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Haha!!! C’mon bro, I am not that old

Wait until you meet some folks here who can download the Super Eagles history for ya - all the way from 1970s to the present


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AndSunGorilla:
Yes Grandpa you are wrong, you are already old.

Nna, you’re not incorrect sha but wasting more than 3 weeks in Nigeria without completing what you went for would do that to you�

I am still trying to recuperate.


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isan:
First u forgot etebo was at AFcon and u expect eze the that need paperwork to make list for next month games u are getting old sir

Shebi Picnic abi na Peak Milk was telling us that he’s been working on Ebere’s switch behind the scenes? I was giving him the benefit of the doubt that they have completed FIFA paperwork.

As per Ademola Lookman, I think we should move on from that one. Let him wait for England until he retires. I personally don’t believe he’s good enough either.


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Humility017:
hope your account is not hacked

this one you're calling for a player that will need FIFA clearance and change of nationality prior he plays for us to be included on the list leaves me baffled, more over the lad has still not agreed to play for us...
him and lookman are still waiting for the English FA call ups that will never come...

once you go past 23 years of age and you did not get the English FA call ups being a dual nation...the chances are slim that you'll ever get called up.

Ademola or whatever his name is called is not serious.....probably he wanna go the way of Tomori because that's the highest he would get

I thought as much!

Hopefully, the actual list will still include Dessers and hopefully Ebere Eze as well.


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jihday:
It's not real, the NFF have not released any list

I agree with you on Ebere Eze. I am surprised not to see his name on the list.


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Philosopher1979:
We need more options in attacking midfield. The deficiency was obvious against algeria in the nations cup. Of all the foreign born players we need ovie ejaria and or eberechi eze. If we can get kelechi nwakali ill be glad. A team withot midfielders will lack creativity and ball possession

Was Etebo at the AFCON? Thought he was injured? Dang, I must be getting old�


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Danielnino00:
Mikel, Ndidi, Ogu and Etebo were our midfielders at the AFCON... Though Iwobi played AMF, he was listed as a forward...

Don’t mind me, I was just trying too hard to “win”


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andrewbaba44:
You are including wingers nah

Are you serious? You’re probably correct because Etebo was injured, but I think we had more than 4 midfielders tho:

Mikel
Iweobi
Ndidi
Ogu
Kalu
Chukwueze, etc.


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Subzero047:
We went to Afcon with 4 midfielders

Yea, that’s poor for a striker especially considering the opposition as well. But he probably won’t start for the Super Eagles either. Rohr is trying to use him as an impact sub these days.


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andrewbaba44:
13 match no goals and 4 assist

Ahmed should be like cr7 in the Saudi league

Do you watch Saudi league


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andrewbaba44:
Prove who wrong ?

I have always defended musa ,when he joined Moscow on loan after the Leicester nightmare I had to use that on trolling many people after his good performance

Musa is not even doing spectacular in Saudi ,I hopes he returns to Europe

Joe, like I said, I don’t have any problem with the individuals that were invited, my only concern is the make up of the team: too many forwards and not enough midfielders.


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Joebie:
The list is believable. It’s like you have not been following this team. Lol

Both of them deserve their call up:
Musa - many people, including my humble self, have written him off several times but he always comes back to prove us wrong.
Shehu - I see him as a quota candidate, but I am fine with his call up as long as he doesn't start.


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realpoacher:
Honestly i don't have a problem with Shehu or Musa.

But my God, what da hell is Onauchu doing there?

That guy is the true definition of Chief Carpentry

Is this team list for real? Why too many strikers and not enough midfielders Not that I have any problems with the individual players invited but this just isn't a balanced team. Is he going to play with only strikers


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zuchyblink:
JUST IN:
Super Eagles gaffer, Gernot Rohr calls up Cyriel Dessers, Kelechi Iheanacho and 22 others ahead Sierra Leone #AFCON21 show down
Full list of invited players:
Goalkeepers: Maduka Okoye (Fortuna Düsseldorf II), Daniel Akpeyi (Kaizer Chiefs) and Ikechukwu Ezenwa (Heartland FC)
Defenders: William Troost-Ekong (Udinese), Chidozie Awaziem (Leganes), Jamilu Collins (Paderborn), Ola Aina (Torino), Semi Ajayi (West Brom), Shehu Abdullahi (Bursaspor) and Kenneth Omeruo (Leganes).
Midfielders: Joe Aribo (Rangers), Oghenekaro Etebo (Getafe), Wilfred Ndidi (Leicester City), Alex Iwobi (Everton) and Ramon Azeez (Granada)
Attackers: Victor Osimhen (Lille), Samuel Chukwueze (Villarreal), Cyriel Dessers (Heracles Almelo), Kelechi Iheanacho (Leicester City), Emmanuel Dennis (Club Brugge), Ahmed Musa (Al Nassr), Ebere Paul Onuachu (Genk), and Moses Simon (Nantes).

Et tu, Nerdie


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TheSuperNerd:
You know your football dear Safarigirl. Not for this post ofcourse. You have always known your stuffs. Well said. We saw Osimhen without goals and assists and he was still reckoned and a threat! We saw Haaland without the goals and assists and we saw how useless he was. No disrespect to any lad but both are special in their own ways but it is clear Osimhen is the better and more rounded centre forward. He is a goals machine and a monster that will worry any defence! Haaland is only a goals machine. And I love them both. That's the whole story.

Well said again dear Safari... Let me give you your kiss now.

**Yara Yara make sure Icon79 doesn't see this**

This thread is USELESS without photos.

If you know, you know


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Overlordship:
Hello all, I got married to my wife 9 months ago and it has been a wonderful experience all through until her friend showed up two months ago. That was actually the first time I was meeting her as she wasn’t around for our wedding as she was doing her masters programme in South Africa. I knew she and my wife were closed as she was always talking about her best friend while we were courting.

She showed up at our house and I thought she came to visit and catch up with old times with my wife so I gladly welcome her. Later in the night, my wife told me she will be staying with us for sometimes while she gets a job. I was upset because we never discussed it before and I made my feeling known. Nevertheless, I had to give in since she said the friend also accommodated her in her room back at school for a session. So, I accepted her living with us and I felt it was only for a short time. We gave her the visitor’s room.

The first trouble started when I noticed her night gown barely covered her bum and sometimes were transparent with her boobs showing whenever she comes to the sitting room. I expressed my reservations about it to my wife and she dismissed it playfully that it was nothing and that what were my eyes wandering there for, so I let it go. Sometimes, she will enter her bedroom without knocking saying she wants to gist with her friend. And I will just stay on my side of the bed playing with my phone while the both talked. I noticed my wife doesn’t care, but I don’t want any issue with her so I accepted it with the hope her friend will soon leave the house.

I must admit that the friend was a bit useful in the house. My wife closes late than I, and her friend stays home when she’s not job hunting, so sometimes she would have cooked before we arrived. Though, I complained about this also, but wifey believe it was trivial. Her friend was intelligent and as times goes on, we talked on a wide range of topic while waiting for wife to come back from home so I stopped complaining about her to my wife.

It became so normal about her dressing that I accepted it like that. There was a day she came to our room to gist with my wife and playfully, my wife hit me with a pillow and before you know it, the three of us were throwing pillows about and playing like kids. They were both jumping on me and incidentally, I had a hard on as we were playin. I noticed her friend was slightly brushing her hand on me. I had to quickly stop and stylishly use the pillow to cover myself until I came down. I was really uncomfortable with the whole situation, but I didn’t complain to my wife again since I know what she will say. What I just keep asking my wife is when her friend was leaving.

The incident that happened two weeks really changed things. My wife took one week leave and decided to visit her parents outside the state we reside. I wasn’t okay with it leaving her friend alone with me, but she said I will just do fine. I tried to come home late for the first three days so I can completely avoid her, until the fourth day when she came into my room. I didn’t want to be rude by asking her to leave, so I asked her to sit down on the sofa in the bedroom. We first spoke about football, politics and other things. I can’t really say what happened, but in a lapse of judgement, we started kissing and then I had sex with her. I felt regret immediately and started apologizing to her for taking advantage of her. What she said really dazzled me. She said I shouldn’t be sorry as my wife never keep talking of our big I am and how sex was so great. And how she wishes her friend can experience what she was talking about.

My regrets turned to anger immediately and I asked her if she and my wife planned this whole episode just to confirm what my wife was boasting about. She denied being in cohort with my wife, but said something that devastated me. She said my wife wouldn’t mind as they sometimes share things together as they are besties for life right from their school days. I had to quickly exit the room to the balcony. We barely talked again until wife came back, though she tried to initiate some conversation, which I rebuffed. My wife further heightened my apprehension when wife asked if her friend really took care of me and that I couldn’t have missed her much since her friend was around. The dilemma now is that I can’t confront my wife about the incident as I will be admitting I slept with her friend. Her friend is also acting normal and I am afraid if she will inform her “bestie for life”. I have been thinking, what if they had been “Sex partners” before and I married a bisexual cos of the way they do play together. I had just been asking her when her friend was leaving and I don’t want to be forceful because of what happened between us.

Note, my wife has been a good wife. All my family member love her like she’s part of them and she is so comfortable with them. We never had any issues except this. I need advice on how to go on so I don’t destroy my marriage.

I remain loyal, sir!


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Icon4s:
O pari master........

It’s only in Nigeria that one becomes a national team coach without any formal coaching experience! How could some begin his coaching career with the national team? And you wonder why Nigeria has remained a failed state?

Blind leaders of the blind!


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TheSuperNerd:
Breaking news: Joseph Yobo is new Super Eagles Assistant Coach. He replaces Imama Amapakabo in the Super Eagles coaching set-up.

Wow!

Word right out of my mouth!


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Icon4s:
Is he even that good as a football analyst?

A lot of us here are better analysts than Yobo

What game were you watching? Neither one of them started today’s game. Kelechi came in as a sub and scored the equalizer for Leicester City tho.

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Subzero047:
Iheanacho and Ndidi start for Leicester

Word right out of my mouth!


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mrvitalis:
Who is the north to tell Igbo's what to do

Well said. When it comes to the scripture people really need to realize that half education is dangerous!


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atonement12:
He never prayed against it . He said let the Father's will be done. Shalom!

KPOM!

Well spoken, bruh.


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seankafor:
fantasies are free

Friends kini?
You think you know?
You’ve no idea!


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andrewbaba44:
Ahhh

Which kind friend zone meme be this

Nna, see me see trouble o
I really need to start coming here more often sha.
Him who no dey fast, na him dey lose o.


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TheSuperNerd:
I was just waiting for this....

Safari's number 1 suitor in-house is triggered.... Hahahahahahaha....





Icon79 be looking heartbroken and jealous like the guy staring below....




**Dodges slippers, dodges cups and plates...amd zooms off**

Wow. Who’s this dude

Does anyone know who this dude is

Safarigirl, Abeg, ignore the perv


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1realBobby:
Babe... I need you in my life.... Your intelligence turns me on big time!

That’s why we’ll always be Biafra, come what may!


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Drobitol:
Nigeria is the first place was a mistake, a bastard for that matter, the only way forward is to break up, this one Nigeria stuff, is a gimmick to meek the poor dry

That fake prophet is just looking for attention, just ignore him. People like him should receive the greater condemnation for using God's Name in vain. Mark my words!


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Phenomenal16:
Who r u to judge...r u assistant God or Jesus.

It isn't just tribalism with these Afonja crazies, it's the sheer inferiority complex that's the saddest thing. Think about it, Cardijat isn't even a Yoruba name, but they don't care.... anything is fine with them as long as it isn't Igbo. That's why they don't mind being slaves to Hausa-Fulani.

That's what you call inferiority complex extraordinary!


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MarieAnn2012:
Compare and contrast the comments, then reply who's more tribalistic?

BS upon BS! Bathing without deodorant is nothing as far as body odor goes. You can stay in the shower for 6 hours, without a good deodorant, once you sweat your body odor would send folks running away from you.


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poseidon12:
Deodorant alone does not prevent body odor. One first has to take his or her bath regularly and put on clean clothes and underwear daily. The underwear and shirt have to be changed daily because our weather is very humid and people sweat a lot because of that.
It is after these steps that a deodorant becomes effective. It takes discipline to stay away from body odor.

LOL. I thought I was the only one who found that particular phrase quite incomprehensible


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MondayOsunbor:

Reporting Sowore’s story and writing against Tinubu, this is an APC school and I’m an APC member.

Before they sack me, I will sack her first,

abeg my brain can not process these infomation abeg i need help?

what is this man talking about and what is the story about? is this a joke?

It isn't bathing sef. Naija peeps no dey use deodorant, that where all those body odor comes from


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frozen70:
The soap they are supposed to bath with is used for their soapy

Haha!! Pele o, I almost forgot that do4luv14 is watching me like a hawk

No worries bro, she's actually my lil niece … so no competition here


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do4luv14:
Na only that one you sabi,

make she holla you, come take time oo, and make sure to change dis 2020

happy new year bros