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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 6:12pm On Jun 30, 2021
dustydee:

Please read my comment again. I am only trying to understand how peeing in the open is a thing. It might be a fetish or gives him orgasm or maybe it is a ritual. I don't know.
Eating with your (washed)fingers is not the same as peeing in the open. Else it's the same as defecating in the open too, going by your statement.

It’s a thing for some. It’s okay to have a different lived experience. The same way you think peeing in the open is not a thing is the same way others would see eating with fingers as barbaric. It’s all about life experiences - and they vary. I was only saying you all should cut the poor man some slack. Peeing in the open was commonplace growing up in Nigeria - maybe not all parts, but it’s not unheard of like your reactions to his post suggested. Besides, he only misses his old life, which is acceptable. He however should not attempt it in this day, age, and environment.
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 6:05pm On Jun 30, 2021
Glowing1:


Ok

Are you a grave digger? grin
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 5:35pm On Jun 30, 2021
dustydee:

This is strange and weird. Haven't heard of this before. Why will a grown man with access to toilet choose to wee in public instead?

Same reason a grown man with access to cutlery will choose to eat with his fingers. Human beings are a product of their upbringing/environment and old habits die hard. The poor man was just missing his old life, how should that be anyone’s headache. No crime has been committed here!
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 7:41pm On Jun 28, 2021
umarwy:



Since the day of your first question 1 week would have elapsed.

now you have left doctor route and swapped to visiting visa?

Lol my Yoruba folks would say “øna kan o wø øja”, loosely translated as there are more than 1 entrance into the market. All way na way grin cheesy

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 11:26am On Jun 28, 2021
fatima04:
Hmmn, imagine been slammed with a £10k debt from your car insurance company early on Monday morning.

Please any recommendation for a good insurance claim expert or lawyer? Person never make the £10k profit since getting here sef.

Advise to new migrants coming to the UK and planning on driving with int'l Licence, please think twice before getting that car oo, do you really need it?

Can you pass your driving test within a year of getting into the country and note that once you obtain a provisional licence it SUPERSEDES your international licence and according to the law, there must be a co-pilot with minimum of 3years validity beside you afterwards.

Any accident or dent that involves the insurance company can result into cancellation of your policy, increase in premium and unexpected debts by the 3rd party involved.

Gbam!

He/she who has ears to hear, let them hear what the spirit is telling the church.

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 6:29pm On Jun 27, 2021
lightest:


Thank u, I will do that


And for those that want to do thiers
Follow this advice

It was discussed that for quick return of BRP and provisional license,

1. Disregard or discard or shred the pre-addressed nvelope sent with your form
2. Address your post to

FAO Lee Jones
Head of Vehicle input services
DVLA
Longview Rd
Swansea
SA6 7JL

3. Watch your BRP and PDL come back swiftly

Tried and trusted; still works

My person used it and collected in 10days

See advice grin

I’d think twice before sending my international passport or BRP to an address other than the one advised by the government. Just imagine for a moment, that something goes wrong. I’m sure Mr/Ms Jones will deny ever asking you to send your original id document to them.

Patience is a virtue, but trust Nigerians to always always look for a short cut and shunt the queue, even when it’s not ‘necestry’. We just love to do it our own way, yet we complain everyday about corruption undecided lipsrsealed

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 6:57am On Jun 22, 2021
Ticha:


When I screen potential tenants, I expect an income of 4 times rent as that's what my insurance requires (I have rent guarantee insurance) which means I have to ask for the monthly income and proof of it. So yes, expect to also send in payslips or bank statements to back up the amount you say you earn.

You ask for all that prior to arranging a viewing appointment? Just to view the property?
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 5:26am On Jun 22, 2021
Ilekokonit:


I like your spirit and self belief and people like you succeed big time in Nigeria. This is exactly the mindset my brother in law had many years ago and he is now a Commissioner in one of the states as he told my sister when they were still very young that he was not prepared to come and wash plates, suffer, under achieve or play second fiddle in the UK even though she had a UK pali and his calling the bluff of that UK pali paid off for him BIG TIME.

He now visits the UK like going to Yaba.

So, did you fail to make it BIG TIME in Nigeria because you did not have self belief? Seems you’ve only got negative things to say about the UK and ‘white people’, yet it is the same place you ran back to, after burning your fingers in Nigeria and fellow Nigerians did you ‘iskanci’.
Quit the stereotyping, sir. There are good and bad people everywhere, and everything you’ve attempted to demonise the UK and ‘white people’ for also happens in Nigeria by black people to black people. You probably would know that if you ever worked as an employee in Nigeria at any time before your UK sojourn.

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 5:39pm On Jun 21, 2021
Bluetherapy:


I understand you. But look at it this way, I tell them my salary, they store it in their database.

Few months later, I'm in the market to buy and they are the seller's agent. They already have all my information without me giving them.


So, what happens then?

At the bolded, you gave them the info as a prospective renter. What’s your point?

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 4:29pm On Jun 21, 2021
Bluetherapy:
My naija people, is it normal an estate agent to ask you how much you make per annum just to book an appointment for viewing their listings.

Mind you I want to rent not buy the property.
I was asked what I do which I perfectly understand. But my salary

Yes. It’s part of the screening process, and it’s so that you both don’t waste each other’s precious time. Look at it this way, why book someone in for viewing when they can’t afford to rent the property? Some people go for viewing like window shopping, just to kill boredom cheesy. Only that for viewing, someone else’s time is involved.

If you really need or want the property, disclosing your income should not be an issue.

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 9:08am On Jun 21, 2021
Lexusgs430:



Where the big men & women........ wink

Look in the mirror, sir. The answer to your question will stare you right in the face cheesy
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 6:21am On Jun 21, 2021
Lexusgs430:


Not me o..... I was watching that stream, phrankleen eventually went gangster on him/her......... cheesy


Una people don too dey plenty for UK now and using common names, no dey help..... Adé, olú, ọlá etc etc..... grin

Lol you big men and women in Kent ehn grin
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 10:49pm On Jun 20, 2021
Egbon Lexus, were you the Ade - the medical doctor from Kent - that triggered Phrankleen last night? grin grin grin

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 1:56pm On Jun 20, 2021
Abba114:
i wont go where people will be calling me mongo, paki, black fvck, chimp and other names like that just to get food

Stop watching too many movies/wasting your time on the internet and start being productive. Has any ‘oyibo’ ever called you any of those names?

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 1:50pm On Jun 20, 2021
Abba114:
instead of escaping lets make the country good. i have been chatting with white people for so long nd i understand they dont like us at all. females are less racist than the males one. and im not enjoying nigeria at all infact im jobless but honestly i dont wanna go uk its not worth it i know i cant endure the racial abuse thatts why i dont wanna go there

Let us gather here and laugh at this ‘lazy Nigerian youth’ grin grin grin

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 9:10pm On Jun 19, 2021
Lexusgs430:
Phrankleen is firing today o....... grin

He is streaming live now, if you are off work ...... Enjoy a Blue Therapy Session....... cheesy

Watching now. Dude’s crazy, with his Yoruba ajasa grin grin grin

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 7:51pm On Jun 19, 2021
Lexusgs430:



Let's hope, he also did not forget his loans and credit cards....... wink

That would be termed “gobe” or “double wahala for dedi bodi” grin
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 7:49pm On Jun 19, 2021
Ilekokonit:


Ok let me clarify my thinking.

There are Nigerian restaurants in London whose owners put stuff from one "baba" in Nigeria in the food they sell to innocent Nigerians as an acquaintance once walked in on a woman who owns a restaurant we used to go to when the woman was on the phone to the "baba" in Nigeria asking how much of the stuff "baba" gave her she should put into the soup she is selling to the public.

I heard of a woman who took her huge British telecom phone bill to a White Garment pastor for consultations and prayers so that BT will reduce or forget about the bill and there are White Garment pastors in London who pray for fraudsters so that they will not be caught and i know a Bros in London who before he got married sent the prospective babes photographs to his brother in Nigeria asking him to consult 5 Babalawo's, 5 Imams and 5 pastors for "prayers" to see which of the babes is his future wife and the same bros said he once went onto London bridge in the dead of the night to take a "recommended" spiritual bath washing himself from head to toe with water and the old Nigerian 5 kobo (called sisi) on top of London bridge in the dead of the night.

Some of the Naija women in Manchester when they fall out and start recording slander videos against one another also expose what some of them get up to in Manchester and there is one who accused her erstwhile friend who is a caterer of putting the food she is selling to order into her bath, stripping off all her clothes, stand in the bath over the food and washing her privates over the food before then cooking it and delivering the order to the Nigerian who ordered the food for his or her party. I don't know if this one is true but this is from a beef video they recorded when the fell out and the video is most likely still on Youtube but i can't remember which one it is now.

So, these are just some of the things I've seen and heard in London in my time here and you just never know if that so called friend (old ones or new ones) is putting stuff into your food or drink when you go visiting them and the best thing to do in such instances is to make such friends know that you don't subscribe to fetishness or consulting sooth sayers and in any case such friendships can not stand the test of time unless you also believe in consulting sooth sayers.

So, its the fetishness some Nigerians abroad indulge in that i am calling out. If you visit a lot of barber shops and Naija restaurants / beer parlours in areas of London densely populated with Nigerians, sit down and just spend some time listening to people, you will marvel at what some Nigerians in London get up to and all indications are that Nigerians in manchester and Ireland are probably worse than the ones in london.

I hear and see a lot of things as Nigerian restaurants and Beer Parlors used to be like a second home to me[i] (and probably still is) [/i] as I've not cooked since I came back from Naija in 2008 and because I work very long hours and don't have my first meal until after work, I spend quite a lot of time in Nigerian Restaurants over the past 13 years and some of the things I've seen and heard about Nigerians in London is better left imagined and being that London never really used to be like this 20 something years ago, I'm always comparing and contrasting the Nigerians in London then versus some of the ones I meet now.

This one off me grin grin grin

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 6:53pm On Jun 19, 2021
[quote author=lightest post=102885779][/quote]

Baalę of Norwich grin grin grin

So, because your madam is the principal, you don’t have a say in the affairs of your home? In Falz’s voice, “is it a prison something”?

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 6:48pm On Jun 19, 2021
7barz:
Hi @thegurus

I am lost on what to do...

My husband and I have both studied and lived in the UK some years back before moving back to Nigeria 4 years ago before our visa expired. However, we are both coming back to the UK in September for his PhD studies while I come on as a dependent.

I do not know how to say this but I have to. During my stay, i took an unsecured loan and credit card loan from a UK bank and I didn't pay it off before I left the UK and I totally forgot about it while in Nigeria. i recently logged into my UK bank account this week and I saw the deficits. There was no official mail from the bank during the years I was in Nigeria so I wasn't in the know. Although i should have remembered that I didn't complete the payment so it's all my fault.

I tried to access my credit score and as expected, it has been impacted and I observed that the money has been passed off to a collection agency.

I would like to know if

1. I can contact the collection agency and find a way to pay off the deficits or have some kind of a structured repayment plan.

2. As my husband and I are both coming to the UK this September, can this affect us from securing accommodation in the future, especially when they do a credit check on our documents?

I would really appreciate your response and I do hope to be able to clean up this mess I created.


Whatever you do, avoid any financial connection with your husband, so as not to mess up his own credit rating as well. Like others have said, make the necessary arrangements to settle your debt when you return to the country, while you rely on your husband to apply for any credit products, rent, etc., until your own rating is back on track.
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 3:02pm On Jun 16, 2021
gabiomoesu:



Thanks a lot. Yes, it is true that teaching is also on the Shortage Occupation list but I think that mostly applies to STEM fields, not English. That was my argument with her. I could be wrong though, whcich is why I came here in the first place.

I'll go back and do some research and also learn about this GTCS you mentioned while I wait on Stenon 's nuggets.

And absolutely, I do not plan on forcing her at all, that's why I'm going to the trouble of seeking advice that would steer me in the right direction when I begin to carry out my research

Above all, let her do her own research, to avoid stories that touch. It should be more of her research and decision than yours. I would understand if you were going through this trouble for a child. But for an adult with their own life decisions to make?

PS: I’m not in any way criticising you. I’m just wondering why your girlfriend can’t do this by herself and decide what works best for her, and how it fits into your own plan (if it does), while you focus on your academics. Owo o gbødø w’ø’gbo o!
Politics / Re: Twitter Needs India And Nigeria To Grow. It's Running Into Trouble In Both by icon8: 6:07pm On Jun 13, 2021
seunmsg:


The danger is that foreign tech companies should not be in a position to determine what is good to say and what is not good to say. It even gets more complicated when the CEO of the company keeps mixing his political views with what users of the company’s platform can say or cannot say.

Another problem is the issue of regulation. A media space that is unregulated will sooner or later create chaos. The media contributed significantly to the Rwandan genocide. We all saw the role Twitter played in the destruction of Lagos last year and the Capitol Hill riot. It’s good for tech companies to promote freedom of speech but they must do so under a define regulatory framework.

Twitter is registered as a business entity in UK, EU, India and other advanced countries. They should also be made to register as a company in Nigeria under our laws.
Travel / Re: Socializing Tips For Those Living Abroad. by icon8: 11:47am On Jun 09, 2021
ProphetJeroboam:
DisGuy, lexusgs430 ekpotek, Brightingsus, claremont, UKmigrant, dupyshoo Folaosemen cutieb mamatukwas regex icon8 fatima04 wallg123 Ramafama Jordan55 Mayorr89 legitbachelor Mekusa10 airboy333 JIRENO1 Ge0grapher olenime subcbouy

I suggest you change the topic to “Socialising” tips, rather than dating. Not sure any of those men and women you tagged up there is still in the dating game grin
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 5:40pm On Jun 08, 2021
KOVIC19COVID20:



Nobody bans the Oga.

Now, that’s not fair!
Not only can he ban others indiscriminately, he also cannot be held accountable for his own transgressions.
At the end of the day, Nairaland is just an extension of the Nigerian society where some lords are above the law.

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 5:28pm On Jun 08, 2021
ademola0508:


Baba, I won't gain anything lying.

This your statement self, I can also say you called me a liar just like you thought Ralph called you a criminal.

Lobatan grin cheesy cheesy cheesy grin

So, who will ban justwise now, for insulting a member?
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 5:22pm On Jun 08, 2021
Regex:
C'mon fellas. I watch Tv but not live. Whether or not to get an exemption is left for me. Also since I am sure that I do not watch live tv, then no need shutting the door at them. But one thing you guys fail to understand is that these guys (whites) are very diplomatic and can rope you into things just by visiting. Best to shut your door at them.

Sorry, but you are a closet racist!
Is this what you tell your children about their community, neighbours, school mates?
Smh!

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 5:18pm On Jun 08, 2021
justwise:
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You don't recall a lot
Now, this is an insult.
Are you implying that the gentleman is senile or has some form of memory loss? I thought you don’t insult others? Oh, you do; you just can’t take it!

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 3:58pm On Jun 08, 2021
wonlasewonimi:
E ku argument o grin grin Justwise Ku counter argument o

Lol. Slow work day grin
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 3:50pm On Jun 08, 2021
Regex:


The whites will not even open the door of its someone they do not know... So what gives?

You still don’t get it, do you?
It’s not about opening the door, it’s about not giving anyone a reason to knock at your door in the first place.
Applying for an exemption - which is the right and legal thing to do - takes less than 2 minutes. Now, if you do the right thing, no one will show up at your door, and you will have no reason to hide/slam the door/tell them you are not home, like my uncle Lexus grin

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 3:31pm On Jun 08, 2021
Regex:



Watching live TV without licence is a crime.


You do not need license to watch TV.

Semantics!

The law requires you to apply for exemption if you do not watch live tv. That’s the law, but your friend insists on slamming the door when the authorities come for inspection, the law be dammed!

That was the bone of contention, not whether or not it is criminal to watch tv. His preferred approach is bad behaviour at best, and criminal behaviour at its core. Yes, I said it!

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 11:31am On Jun 08, 2021
justwise:

You don't know what dictatorship means,

if i'm a dictator you will not have the privilege to be arguing with me to this point

Man said privilege grin grin grin

Says all about your mindset and mentality, really.

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by icon8: 11:26am On Jun 08, 2021
justwise:


Why not?


Because that’s the hallmark of a dictator? What that means is that if you had the power to kill or throw people in jail for just insulting you, you’d do it. What that further means is that you are no different from Generals Buhari and Abacha, Messrs Kim Jong-un, Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini, amongst other notorious human rights abusers living and dead!

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