₦airaland Forum

oloriooko:
APC will only tell us all that the previous govt stole but will never tell us its policies they are implementing.
Governance should be continuous and all tgese bad mouthing must stop
PMB must be more transparent with us cuz its time for change!

It baffles me,

This Government is yet to come out with dre own policy

I remembered watching AIT wit my dad, it was a town hall meeting in LAGOS

Sanusi was there
OKONJI IWEALA was there.

I remembered how she tried so hard to convince Nigerians that
Subsidy removal was a Policy, that d Government cannot shy away

That is a suffering that Nigeria will have to bear for a short while but will subside when competition kicks in.


Other of her Policies


TSA Account Policy

BVN

BIOMETRIC CAPPTURING OF CIVIL SERVANTS

Am sure there were more policies she intended to introduce.



I must confess that GEJ just lacked the will to implement all her policy.

My advise to APC is that they should go through her files in finance ministry to search for more of her Policies.

Since dre kemi is yet to come up with one.


I know that in d quite place, where no one is lurking

That APC

will be thanking GOD for NOI

I didn't c d Odua group
Were dey not invited?

Abeg somebody help m understand wetin dis guy dey talk.

Na so edey start,
Small small u go enter Market.

For me
RIBADU/ SOLUDO OR
RIBADU/ OSITA CHIDOKA

dey are all intelligent, young and civilized
Dis will be d Tru face of change.

If any DOG will guarantee that it will bite d head out of Buhari shoulder.

I will b glad to offer it d both d Meats, Fishes and bones I will eat 4 d rest of d year.

Nd just when he is about tear his head off,

I will walk up close to him nd whisper in his ear, " u threw d first punch, u called m 5% nd u treated me like one"





I don't think dre is anybody dat irritates me as diz dullardiiiinho. Proudly 5%

modath:
One single chill, the internet nor get!!!

"Some People are ready to support a dog, as long as the dog is barking in Buhari's direction"

Copyright "Eyinwa Okechukwu Eyinwa" May 2016

*Epic quote of the year*

Bros as long as d DOG will guarantee that it will bite d head out of Buhari shoulder

M ready to offer it d both d Meats, Fishes and bones I will eat 4 d rest of d year,

I don't think dre is anybody dat irritates me as diz dullardiiiinho.

Proudly 5%

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Later, dey will tell us dat Igbo are not united
That dey hate each other.
Just c d way igbos worldwide rallied behind Uzo Uwani.

Dre is no Tribe dat is more united than Igbos.

Dey have promised more b4.
Talk is cheap

Implementation is expensive.
kaji kwo?

We told u pple b4 say Na gragra U no go hear Kpim about d case
It is slowly dying a natural death

U never c anytyn
I think say u won govern like dictator

If GEJ was able to rehabilitate almost all d federal roads in Nigeria with 18bln

Then I think 200bln is D most padded budget item,

Oga u b MUMU Squared

U should b asking urself what d 200bln will b used 4, isn't it clear u re being played

Or u re an intentional criminal.


Is it about d amount or what u re going to use it for?

Dis EFCC is a disgrace

I think EFCC should be moved to ministry of Art & CULTURE

COS dey release more movies even more than Nollywood

Dont be surprise when u hear that efcc has no evidence Against FFK

But will pray that d court should b reminded in prison

While dey gather evidence.

FFK if I were u I giv them Tompolo style.

Adaure4ever:
Nice one unlike the Fat Meatpie addict in Enugu state govt. House.
Try any crap in Aba and Umu York will cure your madness!

I am 042 2 d core, but my Gov fall mi hand no be small.

Lie seriously, what d fu*******c*k is fasting and prayer,

Let blood hv blood.

Simple,
.thaz d only language d Hausas understands.

Imagine my Hausa Fulani friend told me dat igbos are d most wicked tribe

Dat D way we kill other tribes cos of slightest provocation.

I say what?

Hv u 4goten when a muhamed cartooned movie was shot in Canada nd u hausa's started killing innocent Christians here in Nigeria.


Igbos learn so fast.

This APC of party are d funniest pple ever,

U just signed d budget today and u already prepared an excuse,


So if we complain that d budget is not impacting in anyway on nations economy,

U will tell us dat it was passed. Late in d year and there4 cannot b fully implemented,

Hyaaaaahhhh.

APC Ndi Uwa mmebi.

PapaBrowne:
I love the word- Better South. Perfect representation for the SE/SS region. Let's use the word more often. It will stick in no time.

BETTER SOUTH.

Better South Regional Development Plan.

Honestly that BETRER SOUTH concept is Out of SKY

it's high time BETTERSOUTH untote 4 Gud

Kudos @ OP

When re dey going to pass a bill making Public Fund embezzlement a death penalty.

Hv de ever wondered that one of d product of misappropriation of public fund

Is Kidnapping.

If u want to kill a Snake,

Cut of his head.


D only reason why diz bill scaled thru is because,

D elites re d real victim.

Yeye dey smell.

Wallahi diz woman abi man no de current,
Hasnt she heard dat APC led Government want to introduce
Social media bill.

Thunder wey go fire APC still dey beside OLUWA dey do press up.

D boy playing for his dead teacher, who helped him escaped poverty through Music.

*Tears drops#

Dre eye don dey clear

2 be honest BUHARI would've just remained like a statesman

His followers would've worshipped him like gods


but d way he is going


he will end up destroying all d reputation and hyped integrity he has.



"Even Buhari himself will be disappointed"

Is a shame,

@ OP U funny die.

jimi4us:
I hope he doesn't keep up with the normal backstabbing they're used to. Buhari watch your back o.tho you are useless sef.

Ebe like say u sabi diz Yoruba pple well well,

When dey successfully back stab YUO dey will call it "sophistication"

Ndi Uwa mmebi, ntoooor!



Just like awo did 2 OJUKWU.

Mr Commissioner, all dis one na long truenchi!

Just say, I was nominated by Tinubu 2serve as his stooge, simple.

See as dis man face resemble Bush rat,

That tiny brown dotted species,

We call it " iko" in mi place.

Mtcheeew

NorthernParrot:
Fulani are given some people nightmare


photoshoped

you try sha

Re u just stupid or just being intentionally ignorant?

Can't u notice d COWS SHADOWS on d ground?

Nawa d Zombism, person wey do d juju try ohh.

Pple should learn d ART of poisoning cows if dey eat ur crop.

That alone will push them further North.

For those that are saying that not all Fulani herdsmen are killers,

Let me explain this to u, is those herdsmen in ur bush that contract this Fulani militias to cm and slauther u.

If u fight them for destroying ur farm, they will contract this Militias who will transported to ur place

First dey camp, and gather all d information about the Locality with d help of dre sponsor ( Local Fulani living within u).

And dey strike. Don't get it twisted any Fulani herdsmen u c is a fully potential terrorist.

Just tell them to stop eating ur crops and fights back, gbam, dey signal dre militias.

Dz is exactly how dey operate,

It's surprising dat d security agencies re yet to figure diz out,

Well our intelligence unit has.

Be at alert brethren.

fiizznation:
You know the problem of you and your people especially the easternmost part of this country; is insecurity and your northernphobia. Whatever you do or whatever type of plan you want to make, believe you me, as long as you people still harbour that northern phobic attitude in you, no unity among your regions or whatever will solve your fears or create some pseudo unity among you people.

I was a northerner when Jonathan was there and I will still be a northerner no matter who occupies the juicy seat without the fear of anything or anybody. I don't wake up every morning thinking that somebody will christianize Nigeria like most of you people over there do.

The first step of forming a firm unity between two or more groups is having a sound peace of mind. Mr op, I hope you will take this as a friendly advice from me to you

Isn't that obvious,
Christians hv never threatened ur existence as a Muslim

Christians have no Militia that Bomb innocent citizens,

We have never taken our cow to ur villages to rape and maim d dwellers.

We have never threatened to declare Nigeria a Christain state as ur Buhari told u that he will fully implement sharia all over Nigeria.

So tell me what Christains in South hv ever done to threaten u in any way.

Mi brother, u hv no reason to ve Southphobia

We hv a million reason to be Northphobia.

By d time Buhari finishes dis his term
He will be d most unpopular presidents ever,
If only PDP will get dre act together,
Present young politicians like
RIBADU, SOLUDO OR OSITA Dey will definetly ollect dis government back from a tribal bigot.

FlyoruB:
Gosh! Una no dey tire to dey beat empty chest?? Was this last incident the first, second or third time the same herdsmen would be sacking Enugu?? They've been doing it and each time it's either your women will cry to the states assembly dressed in black, to beg for gov't intervention or your Governor would call for statewide fasting and prayer. Not one single reprisal in any case, yet you are still here beating chest?! For goodness sake, Una no dey tire??

Nd who told dre has not been reprisals in dis border settlements?

Why did d Fulani attack now?

I was born and brought up in NSUKKA,
I remember many occasions when meat becomes d cheapest commodity in NSUKKA

It usually happen after reprisal attacks, d herdsmen killed and dre cow butchered 4 giv away prizes.

Dis town have fighting d Fulani over decades, and they hav successfully held dre town

On no occasion were dre resettled. Dey stood dre ground.

Dis present attacks came @ d wrong time, when an average Igbo man sees d Fulanis as he gravest enemy
Couple with d increase of BIAFRA FELLOWERSHIP,

D fight will not be about border town fightn dre fight anymore,

It will be about IGBOS VS FULANI.

A hundred was massacred in AGATU, villages sacked,

Just because 6 people were killed and few houses burnt

D whole Nation is boiling.

Cos d stake is high dis time around,

Nd pls running mouth is not bravey, take dat to ur SW talkative leaders.

D tactics of diz fulani men is well noted

Dey attack @ night

Only attack flash points e.i border settlements,

Setting up and equipping local vigilante in dis flash point will automatically end dis menace,

A Fulani herdsmen can not venture beyond d border settlement, dey know that.

A reliable source told me dat d senators and Governors in SS/SE re already making plan for that.

Since Governors cannot control d federal police.

I think d Old Eastern region is now waking up from dre slumber

It seems d divide nd rule tactics is clearing frm dre eyes.

Perceptor:
Ask your neighbour say neighbour, av u beaten ur chest today?

It amazes me how u SWesterners equate talkativeness to braveness

Ur cowards leaders has been running dre mouth since 1960.

Afonja
Akiolu
FFK
Fayose
Etc

My governors ran to Abuja to calm d tensions
Any careless utterance 4rm dem would've been bomb

Oga we retaliate for Igbos killed outside Igbo land talk more of our own.

All dis CP okonkwo, hoodlums not Fulani herdsmen re just propaganda 2 calm dem Igbo boys down

Why did u think IGP hv to rush to NSUKKA

Why did presidency issue statement,

U c u envy Igbos cos u will never be like dem,

After givn dem £20 fews years later, it seems dey re overtaking u in all good aspect of life.

Believe me, I understand how u feel, eeeh

A little consolation will do,
Inugo?

SimeoNwabekeyi:
Lmao. See chestbeating live from Enugu IDP camp.

Here no be Mile12
Yes dre is IDP camp in barracks
Nd we know who is occupying it.