your wife...more like putting a lil bit of empathy into the study,you know. Some women like it hot, some women like it cold.For others,cuddling is the main event.You gotta read your wife like a book..pay attention especially in the details....Also, you have to put in the long hard yards in this endeavour.If she wants a listening ear or a shoulder to cry upon after a hard day, then you pay attention to her....if she wants a hand in raising the kids or the home then you be there for her...if she likes a lil bit of appreciation then you go to the moon and drag it down for her,Gaddem it. Now, tell us why she wouldn't suck your dick, never mind initiate sex after all of these. [/color]
FamilyRe: Please Help! She Can't Bear The Pain. by ichidodo: 1:10pm On Jul 14, 2019
Ardar:
Which kine yeye head? Everything is not psychological and you're making it seem as if she is making up the pain or something. breaking the hymen is fu..cking painful for some women

@Op, pls tell your friend to start with fore - play before penetration to get wet and also use lots of lubricant cuz she's very tight down there and as for the breaking of the hymen, she should just prepare herself for the pain once and for all.
[color=#1980BC] Ok ma.... [/color]
FamilyRe: Please Help! She Can't Bear The Pain. by ichidodo: 11:08am On Jul 14, 2019
[color=#1980BC] The pain is all in her head bro...all in her head. [/color]
PoliticsRe: Funke Olakunrin's Driver & Maid Reveal How She Was Killed by ichidodo: 9:42am On Jul 14, 2019
[color=#1980BC] Tis a Fulani crime gone wrong...Obviously they wanted to seize the car and its occupants for ransom as it is their usual way in that axis(ask Gov Akeredolu) but for the antics of the driver they had to shoot at it and unfortunately Madam was hit..[/color]
Christianity EtcRe: What's The Difference Between The Spirit And The Soul? by ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC][b]I think soul is that part of a human psych that belongs to the God or Allah or The Universe or Hare Krishna (whichever one believe)..It never dies as it is recycled from one world to another or dimension. Sometimes events are etched there-in during death and transference into another body that the individual involved is constantly besetted by a sense of deja vu or behaviours,attitudes ,in fact, striking physical characteristics well known to be possessed by an individual is found in another individual years after the death of the former individual.Some people call that Re incarnation, I don't know. But Spirit is the force of will possessed by a Human psych.This force expresses itself in many forms e.g Metaphysical- you pray for something so bad that it manifests or think deeply or meditate about something so intense that you get an answer relating to what was being thought about...The Spirit force is so powerful that men have been able to harness it into making wonders e.g Miracles of healing of themselves and others, Astral travelling (projecting yourself into another location without any known human aid), levitation etc. Sometimes it continues to work as Shades (Ghosts) when we are deceased.. [/b][/color]
Christianity EtcRe: How To Find Your Wife By Pastor Sam Adeyemi by ichidodo: 9:03am On Jul 14, 2019
[color=#1980BC] I want to love o...Olorun pick up the call. [/color]
FamilyRe: . by ichidodo: 1:49am On Jul 14, 2019
izzimus:
Sorry for asking but did depression affect your memory? I don't know if it's a normal thing but I had his tendency to easily forget things and get distracted easily
[color=#1980BC] Yeah it does...sometimes it delays your reaction to things and you might find it hard to think constructively thus weaning you off the probability of falling into intense anxiety or deep depression. If you try to worry too much,it knocks you off to sleep that is why you shouldn't handle machinery or drive when you're on medications. [/color]
FamilyRe: . by ichidodo: 1:37am On Jul 14, 2019
izzimus:
Thank you.
I dont mind the side effects as long as it works.
[color=#1980BC] Alright bro..Stay safe. [/color]
FamilyRe: . by ichidodo: 1:22am On Jul 14, 2019
izzimus:
Please what antidepressants did you take, I went to see a doctor for depression and was given fluoxetine but it did nothing
What drugs did you use and how did they make you feel?
Thanks
[color=#1980BC] Sertraline...also know as Zoloft. Mehn that sh*t will knock you out.It is best you take it with doctor'a prescription or if you can, take one tablet the first day..then two tablets subsequently for the next two weeks. Watch out for side effects like light headedness, nausea,slight headaches and my favourite, prolonged ejaculation..lol[/color]
PoliticsRe: Kehinde Fasoranti: How Funke Olakunrin, My Sister, Was Killed by ichidodo: 6:41pm On Jul 13, 2019
[color=#1980BC][b]You can call them armed robbers...armed
kidnappers even armed bandits. What is very
obvious is their mode of operation. They camp in
the forests near highways(for long period of
time)...They are well armed....They are well
connected and they have nothing to lose. These
closely resembles that which you have of
Bandits in Zamfara and Boko Haram in
Borno,Adamawa and Yobe. Therefore we can
safely deduce that Boko Haram elements(with or
without their idealogy) have infiltrated via
Zamfara, Kaduna,Kwara into the Southwest.
Knowing fully well the SE and SS are relatively
no go areas as compared to SW not forgetting
how the south west have engendered close
political ties with the north as well as close
religious ties also, you could safely predict that
the Southwest is going to be the next staging
ground for Fulani/core Northern expansionism
after the middle belt. Unless the Yorubas stand
up and take actions, incidences like these
kidnappings and killings of prominient yorubas
will become the norm thus instituting a reign of
terror and fear in Yoruba land just as you have in
Zamfara, North Eastern Nigeria and some part of
Middle belt.[/color]
PoliticsRe: Akeredolu Leads Makinde, Mimiko, Others To Fasoranti's House (Photos) by ichidodo: 6:30pm On Jul 13, 2019
[color=#1980BC] May her soul rest in peace.. [/color]
PoliticsRe: Femi Adesina: Armed Robbers Killed Afenifere Leader's Daughter, Not Herdsmen by ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC]You can call them armed robbers...armed kidnappers even armed bandits. What is very obvious is their mode of operation. They camp in the forests near highways(for long period of time)...They are well armed....They are well connected and they have nothing to lose. These closely resembles that which you have of Bandits in Zamfara and Boko Haram in Borno,Adamawa and Yobe. Therefore we can safely deduce that Boko Haram elements(with or without their idealogy) have infiltrated via Zamfara, Kaduna,Kwara into the Southwest. Knowing fully well the SE and SS are relatively no go areas as compared to SW not forgetting how the south west have engendered close political ties with the north as well as close religious ties also, you could safely predict that the Southwest is going to be the next staging ground for Fulani/core Northern expansionism after the middle belt. Unless the Yorubas stand up and take actions, incidences like these kidnappings and killings of prominient yorubas will become the norm thus instituting a reign of terror and fear in Yoruba land just as you have in Zamfara, North Eastern Nigeria and some part of Middle belt.[/color]
PoliticsRe: Opinion: This Might Be A Targeted Killing And Not Random Kidnapping Attempt by ichidodo: 10:57am On Jul 13, 2019
[color=#1980BC] Of course it was targeted....Killing any random individual cannot force the hand of head honchos in the southwest to allow the establishment of Ruga all over the Yoruba land but targeting selected persons of good Yoruba heritage might panick the Yoruba hierarchy into acquiesing to RUGA establishment as a safety catch against herdsmen bandits gallivanting all over Southwest Nigeria. [/color]
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor Undergoes HIV Test, Shares Result (Photos) by ichidodo: 5:54pm On Jul 12, 2019
[color=#1980BC] Good..Now I can go for a sex change... [/color]
CrimeRe: Man Hit By Soldier's Stray Bullet Protests In Front Of Army Barracks In Rivers by ichidodo: 2:23pm On Jul 12, 2019
Freddonance:
How about that soft tissues that will be affected? Bullet wounds cover more margin than u can imagine. U can only get a clear margin of involvement of or between viable & necrotic tissues after a day or two of the incident
[color=#1980BC]This just an AK 47 bullet and not some new age explosive bullet tipped with glycerine designed to shatter on impact or is it a bullet tipped with a bio poison to catabolize soft tissues....this is simple 7.092mm projectile shot from a long barreled assault rifle thus there can only be injuries or death from excessive trauma to the body as regards to hits on major organs or tissues. That is why you are much likely to survive a gunshot to your limb than your chest or your head.... The knee in question is looking too good in shape,structure and even color to indicate gangrene or damage to any soft internal tissues thus I believe surgery with metalplating and screws would have helped the young man..[/color]
CrimeRe: Man Hit By Soldier's Stray Bullet Protests In Front Of Army Barracks In Rivers by ichidodo: 2:10pm On Jul 12, 2019
bizzibodi:
Do u know if they have enough money for good hospital & orthopedic surgeon?
[color=#1980BC]The irony is that it takes so much resource and risk to the health of the patient to conduct an amputation...A simple cut,drill and tuck could have set the knee well enough instead of sawing the whole thing off. That's just pure lack of surgical know how by the doctor.[/color]
CrimeRe: Man Hit By Soldier's Stray Bullet Protests In Front Of Army Barracks In Rivers by ichidodo: 2:03pm On Jul 12, 2019
alphaNomega:
You need to study what happens to the body after a bullet wound. What are you even saying?
[color=#1980BC] Look who's talking? do you know the difference in the effects between a bullet wound to a limb or a bullet wound to the torso?. If you don't understand pls don't disturb my mention. [/color]
CrimeRe: Man Hit By Soldier's Stray Bullet Protests In Front Of Army Barracks In Rivers by ichidodo: 1:39pm On Jul 12, 2019
oluwaahmed:
Look closely my brother that's a gun shot at the knee joint, there's no fixing that. Also look at the trajectory of the entry wound, it went downwards meaning that more damage was done to the knee than we can see.
I really feel sad for the guy.
[color=#1980BC] Also look closely...The knee in question still looks whole instead of wobbled or torn to indicate a catastrophic injury. Adding screws along with surgical metal plates would have supported the entire knee structure and allow it to heal....The damage I fear for are those of the ligaments but a good orthopaedic surgeon could set things very well. [/color]
CrimeRe: Man Hit By Soldier's Stray Bullet Protests In Front Of Army Barracks In Rivers by ichidodo: 1:32pm On Jul 12, 2019
Freddonance:
I don't think you are right. Bullet injuries extend way beyond the point of entry of the bullet & depending on the kinetic energy of the bullet & the type of gun used. Lastly there is what we call secondary missiles( this would have affected or chartered more bones that u can see generally. Possibly that pics was taken on the day of the said incident.
[color=#1980BC]The leg could still have been saved no matter the kinetic energy or force on impact as long as the leg isn't mangled or gangrenous.. Better still with a projectile with a relative small entry wound...highest injury here could be shattered bones (bone setting)...or torn ligaments (surgery) or whatever.[/color]
CelebritiesRe: Kudirat Ogunro: I Want My Husband To Have Side Chicks by ichidodo: 1:04pm On Jul 12, 2019
[color=#1980BC] Reverse psychology...I see you. [/color]
CrimeRe: Robbers Attack University Of Ibadan Female Hostel by ichidodo: 12:54pm On Jul 12, 2019
[color=#1980BC] It has to be an inside job. Interrogate the porters... [/color]
CelebritiesRe: R. Kelly Arrested On Federal Sex Trafficking Charges by ichidodo: 12:48pm On Jul 12, 2019
[color=#1980BC]This is injustice.....The man loves young pussies...pussies that are offered willingly..He ain't raped nobody and yet they violate his human rights to willing young pussies. [/color]
SportsRe: South Africans Hail Chukwueze, Ndidi by ichidodo: 12:45pm On Jul 12, 2019
[color=#1980BC]The game was a tight call...They had luck with VAR and we had luck with their goalkeeper 's clanger at the corner kick. [/color]
SportsRe: Chukwueze Has Done More Work In 90 Minutes Than My Governor In 4 Years-twitter by ichidodo: 12:43pm On Jul 12, 2019
[color=#1980BC] Chukweze isn't doing too badly at all...but he is still very raw. A couple of seasons at Vilareal would roast him up to a delicious crisp. [/color]
CrimeRe: Man Hit By Soldier's Stray Bullet Protests In Front Of Army Barracks In Rivers by ichidodo: 12:38pm On Jul 12, 2019
[color=#1980BC] That leg could have been saved...It doesn't look mangled neither does it look gangrenous...Tis a clean hole with an exit wound.A six hour surgery could have saved it, but no, lazy doctors would prefer the cheapest and easiest option.[/color]
SportsRe: 23 Times Grand Slam Champion, Serena Williams Reaches 11th Wimbledon Final by ichidodo: 5:59pm On Jul 11, 2019
[color=#1980BC]I've got a massive crush on this woman....and the other one Kim Clijsters.. [/color]
TravelRe: Air Peace Launches International Operations (Photos) by ichidodo: 5:51pm On Jul 11, 2019
[color=#1980BC] I love planes...especially the big fat ones..You could smuggle a tonne of cocaine and nobody will be none the wiser.[/color]

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