Don’t mind her. If I were Ebuka, I would have responded by telling her that she’s inside a man’s private part
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omanzo02: The productive time Nigerians waste in church is enough to make a good life play.....they really believe there someone somewhere that direct the destiny of another person......the white that used Christianity to hoodwinked africans have deserted and forsaken the belief and their churches and are still progressing till date.
LOL. End time fake preachers and false prophets. May God help His children.
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weIMPORT: The chilling moment a female pastor told a man identified as Ebuka that he's kept in a woman's private part, was captured on camera.
In the video, the cleric during a church crusade revealed that she was hearing the name Ebuka from the Spirit realm and asked who bears such name within the congregation.
The man identified himself and the woman said he's spirituallly hidden inside a woman's private part.
The most hilarious part was when the interpreter asked the pastor to help him as that place is not good for him
The fact that he hasn’t taken many penalties doesn’t mean that he isn’t good at it. Right now, Leicester City is Jamie Vardy’s team. Hence, Vardy would always pull rank when it comes to talking penalties especially if he’s competing for the top scorer’s honors.
You can call me a prophet if you want but, take it from someone who knows, with the next 5 years, Nigeria would be broken into 4 countries: - the Oduduwa (Oodua) Republic - the United States of Biafra - the Commonwealth of Middle Belt - the Arewa Republic
Go write it down. And you can take that to the bank
UDOKABESTLUV: A 24-year-old woman has been arrested by the Lagos state police for allegedly stabbing her boyfriend to death over alleged cheating, Reports.
The woman named Nkechi, aka Omalicha, allegedly attacked Auwal Suleiman, 26, yesterday, August 1st, 2020, at their residence in Sagbokoji Island, Apapa, Lagos State.
The couple started dating in 2018 and began living together in 2019. On August 1, 2020, they got into a heated argument over alleged cheating and during the argument, the suspect took a knife and stabbed her boyfriend to death.
Yeah right! Nigerians will never fight back. That’s why your leaders treat y’all like animals. What’s happening in Nigeria would never happen in any other country on the planet without the masses rising up to drive the leaders out of power. I have said this several times before, and I will keep saying it, Nigerians are the most docile people on the planet.
Compared to Nigeria, Egypt was a paradise but the masses rose up and drove Mubarak out of power. Same with Libya.
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tamdun: This is madness and am loving it, when they push us to the wall, we'll fight back
Reno Omokri is a clown and a bloody hypocrite. He blocked me on Twitter because I was exposing his hypocrisy by telling him some home truth. I mean, I wasn’t even following him on Twitter anyway .... I don’t follow clowns, but he just blocked me from seeing his hypocritical tweets.
Anyway, the man is a coward who’s trying to kick Sowore when he’s down.
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Actually, they are not vegetarians per se. Most of them just don’t eat meats due to their Hindu belief. That doesn’t make them vegetarians because they eat other meats besides beef.
APOPTOSIS: BROS, calm down. It came as a shock 2me. Here, PEOPLE bring PYTHONS home to wake their loved ones. Nothing Spiritual about it. She removed it herself and handed it over to an Animal care expert who doubles as a nearby neighbor. Later confided in me that she colluded with him to do such. I have never felt such a shock in a long time.
Small play with a live snake?? You gotta be kidding me!!
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Alexaonfleek: haba!!!! Small play and you're already calling her possessed See why marriages in Nigeria lack vibes and the couples just dey dull themselves there
Op, if you’re a believer, I will advise you to take your wife to anointed man of God for a deliverance ministration. This whole thing is not a laughing matter, something tells me that she’s possessed by a serpentine spirit.
She needs deliverance or else she might put you and your family in danger one of these days.
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APOPTOSIS: Can You Imagine What My WIFE Did To Me. What An Expensive Joke!. SNAKE In My WC!
[i]SEE WHAT MY WIFE DID 2ME...
Shockingly, this happens to be my First Topic as I have never had this kind of close surprise/shock in a Long while.
Can you Imagine! I woke up early hours of JULY 9th to use the lavatory, only for me to develop goose pimples and palpitations. A ROCK python Right inside the WC...
The annoying thing was that, I still had blurred vision since it was 6am, so it was difficult for me to delineate it. I was already prepared for RACE when my Wife started laughing.
I was like what..?. But she kept laughing. The only word she uttered was " A Bigger Rock Python awaits me on my Birthday.
Could you believe, She put this Snake in our Water Cistern when she knew I will be using the lavatory in the Morning..
I may not near my apartment on my Birthday, because my Wife can be so dramatic. Highly unpredictable.
Ohhh! God, what a Woman..! Now, I understand the reason my mother in Law charged me to have all the emergency alert numbers handy.
Omo, you still haven’t answered my question. What if the citizens of the country or countries you’re planning to run to had ran away when things were bad in their part of the world, who would have fixed those countries for you to run to now?
That’s the primary question you need to address before running out of your country.
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Emmacolinho: Okay stay and enjoy it nah as for me and everyone that liked the post, we'll leave if we have the opportunity
Smart man! That man isn’t worth anywhere near what he’s claiming in that assets declaration. They should ask him to declare the sources of income to afford a 2 million pounds house in UK and a 1.5m pounds house in the States.
He’s just making room for looting. Nigeria is a den of thieves indeed�
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Oh boy see money! How can we be sure he is worth this much? Abi did he 'amplify' his net worth with the aim of 'filling in the blanks' during his tenure as governor?
LOL. I have been to Abeokuta, even little Nnewi in Anambra state is more beautiful than Abeokuta. And you don’t even want me to start with Onitsha, Awka, Owerri, Abakaliki, etc etc.
OK then, keep checking out, let God come down from Heaven and fix your country for you. I wonder where y’all would be running to, if the Americans and the Europeans had checked out when things weren’t working in their own countries.
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Emmacolinho: Okay stay and enjoy it nah as for me and everyone that liked the post, we'll leave if we have the opportunity
Traveling out of the country is NOT the solution. Nigerians should stand up and fight for their rights. Half of what’s happening in Nigeria didn’t happen in Tunisia, Egypt, etc. before the Arab Spring upraising! So when are we going to get “Nigerian Summer”?
I have said it several times on Twitter and I will say the same thing here: Nigerians are the most docile people on the planet. Hence, your leaders treat you like animals.
#SadButTrue
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Emmacolinho: If you have the means, travel out of this country and NEVER come back. Whoever cursed Nigeria did it from the depth of his/her heart!
Red card for what exactly? For touching another player?? Go feck yaself, my fren
Actually, Carlos ought to get a red card for that poor acting job!
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obembet: when la liga president himself thinks messi is a special player for Laliga then this kind of favourism is not a surprise. Other players would have gotten a red card for sure.