Lagbaja88:
mumu pastor

You are better than this, mate

Thought we were being faceless here?

Oh!

saphiere:
Go and marry stop waiting to make millions before you marry.

It's hard to believe this is actually coming from you, @saphiere.
Was your account hacked?

It's even more painful knowing that we Africans still worship this white forks like gods, and still slave willingly for them due to inferiority complex.

A black man would travel to a white man's land and be subjected to all kinds of dirty jobs and hard labors, and when a white man comes to our land, they will be given all kinds of VIP treatments, employed into high positions in our African companies. And again, Africans are to slave for this forks even in our own land.

It's a shame and a big slap to our faces

We have to talk more on topics like, but NO, Nairaland mods would never move topics like this to the frontpage, they would rather move 50 of BBN sh!ts to the FP every hour

frozen70:


How can you be sacred of something you have not had the experience of

Ibuzikwa nwoke ?

With the types of girls we have this days, I'd say, his fear is justified.

I, too fear marriage. And I might just decide to have a baby mama.

It's not about being nwoke

Doja2000:
Women are not sex objects.

Well, Candidlady strongly disagrees with you.

Candidlady:


Y'all men are just scared that if we Al become feminist konji wil Kil you guys

Seriously??

Akintundexxy:
I'm glad you finally agreed you people are sex objects.

That's literally what she meant

iceberylin:
Na who them never stab knife DH fear needle

Bro

Stupidquestions:
Blood of Jesus

Lol
Bro calm down

Looking at the meme below... Pls explain to the best of your knowledge

Nezzjnr:
I had to to just stick with Custard

Making Pap should be a Course in the University

ThreeEyedRaven:
Lol.. I can make pap. I even celebrated my newly acquired custard making skills. I have been learning how to make custard for over 12 years and it took me till a few weeks ago to attain perfection and I'm still overly excited about it.

Congrats man

Federalcase:
akara sellers for your area no get joy o.. Normally they should be selling ready Made pap.

They do sell ready made but I don't buy ready made paps because I don't know the process it underwent (hygiene wise)

Onahi95:
Pap and custard are two things I can make even with my eyes closed and I'm not even that good at cooking

It's a big deal for me.

Btw mate, I just finished reading your post about your business ordeal.. It was hilarious, I'm not gonna lie. But we go sha make it in this life

fati2001:
NO

COOKING FIELDS ARE MADE FOR ONLY THE FEMALE VERSION.

Some men can cook even better than women

I had a strong desire to take pap with akara for breakfast. I dashed out as early as 7am to where they sell Akara, Bread & Pap, and bought all three. Got home, boiled water, made the first Pap and it was watery. I poured it down the drain. Made the second Pap, still watery. Made the third one and there were (I don't even know how to explain it) round, small small solid stuff inside the liquid Pap.

All this while my female friend was laughing uncontrollably at me . When she saw how frustrated I was, she asked me to boil another water so she could make it for me. I did, and guys, I'm still surprised at how she magically did it just once and it was perfect.

Can you make pap as a dude

Candidlady:
Fake news

Yeah??

What's fake about the news?

SARSCoV2:
Change your phone or laptop battery.

Few batteries support video upload.

Bad boy

mariodko190:
Have been trying to upload a video here but it so impossible, has anyone experience same ordeal ?

You can't upload a video directly to Nairaland, mate.

Upload to Youtube, then embed the link on your Nairaland post/thread

Your friend's boy isn't telling the truth.
He should explain to you guys what really happened to the card

qtguru:
How do you visit the website first

With the browser on your PC, I guess

Programmers most used/helpful keyboard buttons

Teadavid23:
We're waiting...

For what, mate?

complexBoss12:
Oga police is not an acronym, stop posting rubbish.

Nigerians like to turns everything upside down, that's how we were taught as kids that WIFE means Wonderful Instrument For Enjoyment

It is

Afriqan:


Contrary to your opinion, I've been coding for years (web dev). The issue of HTML being a programming language is a constant debate in the IT world and I assure you that it's more subjective than objective. People usually go away from the fundamental definition of a programming language and consider conventional technicality especially in contrast to other PL like Python, C etc. What you're saying is typical of software developers who believe in core functionality than the fundamental definition; something I already addressed.

Some industry experts and CS scholars would even prove to you that XML is a programming language by definition, but that's for another day.

I disagree.
And I'm sure so many programmers would disagree with you, too, considering several facts that comes in play when it comes to comparing HTML to other programming languages or defining HTML as a programming language.

I could provide more information and facts to counter your claims, but I won't because I know nothing I say would change your point of view

Afriqan:


You're only talking about the description of HTML. By definition, a programming language refers to defined codes with are used to instruct a computer to get the desired outcome. HTML conforms to the former and that makes it a programming language, take it or leave it.

What about CSS? Is it just a style sheet language?

You all wanna sound like computer geeks but most of you lack the fundamentals.

I knew from the onset that you think HTML is a programming language, when you asked the first question. I also knew you were in for argument.

HTML is a way of adding context and structure to texts. It is used for structural purposes on a web page, not functional ones.

A programming language, on the other hand has functional purposes.

I know you think XML is also a programming language

I'm pretty sure you are not a programmer, because if you were, you wouldn't have defined HTML as programming language.

Afriqan:


Pls enlighten me, if HTML is not a programming language, what is it?

It's a Markup Language

Afriqan:
So what is it? Is it a programming food?

I hope you are joking

No Jokes

I have a great deal of love and respect for this man. No man in the history of this country can so far be matched with him.