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u no fit take dis kynd money and expect to survive pass 3 days na

If na me sha.. I go run comot oo. cos dat kind money too much pass make person no die for the 3rd day.

Na wa oo, wen we get our very own sango for here, baba dey go Egypt loun loun.

Na wao

Mo daran, see finishin? abeg wia all d team buhari, redeem urself in dis one and we shall keep mute forever

we are not saying buhari is d best man for d job, buh we are fed up of having a dunce for a president, we definitely won't last another four years as a country,
Buhari is the only option left and he isn't a bad option. anyways vote iduzebaba for president 2040

Goodluck jonathan church of God; old sakura road;bayelsa

waitin patiently for dem johesu to see this post

na wa ooo

pls can i make use of ur biro; i go reply; pls can i borrow 20naira from ur withdrawal; abi how much b biro

harammmmmmmmmmmm!

unilorin med school; dia r 3 set of students; d jackometers; dey read as if dem wan write usmle but all na wash; dey always score btw 40-55; d 2nd ppl rarely reads;;watches ball lyk mads; participate in school politics;social dinners and chase kp gurls;they start attendin class 3 wks to exam;photocopy notes and pq;then crashread for d exam. they mostly score 50 -59;and even wen dey fail ;they always pass d resit; the 3rd set are d gurus; dey only attend class; and maybe check textbook twice in d whole postin; how dey do it;i dont know;but at d end; dem go lead class carry all d prize go.moderation,consistency;smartness and prayer is d key to passin in med schl walai

chai

Ya Allah; forgive us of our mistakes and give us d blessings of d ramadan; happy sallah; my fellow brodas and sisters

watch patience jona shout dia is god oo; dia is god ooo; ehn ehn ehn; laff it out loud and fall asleep

na wa ooo; i pray we wont be among those who wud only read but not go dia: amen

@op: apart from ben carson; cant see nobody changing no lyf bro; how many lyfs were actually changed by miles or mallet; or prob ur quantification of changin lyfs isnt well expanciated here; u cant talk abt afro american who inspired millions without namin; martin luther king jnr; malcolm x;barrack obama(forget d sentiment;he did inspire millions of black who didnt blived in dem self);micheal jackson;muhammed ali; ben carson; then u can list ur remainin shit; 1 luv

-Stupidity is when a man sleeps with c0untless Ladies with0ut
c0nd0ms but still carries his 0wn clipper to the barber’s sh0p . -RACISM is when a white BB Bold 6 cost more than a black
BBBold 6. -NEMESIS is when you submit your answer sheet with your
expo inside. - A WITCH is that girl that eats nkwobi, fish pepper soup,
shawama, suya, chicken, smirnoff, fayrous & when you take
her home she says sorry I’m on my period. -OVERSABI is when you are eating salad with a girl & she says
‘honey, this food no done’. -OLODO is when you are in a plane with a guy & he says ‘honey
I’m hot, can you please roll down the glass’ -STINGYNESS is when you finish reading this and you refuse to
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During a
robbery in Guangzhou, China, the
bank robber
shouted to everyone in the bank:
"Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your
life belongs to
you." Everyone in the bank laid
down quietly. This
is called "Mind Changing Concept"
Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on
the table provocatively, the
robber shouted at her:
"Please be civilized! This is a
robbery and not a rape!" This is called "Being
Professional" Focus
only on what you are trained to
do! When the bank
robbers returned home, the
younger robber (MBA- trained) told the older robber
(who has only
completed Year 6 in primary
school): "Big brother,
let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very
stupid. There is
so much money it will take us a
long time to
count. Tonight, the TV news will
tell us how much we robbed from the bank!" This
is called
"Experience." Nowadays,
experience is more
important than paper
qualifications! After the robbers had left, the bank
manager told the bank
supervisor to call the police
quickly. But the
supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let
us take out $10 million from the bank for
ourselves and add it to
the $70 million that we have
previously embezzled
from the bank". This is called
"Swimming with the tide." Converting an unfavorable
situation to your
advantage! The supervisor says:
"It will be good if
there is a robbery every month. "
This is called "Killing Boredom." Personal
Happiness is more
important than your job. The
next day, the TV news
reported that $100 million was
taken from the bank. The robbers counted and
counted and
counted, but they could only
count $20 million. The
robbers were very angry and
complained: "We risked our lives and only took
$20 million. The
bank manager took $80 million
with a snap of his
fingers. It looks like it is better to
be educated than to be a thief!" This is called
"Knowledge" In all your gettings, get understanding.

if not for d flogging and advice from my mum; i for don follow rashidi go cotonou; thank u mum; RIP rashidi

i told my bully seniors dat my dad is a soldier; so dey left my alone; jss1 tins

end time tins crew is definitly d best of 2013

i eat alot; d moment she noticed dat i left her food untouched; haaa; she go done catch d scope say d fud no make am b dat:

dats d truth; am a doctor too at uith; and i understand d stress of comin for clinics; d queue is much and it cud b frustuatin for patient at times buh wats my point:

you should never compromise the health of ur kids for anytin; time; money; stress;: u should give them d best; and uith hav got d best paeditrics unit in nigeria and their doctors are internationally recognised; prof johnson;prof ojuawo; dr obasa; dr adesiyun; dr adeboye; just google them:

so pls ma ;do noh look at d stress u wil face by comin to uith and deny ur kids quality health care; may God give us all good health and make us reap the fruit of our labour

am i really reading this@?

no school on sunday noni

30k?

which kind; iya agba; e wa pose kin ya yin my mum is prettier jare:

buh sha;na wa for naija; na dis kind dem go see; all dos wey dey chop our oil money without payin kobo; dem no see dat one oo; all politicians r equal; but some r more equal dan d others noni:;