₦airaland Forum

hahahahhahahaaaa

Indomie age keep off

i can't believe I never heard this song till last Sunday

Hallowed be thy name oh Lord !

your uncle was definitely born in 1920's lol no offence

ovaRAYted:
And my uncle would say "young man do not enjoy cooking,thats a woman's domestic duty"

thanks dear

ignis:
Nice article ....

Fulani baes

that hair style makes me go gagagagga

I love it like kilode

gisthit:
Fatima, the beautiful daughter of former EFCC boss, Nuhu Ribadu posed for budding photographer, Hanan, who is President Buhari's youngest daughter.

Fatima graduated from Nigerian Turkish International College, Abuja in 2015.

Source - http://www.gisthit.com/2017/01/stunning-photos-of-nuhu-ribadus.html

hahahhahahahahha

Wonderful SMH

beckplanet:
To all MMM participants out there. Beware!!!

The worst place to get any MMM related news is on Nairaland, Many members no longer trust Nairaland on mmm updates because they have been paid to tarnish MMM but many members understood this in time and stopped relying on the forum when it comes to MMM news, please join an MMM Group/page on Facebook or Whatapp groups where lively and current
updates on MMM are discussed. You'll be surprised at what's
happening outside. Naira'Land is an Anti-MMM forum, U'll get nothing good here. The earlier you understand this the better.

Be Warned!!!

guy, you nailed it, I did web analytics last month, mmm website has passed Linda Ikeji and Nairaland, that is millions wasting if they have gotten google adense and some brands to advertise, but it will be difficult to advertise as it will mean that those brands are supporting MMM (more like recommendation)

bestspoke:
MMM could actually generate the right amount of revenue from the traffic on their website alone...

But that foolish idealogy dey block the owners head

hahahahaha,

Authoreety:
U also forgot to add..........




Avoid nairaland wen u wanna b early

Imagine arriving for a meeting or even church, and as you walk into the venue, you hear the speaker giving the closing remarks. Or, arriving at the airport after exceeding speed limits and beating several traffic lights only to discover you missed your flight by a few minutes?

As a person of excellence it is expected of you to always be on time. You have to take the responsibility of making it happen by putting in conscious efforts to attain it.

Outlined below are some tips to help you be on time always:

♥Prepare for tomorrow today:
Before going to bed in the night, have your morning laid out. Plan the clothes you will wear and get them kept at arm’s length. Have your routine for the morning laid out and specific times to have each task accomplished. Items like keys, cards, wallets, purses etc. should be kept together in an obvious place.

♥Wake up Early:
Waking up is the first thing you do in a day. Waking up early sets you on course early, and gives you plenty of time ahead of the rush hours. People that achieve a lot during the day wake up early in the day. The Bible says of Jesus that He rose early before dawn to pray (Mark 1:35).When you wake up early, you give yourself time to pray, prepare and plan for the day and anticipate what’s to come. The most popular way to wake up early is to set an alarm. One key tip to waking up early is going to bed early. time

♥Have duration for every task:
Waking up early is beneficial; but it doesn’t guarantee you being on time. Set duration for every task you have lined up for the day. Don’t spend too much time on a task.

For example, one could wake up early and spend too much time on getting breakfast set and end up running late. Have an account of how much time each task will take and consciously ensure you end the task within the stipulated time.

♥Clear Away Distractions:
The little time you think you spend on social media feeds, instant messages, an email etc. amounts to a great deal of time. Avoid unnecessary chats and conversations especially when you have tasks at hand. Avoid the temptation to do ‘just one more’ of that thing you’re not supposed to be doing at a specific time, because it might just escalate from ‘just one’ to many.

♥Anticipate delays in your plan and action:
Imagine you have a meeting scheduled for 4:00pm, and it normally takes 30 minutes to get to the venue from your location. Leaving your location at 3:30pm for the meeting would be erroneous. You have to consider the possibility of unforeseeable circumstances erupting. Remember there are things that you don’t have control over, so when planning put these into consideration. It is better to be hours early than minutes late.

♥Stay at it:
It actually takes some time to make changes. If you miss it the first few time, don’t quit trying. Work on being consistent at it, Keep at it, don’t stop working on yourself, and believe that you can achieve it. Very shortly, you’ll observe that you have made tremendous progress.


Read more >> http://www.ideologieshub.com.ng/6-ways-to-be-on-time-always/

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The only way out is for Guiders to contribute money and pay those that have 100k below, or MMM West Africa Comes to rescue, which is almost impossible as some guilders have flown out of the country

else ...

Game Over !!

adonismuller:
they should take loan in central bank and pay

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HOW TO BE ON TIME ALWAYS!

Imagine arriving for a meeting or even church, and as you walk into the venue, you hear the speaker giving the closing remarks. Or, arriving at the airport after exceeding speed limits and beating several traffic lights only to discover you missed your flight by a few minutes?

As a person of excellence it is expected of you to always be on time. You have to take the responsibility of making it happen by putting in conscious efforts to attain it.

Outlined below are some tips to help you be on time always:

♥Prepare for tomorrow today:
Before going to bed in the night, have your morning laid out. Plan the clothes you will wear and get them kept at arm’s length. Have your routine for the morning laid out and specific times to have each task accomplished. Items like keys, cards, wallets, purses etc. should be kept together in an obvious place.

♥Wake up Early:
Waking up is the first thing you do in a day. Waking up early sets you on course early, and gives you plenty of time ahead of the rush hours. People that achieve a lot during the day wake up early in the day. The Bible says of Jesus that He rose early before dawn to pray (Mark 1:35).When you wake up early, you give yourself time to pray, prepare and plan for the day and anticipate what’s to come. The most popular way to wake up early is to set an alarm. One key tip to waking up early is going to bed early. time

♥Have duration for every task:
Waking up early is beneficial; but it doesn’t guarantee you being on time. Set duration for every task you have lined up for the day. Don’t spend too much time on a task.

For example, one could wake up early and spend too much time on getting breakfast set and end up running late. Have an account of how much time each task will take and consciously ensure you end the task within the stipulated time.

♥Clear Away Distractions:
The little time you think you spend on social media feeds, instant messages, an email etc. amounts to a great deal of time. Avoid unnecessary chats and conversations especially when you have tasks at hand. Avoid the temptation to do ‘just one more’ of that thing you’re not supposed to be doing at a specific time, because it might just escalate from ‘just one’ to many.

♥Anticipate delays in your plan and action:
Imagine you have a meeting scheduled for 4:00pm, and it normally takes 30 minutes to get to the venue from your location. Leaving your location at 3:30pm for the meeting would be erroneous. You have to consider the possibility of unforeseeable circumstances erupting. Remember there are things that you don’t have control over, so when planning put these into consideration. It is better to be hours early than minutes late.

♥Stay at it:
It actually takes some time to make changes. If you miss it the first few time, don’t quit trying. Work on being consistent at it, Keep at it, don’t stop working on yourself, and believe that you can achieve it. Very shortly, you’ll observe that you have made tremendous progress.

http://www.ideologieshub.com.ng/6-ways-to-be-on-time-always/

SAVE A SOUL (SOS)

MMM is SCAM

THAT IS THE FACT

Activa:
1. The Scheme is a pyramid or Ponzi scheme and all of them ALWAYS die. No exceptions.

2. Why do they ALWAYS die? Because the scheme stands on nothing and it's NOT a business. It's simply a way to lure greedy people out together with their money, reward the early joiners while the later joiners or those at the bottom of the pyramid weep and gnash their teeth.

3. Because the scheme is not a business, they simply share members' contributions among themselves. The total funds cannot and doesn't increase.

4. In the case of MMM Nigeria, the scheme has shared the monies of later joiners to other people. Predictably, no sensible person is willing to PH again.

5. There's no central accounts and there's NO way to know how liquid the scheme is.

6. There's is no central office and there is NO one to hold for the loss of investment.

7. MMM Nigeria couldn't cope with the anticipated withdrawals of December 2016. They simply shut down the system and promised to be back in a bigger and better way in January 2017.

8. Now they are back. You call that back? Really? Bigger? Better? Whoever believes this must believe that February has 31 days. Rather than pay everyone trying to GH, they've embarked on decisions that show CLEAR signs of distress.

9. Wake up Mavrodians. MMM Nigeria is in the throes of death. There is no enough money being provided by anybody to meet the GH requests. Those who were paid won't be foolish enough to put in the money again.

10. MMM is only back to milk more people. The Scheme will soon finally and totally kick the bucket. Milking More Mugus (MMM).

I thought Nigerians were smart but MMM has proved me wrong. I thought they were selfless but their MMM spirit says otherwise.

I thought they were sensible but their refrain of 'is it your money' says the opposite.

Insult me and get really whacked!

SAVE A SOUL (SOS)

MMM is SCAM

THAT IS THE FACT

mrkels:
Its your spare money - I know .

I have to mind my business - I know .

Its not my money - I know .

My opinion wont bring down the price of dollar in the market - I know .

I am Anti - MMM - I know .

I dont want you all to progress - I know .

Together you can change the world - I know



But my good people of God . I also know that if you walk into any bank to pay money into any1's account tomorrow monday morning , that money would never come back to you . this i promise you .


The only way MMM can come back to life is if The number 1 guilder Ugorji starts PH-ing his own personal money .

One guilder told me GH sometimes gets to 600M or more .

Imagine who would bring money to fill that bucket ? Me ? You ? Ugorji

Even if you place a gun in my head i would not put any money in the system .

Count your losses and move on .

Nigerians do it a lot , its just sad now that we are doing it to ourselves now .

lalasticlala:
https://www.punchng.com/ [size=15pt]gullible-nigerians[/size] rejoice-mmm-returns/amp/?client=ms-android-tecno


The first video so funny. 2nd video

hahahahahaha @emboldened Punch self

I dont know how I got to like Tonto Dike, but God will keep her marriage.

how does, i want to ... or a request for NEBOSH materials mean that I presently have a Certification

If I did go ahead with the Certification, I would have still been far off

If you so detest Certification, why are you going for masters ??


Anyway, this is my last reply to you, enjoy your life, but be guided properly I am entitled to my opinions, those that i intended to reach have gotten my message, thank you

Basalt:
Basalt

i have noticed you, good morning !

opedaydydx9:
u sound like someone that studied zoology...

like i said you know nothing about me

I dont have any HSE certification so stop embarrassing yourself.

In an hour time I will be in my office, I stayed awake at night to work, and plan for bigger things i will do this year, get that right, if you are jobless, am not!


If MMM has made you a millionaire, why go for masters, just dump everything there, let it turn to Billions.

See your life, MMM made you a millionaira, hahahahahhaaa just stay at home and do MMM and become a billionaire like chubby

#419ners

Basalt:
If you are not jobless, you can't bring out your time to write this shit.

People that have jobs are always busy.
What is your financial benefit for writing this trash?

I believe you don't consider the financial aspect of your actions too, that's why you ended up doing financially irrelevant courses like HSE etc with the aim of getting job in oil company.
Anyway palm oil company still dey o o o

I give up, bros we are not all jobless maybe you, but not me

Basalt:
Even when I leave this country, I will continue supporting MMM because it has changed my life and is changing others too.

So let's stop all these joblessness in the name of writing.

i pity you, you dont know jack about me, so keep shut, just keep shut,

and fly for ur masters by duping others before they catch you

Basalt:
Hahahahahahahaha.
Everybody will still get their money back.
Unless one quit early, you can't do MMM for a year without being a millionaire, it's impossible.
But ask yourself this question,
Where has all these useless skills you learn in order to get job in shell landed you?

Atleast I can boast of millions in my account and even 750,000 waiting to be withdrawn.
Mind you, I have even placed back 200k even without getting matched for the 750k and once I get the alert will place back higher amount.

I have also applied for my masters in Canada with MMM money and by God's grace will leave soon.
You think your 2.1 will save you?
I also made a comfortable 2.1.
But who 2.1 Epp?

Basalt are you kidding me ??

MMM made u a millionaire , with whose money .....

If you have my contact call me, you really dont know who you are talking to, but the miserable part is that you have eyes but cant see.

am not a dunce, you cant post a picture, and expect me to believe just like some gullible ones do, i have brains and i can reason well

barackodam:
you stated a fact?


hear yourself

inside the bank I was with these same people, you're telling me the fact you stated is that they're pensioners?


Bro, I give up on your matter.

yours is irredeemable abeg

what is this ?? hahahhahahahhahaha

Hiploko:
you said it won't come back, it did, instead of going to drink rat poison in shame,you are back here saying 'even if it returns'.... Did you lend any1 doing it money? Why not face your life and sort out ur issues than carrying people's matter on ur head like gala...it is worse that witchcraft

hahahahahhaahaaa, y are you this clueless, i may not recall where we met, but certainly you know nothing about me, all you said is in your imaginations.

Am ashamed to hear a learned person say MMM made him a millionaire, it ia very disgraceful

With others crying at home, husbands beating up their wives, and the one the borrowed money to make u rich have been sleeping in the bush to avoid his creditor, while i pity the one that used his school fees, and u are claiming u are a millionaire,

With the real owners of the money in tears.

Shame on you

Basalt:
I have always known you as a pessimist who is busy learning oil and gas softwares with the hope of getting imaginary job in oil company.
But when he failed woefully to secure a job, he started criticising MMM out of bitterness and frustration

My advise for you.
Go back to learning all these irrelevant skills, HSE, PETREL and what have you and leave us alone. We are providing help and getting help voluntarily.
MMM has made us millionaires, and will continue giving us money while you go on with your irrelevant skills that can only make you have time to type long epistles out of joblessness.

You are my fellow geoscience not epistle writers on the things that don't concern them.

i stated a fact, u cant bring just any picture to claim anything, kindly bring a newspaper publication from a credible source then i will attend to you

barackodam:
yeah, ikr, you'll have an excuse for it

i cant comment on your experience, but the picture could mean anything, it could be pensioners waiting to receive pension, etc

barackodam:
here is the proof you were looking for, took me time to get it, couldn't even see the rest.

look at people tired of waiting all day, they were continuously answering people depositing, but not answering people withdrawing.

I experienced it, not "they say they say"

there is no truth in that

During Christmas, most ATM machines were constantly very busy, and there was never a time the machine stopped working or cash finished, if it was exhausted the security will alert the operations team and they will load it again.

Over the counter, is even easier, no one can tell u an amount to withdraw, restriction on cash flow is only on FX as it affects the value of naira, which is still a bad solution, CBN governor should resign, he is busying playing with economy

barackodam:
I'll just assume you weren't in Nigeria then, or didn't use bank or whatever, cos even scores of NLers complained about it

lol, proof the emboldened

barackodam:
My mavro or their mavro?


I don't do mmm, but I say the fact, you ask why their mavro was frozen and I ask, why were banks reluctant initially paying out cash after mmm suspended itself?

Even started putting restraint on amount withdrawable

why was your Mavro frozen?

Imagine what happens if banks shut down for a month

barackodam:
I asked a question and you're evading it, if it can't happen in real life scenario, why would it happen in virtual scenario?

It will never happen and you know that, but it can happen in MMM

In banks some percentage of peoples wealth are stored in gold and other ornaments,

barackodam:
You didn't answer my question.


What would happen if everyone says they wantu collect their money from banks today?