₦airaland Forum

slyfoxxjoe:
Give him half of the remaining half. Then you will be a quarter virgin

oluwafrizzy:
University Of Ilorin (Advanced Secondary school) A lecturer slapped the su president and he's still walking around freely on campus
READ THREAD https://www.nairaland.com/3680655/breaking-unilorin-sug-president-slapped


and that he tried explaining that he is the students union president and before be knew it, he dipped his hands in his eyes.

softwerk:
Oya icon8 over to you!

softwerk:
Men!!! N165Billion?!

I must confess that even my Witchcraft didn't see this one coming! Great Job guys!!!

Akintola Williams must have gotten his 'alert' by now

But my memory is a little wavy this morning from stomach cramps (i'm sure you understand why), aren't these the same guys that gave Oceanic, Intercontinental and Bank PHB AA+ ratings just before the tsunami?!

I suggest a 'Proudly African, Truly International' bank can afford an International auditor for a change at least and stop window dressing your non-performing loans. Take 100% provision for once now, I swear you won't die

HAH:
You started making sense , but your last two paragraph shows signs of envy, probably gtbank is your competitor

softwerk:
Icon8, I really tried my best to ignore your senseless presumptions and attacks due to my very busy business schedule but to accuse me of fraud and being an ex-staff is a different low entirely even for a faceless clown like yourself by all standards!

I can only blame your idiotic parents for giving birth to a complete lunatic like yourself!

A fool like you should have ended up trapped in a used condom

I really wonder why you pride yourself working for someone with all the business opportunities existing in the country?!

It only proves that you are not thinking straight! Bastard

kolexy:
Why pick on GTB, what about Zenith and Access

softwerk:
Search your conscience my friend, that is if you still have one! The truth can never stay hidden for long!!!


Meanwhile you are reviewing your FAM for MCC and still have time to post on NL

I'm confident you'll look back on this thread one day and regret your comments.

Enjoy your day!

softwerk:
My friend please don't quote me or talk ignorant CRAP?!

I'm sure you wrote the FAM and presented the credit at MCC (If your block head even understands those acronyms)?!

masonkz:
The bold is wrong. Amount owed by Etisalat to GTBank is minute compared to other banks. It's a syndicated loan, which means other banks are involved. You should also look at GTbanks' financial statement to see their total loan balance then get a break down of the syndicated facility to see how much is even due to the various banks

Gtbank would obviously have more income from MTN customers that subscribe on its *737# platform than other network providers. Income from Etisalat customers would be negligible.

softwerk:
That is exactly what happens when you think you know too much!!!

Segun Agbaje (MD GTBank) chased away the best hands from the bank after the former MD, Tayo Aderinokun passed on

Segun Agbaje is now surrounded by sycophants and ass-lickers that can ONLY tell him what he loves to hear every day to massage his arrogance and obese ego while they go ahead to perpetrate under the table transactions!!!

GTBank is now a mere mirage of its old self

I knew that you're a disgruntled ex-staff, when I saw your first comment on this post.

Pray, tell...which best hands did Segun chase away? And how excatly is GTBank a mirage of its old self?? By declaring over a billion Naira in profit for five consecutive years

softwerk:
GTBank has entered one-chance with Etisalat!

Their golden goose has suddenly started laying rotten eggs

Loan syndication can be so messy (See how a bank's biggest customer suddenly becomes their biggest headache)!!!

Now they realize their Foreign Backed Guaranty Bond was just a mere paper (Etisalat Abu Dhabi, UAE will never come to their rescue in this pathetic business climate)

This may just be the end of the bank's romance with Etisalat on their epileptic Retail Banking platforms such as *737* mobile transfers and Easysavers 100% powered by Etisalat

Soon all GTBank staff will start selling Etisalat recharge cards with monthly targets

Kondomatic:
I like that.

Wetin the writer mean by keep me Buhari? Is that not disrespectful enough to warrant another slap?

slydog:
Know a guy in GT who got three in a year and a guy in Access, two in a year, just meet and exceed target simple

FearFactor1:
Have u heard of double promotion?

FearFactor1:
Am currently a banker. It there's something banking has thought me it's 'nothing is impossible".

BabaCommander:
Don't mind him. It's obvious he's never taken a driving lesson, even an informal one. It's basic driving knowledge. No wonder we have accidents all the time.

slydog:
Despite the fact that people see banking as a job without security, some people are making it big time, enjoying up to three promotions in year, yes three.

ElSherriff:
In your case man, you should avoid right turns and only make left turns! Nigeria drives on the left, so having to make right turns, increases the idling time...well clumsy if you think of it, just driving straight on Rumuola road sef kills fuel...Mad holdup.

Wiseoldman:
FAKE NEWS!!!!!! Dollar is available for people that follow the rules laid down by banks and CBN.

The speculators are trying soo hard to induce dollar scarcity....No way!!!

GoldCircle:
I had wanted to reply, but then i stumbled on your comment. This writer's tirade is totally uncalled for. Her article reeks of arrogance and entitlement. It's not as if she has been denied the visa even when it is the prerogative of the Country to grant or deny a visa. Also, did she pay for fast track service?! The N70,000 she coughed out wasn't to the SA High Commission. It was to an agency.

In Davido's voice - "no be by force to go South Africa". She obviously isn't going about this maturely. Maybe na the hotel booking and the perks wey BMW dey offer her; and wey she think say she fit miss, dey make her head spin.

mykelmeezy:
mentality like this is why nigeria is stagnant


op had some flaws in his post but was he wrong??


no


how long can we sustain it thats the

million dollar question

Adekorya:
Hey Genius in English, you should have knw that, that is nothing but mistake in typing.

Typo something something or so... I can't really remember. Can you help me out?