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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: BREAKING NEWS: Senate Passed Nigerian Peace Corps (NPC) Bill Into Law. by idrissunny: 1:56pm On Nov 24, 2016
Double minded dude. Na ur type no apply nd now us we apply gode groove now cause i will get bank harlert.
a link to back it up or you know the rest.

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Education / Re: Kenyan Man’s Manhood Moves To His Knees After Sleeping With Someone’s Wife(photo by idrissunny: 1:44pm On Nov 24, 2016
This kenya sef. Na from there bad news d originate from.
grin blood of chisos shocked this is heavy load na, stick to your woman, they won't hear, kenya sef
Celebrities / Re: "I Wasn't Shading Tonto Dikeh" - Malivelihood Replies critics by idrissunny: 11:32am On Oct 21, 2016
Y do u hv to go b4 me. Anyways his still missing that y he talks from both side of his mouth.
dts Nigerians for u

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Romance / Re: Liberian Journalist Writes Open Letter To President Bihari. (pixs) by idrissunny: 11:15am On Oct 03, 2016
Forsake heaven because of buhari dauther. Man think again
My name is Mike Jabateh, a Liberian journalist based in

It is with unrequited love that I write this letter to you,
my dear President, it must be expressed in an
abundance of words and alliterations.

I am here to publicly express my greatest desire for marrying your Daughter Ms Zahra Buhari, the most eloquent, modest and most beautiful lady in the whole wide world.
For Ms Zahra is the personification of a complete creation
of the Almighty.

My admiration and respect for your great family goes
way back about 15 years, and it is my dream to be a
son in law of the Buhari family. The Royal family of

I am taking this time to beg you to indulge me in your
thoughts as I put forth my humble weakness of words
to embolden my sword and to sway your heart in
allowing me to marry your beautiful daughter Princess
Zahra for the Sake of Allah.

The love and respect i have for Princess Zahra is
uncontrollable in my heart. Due to this great love, i am
unable to concentrate on my Sallah as princess Zahra is
on my mind 24/7. I have not been sleeping for the past
8 months for Princess Zahra business on my mind. I
am going insane. I need your help.

I can not imagine spending the rest of my life on this
earth without Princess Zahra being my respectful,
wedded wife in Islam, and I am ready to forsake entry
to the heavens for the love of Princess Zahra.

I promise to protect her for she is a peaceful dove. I
have the wings of a mighty angel to shield her and hide
her from the strife of life. I will provide for her as a
respectful and a loyal husband should.

The bounty of the earth will be hers, she will want for nothing for I can plow and plant for your honorable daughter.

I will be a loyal and respectful husband to her all of my life or you may pluck out my eyes for I only have eyes for her.
With the state of my mind today, I wonder about my
tomorrow, I am afraid of going crazy due to my love and
respect for Princess Zahra.

Please return my joy to me, Mr President. Be the reason for my sanity again as right now i can not think of anything else but your honorable and modest daughter Princess Zahra.

I await your favorable reply that princess Zahra and I
are meant for each other, as her smile is my sword.

Yours sincerely,
Mr. Mike Jabateh
Politics / Re: Live Pics:Nigerians Storm The Streets Of Lagos For 'Walk & Pray 4 Nigeria' Rally by idrissunny: 11:08am On Oct 03, 2016
You don't pray and walk out of economy recession but you can work out good economy policy out recession.
Nigerians stormed the streets of Lagos in a 'Prayer and Walk' for Nigeria event.

Abeg we really need the prayer to prosper and get out of recession.Hope dey shaa!
Politics / Re: We Have 3 Arms Of Government -obaseki (apc Gubernatorial Candidate Edo State) by idrissunny: 8:31pm On Sep 27, 2016
Nigerian leaders are clueless
In Edo State, the three arms of Government are :
The governor, the deputy governor and the speaker... so says the APC guber candidate, Godwin Obaseki.

Events / Re: Pre Wedding Photos: See This Beautiful Young Arewa Couple by idrissunny: 12:00pm On Sep 22, 2016
Perfects march. Una too fine joo
Events / Re: Women Who Made History…today by idrissunny: 11:47am On Sep 22, 2016
History remain history both for the good and wrong reasons
Sep 22, Evelyn Dick was charged with butchering her husband.
Sep 22, Actress Dorothy Lamour died at her North Hollywood home at age 81.
Sep 22, Katie Harman, Miss Oregon, was crowned in Atlantic City, N.J., Miss America for 2002.

Sep 22, In Massachusetts Holli Strickland (33) died of gunshot wounds, along with her grandmother Constance F. Young (71) in what police said was either a double suicide or murder-suicide in Young's West Springfield apartment. They had been released from jail 2 days earlier following charges of severe abuse of Haleigh Poutre (11) was hospitalized in a vegetative state after her brain stem was partly sheared.

Sep 22, Swiss women for the first time captured most of the seats in the country's seven-member executive branch, brushing aside Switzerland's history as one of Europe's last nations to grant women full suffrage.

Sep 22, In Australia Jill Meagher (29) was raped and strangled as she walked home from a bar after an evening out with work colleagues in Melbourne. On Jun 19, 2013, sex offender Adrian Ernest Bayley (41) was sentenced to life in prison for the rape and murder. He had been free on parole after previous convictions for raping five women.

Sep 22, In Germany Chancellor Angela Merkel led her conservatives to victory with 41.5% of the vote. A Senegal-born chemist was elected as the country’s first black federal lawmaker, and a woman of Turkish origin was elected the first Muslim to Parliament.

Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo New Girlfriend Revealed ! by idrissunny: 2:32pm On Sep 20, 2016
Discover mungo park. CR7
Reports in Spain claim the Real Madrid and Portugal superstar has found himself a new partner after initiating contact with her through Instagram
Real Madrid and Portugal superstar Cristiano Ronaldo has reportedly started dating former Miss Spain model Desire Cordero.

Check her out here http://www.skillzah.com/2016/09/cristiano-ronaldo-new-girlfriend.html?m=1

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Sports / Re: Astonishing Stat That Shows How Lethal Manchester City’s Kelechi Iheanacho Is by idrissunny: 6:02pm On Sep 17, 2016
The guy is on fire. I pray he does the same in green shirt
Manchester City striker Kelechi Iheanacho has proceeded with his fine form to the season by scoring his side’s second goal against Hull.

The 19-year-old, who scored City’s unequivocal second in their 2-1 Manchester derby triumph, completed a clearing move at the Etihad following 25 minutes taking after Kevin De Bruyne’s opener.

The hosts multiplied their lead early in the second half with strikes from in form Raheem Sterling and summer singing Iker Gundogan as Pep Guardiola’s side endeavored to bond their place at the highest point of the Premier League.

Since blasting onto the scene last season Iheanacho has inspired with his pace, willing running and unerring coolness in front of goal– a property which is upheld by a surprising measurement.

His strike against Hull was the clinical Nigerian’s tenth Premier League objective for the nationals – from only 14 shots on target.

Contrast that and Olivier Giroud, who in the last two seasons has changed over 16 of 42 on-target endeavors, and Christian Eriksen, who has scored a little six out of 41.
Nairaland / General / Re: Tough Time Doesn't Last Tough People Do by idrissunny: 1:50pm On Sep 16, 2016
Thanks for your encourgement.
1. Be grateful.There is something to be grateful forin every minute of every day, whether it’s the warm sun, a phone call from an old friend or just another day of living. When you make a list of everything that’s great in your life, your one problem may not seem so terrible. And remind yourself that there are people that would trade their problems for yours in an instant.2. Divert your attention.Challenges can be all-consuming, and it seems the more you think about them, the worse they get. Focus on something or someone else, and you’ll give your mind and emotions a needed break. Work on a hobby. Take a child to the park. Go out to a movie. It’s okay to escape for a while.3. Call upon friends.Research shows thatsocial connectionshave a positive effect on well-being. Reach out to friends and let them know what you’re goingthrough. You’ll feel less alone, and a sympathetic listener with a kind word or two is sometimes all you need to cheer up.4. Laugh.Laughter is as much of an emotionalrelease as crying, particularly when we can laugh at ourselves. There’s always humor to be found in any situation as long as you’re willing to look for it. Give yourself permission to laugh, even when times are rough.Find that one isolated moment that is funny regardless of the terrible bigpicture.5. Accept what you can’t change.You can find little things to do that will help make a dire situation better — like visiting a sick loved one or cooking dinner for a neighbor — but you must accept things you can’t change. If someone has died, they will remain dead. If you’ve lost a job, that particular job is gone. If a hurricane flattened your house, that house is no longer standing. If you dwell on things you can’t change, you’re only setting yourself up for more stress. Accept what you can’t change and take action on what you can.6. Connect with your inner spirit.Amid the turmoil in my life during the time of all those tragedies, it wasprayer and meditation that calmed me down and made me feel like I was not alone. It makes no difference what your religious beliefs are. Prayer and meditation are merely forms of communication that connect you to your inner spirit and power. Once you do that, you realize you can get through anything.7. Move on.If you dwell on painful parts of your life, you drain your spirit with negative emotions such as anger and resentment. Let go of that baggage like a hot potato! Only then can you let new positive experiences, opportunities and people into your life. No matter what challenge you might be facing, know that nothing ever stays the same. Your problems will eventually end.It’s easy to feel defeated and sorry for yourself when challenges in life arise, however, you can take another approach. While you may not be ableto always control what happens in life, you can always choose how to react to it.
Romance / Re: by idrissunny: 1:42pm On Sep 16, 2016
So on point
MEN MUST READ: How to Stop a Woman From Demanding Money or Card [PICTURE]

From my Whatsapp group
Dave asked: How do you avoid the demanding girls' questions?

My Answer.

How will a girl demand from you as a good bad boy? You're supposed to have blocked all demanding loopholes. My bad! I haven't taught you guys that. I may, if I have the time.

Lemme explain the two methods I developed.

Method 1:

Before a girl starts demanding things from you do this.

Tell her you want to send her card. She'll say to herself: Omo see free maga o!

Send her topup ranging from 400 to 1500. Tease her before sending her the card. Make it look as if you're joking about sending her the card. When she's almost bored, then send it.

When she loads it, she'll say, "Wow! I thought you were joking. Thanks. You're such a sweetheart."

(In her mind, she has seen a recharge card company and she'll start demanding for cards).

(This is the magic line)

To block her from demanding things from you, SAY THIS: "I give when I want or feel and NOT when it's requested. Girls who request make themselves look cheap in my eyes and I know my baby is not that type."

This alone will make her to be scared of requesting or asking for favors. You aren't supposed to give her anything to accomplish this, but it'll be greatly appreciated in this Buhari's regime. 400 -1500 Naira Topup is a lot for some in this regime. Think about it. So, you have blocked her future demanding syndromes.

My advice is, block the syndrome before the relationship starts fully or before you think she'll demand.

Method 2:

This is how to bring it up without spending a dime.

You: "There's one thing I love about myself."
She: What is it?
You: I love to give people things when I have without them asking me.
You: And I DISLIKE when they ask me. It makes me feel bad and makes them look cheap in my eyes.
You: I know my baby is not one of those cheap girls.

Immediately cover this topic up with a good question about herself like:
You: What are you wearing? Don't tell me it's a red/pink undies o! I no want make my eyes blind o! (Tongues out) Or anything fun).

This, my friend Udemé, is how to bypass the demanding syndrome Nigerian girls have.

Whenever she wants to ask you for a favor, she'll remember the things you told her about being cheap and "she" not being one of them.

The earlier you block the demanding syndrome some Nigerian ladies have the more money you'll save to give your grandma in the village. Despite how much you spend on a woman, she'll still dump you and meet a good bad boy who treats her the way she deserves. So, be the good bad-boy and spend less, but fúck good.

Learn to fúck or be financially fúcked by women who will pretend to love you.

I don't want to see any thread on NL about how she's demanding this and that and how you've spent on her more than your mum. U get sense at ALL? #wink

A WORD is ENOUGH for the WISE.


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Career / Re: Job Vacancy: Products Marketers/ Distributors by idrissunny: 8:39pm On Sep 15, 2016
Work no de yet dares advert everyday
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Investment / Re: Please Help A Friend In Need by idrissunny: 3:08pm On Sep 14, 2016
U even have a buz to fall back to. Y not plough back the interest.
Good evening everyone ..
Please can someone here who is kind enough borrow me 30k as a loan.. as life is very tough with me and my family coupled with my business currently affected by the recession...

I promised to payback within the time stipulated.

I could give my nigeria passport as collateral or any other we may agree as collateral

You could reach me on 08057028796
Car Talk / Re: My Experience Today With The Dumbest Driver Ever. by idrissunny: 3:01pm On Sep 14, 2016
Ur topic not interesting at tall
Lolss petrol rain ké,ah...that one na apocalypse and holocaust join hehe
TV/Movies / Re: Check Out This Make Up Effects, Looks So Real But They Are Actually Just Effects by idrissunny: 8:04pm On Sep 13, 2016
Graphic nd scary
Wow... this world class if i may say!

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Politics / Re: Tell Your People To Forget About Biafra: Buhari Tells Igbo Corpers by idrissunny: 7:59pm On Sep 13, 2016
Ur comment just expose ur ignorance of U.s A, Ghana nd Naija. The firth was not to control oil but to protect the teretorial integrety of nageria.
it is only in Nigeria the President forces down patriotism down the throats of citizens in vain. I am yet to hear ONE Ghana,ONE USA,ONE Russia.

The whole world knows it was an oil fight.


Romance / Re: Nigerian Proposes To A White Lady On Olumo Rock. See Her Reaction! by idrissunny: 7:48pm On Sep 13, 2016
She accept him even be they travel down here. Kodos to them
Nigerian guy proposed to a white lady on Olumo Rock in Abeokuta, Ogun State. And she said Yes!!!

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Family / Re: It's Going To 5years I Got Married And I Still Dont Feel Close To My Husband by idrissunny: 4:04pm On Aug 08, 2016
You din't mention wether you guys has kids most especialy his love sex.
This is hurting. You should try seeing a therapist and have someone close to talk it out with. To unburden your heart and improve your relationship with ur husband
Sports / Re: Photos From Stephen's Keshi Funeral Service In Benin. See His Coffin. by idrissunny: 2:24pm On Jul 28, 2016
Politics / Re: Ibrahim Bida Fails National Anthem Test by idrissunny: 10:43am On Jul 27, 2016
When will you start talking about your poor dad whom no one has heard off. Try to deal with this administration like that since you can't change it.
No surprise since these same northerners are appointed by Buhari into key sectors of the economy with their botched and incompetent administrations.

I wouldn't be surprised if Buhari fails the same test.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Woman Buys G-wagon For Boyfriend To Say 'I'm Sorry' (photos) by idrissunny: 10:15am On Jul 27, 2016
Don,t worry ur boo will soon graduate from recharge card to some thing else before getting to the car
Oh God of Isaac,Jacob and Abraham bestow unto me testimonies greater than this.#Correct guy
Politics / Re: Throwback Picture Of Ganduje And Kwankwaso Years Back In Kano by idrissunny: 7:05pm On Jun 18, 2016
Dat was wen thing was find
dats good
Politics / Re: Saraki Recovers N52 Million From His Accountant by idrissunny: 6:26pm On Jun 15, 2016


Politics / Re: "Tompolo Flees To Libya, We Will Get Him Dead Or Alive" - Militants by idrissunny: 6:28pm On Jun 06, 2016
Another to Aborri Acoat in Ghana
why is he on the run if he's innocent?

just imagine, instigating violence and when it heats up...the leader will abandon the people and disappear,,,,

wonder when some dudes will get sense

One Biafra guy did that in 1970, when he fled to Ivory coast
Romance / Re: Woman Marries Her Unknown Caller Whose Calls She Missed by idrissunny: 12:07pm On Jun 04, 2016
Talking from experience because she was used and dump
most wrong numbers here are always from hausa guys grin
Romance / Re: A Lady Went To Her Wedding In An Ambulance, See What Happened Next (PICS) by idrissunny: 11:51am On Jun 04, 2016
Na wao.
Politics / Re: Judith Celebrates Amaechi's 51st Birthday, Wears His Cap - Photo by idrissunny: 12:45pm On May 27, 2016
Happy birthday to him and his kids
Happy birthday to him
Politics / Re: Why We Walked Out Of Meeting With Nigerian Govt – NLC by idrissunny: 1:51pm On May 18, 2016
Total in suport of this strike action. Even though my exams are fast approaching.

Source- http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/203609-nationwide-strike-walked-meeting-nigerian-govt-nlc.html/


Education / Re: What Course Can My Sister Study With This Waec Result by idrissunny: 2:35pm On Apr 22, 2016
Social work in uniben
my younger sisters waec, what course can she study
commerce: c8
crk: d7
economics: f9
government: c5
lit.in english: e8
english: c6
maths: c5
biology: c5
shes planning to sit for another waec but am against it, she should just go and read the course that matches her result,if theres any let me know, otherwise no choice but to take the next waec form.

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