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So now the greatest sin of all is joining illuminati?

So no more fashion police

Op do you intend marrying her? And if yes, when??

And if her food falls on the table while eating, it means she'll be a wasteful type

Run as fast as you 1st and 2nd legs can carry you...even #just friends # hug

benELOHIM7: is it the grammer u r here for or the wisdom in the post? ....@ op, aside enemity between siblings it could cause low-esteem in the less favoured sibling.

The wisdom...but you have to understand something first to be able to utilize it...

Amya: Journalist desperate enough to cash on a completely irrelevant news.

What makes it irrelevant?

I believe there's a rule on nairaland to spell words correctly?

antidisestablishmentarianism: opposition to the withdrawal of state support or recognition from an established church, especially the Anglican Church in 19th-century England.

#Schism

52?

All I can say is...OPPORTUNITY COMES BUT ONCE

rawpadgin: well, i can wear my wedding suit to the office, but she can't wear her wedding gown to the office

It depends on what she used as her wedding gown

10% of #100 = #10
Price of product today = 10+100=#110
10% of #110 = #11
Price of product tomorrow = #110 - #11=#99

Don't care about the cliche...but women drive oshomole buses (luxurious) in Benin

Buy them a Ferrari just to show you care

Ngwoke...mighty(powerful) tree

Let's wait and see naa...i hope they have means of ensuring private schools don't open

DECOtech: kai! ...like say u know. Iyanga really turns me on. But don't do plenty iyanga oh.

I know...only small one

tosyne2much: chooooii see falling hand at its peak... Whatsapp nko?

No ooh...it's only 2go that I do

tosyne2much: oya now.. Add me up on BBM since it wld be inappropriate to post ur PIN here.. I think dis is a good step.. Hope in not way too farward sha ? *winks*

I'm not on BBM

DECOtech: Choi! ...abegi naaaaaaaaaah

Wait lemme do inyanga small

tosyne2much: chaiiii see green light at its zenith... Oya where do we start from since mama alwz told me ryt frm childhood neva to rush and take one step at a time

You'll stay there and be taking one step at a time others will come and pass you Didn't your mama that told you that hear of never wait until tomorrow what may be done today?

DECOtech: Chai! ...if only this invitation was for me .........

Oya beg me small lemme invite you

Dygeasy: Behaviour isn't like number plate. You don't get to see it until you get close. Something attracts you to get close; beauty or ugliness. It's subjective really.

Stop generalizing.

Tanchu my brother... They can go and carry baboons and sit with them at home because they are allergic to beauty...

tosyne2much: So u aint guilty of any? I think you are worthy of my ring... Are you single? Cos I no wan covet anoda man babe oooo

God did not say don't covet another man babe...he only said another man wife...so fear not...lo ayam with you till the end of time

rightym: True talk!!
Except he is a monk

Even a monk ain't qualified...cos what will he be looking for in a gf?

AtheistD: What does it matter if he is ugly or not.? His point is valid.

Depends on which angle you're coming from... You ever come across an ugly person with bad character or imagine what your children will be secretly saying if you end up with the ugliest of the lot, then I'm sure you'll start appreciating beauty

tosyne2much: frm all d aforelisted points, which one are you guilty of ? Say d truth and shame d devil oooo

None...I'm that special kinda bad girl

urhoboman: lolll badt girl# when the D goes hard it will "prison break" the locker.

Not with the one I have...this my baby is called [/b]thou shalt not go hard on[b]

tosyne2much: hahahahahahahahaha see you... That would not make you eligible to be a wife material, I would only extend the truth

You mean you'll open my bumbum for the whole world to see?

frankben1:

I doubt you're new to nairaland

You'd never know