No lie sgf talk

melvinjames:




http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/sgf-babachir-under-fire-over-provocative-remark/

The land across river d isn't d best place to live

yungpowers:
Sorry

Ur luv 4 one nigeria is the reason we r stil 2gether,u r truly an elderstateman who has no evil animorsity 4 eny body.hapi birthday sir long life so that u could c d naija u envisage.

lalasticlala:
Former military Head of State, Yakubu Gowon Turns 81 Today!

Drop your birthday messages for him...

Happy birthday...

God bless u sir

gwales:
SECRETARY to the Government of the Federation, SGF, Babachir David Lawal, yesterday, said the National Leader of the All Progressives Congress, APC, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, and Chief Bisi Akande made it possible for him to emerge as a member of President Muhammadu Buhari’s cabinet.

Speaking at a thanksgiving service in his honour, the SGF said the two leaders of the APC played a prominent in his emergence, saying it is fundamentally important for Nigerians to know that goodness is not restricted to tribe, religion or political party.

“My wife has not met Bisi Akande, she has not met Asiwaju, she has not met Buhari, yet we have been with him. But, it is fundamentally important for Nigerians to know that goodness is not restricted to tribe, religion or political party”, he said.

“My opinion is that if you have no investment in human beings and you just invest in yourself, like most politicians present in this church do, you will end up as nothing. If you look at just your community for friendship, or you look at your religion or in the same church with you for friendship, I doubt if you will go any where.

“I am Secretary to the Government today, because those people that I mentioned were the very first to put the idea in the mind of the President. They were the ones that made it possible.

“Because if it has been left to northerners, it is doubtful if they will take a Christian man to make Secretary to the Government of the Federation”.
“But these friends know me, they know that I am not ambitious. I just want to eat today and tomorrow I will find my way. By the grace of God, I am today the Secretary to the Government of the Federation, something I did not look for, people say it is hard work and dedication. It is not true, it is just by the grace of God that the President will just pick you and say this is your position”.

“I never looked for it and I never expected it. I started getting hints to this job just about two to three days to it, and I thought it was a very big joke. Then I used to call it Timipre Silva project or Baba Akande project, when they mentioned that they heard story about it”.

“Last year, if I was told that I will have an occasion where one single governor will attend, I will not believe it, but here we are today, it is the grace of God that has put all of us where we are today. Governors should know that”.

Tinubu lauds appointment

In his speeach at the occasion, Tinubu described the SGF’s appointment as a step in the right direction, expressing optimism that he would bring his wealth of experience to bear in the office.
Tinubu extolled Lawal’s qualities, saying that while some of his contemporaries have succumbed to the temptation of illicit wealth and the abuses of power and privilege, he (Lawal) has remained faithful to the course of the nation.

Alluding to the fact that his appointment was a reward for hard work and selfless service, he said Lawal’s eye for detail and due process makes him the best man for the job.

Tinubu, represented at the event by Lagos State governor, Mr Akinwunmi Ambode, said, “If you are looking for a man who is diligent in his work with a keen eye for details and correct process, there is none better than Babachir Lawal”.

“He knows this nation and understands its complexities, from the intricacies of our federal bureaucracy to the diversity of our social fabric to the, multiple dimensions of our political dynamics.
“He is a man well-tailored to fit his position in today’s Nigeria where we find ourselves in a situation not meant for the faint hearted. A situation that requires grit, guts and wisdom. These attributes, Lawal has in abundance”.

www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/tinubu-akande-made-my-appointment-possible-lawal-sgf/

Ameachi d genus. This pix earn him 20% vote because pmb look young nd smart

AmicableEd:
When President Buhari wore a suit for his first campaign shoot last year, some Nigerians were quick to mock him while others praised him for the dapper look.

According to Rotimi Amaechi, that's the first and probably the last time Buhari will dress that way!


Speaking at the red summit gala which held at the Harbor point, off Ahmadu Bello way, Victoria Island Lagos last night, the APC lord told a story of how he got Red media (Debola Williams and Chude Jideonwo) to handle the election campaign for Buhari.

"Buhari said to me, do we have to do all these paparazzi, Amaechi you know my nature but i said him, sir you have to wear this suit so that Nigerians can see the handsome side of you. Wee had to convince him and then he finally obliged us and today, that photoshoot is still the best he has ever had. We were able to present the other side of the president that most people did not know...most peeps didn't know he can laugh but we brought out that side of him.

On behalf of the campaign and Buhari, i thereby appreciate Debola Williams and Chude Jideonwo for their hard work and achieving a feat that many thought they couldn't achieve. When i gave the job to them, I took a risk. Why? There was a company from America, another from Britain that wanted to do this job and handle the campaign for us but i wanted these young men to do it and i was ready to take the risk, fail or succeed with them and look where we are.

Yes God won the election for us but used them and Nigerians." he said.

http://www.kemifilani.com/2015/10/how-rotimi-amaechi-debola-williams.html

That's wat u get wen u mingle wit Ghana most baddest gal[quote author=GurlFriend post=39016149]The last might not have been heard about the reported ill-tempered altercation that recently occurred between popular Ghanaian actress, Yvonne Nelson, and Elvis Eze, at the birthday party of actress Ingrid Alabi in Ghana as Eze has come out to debunk the allegations of assault heaped on him by Nelson.

[img]http://3.bp..com/-FOJYpai_1sU/Vh_Ec4sL6xI/AAAAAAAANfY/b3FxPK5y92w/s400/Elvis-Eze.jpg[/img]

Eze revealed that contrary to the accusations peddled all over digital and social media, he never at any time physically assaulted Nelson; instead, he merely questioned the sultry actress over her negative attitude towards him after she snubbed him at the party.

It was widely reported in online entertainment news platforms, blogs, and the social media that Eze had purportedly assaulted Nelson physically over her refusal to shake his hands and hug him after he had been introduced to Nelson by Alabi during Alabi’s birthday celebrations on September 26 in Accra, Ghana.

Narrating his own side of the happenings that occurred on that fateful day to our correspondent, the Ghanaian-based Nigerian socialite said he was very disappointed that the actress could act so disrespectfully to him considering that he approached her courteously.

In his words, “Ingrid Alabi invited me to her birthday party on Saturday, September 26, 2015. Upon getting to the party venue, I saw Yvonne Nelson at the event. After the party, I went inside Ingrid’s sitting room, where she hosted her exclusive guests to inform her that I was leaving. During that period, Yvonne Nelson taking pictures with the celebrant and one other actress. Ingrid then asked me to join them to take pictures together which we did.

“After taking the pictures, Ingrid introduced me to Yvonne Nelson as her brother and Yvonne to me as a friend. When the introduction was over, I wanted to have a handshake with Yvonne. She blatantly refused and she was rude to me, saying she doesn’t shake or hug people that she’s not familiar with and I walked out.”

Eze who disclosed that he was a huge fan of the actress prior to the incident said he approached Nelson when he spotted her sitting in her car on his way out of Alabi’s house. Although, he admitted that there were verbal exchange of words between him and Nelson, he never for once threatened to raise a finger not to talk of physically fighting her.

[img]http://1.bp..com/-49VjUNZ1mHU/Vh_GgZChg0I/AAAAAAAANfk/IMody2ZZX8s/s320/nelson.JPG[/img]

“On my way out, I saw her sitting in her car and I walked up to her and told her that ‘Yvonne what you did in there is not called for because I’m a big fan of yours and I watch your movies, I follow your movies and I was opportune to see you for the first time after someone introduced me to you, I was just trying to say Hi and you were rude to me.’


“She just exploded and said ‘I should shift and get out from her front that she doesn’t want to talk to me’ after which we began to exchange words, I told her that ‘you stupid or sick in the head.’ That was it and she started insulting me and of Nigerians saying that ‘Nigerians are useless, mad, crazy and stupid.’ So I walked away from there and I went home,” he said.

Eze disclosed that he was surprised when he heard that the case had degenerated badly to the extent that the issue propped up on networking site, Facebook, where he was accused of molesting Nelson. He further said he was alarmed when he was told that his image was shown on TV stations and newspapers across Ghana and he had been reported to the Accra airport police.

According to Eze, “Two days after the event, I saw a post on Facebook saying that Yvonne Nelson had been assaulted by a Nigerian man named Elvis Eze also known as Elvis Casino. I was so baffled seeing this so I immediately called Ingrid. She (Ingrid) told me that Yvonne brought policemen to her house at about 3am, saying that Ingrid must take her to Elvis house to get him arrested for assaulting her. This is what I was told by Ingrid. Later on, I started receiving numerous calls from my friends and associates, telling me that my face is on T.V. and on newspapers alleging that I assaulted Yvonne and that a case had been lodged at the at airport police station in Accra by Yvonne regarding the incident.”

[img]http://3.bp..com/-FOJYpai_1sU/Vh_Ec4sL6xI/AAAAAAAANfY/b3FxPK5y92w/s400/Elvis-Eze.jpg[/img]

Insisting that he was innocent of the accusations, Eze remarked; “I never assaulted her, I didn’t touch her or beat her, I did not molest her and I left there without anybody harassing me or chased me out because I did not touch her. Even Ingrid Alabi was there and she can

Nonsence

Sweetyie:
.

Y did u nt tell her u where nt able to go nd then advice her to go check herself or better still say d lecturer did nt allow u to check for one

miszeno:
I am a level 200 student in a school here in Nigeria. I went to check our results for last semester, and she was withdrawn because she failed about eight courses. Came back today, she asked me about it, I told her she passed although I didn't tell her I saw it, just told her the lecturer said so, now she's happy and celebrating, not knowing she has been withdrawn, am restless, I feel pity for her, should I tell her the truth or just pretend all is well.

Congrats to her bt one thing remain if she just do it i will score 100% but for still average. Miss mrs

ITSaWRAPPP:
She's loaded mehn. This is what we call BLESSED HUSTLE

#Congrats

Fellow Nairalanders, please check out our incredible offer below. Let's dress you for your DREAM JOB

Thank God for nd happy birthday

Goldencollins:
I faced many problems after I was queried by NYSC for an offense I didn't commit,I was told I would get a one month extension but to my greatest surprise on the day of Pop (Yesterday) my certificate was handed over to me without stress,it is the Lords doing.
I fell on my knees in Thanksgiving and with great laughter and Joy.
Dear Nairalanders follow me and ThankGod and may God meet each and everyone of us at the point of our needs.
To Cap it all,today 16th October which is also a day after Pop is my birthday,am so happy.
God bless You all.

Happy family

olillywales:
[img]http://1.bp..com/-MtKwJQ4139Y/Vh9WsteLEJI/AAAAAAAG91A/eQo6RmK6EPY/s1600/unnamed.jpg[/img]
Yemi and Dolapo Osinbajo gazing at each other...I go love o...lol. Sweet!


http://www.metroparrot.net/2015/10/funny-photo-of-vp-osinbajo-and-his-wife.html

A very big congrate to my senior colleague. Wishing to be like you guyz.

jazinogold:
Just like yesterday, it looks as if it will never end but here you are today, with an appreciative heart giving glory to God for a successful completion of your national youth service year.We rejoice with you as you remove your head dresses for the final time to give the last salutation as a corps member to the governor of your states of deployment.Our prayer is that God will settle and reward you gloriously; may you be successful in your future endeavours. Welcome to the club of senior friends.Those that served motherland in the comfort zone and the fatherland patriots that obeyed the last command to serve wherever they were initially posted, it has all come to a glorious end now.We congratulate all these our compatriots as they pull off their khaki for higher ground attires and robes today:

Hahahaha na so bros

myqel:
Wayoo...Baba wey just register few weeks ago don get his card while me wey don register teytey never get mine....Buhari should probe the director of NIMC

Happy i am for you guys

saxwizard:
.. now the real journey just began

If he make minister of information it will be go as we always have a good information minister from Jerry gana to Labaran Maku

Upnepaa:

lai Mohammad the slayer of PDP,

Even akpabio d saddist could'not help but laugh

His section is purely a comic relief to the senate
He said PDP needs more 4 years to be an effective opposition (see punchline o)
I have no doubt dat he will be the greatest minister of information Nigeria has ever had

Sai lai Muhammad

Rest in peace man

chiefokonkwo:


Source: https://www.thecable.ng/obituary-wife-critically-ill-son-killed-dubai-sad-end-alamieyeseigha

20k naa.

RollingStones:
If you are given a chance to pick between N20million and a Green Card to any Country of your choice,which would you take?

http://pulse.ng/gist/morning-teaser-n20m-or-green-card-which-would-you-prefer-id4244319.html

U r bad studen of history. D same method David Mark used to clear Obanikoro will b adopt

figment232:
Amaechi is finished.He must reap what he sowed.You cant betray your people and go scot free. Karma is really a bitchhh ooooo

Amazing as hunter is been hunt

Eltigre7:
President Muhammadu Buhari has ordered a discreet investigation of the leadership of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission over sundry allegations of acts incompatible with leadership of the anti crime agency.

Investigations by Vanguard revealed that the investigations is being coordinated by the office of the National Security Adviser and involves officials from the National Intelligence Agency and the Department of State Services.

A source in the office of the National Security Adviser told Vanguard that the investigation commenced before the widely publicised by Dr. George Uboh, Chief Executive Officer, Panic Alert Security Services alleging that Ibrahim Lamorde, Chairman, EFCC through various fraudulent Acts/Omissions could not account seized monies amounting to over one (1) Trillion Naira” .

Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/buhari-orders-investigation-of-efcc-boss/

Wike nd his felows will not stop emberrass themself

ZeezaRapture:
Happening now on NTA!!!

Senator Sekibo from Rivers State began by demanding to submit the petition against the former governor of Rivers State which was, according to him, "signed by many associates".

Various members of the senate however kicked against it by interrupting Senator Sekibo chanting "No, no, no,no", in condemnation of the petition.

Sittings has been adjourned till tomorrow, 10 a.m prompt.

Cc lalasticlala

Ur childhold nd same community would nt trick u dat much.so i advice u pay nd let his conscianse gudge him

Sylver247:
Fellow Nairalanders, I am the op of the thread on "How have you been surviving without a job?"
I have a friend who works with Shell, hes actually a childhood friend we grew up together. We have been apart for long cos he works in Warri while I reside in Lagos.
Recently we hooked up again via Facebook and we got talking on phone about life and all. Told him my jobless situation and he got very concerned about my plight. He promised to do something about it cos I was very open with him, didn't hide or form. He requested for my CV which I quickly edited, refined and wired to his email. He said he would submit it to some senior people in Shell.

About a month later he called me and told me something has come up. That there is 6 a year contract job that will be coming up in October and that I need to acquire a particular training (HUET) without which I can't work in the upstream. He said its normally free but the man in charge of recruiting people said since am just a referral, I have to pay for the training. He said the training is 65k which I confirmed and its true.

Now he promised to pay part of the training fee (40k) for me and said I should take care of the remainder.
I trust this guy (he is my very good friend from same community) but you know people can change suddenly.

I just need advice from people who know about this kind of stuff, if its possible or not. Its small money (25k) but I wouldn't want to be scammed off the little money am surviving with as am currently managing myself. I don't even have the money now but I can run round and get it.
He told me they are waiting for Buhari to announce his cabinet before the project starts and that he will call me.

Please advice me should I give it a shot?

davide470 uboma lalasticlala

Your days are number for destrotion. Or better repent

zinachidi:



http://dailypost.ng/2015/10/02/hajj-stampede-he-stoned-them-back-to-death-nigerian-transgender-blames-god/

Ur like wil die of brain disease cos u lack undstnd of tradition. I guess u p man neva grow in a cmmunity where there is culture dat is y u r nt culture

Bambless1:
Abeegi! Enough Of All This Super Story, All We Are Saying Is #CHILDNOTBRIDE, who ask him JAMB question? Agbaya Buruku!

Bros go 4 ur masters cos u might nt get this can of opportunity again. As 4 job let it go cos a better one await u after ur masters

unalaoted:
And a friend of mine who is fresh graduate from the university (post Nysc) got an offer with a multinational coy of 180k monthly also secured an admission into a school in Canada for masters (sponsored). Now he his confused on what to do. Told him to follow this trend and see what nairalandlers would say on this on.. Oya make una Fire am...

At 120 i will give so that she can live up to 200 years

Busolami2015:


Saw this on :http://streetgist.com/will-you-save-your-95-year-old-grandma-if-she-needs-a-surgery-of-n15m-and-you-have-n16m/

What do you mean by the word acting?

alexitohan2020:
This is not what we bargain for. We wanted an acting president and not a traveling president.

Can anyone show me his achievement since he assumed office?

His flying on a daily bases with the prinsident and receiving the same treatment yet you here calling him names. My brother learn.

jack67:
hahaha, Ameachi the puppet

Going to the 4 world of any tertiary institution is not what is take to be educated rather the application of what you have learn to serve common problems which are not always common

7Alexander:
Ok, i have a cousin who is 27, the father is a big time millionaire, now, this my cousin has 4 other siblings who are all graduates, but he is an SSCE holder. Given that he was not too 'bright' academically, the father had him join the family business when he was 20, this guy speaks and writes English almost as good as the best, speaks fluent French, and has traveled to at least 10 countries outside Africa, and doing extremely well for himself, at 27.

I remember about 5 years ago when i was discussing this my cousin with a friend, and my friend told me that the best thing my cousin will do is to get an education first. And this got me thinking, at what level can we say that one is educated? what exactly is education? does it mean that without 'conventional education' that one will most likely be doomed? is it right to say that all university graduates are educated? is it also right to say that anybody without tertiary institution qualification is not educated?

Breaking news. About 310 are death and 400 people injure in a stamped in macca now.

fagbalex:
Am at the eid praying ground now here in Ilorin as People are shouting thieve, Ole lashing at Bukola Saraki. As the crowd attempted to lynch the Senate President was aborted by the security operatives present. This however result in the stoning and throwing of pure water at the senate president. As am typing this confusing has erupted at the eid praying ground Ilorin. May God help us.






Source: http://newsrescue.com/eid-prayers-disrupted-in-ilorin-as-senate-president-bukola-saraki-stoned/#ixzz3mePZZi6p

Y is Ngaji talking as if is not among the people that patronize this mannor

ProphetUdeme:

**faints** did you just say 13years? God what is this earth turning to?
cant imagine such a minor age that is allowed into prostitution because of circumstances, and the useless paedophiles be patronising them.
Lalasticlala pls do you believe this? Cos me adonbilivit

This girl in question completely has nothing to write home about. I hope you don't have a sister that is still single.

ismart:
I remember saying having a child for me isn't a guarantee that a woman will remain in my house.

People attacked me without understanding why I made such statement.

Some 4 months ago, my cousin had his first child. My aunt, being the mother in law to be made sure she (daughter in law to be) got the best care. She took care of the daughter in law to be, bathed her grandchild every morning, afternoon and night.

After a month plus, my aunt followed her son to his house and continued with the care for another 1 month plus.

However due to an accident she had in 2012, she had to undergo proper surgery to straighten her leg because after the accident, no surgery was done but just traditional treament which didn't do much as the leg, a few CM above the ankle was bent and you can see the protruding bone.

Being hardworking woman, she did a lot of works with the leg.

I travelled to Lagos and when I returned, I was informed that she was in the hospital. I had to move to her sisters house same day so I can check on her.

On gettting there I saw her on the hospital bed. Few weeks later she was discharged from hospital.

This daughter in law to be was rarely around. When she comes, she would barely spend up to an hour before leaving. She has NEVER washed my aunt's clothes. Through out the 2 months that my aunt was discharged from hospital, the girl NEVER bought anything for my aunt as a mother in law to her. She NEVER stayed to take care of her. Absolutely NOTHING can be accounted for as a gain she contributes to the family system.

My aunt's only daughter died early 2000s and this girl could have easily played that role.

Last time she visited I was told she was around I didn't bother to come out to see her cos I was just to displeased.

While we were away, robber buggled into my aunt's house. This girl came, she couldn't arrange her mother in law's clothes nor sweep the room she occupied when she delivered. The best she could do was brought out her iphone, one my cousin bought, and started taking pictures of the damages and calling my cousin on phone to even magnify and exaggerate what happened.

In that two months I have been the one who would lift my aunt, get her crunches, wash her clothes, follow her to the hospital etc.

Today my aunt finally returned to her home after doctor told her that she can start putting the leg on ground while she walks. She had to call her sister's daughter to come and cook for her. Though I had wanted to do the cooking.


While I was with her in her room. She told me that the daughter in law was feeling pompous. I said to her that I have noticed but wondered why she kept quiet all along. She said she was just taking her time. So I told her what I expected of her daughter in law to be and that this problem had better be nipped in the bud before it's too late. I asked her what if she was quite older than her current age such that she can't move around. We talked more at length and she told me her mind. She also told me that she called the girl and informed her that she has arrived home. The girl didn't even bother to ask about cooking or gave any hint if she would come.

The son is currently out of the country. He bought this girl a car, took her South Africa and Dubai on vacation.

My aunt told me that while I was away at one time, they were making plans for introduction. This girl, though not yet strong cos of child delivery, made a decision to start business. My aunt suggested that wait for you to heal and you know you had this child via CS. She flaired up and I learned earlier she said what right does my aunt have to dictate for her. There was a serious quarel between her and my cousin.

My aunt has resolved that once her son comes back, they will discuss and possibly put a stop to her madness.

I have seen this game played over and over again. A girl brings out her real colours after a child or after marriage. That's why I said to myself, a child isn't a guarantee that a woman will remain in my house but her manners.

This girl in question is completely nothing to write home about...

It is this menterlity of yours that is keeping your types at home

Omotayor123:
Na connection sure pass for Naija.