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kosisokosi48:
Gbam!

Keep quiet

MetaPhysical:
Not quite. Proficiency in language is not a measure of intelligence. Academic training in Nigeria has regulated our behavior and thought into believing proficiency in our local dialect is a sign of backwardness, barbarity and dullness, and that speaking good english is a show of intelligence and civilization. It is a false precept.

An average intelligent person must be able to express her country's official language. So it's a sure measure of intelligence

Hades2016:
my brother what has good English given us since 1960 .... .... We all know our fvckin government and so called leaders are just too greedy and stupid .... Leave good English alone and let the right person rule us ok ..... We know woman can’t rule us and she can’t be Nigerian president. But if we have the right person even without good English see my brother e pay us wella

Proficiency in your country's official language is a measure of intelligence

lovelygurl:
English is NOT a measure of intelligence. Don't insult the term "Intelligence". It's not sth you get through education but can only be polished with it.

Memorising vocabularies and the rules of a language is sth. ANYBODY can learn

It is a measure of intelligence

Lordcenturion2:
Some Nigerians are fool, they see English as superior than their own,what they are looking for is just a mistake to mock you but some people that mock are the one that haven't travel out of the country before, you go to another country, England language will be nothing to you. What special in English?, travel out first and see that there is nothing special about your grammar, who your grammar epp? ...illiterates Mtcheeeewwww

Shut up

NwaAmaikpe:



Never again will Nigeria be ruled by a dullard.

Don't be deceived.
The ability to speak and write good English is a measure of an individual's intelligence

She's bad at written English,
She's bad at spoken English

What else does she have to offer outside her cvnt then?

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I don't expect people with this deficiency to agree with me though

Nice point bro. Nigeria will never be ruled by a refined slay queen

luminouz:
Yeah sure...... D painful part is ur reading it for free.... U should pay.me bro!!!!

LOL, sorry if I was harsh. Nevertheless truth be told, I simply don't believe you

farouk0403:
I don't reply nonentity.

'North'entity... Lol Boko Haram

luminouz:
MY SUPERNATURAL EXPERIENCE PART 6
THE CONCLUSION


Hey FAM! Its been a pleasure on the thread to share my experience with u folks about supernatural occurrences I had while growing up n d one for tonight happened when I was around 15..a budding man....a Lotta other weird stuff happened after about 2 years ago but i would like to keep them as souvenirs for my future family(if I ever get married, my kids n grandkids)....
This event occured in Ado-Ekiti,Ekiti State to be precise at Unity secondary school , Federal polytechnic road,Ado...My 2nd bro was invited for an entrance exam into JSS 1 n my parents told me to accompany him(kinda moral support). We got there n nothing pretty much happened till they were called in to sit for d exam. Once they were in....I figured another 2-3 hours should be enough for us to conclude the whole brouhaha n get our asses back home. The school was on break n apart from d staffs conducting d exam n d security,the place was pretty much deserted.... I decide to stroll around n see d student quarters ( my immediate younger bro qas in JSS 3 in dat same school,so I knew where d hostels are)....
I got there n pretty much everywhere was deserted n I decided to explore further.... I have always have an adventurous nature to explore nature n stuffs like DAT( I once climbed a mountain far from our house all in d name of camping/hitchhiking/daring do.I came back very late dat night n i saw hell on DAT mountain but d joy of d journey made it worthwhile for me) so I quickly set off past d hostels to explore some abandoned buildings I saw in d distance,some close by n others farther in d Bush.... I explored the 1st 2 without any incident, just saw a Lotta rats n debris everywhere.... I set off farther into d Bush n left d hostel area far behind.....I reached a broken down structure sat had clearly seen better days n entered n DAT was when my MOJO meter went haywire. I noticed at once the eerie quiet DAT reigned in dat building...not bird calls..no insect chirps....no sound of life. I went further inside n sat down to feel d AURA of d place ( I do this sometimes when I get to a place to have a feel of d place). Then they came out one by one....spirits of d dead inhabiting d place...I haven't seen any ghost since I was 13....n it seemed d trend continued coz I couldn't see these ones..but I could FEEL them, n more than DAT I could WEIGH their intent( in terms of their power factor n their good/bad nature). I felt d most powerful in d place,an old male who harbours mildly acidic intent n great sorrow, others are mostly kids coz I feel their young n diminished auras n in terms of intent, they were just very curious. From d thick layers of dust everywhere I figured it was a long time ago since anyone ventured inside. I didn't look back n more than 10 came close to me with the leader in front.. It was crazy but I could feel each individual presence as they gathered... I lost my fear of d dead ages ago so I wasn't scared of them..I took some breaths n said..' I know u are there but I can't see u' n immediately I said dat I felt anger from d leader a millisecond before a great gush of wind buffeted d structure, clanging metal pipes,slming windows n d funny thing is d wind came in whistling like it had a mind of it's own. Of course it was an attempt to scare me n d effect was dramatic ( enough to get an unsuspecting soul howling n yelling s fvck outta there not not ME). My next response was simple. I went into paroxysms of laughter(crazy right?) ,I mean great guffaws of mirth dat had me bent double( my laughter is d booming type..really from d belly) n I said ' I am not afraid of u n I am not afraid of death' n stood up n looked back. A feeling of surprise watched over me from d ghosts n instantly d wind died down n I smiled again n sat down.Nlanders one by one I felt those ghosts sit down with me..by d side n at my back( like i said before the 1st rule is never show fear..it marks u as prey n empowers d predator...i knew dat since i was 5).How long I stayed there I never knew(no watches on me). But after a while I stood up n exited d structure n moved further into d bush..I should have turned back but d adventurous spirit in me egged me on...Those spirits followed me out of curiosity. I trekked till I got to a well n I was instantly drenched in d most foulest odor I have ever encountered... The spirits following me ran back(they feared whatever came out of dat well). Dat smell was pervaded dat area n again I noticed DAT no bird or insect or animal existed around dat vicinity. The smelly ghost/demon which I couldn't see had others with him, some kids n matured minds whose auras were cold, so I figured some dead souls by drowning occupied dat well n at d order of their master d smelly demon , they trick other people into datt well to drown ( my bro later told me of several unexplained drownings of students in dat well). I smiled n walked over to d well n looked inside seeing only d dark depths of d well...couldn't hear any water sounds... I was about to turn back for home when I suddenly noticed a path farther into d Bush dat I didn't notice before.... I followed that path n d smelly demon followed reeking of glee... I took dat path only for a few yards only to turn back n see dat d path behind me had closed up( no fvcking bushpath no nothing only d cackling demon). I knew I had 2 choices ....give in to fear n be preyed upon or see dat path to it's conclusion... I chose d later( fear was no option for me). I walked for God knows how long before I came to a Grove of dark coloured trees...
I was getting close to d grove when I felt legions of unspeakable evil watching from d trees above,each of my steps being measured with evil intent( I kinda have a feeling of how condemned prisoners going to be hanged must have felt) n all d while d path behind kept disappearing... But I never showed fear but kept moving forward...I got to d grove n I came to d biggest,blackest tree there....
Think of d most quiet place u have ever been,d cleanest n yet d most populated(with unseen demons) n u can have an idea of how I felt! The oldest tree was black from trunk to d leaves (like it was burnt but though it refused to die,yet it never healed). No birds or insects or squirrels or whatever life form existed there. I felt d tree looking at me or should I say d demon in d tree( they seemed intertwined or glued together) n d pure evil intent it has towards me....i tasted bile in my throat n a feeling like an urge to feast/tear n suck blood/flesh crashed over me .i looked at d tree,put on my best smile n walked straight up to d tree n raised my voice n said ' I know ur there even though I can't see u...but u won't hurt me...u can't hurt me( an image of fire flashed through my mind) because I dont fear U....I don't fear death.... But death FEARS ME! U have a visitor not a prey....n if u are done staring.....open a path home for me...its getting late.... Instantly black smoke started pouring outta d tree like it was smoking.... I burst out laughing again( yeah am.crazy I know) n said louder this time... 'I DON'T FEAR DEATH...DEATH FEARS ME.. NOW LET ME GO'
A silence like d dead enveloped d clearing n d black smoke withdrew into d tree trunk....all eyes were on dat tree ( to gauge its next step as a leader). I counted 5 seconds n turned around....n THERE opened a path home for me...... Leaving dat Grove was hard as hell coz eyes were on my back throughout n I know looking back would be fatal...as I was going...I noticed DAT dusk was already falling n darkness was setting in...I was tempted to increase my pace but I checked it( my confidence had to be iron clad). D smelly demon followed me back n when I got to d outlying buildings d 1st set of ghosts came out n I sensed sharp surprise from d leader ( he thought I was a goner).... But its people or hommie or clan followed me back to d hostel n stood there staring while I walked away( darkness was closing in fast)...
By d time I got to d exam hall..I discovered it was almost 7pm( how I lost track of time baffled me till this day.. Dat Grove did something to d time frame dat quickened it).... My bro sat with d gatemen n was worried sick about me....when those guys saw me n I told them where I was coming from..one of them bent down n threw sand on my body to confirm if am still alive...I won't forget d look of abject terror in their eyes as they followed my progress to d bus stop

Mom was almost outta her mind when I got home n I made up some stuff but my bro told mum I went missing n when she heard where I went to.....her plate of food dropped to d floor n she seized me immediately....n shook me like a doll asking questions like...'what ur name...ur dad's..ur mum's.....when were u born' n when I answered correctly she gave me a dirty slap saying where I went to was a dead end n no one ever comes back. Apparently.. Before d high school was there, a teacher training institute was on those grounds n she said she lost a lotta friends to a so called nameless bloodthirsty entity who snatched them away...none ever returned n.no bones or bodies were ever recovered....d school has to be transferred when d death toll was too high...n d high school dat came after was situated at a different location to avoid such losses....
She looked at me n said sometimes u scare me u know....it's like ur even alien sef? If not dat u look like ur dad eh i for call u alien....I grinned at her n we started laughing n dat was how my nickname ALIEN was born

In retrospect.. What I did was very silly..I put my life n my brother's in danger n I shudder to think what would have happened If I hadn't come back.....u wont be reading this story now n I would be part of those Grove legions serving dat entity...

So to everyone who thirsts to know how to summon demons,how to get power from them or talk to ghosts on this thread n such....u have no fvcking idea what ur dealing with....I felt a being with no regard for life,no empathy,no love,no hate,no remorse...all it wants is to eat ur soul n add u to its collection.....how d fcvk do u summon dat n CONTROL it........I decided to be more careful n watch out against such adventurous recklessness... I don't fear d afterlife or demons or ghosts..but I sure as hell don't n would NEVER go looking for their trouble....

U SHOULD TOO.....


THE END.....

CcPlatinumventure, SurestG, hill111, Brown14, shiitposter,sexybbstar, victornezzar ,Iamharkinwaley,aniekpeno,fatymore,khaliyah,humeeh...

WASH. SUPER STORY

lofty900:
I don't know why you're praising any female who joined police force just because she's pretty? Is it her prettiness that'll help reduce the crime rate in the country. You guys should stop all this myopic nonsense you guys are doing and start praising the real officers who sacrifice their lives so we can all sleep at night with our two eyes closed

One of the few sensible people we have left

farouk0403:
You are free to ask anything i will not think otherwise.

And some Almajaris are not killers, you should not judge by what your people say about north, see for yourself first.

from your write up and the way you are exaggerating about the negative act of almajiri, i can say you have never set your foot in northern part of the country.

I state my opinion the only mistake i did was, i generalized it, instead i should have say "Muslim girls wouldn't participate in such act"
Nigeria is a secular country

BOKO HARAM

farouk0403:
You are free to ask anything i will not think otherwise.

And some Almajaris are not killers, you should not judge by what your people say about north, see for yourself first.

from your write up and the way you are exaggerating about the negative act of almajiri, i can say you have never set your foot in northern part of the country.

I state my opinion the only mistake i did was, i generalized it, instead i should have say "Muslim girls wouldn't participate in such act"
Nigeria is a secular country

BOKO HARAM

farouk0403:
You are free to ask anything i will not think otherwise.

And some Almajaris are not killers, you should not judge by what your people say about north, see for yourself first.

from your write up and the way you are exaggerating about the negative act of almajiri, i can say you have never set your foot in northern part of the country.

I state my opinion the only mistake i did was, i generalized it, instead i should have say "Muslim girls wouldn't participate in such act"
Nigeria is a secular country

BOKO HARAM

thegirlyoulike:
You guys don't have menstrual cramps and you don't go through Labour and the society doesn't pressurize you all when you don't get married early like it does to us.

Hu ask you

TRUTH

adonbilivit:
#ItsNotAlie but I wouldn't mind servicing Diezani daily for a fee. Even John Dumelo won't resist the offer

Banga Lee

Hillzy:
Baba no be small tin, is strong as d word strong it self. Is lik dis nigga dey add him own, cos d lite way d bae dey give am do pass green or is he a learner?

I wonder

nijaomegacode:
Thanks man. She never asked for money anyway. Today I called her and asked if she has a boyfriend. She laughed and said " pls let us talk about this when we see. Maybe be we should meet later in the day and talk about it" When I met her she said "I have a boyfriend but there is a story behind it. I will tell you the story if you tell me the reason why you asked that question. Do not worry, we are humans and such things are bound to happen. Just open up to me" So I told her that my mom asked me to bring 2 friends that I will be praying for so I decided to mention her name to my mom (she smiled) and we just want to know so that we can Join her in prayers over whoever she's dating. She instantly became cold and kept quite. So later I asked her to tell me the story behind her boyfriend which she promised to tell me been t she said "I can not tell you anything again because you did not tell me what I was expecting. you did not tell me what interests me so I can say anything now. Did you mother say you should bring names of people you want to marry?" I said "no". As she kept quite henceforth until I left. What can you say about this? Is she just flirting with me or really interested?

Dis one strong oo

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Why are the men here stupidly and ignorantly making fun of this situation?... Smh
Why are the men here stupidly and ignorantly making fun of this situation?... Smh
Why are the men here stupidly and ignorantly making fun of this situation?... Smh

dodelight:
Fear men, too. Good men are rare to find.

Ratio of good men to Good women - 9:1

Fear women.
Good woman no dey easy to find.

zachanalysis:
That's what they get for messing with my compatriots in Bakkassi. Don't believe it but I know Nigerian Army covert submarine operation has just did this.

Borrow sense

Dlordsamurai:
some people are full of doubt, people dont actually know that wearing of shoes in your room at mid night to pray brings quick result.

See dis one

Dlordsamurai:
come outside by 12 midnight and just stay outside or take a stroll down the street and come back and tell me what you saw

Lailai, dat 1 z a lie. I've been walking about since I was a kid at midnight and other odd hours and I've neva seen anything

sexybbstar:
Spirits and ghosts are real. I got tired of seeing them, now I'm not scared anymore.

As long as they don't harm me, I don't have a problem with them. Just don't scream, and you are free.

Taaa kam nukwa

Acidosis:
Now I understand why South Korea had to break away.



Anything "North" has always been a problem to the world!

North Korea. Northern Nigeria. Problems of mankind

Zane2point4:
I took my time to look at the pics posted here, they only set of people that never changed both in dress sense and environment is the NORTH, Nothing changed atall.
They aint agents of change, they prefer there primitive selfs.

Truth. Fear North. The real problem of Nigeria

myright:
does that amount to crime?

Don't mind the guy. He's ignorant and sentimental

mhizesther:
ARE U THIS STUPID?

Hoe

Mtchew

Cleofel:
WHY SHOULD MEN ALWAYS BE THE HEAD? WOMEN CAN ALSO DO WHAT MEN CAN DO,EVEN BETTER.

You are being sexist

Cleofel:
WHY SHOULD MEN ALWAYS BE THE HEAD? WOMEN CAN ALSO DO WHAT MEN CAN DO,EVEN BETTER.

You are being sexist

Cleofel:
WHY SHOULD MEN ALWAYS BE THE HEAD? WOMEN CAN ALSO DO WHAT MEN CAN DO,EVEN BETTER.

You are being sexist