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Rokiatu2:
Wat do u want AVB to do?? Enter n play

no? what about pick the right players, formation, style of play
that will be a start

AVB for the sack!!!
Guus Hiddink please, someone who knows what he is doing

AVB will be sacked if he is not careful
What is Chelsea playing?
Mata not seeing the ball
Malouda is crippled
Drogba surely not match fit, maybe its age, but he is not the same player.

Chelsea is CRAP

dont know if chelsea fans can see that John Terry is the weak link in their back line.
I mean, if the manager does not have the balls to bench him, and play Luiz and Alex or Ivanovic

John Obi Mikel dey sleep on top ball, he is responsible for that goal.

Mikel Obi, useless player go dey fake injury when Nigeria calls him for friendly.
I thought he said he was injured
Just watch, the guy go play like say his life depends on this game
Stephen Keshi, hope u are taking note

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Is it right to do all these just because someone calls himself pastor, or is this going too far?

;Dhahaha
This is priceless !!!!
Christians will crucify you ooo for posting their saviour face on a dogs a-hole

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Joagbaje:
Has it been disputed? Did anyone bother to ask what kind of company?

It doesn't have to be registered. Besides supposing they were inherited.

Company na company.

Pastor Jo. You no dey ever fail to fall my hand with your comments
Anyway jokes apart, if you believe this guy had 7 companies when he was 12 years old, then you need to go for IQ test to check that your thinking capabilities are compactible with your age.

Digriz:
i also wish that notin happens at least my faith in prayers wl increase more.

Arosa:
@ op, what if nothing happens by tomorrow would you then agree that this your so called prophet is fake?

Lai Lai, they will never agree that he is fake.
If a crash happens, they will say he is prophet
if nothing happens, they will say it's the power of prayer that averted the disaster (afterall the fraudster has said we should pray), so they will just say: 'thank God that God reveiled the danger to the man of god, and he intervened through prayer, PRRAAAAAISE GOD

they have all angles covered

Did this joker actually say he had 7 companies when he was 12 years old.
For crying out loud, and people actually beleive this man

Any lawyers on NL, abeg what is the legal age in Nigeria that someone can register a company?
If he had 7 companies when he was 12 years old, maybe he started opening companies when he was 6. LOL

then again, depends on what he means by 'company'
when many of us hear 'company', we are thinking of a corporation.
maybe Dr Fireman was hawking groundnut and boli (company number 1), hawking poff poff (company number 2), selling pure water (company number 3) and so on

Quote from: frosbel on Yesterday at 07:48:03 AM


Rubbish.

Anyone can come and post anything from any source and  make it look real.

Post a reliable source  , not some random letter pulled out from some dark corner of the Internet.

Pastor AIO:
Actually it is a very famous historical document. I'm surprised you are still asking for reliable source. Maybe this is the first time you're hearing of King Leopold.

I am not suprised at Frosbel's reply, the defence mecahnism springs to life.

Even if king Leopold rises from his grave to say that he wrote the document, they will ask 'how do we know that is King Leopold? let him show his birth certificate'

Funny thing is when they were being indoctrinated with the christianity mess, they did not ask such questions like: 'how do we know this doctrine is real?' 'anyone can just come out and say he is the messiah, how do we really know jesus is who he said he is?' they will not not ask such questions then.

I promise you that if you had asked the same kind of questions when you were being indoctrinated, you would not have accepted christianity

Kai, Pastor Chris don carry dis 419 runs to a global level ooo.
wetin i dey wait for? By God's grace, i go open business church before this year runs out

doesn't make any difference, it's all the same. My advice: put the book down, as it is a hazard to your thinking capacity!

The topic is wrong and should be changed: You can't the words 'religion' and 'think' in the same sentence

joyuchesun:
@diluminati You are correct but religion holds too much significance for people. It is their way of coping with a a life that may otherwise be unbearable. Sometimes, reality is too much to handle. If you take religion away you must be able to replace it with something else or there will just be chaos and despair.

Wise words joyuchesun !

Religion keeps the religious mind in check and order. It is a tool of control, without it, the religious minded will be confused as he would not know where to turn to resulting to chaos.

Martian:
C'mon Man!!!! You know FIFA on PS3 beats anything. Anything!!! Dude, Ask Jesus!!!

Omo, no dey fall my hand abeg. Me na Pro-evolution man, na Pro Evolution all the moves dey abeg, I dey tap am on Xbox now as I dey this forum.

If you want realistic football, try jesus Pro -Evolution

harakiri:
What happened here? I thought the blood of jebus/jesus is supposed to cover his followers. Perhaps the blood has run out and isn't enough to cover 6 billion people on the planet. Well, the inconsistent bible says "do not thy god" and the same hypocritical book says "test the spirits". Same $hitty book says "ye shall tread upon scorpions and ye shall drink poison and not die!". I'm off to drink a bottle of poison. It's time to put the Yahweh god to the test (even though he only cares about the israelites and doesn't give a $hit about Africans). Brb. I'll be back.

R.I.P

Martian:
So a guy facing a loaded gun and using jesus' name as a shield doesn't have enough faith

I prefer my explanation that they were playing nintendo wii.
God bless (if he isn't busy playing Madden of Fifa 12)

The whole christianity / Jesus indoctrination is a mental illness and people need to be checked into hospital to cure them. Poor guy, calling the name of his imaginary friend jesus to save him, not knowing that jesus is a creation of his imagination based on eurocentric theological programming. Anyway, that aside, may his soul rest in peace.

@Martian: how jesus go dey play fifa12. Abeg na Pro evolution 2012, and definetely not on Wii, when there is Kinect on Xbox360

If you do a little investigation, you'll see this theif is just one of them prosperity pimps, I have seen him on TBN talking about 'send in your best seed, and God will multiply it 1000 fold'

http://phillyflash./2009/07/22/nasir-siddiki-and-the-seed/

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engineerd:
dang, that face alone is enough to make Jesus Christ scream JESUS!

Hahaha
Rev wo-wo, no be small
Rev dey compete with OBJ & Taribo west on wo-wo levels

Deep teaching I came across on Youtube. Black people are waking up all over the diaspora



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNeQf8Ux5EU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9bWpR5SQh0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy5UsjIKZzg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKnC9KlNSEU

hsert:
This is a true story about Uma Ukpai.
My grandfather who happen to be a clergy once told me that him, Uma Ukpai where on a journer in one of the eastern states of Nigeria when their fuel got finished on the road. Stranded and confused, they all came down from the vehicle thinking of what to do. Suddenly, Uma Ukpai suggested that if any one had water so they had to look for water. He poured it into the fuel tank and asked the driver to continue the journey and the vehicle moved and took them to their destination. They were all shocked and couldnt believe what happen. Usually I dont trust these so called pastors but this man, I can trust him. He dosent talk about money but what is in the bible.
He is for real peeps!

Jesus turned water to wine
Rev Ukpai turned water to petrol
Liar!!!! True story ko, Super story ni
which other stories did your grandfather tell you did he tell you the one about  when nigeria and India played a football match and the it eneded 99-0 because the indian players were turning into lions whenever they had possession

Rev for don hammer if na so, just dey order lorries of water, dey turn am into petrol and selling.

Shio !!!

Ola one:
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus+21%3A16-21&version=KJV

They are saying "black man, stay away"
Idi, may God bless u

Rev Ukai's nose is flat

Na true oooo, look at the picture in the first post, Nose like ironing board.

My question is: why would Jesus come to him, when God don ban anybody with Rev's nose to approach God, so if Jesus is the 'son' of God and his father has banned people with Rev's nose from approaching the father, then Jesus is a disobidient son and not obeying his father's commandments,

he pass backyard, undercover to come and see Rev, not once but twice! 

laugh wan kill me ooo. My colleagues @ work just dey look me saying wetin dey do this guy? but can't help myself

Ola one:
Pleaseeeeeeeeeee. What verse in Letivicus?

No dey fall my hand ooo. E dey my post Leviticus 21: 17-18

onc4all:
@ Idi-Amin may God forgive you

wetin I do I just dey quote bible now. Oyinbo man write for bible say 'GOD SAID' na blemish to have flat nose. As u know na African people get flat noses. I have not done anything wrong here abeg, e no dey bible

In fact this coming Sunday I dey go KICC, when offering time approaches, I will stand in front examining everybody's noses. If it's flat, u will be turned back, and I will show scripture to back me up

Ola one:
What verse please?

Thank God, my nose is not flat

Leviticus 21
King James Version (KJV)



17Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.

18For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,

My own nose dey flat ooo Ola, so this delusional god for bible don talk say I no fit approach am.

So all you christians with flat noses, pls come out and stop attending churches abeg

Ola one:
Oyinbo naa.

Ola you dey fall my hand ooo. How else he wan look if not like the slave masters that gave us the religion.
If black man appear to you and say 'I am Jesus', they will says it's the devil disguised as an angel of light