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Bingo! You nailed it, bro!!

He ain't gonna start and we'll make sure of that. Even if that means another declaration of fasting and prayers.


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Danielnino00:
No worries egbon..He won't start .. We shall pray against it again

Huh

Omo, kilo happened


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do4luv14:
you done come oooo, shey you no no wia south African dey

Tell me about it, babe.

He almost gave me a heart attack in the South Africa match


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safarigirl:
I'd be glad if we never see him again

Thank you so much, bro!

If I get a dollar for every fake news I read on this forum, I would be richer than Dangote by now. Our moderators definitely need to do better, especially on the threads they move to the FP. At minimum try to verify the information ... that can be easily done via google, or try crosschecking the info with other legitimate news outlets.


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naturalwaves:
It is such a shame that this report is fake. The writer could not even spell "Bali". How can they win the World School Debate Championship and not get a trophy? Well, just to set the records straight, this year's edition took place in Bali, Indonesia and it was won by Singapore. England was second. The Nigerian team did not even make the semi final talk less of winning it. South Africa and United states were the semi finalist in the competition. This is a big lie and it is such a shame. This is not to take anything away from the students that represented us. Well done to them.
Moderators should always verify things before moving to front page so that the public will not be fed with falsehood. Most senseless Naija bloggers have already pasted the fake news with their usual copy and paste.

OK. That's good news. But we're sticking with Ikechukwu Ezenwa for the Zambia match. Akpeyi can sit on the bench. Ezenwa has earned his promotion with his performance against Cameroun. Compared with what we saw from Akpeyi against South Africa, Ezenwa is light years ahead. Literally!


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Daninya11:
Rohr has received good news from Chippa United regarding the fitness of his experienced goalkeeper Daniel Akpeyi.


The 31-year-old netminder missed Nigeria’s two World Cup qualifiers against Cameroon earlier this month due to injury, with Rohr not willing to take a risk to field him in both matches in Uyo and Yaounde.

can exclusively report that Daniel Akpeyi is now in tip-top condition, so much so that he has been named in the starting line-up for Chippa United’s clash against Baroka in the Premier Soccer League on Tuesday evening, barring any last minute change of mind by manager Dan Malesela.

The Super Eagle wanted to return to Chippa United as fit as possible and trained with a local club in Lagos before his trip to South Africa to rejoin his team after the international break.

In the current season, Daniel Akpeyi has no minutes under his belt in the league, whereas he was in between the pipes on 28 occasions last term from a possible 30.

Meanwhile, Rohr has expressed confidence in his team “I am not under any pressure at all. I watched the game yesterday night (Tuesday) and I am very confident the Zambian’s will fall when they come to Nigeria.
Rohr further revealed that he has no plan to change his winning team going into the crucial encounter with the Zambians on October 7 in Uyo.

“I will stick to the same tactics that saw us (Nigeria) see off Cameroon. I see no reason to change a winning team as the boys were fantastic and we must continue to work well as a team to ensure we have a proper team ahead of the World Cup in Russia next year,” hinted the Eagles supremo.

He admitted that he is very happy with the support Nigerians showed his team during the last round of matches of the Group B qualifying series.

Rohr urged all football-loving Nigerians to continue to support the Super Eagles in good and bad times, as he bids to build a formidable team capable of conquering not just Africa, but the world.

Gernot Rohr is expected to announce his squad for the crucial World Cup qualifier against Zambia in the next two weeks.

http://www.brila.net/rohr-receives-good-news-akpeyi-will-start-chippa-united-tonight/

Damn! Naija dudes and being overly aggressive! That's why y'all don't attract girls ... you scare them away with your aggressiveness!

So you wanna be her friend because she's pretty, huh? Do you know if she's a serial killer? A black widow or something? Na wa for una o!!

OK, I can help you become her friend. Here's how's gonna work:

Technically, you gonna become her slave, OK? You'll do chores around her house, including cleaning and laundry, and give foot rubs and pedicures in exchange for getting to worship and jerk off to her beauty.
In the evening, after she comes back from work, she'll have her slave (you) come over and clean her kitchen, wash her undies, and clean the toilet. And I can go on and on but I think you got the idea!

I am pretty sure that @ MhizzAJ would definitely be fine with that arrangement.

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lafflaff123:
You are the most beautiful woman i have seen on Nairaland and i am not praising you.

Jesus, your beauty is fresh like something i have never seen before.

Lets be friends okay?

You got it .... show it off, bro.

At least, you're NOT like the other dude who prefers bone to bone


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Na wao. These weapons fit arm a full military brigade sef.


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Wetin dey mek you laff?


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vivypretty:

LOL. I didn't knew that they have started eating snakes as well. I thought the obsession was only with pythons

Na wao for una o


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heendrix:
Lmao badt guy

I can but it's gotta cost ya.

Deal


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Evablizin:
lols tell me nah,don't be stingy with ur knowledge

Hmmm. Me I like ...
Oya, when do we start your initiation?

But there's a test tho. And you gotta pass the test
... and if you fail, your initiation rites would be cancelled indefinitely.


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optional1:
7 virgins like you be late oni wey need virgins for em grave bah...


I be virgin sha, only me don cover the other 6..

Bia, do you understand what "self love" means


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Evablizin:



Buhari pikins are coming to give you the beating of your life with their mouths

A typical Afonja


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TyushTal:
Who's this clown?

What a waste of time, reading this!
He didn't even pass any message across
Ode!

Haha!! Yea, yeah .... whatever! You still owe 7 virgins o, jare



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optional1:
lolz


who is welcoming who to RoyalBlueArmy


Abeg shift lemme see better Armies of the Blues...

OK. If you say so.


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repogirl:
Wow! Stunning!

Say What


Listen, except for certain parts of Abuja, Enugu is the most beautiful and the best organized city in Nigeria.


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okway:
Lmao Don't lie to yourself. Even Enugu is not finer than Ibadan

https://www.nairaland.com/3941777/ibadan-pictures-development-fastest-growing

Count ...1 ... 2 .... 3.....

.... and the Afonjas would invade this thread to show off their brown roofs



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Smart gurl! OK, I can welcome you to our Chelsea Blues' Army .... but it's gonna cost you tho.


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optional1:
tah keep quiet

even if i didn't see any club to support, i will rather support shooting stars than assnal...

I dey crazy to support assnal

OK. Clap for yourselves

And keep moaning! *morons*


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I just don't understand the umbilical cord part. Can you educate me, abeg?
What was her children umbilical cord doing in the house?

Strange shis!


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MhizzAJ:
That maid must be a witch
But why would a woman allow a 23yr old female work in her house as a maid.....I cant even try that rubbish..Those ones that know more than demself

Are you guys kidding me? This news/information is nearly ten years old now.


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Becareful what you ask for.

Marriage isn't all it's cranked up to be. Many married men today actually wish they are still single.


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wurabecca:
HML......I'M next in line

True sha. She actually wanted to give me a bj, but I respectfully declined the offer

That tells you everything you need to know.


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millionboi:
oga don't blive everything ooo

If she open up to u how/wat she did to get dat... ...hmmmm
Watch b4 u reap!!!

Thy are so many illegal way to make money here.

LOL. You can see him on my twitter profile, if you have twitter


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Lalas247:
Guessing that's him on ya dp right

You shouldn't laugh until you understand how the op plans to hustle.

With the right resources (for example: if she's young and good looking) and necessary connections, s/he can make a killing.


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maishai:
I seriously laugh at the op...To leave heaven and come down to earth to hustle and bustle for ur daily bread....For you to earn 80k in sokoto means u are getting closer to the creme de la creme of d society......If i were d op I would rather save out of my salary and start a mini version of dat lagos/abuja hustle in sokoto.

Trust me, on average, s/he can make that much in one day if s/he has the right moneymakers.

A lady I know, my high school gf, recently relocated from Lagos to Abuja to hustle and she's a multi-million today.


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millionboi:
keep quite.

Have u asked d person how long it took him to get Dia?

Folks, y'all are typical Nigerians. You tend to offer suggestions even before you understand the question.

In order to give a good advice in this case, you gotta understand what s/he meant by the phrase "relocate to Abuja to hustle".
I know some hustlers in Abuja and Lagos who makes N80,000 per day. So y'all should hold una fire until he clarifies.


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He likes pretty girls, so he would be excited.


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Lalas247:
Aite

Great. I will let him know.


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Lalas247:
Tell the friend to come n see me

Pele o. I was asking for a friend


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Lalas247:
Kikiki ogbeni Saturday lawa no kill my vibe

You're arguably the first wifey material I have seen on NL.

Kudos!


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EmpresFIDEL:
if it's proper for women to be older than their husband then God would av created eve b4 Adam and God would av said women should be d head of the home. stop contradicting your self. . men should be older.. dy are d head ... den women have to be supportive.