₦airaland Forum

Hunger de oOoOO

HanisahZuwy:
Today, I went to a government/general hospital to see a doctor. When I got there, I got card and waited for my turn to see the doctor. Then it was finally my turn and I went in, told the doctor the symptoms I'm experiencing, and then he referred me to the lab for a culture test.

When I got to the lab, I went to the cashier to make payments for the test and thereafter waited for my turn. When it was finally my turn, some documentations were made, instrument for the culture collection was given to me and I was referred to a woman who would handle the culture test.

When I got to her(the woman), she pointed to an enclosure, that I should enter there, UnCloth, lie on the raised bed and open my legs. So, I went in, then came out immediately to ask her if I can collect it myself. She said no, that I won't do it well, that I would just get the surface and won't go deep. So, I agreed. I went in, undressed, got on the bed and open my legs. So, she came and collected the specimen. This was somehow painful because she had to go very deep. After collecting the specimen, she then went to put it in the instrument that was given to me earlier, then came back immediately and said 'keep it up' with a thumbs up sign from her.

Since then, I've been wondering what she meant by that. Does anyone here have a clue what that could mean?

Nairaland virgin

It will favour me and my family

Hunger de oOoOO, crew never chop

You want to use our head like inec pre-election

Ekuke all the way, all these foreign breed are dangerous and waste of money

Balablu bhlu bhlu bulaba

Balablu, men need sugar. Stomach infrastructural development

Why the governor no tell Dem during election/campaign period. Werey in disguise

TemplarLandry:
You don't know for sure if the gun he brandished was registered or not.

Not a rifle

Balablu, e go reach everybody
Sheriff Jagaban BAT in town .
Agbado is real, breakfast came early

Generators importers crew won't allow it happen crew oya, food done do. Privatize and remove subsidies and watch Nigeria grow

What is my consider

Exmilitant:
Tinubu suppose dey careful o, make dem no hijack the party structure from him.
Wike is coming.....

Tinubu rugged pass wike

Spiritual cleansing, na their way

Padipadi:
Tompolo should v been Niger Delta minister or CNS.
He seems to be serious with his job. In less than 2minths, he has caught criminals the past 4-5 CNS never caught. Is it a case of thief knows how to track thief or what?

He's a repentant criminal and willing to choke others. If we get a president that has political will on Niger Delta development, all this criminal pipeline vandalism and bunkering will end

So local man can go to California with wema ATM card. Sense go Kee me

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Hmmmm ....Nigeria is a joke
Just allow this people go Nigeria is not gonna work
Forget it
Things like this is gonna increase from now on

I used to believe in one Nigeria but Not untill I travelled from Benin city to Abuja by road recently
Imagine a road linking one state to another is completely cut off....Edo state is cut off from kogi state already...there is no road...and the funny thing is when you manage and battle to get to abuja you will be surprised at the trillions spent on abuja City Road whereas the most important federal road uniting and linking us is hell
Burnt almost 50k plus on fuel just to get to abuja..the police officer on the road started pitying me seeing the stress on my face and saying next time I should use one forest in back of auchi(Jattu road-warrake-ivbiaro road-ihevbe- ime ora-uhunmora through Ekpoma)
Nigeria is doomed

Real niggass no dey complain. One Jameson black barrel on the left and Colorado roll on the right hand. We go dey alright laslas

jmoore:
Fantastically corrupt is an understatement.

Which carpenter charges billions for repairs?

Balablu

The cycle continues

siofra:
So men cannot help women again without asking for sex What is this world turning into? No wonder the Bible says the heart of a man is desperately wicked.

What happened to women supporting women

Curious345:
Once your food passes NAFDAC test and analysis , you are free to import any type of food , including beef and chicken and eggs , rice and onions etc


This will drastically drive down the spiralling price of food in the market .

This decision came today just 24hours after the president declared a state of emergency on food and hunger.

How true? What's the cost of foreign rice in Lagos?

Biafra, now or never

Dilector from zoo cage

Sadly, I know this dude. I buy groceries from his shop in Jos, he calls me nawa(my own) because of the way I patronize him. John, e no go better for you.

Samantha124:
My God, beans and rice in the same plate?

Common meal here

Mama oge 600
Mama Rita 500

Jos city

nkemjacob2:
Let me ask those who are married.

I meant a friend who said he did recover his money even more than 100%.

Na business?? Anything wey enter na bonus

we move