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Fools kneel to ask a gal to marry dem...its dumb to me, its like begging a gal to start been responsible for her. Its shuld be d oda way round, u shuld beg me to marry u.

Nma27:
Omoyi fe ya werey sha

Hmmmmmmmm no words for u swthrt.

RoyalBlak007:
.Dont tell her shes beautiful?.
[color=#AB56BA] really?! .[/color]

Yes bro....a hundred guy tell her everyday. You not telling her will make her wonder y, dere by making her fink abt u daily and will always wanna get u to tell her she's beautiful

freesinzu:
It's actuals true, girls adores guyz who treat them with disdain, the just can't help if.

Take toke for instance, I can bet my last money dat if maje asked toke to forgive him and take him back she will leave dat "nice" guys she's with at d moment and crawl bk to maje.

greatnaija01:
YOUR FUTURE HEART BREAK IS CURRENTLY DOING NYSC..... May d gods of Love PUNISH you for this wicked thing you have conceived towards ladies.

Na person wey get heart dem dey brk him heart o my broda.

john1964:
Hi guys I know nairaland ain't the perfect Place to come asking for advice but I have no one to confide to, am this kinda person that find it hard sharing personal issues with someone I know, When I read people write about their personal love life issues I find it very funny sha..lol.. Not knowing I'll one day face mine and be forced to share it. Been dating this girl for 3 years now am in the university, 400L while she's in her 300L presently, she's always cared and loved me undoubtedly since day 1, always had back in school both financially and others too and we've always had this plan for a future together, coz I strongly believe and know our love was real. The bond we had was just so strong, suddenly I had an issue with school which brought me back though. Sadly Had to start all over from 100L it hurts me so much, though all the time have been going through this dilemma, she's always tried encouraging me and pushed me not to give up on my dream. I was almost thinking so negative when I had this school ish, thought about killing myself thinking the world was over. But this lady stood by me and never gave up on me and convinced me that killing my self wouldn't help matters (I was really a mess then, like a HUGE mess) didn't go out much, had to stay in school a whole year preparing all over again for jamb nd all that, tho still attending lectures.
Now, when I had this issue that was were my dreams started shattering, our future wasn't looking all bright anymore because now am starting all over again, when I'll be in my 100L she'll be in her 300L and on and on like that.. It really broke my heart, at some point she believes in me and tries to convince me things would be better and I'll definitely scale through, But most times there's just this little doubts that comes in, You Ladies are prone to marry early (and she's very cute) which is actually a huge A+, men have always been coming asking for her hand in marriage and she has always declined them.. But she ain't getting any younger, and has to get married someday, sadly she told me yesterday she really do love me so much and has always had my back always and supported me always and which is so true that she has just decided to give me some lil break so I can try sorting my self out and balancing my life and she has decided to agree to one of her suitors(the guy is quite close to her family/ he's financially stable too tho the guy has a lil kid sha I guess his a single dad) coz she's always told me about ppl asking for her hand in marriage, though they ain't getting married now, but at least she wants to face him, instead of pushing away all her suitors and in the future wen she graduates and am Still in school, it might not be easy for me to be financially stable easily, tho she begged me that Pls hope I wouldn't paint her as a bad person coz she really tried for me. I've just been really down since she told me this and it's really affecting me so much tho what she says is sadly the truth, Have just really built my life around her and she's just the only one I confined to in school when I have issues (coz am really this typa person who don't flows and share things easily with anyone, I kinda hv trust issues) don't really know how I'll cope when Am back to school, we leave close to each other in school, and she still really wants to be friends with me and wants to always support me too. Don't really know what to do right now I really do love her so much because she's an amazing person who has just been by my side through really hard times in school, it wont be easy starting Just as friends right now, I really do have a mild heart. Wish I could rewind the hands of the clock and correct the mistake I made that made me start all over again.. It's just really sad

Pls if I made a mistake with my typing, don't attack me.. Just really down now


lalasticlala

You see ur life? So wat did u gain been a faithful bf now? Ur gf was actually double dating while u were dere wasting money on her. Be a player and damage Deir lives, u sed no, now see wat a biitch has caused u! I'm sure uve learnt ur lessons....never trust a gal, fork her and go...dey will eventually leave u.

Girls are like a pet...they need training to suit ur specifications. They reaction positively to "reward" before doing anything for u...just same way a pet dog does.
For her to av sex with u, u got to give her a reward, for her to do d cleaning uve got to give her a reward.
Also just like a pet, dey can also easily be deceived....cos 90% of them are dumb. I don't subscribe to physical harm...but ure so allowed to emotionally mess up ur gal to ur specifications. Here are d steps in doing dat:
1) Don't ever tell her she's beautiful.
2) UnCloth her like u wanna av sex, hiss den walk up.
3) Call her once a week.
4) Never tell her u love her, show her she doesn't deserve love.
5) Don't allow her touch u during sex.
6) Never introduce her to friends.
7) Invite her on a date and don't show up.
Do all dis and u'll av a gal who looks up to u as a master...her Lord....den wen ure through with her, dump her for some nice guy to pick up and go hunt for anoda "slave gal" to train.
They love it....they usually won't leave u or let u go.

seyoops4u:
wow! that's somehow tho.... because, there's a saying in yoruba that says " The Wife wey u marry for club, na CLub she go follow go oo "

Well, that might not be true for you guys.

I wish u guys best of luck.

I'm not Yoruba so fvck ur proverb

Masikay:
See ur face like wetin Dem dey use take peel tangerine.

Lolzzzzzz.....u street gal, dats so gangster.

ImmaculateIfy:
listen to urslf is dis wot u wish ur sisters if u hv any.. think b4 u talk (no offense)

My sisters are well brought up and dey aint hungry broke gold diggers.....but an advice to u, warn ur sis to run frm guys like me if dey wanna play smart, we don't care we fork useless gals at will.

[quote author=geraldmartins post=51559151][/quote]Sorry u feel so hurt...but pls warm ur sis to run away frm guys like me, cos once she replies our hello with "hi"....we so forking her for sure.

StarBukola:
no offfence o,but my brother u re crazy,for saying girls re tools for sexual use.

Tell me something I don't know pls...

Iamberlyn:
abeg where u keep your sense

Take 69 guesses?

Airforce1:
i cant tell for sure
unless your sister come help count for me.
bless!

U can't tell? Aint u d owner of d Dick?

That's y I keep telling guys...fvck dos gals. Promise dem marriage and fork dem, den dump dem...if u don't some else will. They are tools for our sexual use.

Airforce1:
I'm just so in the mood tonight.

ask me any question guys promise to answer them all.

Do u av veins on ur Dick and how many?

Nma27:
whre are your manners?

Dey inside my room...come and see it.

seyoops4u:
chu! how ?

I'm not understand ooo ... You just walk to have and tell her that ? ( I'm just curious tho)

One night stand....met at d club, took her ohm, pvssy was d bomb, asked her to date me d mrn after.

Lizzdeb:
Senseless post upadan

Gals dat pose for pix d way u do...usually turn up crippled before 30.

Masikay:
Bro.. You high af

See ur face like peeled tangerine.

gentlebeeholar:
It started with friendship...getting married to him soon.

Look at ur cute ass....very juicy!

seyoops4u:
Were you friends with him/her first, before a relationship?

Or did you just fall in love right then & there?

Or… perhaps both?

Either way, good relationships are grand! Do share!





My relationship with my ex-GF started with friendship.

She was one of the most fun loving girl in the college - full of life and joy! We would go college together sometimes, go to malls, go out during the festivals and discuss engineering problems together.

After being “just” friends for 1.5 years (3 semesters) I proposed her. We were together for 3 years.

But sadly we broke up


by Abhisek De.

Started with sex.

rhymesnoni:
eyyyah, wats da corse of da break up?

We went out to eat and she insisted on ordering her own food but I disagreed saying "na me bring u come chop, no bi u bring me come chop". She got angry stood up and left, finking she had left, I called a chick I know living nearby to come "finish" her food so it won't waste. As I stepped out with d new gal, dere is my ex calling me names! Saying she tot I was gonna follow her as she walked out. imagine

I just broke up with my main chick...so painful because she has a "bomb" pvssy and she's got skills.
My second-in-command gf aint so endowed....so hurt rite now....so so hurt.

Mimido2:
change her entire wardrobe

Is dat u? U look homeless....no offense.

4mnths are u already planning on spending big on her? Think it over bro...don't start what u can't handle....u start with big spending u av to keep at dat level or higher.
Buy her ice cream and lock up d matter.

TrapHedges:
Wow... Till tat day comes.. And I can't mess up fam

btw am done fuckboying years back.. Kinda like childish

I hear u fam!

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]Be faithful man.[/color]

Doesn't work for me....

darkmarky:
I need to be schooled to practice immorality? trust me I was a pioneer. you are a probably a kid in the game.
whose money does he spends?

So u spent ur money on gals and u call urself a pioneer I laff....u outdated bro....its not immorality by d way, its been smart with ur choices.

Davash222:
It's fun Smh

One condom would have saved us this comment.

A gal dumped a guy on Deir wedding day and was found in a hotel with her ex....and u tell me been a player is wrong?
If dat nigger were a player....he wuld av seen d signs....but no he chose to be Mr Nice guy, Mr faithful lover....lolzzzzz!!! Many more guys will suffer such if dey don't stop been nice....

KissChrix:
Nawa for you o Playboy

Its fun and less dramatic dat way.

TrapHedges:
bottom line.. You're a Fuçk boy fam.. No sweater.. But.. I think one girl is enough

Congrat to u and ur one orientation....but I can swear before sango dat ur gf has a guy waiting in-line for a day u'll mess up and she will move on with.